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  • Aww, Chief doesn't have any money.

  • It wasnt that bad really, just heavily unrefined. If this ever DID manage to make it off the ground, I think they would settle into the roles nicely, and develop a nicer flow and overall polish.

    In fact, this was a lot better than most gaming programs. Shame it never went anywhere :/

  • Intelligence in TF2? You jest, surely?

  • oh how i love yahtzee

  • Who was in the Chief suit?

  • What's everyone talking about, this isn't even bad

  • Why don't you guys open a donation page or something? I'm sure plenty of people are willing to do whatever they can to help the process of making this show, myself included.

  • Yahtzee, your british bastard stallion, you are only funny on Zero Punctuation.

  • never forget anime panties

  • i have seen worse shows then this, but for being an amateur pilot it´s decent, the show gave me a couple of chuckles, but i have to say that i had a biased opinion already made by comparing Yahtzee´s bit in the escapist to this experiment. it has/had potential for a series

  • Yatzee, that was boring.

  • Yahtzee, Real-Life's answer to TF2's Sniper.

  • yahtzee was as fun as chewing a blend of glass, diamond powder, and hedgehog quils

  • I'm so confused, is this series still around?

  •  I wonder if they ever gave out the lollies.

  • Yahtzee is a funny guy... when hes doing Zero PUnctuation. Basically because he can write what he says and you cant tell that he's reading it, unlike in thi video when hes doing the news bit at the beginning :/ Zero Puntuation will always be funny, this wont.

  • I couldn't finish this..

  • Argghh. I love Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation, but god damn is this bad.  I'm really glad this never made it off the ground.

  • the duke nukem forever bi was very funny now that the game is out ^-^

  • It's over, Yahtzee is finished.

  • I guess we can't put the " Not so much like crap this time " sticker :/ Sad..

  • yahtzee... why...

  • I think they had potential. They need to mature the show first. They were either trying to hard or not enough, so the flow of the overall episode was disrupted quite a bit.

    - Fan of Ben Croshaw, which I assume is 3/4 of this shows audience.

  • Uh....I feel kind of disappointed some how.....

  • Atleast they tried.

  • It's kind of shit tbh.

  • who lit this? bats?

  • It was runny.

  • Ben is just like "i've already reviewed all these games on zero punctuation. shit, crap, double crap, wank stain on my blouse, shitballs, and crap."

  • WTF is wrong with Yahtzee in this? He looks like a character from Oblivion when you're talking to them- a dead-eyed unblinking stare fixated on you at all times...

  • party mix is similar to video games because from a distance there apears to be huge variety but once you take a good look at it you'll realise there really isnt

  • Thats not yatzee imposter!!

  • @LTB14y yest it is you idiot

  • @LTB14y correction: yes it is you leprous retard

  • @angadmishr Liez! u lie you cantacorous wanker!!

  • @LTB14y NO I don't you... ordinary person!

  • @angadmishr no...NO......u LIEEEEE!

  • @LTB14y Your argument is invalid. My hair is a ballsack.

  • Not even TV deserves this unfunny shit, glad it got canned before it got anywhere.

  • yug and yahtzee were good it's the last dude on the couch that was crap yahtzee was being robotic but he isn't always like that i think it's on purpose

  • No offense but Aussies are a bit 2 dimensional. Yahtzee is just far ahead of them in terms of wit, he belongs back to the home of great comedy (the UK).

  • not even yahtzee could save this travesty.

  • This is 3 very different people. Yahtzee, the evil one, Matt, the neutral one, and the nerdy WOW guy whose name excapes me, the nice one. It's funny how they're sitting on the couch in that order. Evil, Neutral, Good. Lol, I only watched this to see Yahtzee wreck them c:

  • This was actually quite painful to watch. Yahtzee looks half-dead and almost robotic, Yug laughs at everything Yahtzee says, and Matt could be plucked from the show and you would barely notice that he wasn't there. Their sketch humor also isn't funny...besides the DNF thing. That actually made me chuckle, but other than that, I see nothing entertaining here.

  • Well it was a pilot episode, that's what people make when they want to know what people think of their show idea. They use the critisism to help improve it. Most parts were funny but some needed work. I really want to see another episode of this!

  • I think Yahtzee might actually be a robot. A malfunctioning one.

  • @williamthebrit

    i think robots dont talk that fast :P

  • This seems like english type humor mixed with video games

  • the duke nukem design team was actually very funny....the show isnt that bad but it could use some work :\

  • Seriously anybody who thought this was good is an ignorant yahtzee fanboy

  • @MrBrightside391 Says the Killers fanboy.

  • @MrChurchSir thats probably the most dumbest comment iv ever seen. My name is Mrbrightside because my friends used to call me that all the time. It's just a coincidence that its the name of a killers song. Stop being a yahtzee fan boy and defending him for having such a shit show.

  • Am I the only one who actually liked this?

  • @VampirusRain yes

  • @DelormeStorm Why? I mean, I thought that it was funny. I felt that the three of them had great chemistry between them. I don't understand what's not to like.

  • Only watched this because Yahtzee's in it

  • Ou ou, I want the party mix. :D I would email "They both make you fat and are paying you", but this video is 2 and a half years old so I doubt the contest is still going, If it was, 3 year old party mix sounds like its gonna leave a party of **** in my toilet. :(

    Also Yahtzee, you might not want to stare creepily into the camera like that, as it appears you are giving the audience the death stare.

  • Yahtzee did awesome in this, you people are full of shit. Or trolls. Or more likely trolls that are full of shit.

  • @immortalslayer90

    Wow, nibble that Yahtzee cock some more, bitch.

  • @Ragedhard U mad bro?

  • The intro was the only thing they should've kept.

  • the pain...

  • Yahtzee without the fast pace and video editing is quite intolerable. Its like Zero punctuation with twice the snark and half the jokes. The skits are godawfull aswell. 

  • Holy shit, croshaw should never ever be on camera, his blank expressionless gaze and monotone voice is freaking me the fuck out

    Also, the show is really unfunny

  • oh yeah, and he has to read his 'show banter' from his script. It's not particularly engaging to see a guy read his 'on the spot witticisms'. Imagine if you were watching a freestyle rap battle where they read their pre-written jabs at each other. Yeah, boring as shit. Stay dead, Game Damage. You suck too much to be brought back to life.

  • @Asalieri2 There you arrreee ;)

  • wow. Gee, doesn't take a genius to find out why this never made it past the pilot episode, what with their only recognizable 'star' needlessly insulting his viewership and staring blankly at the camera like he's half there. Yahtzee has no charisma and obviously is lacking in his improvisation skills. The sketches are predictable and bland and the rest of the show is boring.

  • I'm a bit sad with the fact that this didn't get past the pilot episode. The chemistry of Yahtzee and Matt's not getting along and Yug having to keep them at bay really makes for some comical moments. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if this is just acting. Yahtzee, as popular as he is, isn't very camera-friendly. I was pretty impressed with all of the acting but, unlike gaming, it's hard to get a good budget without any well-known actors involved.

  • @MaglarTheLiar Yahtzee is awful.

  • Yahtzee makes and breaks that whole show. His trademark grumpy hating all things attitude is fantastic as always but I was terrified by his constant unblinking stare into my very soul! You can look at the others every now and then Yahtzee! The camera isn't there for staring down! Quite funny though. Worth another episode with a slightly bigger budget and make it a bit slicker.

  • Im watching this just cuz of Yahtzee.

  • Meh I'd watch it. Pretty much like talking about games with anyone of my friends at anyone time. (In that I mean one of us is clearly alpha at anyone time.)

  • Maybe Ive just watch too much Zero Punctuation or.. WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?! ... Moving on.. Was I the only one that came up with 101+ ways to kill off the annoying twats next to Yahtzee?

  • I'm a zero punc fan and I'd really like to see more of this. Hope it's still in the works, can't wait. Also v funny dynamic with Yahtzee being surly in the corner and the other two trying to break his shell of cynicism. Kind of reminds me of top gear.

    "New sonic the hedgehog!"

    "Yay..."

    Also did like sonic adventures (but didn't own dreamcast so didn't play much) big fan of the old 2D ones. Why did sonic team randomize their formula if it worked (at least better) in that 3D game?

  • @Lifegoesongundam Sorry buddy,the show has been dead for quite some time.

  • Umm.. episode 2 plz?

  • Is it wrong that i prefer Yahtzee in cartoon man form than in human form?

  • We love you, Yahtzee

  • ...strippers!

  • Yahtzee stole the whole show.

  • Age of Twilight still hasn't been released yet and has no confirmed date...good job!

  • The guy on the right side of the couch is a wanker.

  • id watch a show just with yahtzee talking about games......oh wait i already do it's called zero punctuation

  • aight, its been proven, yahtzee was placed on this earth by god himself to antagonize every living thing on this planet, even his "mates"

  • Yahtzee should host the show on his own. The other two suck ass.

  • Yahtzee's trying too hard.

  • if this were a perfect world this would have been a loads of series

  • So many people try to do gaming programs but i would like it if they based most of the program on the gaming sketches :D

  • @krazaykev99 Sort of like a live action gaming webcomic? 

  • @TheNameGiver1 Yeah, also (and im probably just being annoying) but they're not good presenters in the sense they look straight into the camera when talking to each other and other little things that kind of take me out of the program :(

  • This was actually awkward to watch.

  • Pity this didn't get picked up.

  • The should do this again, but with people who are actually funny (not yahtzee, hes hilarious).

  • brain damage

  • matt

  • why is not any more D:

  • that camera is...weird

  • Looks cool but I think they could really benefit by getting someone in to review their scenes on the sofa and by having a look at the order of what they've put in. It just seemed a bit haphazard at times. Again, comments need a look at and they really need to loosen up on camera but still take a professional approach. It would be bad to ask them to just improvise on the day but being stiff can be off-putting from time to time. Fine-tuning is all that's needed. Simple plan and it'll be fine.

  • I loves me some live action MGS. Woo!

  • Matt didn't understand the fact the show needed to attract fans, not send them packing. Saying things like "Anime is just mindless twoddle". "No one's on the Playstation Network" and also moaning about physics based gameplay. I'd argue that Portal and Half Life 2 used physics based guns excellently. Both these games were out when this video was made so there are no excuses. He should leave the rants and sweeping statements to Yhatzee.

  • @lukerahman well.. atm noone IS on the PSN.. cause its down.... lol

  • @lyianx save a rock, throw a ps3.

  • The sad thing is I really like the concept, but I found none of the jokes funny and the sofa bits were so obviously scripted it was cringable. That would be ok if they weren't so shaky at giving their lines: at one point Matt actually forgot he was supposed to let Yahtzee speak. Just a hunch but I'd guess the whole thing would be improved with the use of an autocue. Other than that the sketches need more variety, the gags were generally weak and Yahtzee was the only one with a decent review.

  • Damn, this would have been a cool show.

  • oh man yahztee has a completly abnoxious face that you just want to slap.dont get me wrong i love the guy but i where his way of thinking comes from

  • This show would ACTUALLY ROCK!

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  • Curses! That moment he said "enzyme" I decided I had to confirm he was wrong, and I seem to have affirmed my suspicions. After all, if it doesn't end in "-ase" it's not an enzyme. Other than that, I enjoyed this, another worthwhile stop on the procrastinational journey that is my Sunday evening.

  • i like it. they just need to loose the terrible skits and add more interesting discussions, editorials and witt. maybe if some of the discussions were rehearsed they'd be funnier.

  • What's with all the hate for Yug and Matt? Sure, they obviously can't compare to the greatness of Yahtzee, but them being terrible? Seriously? I think they did pretty well. Sure, they could definitely improve, but they were far from unwatchable. This is a perfect case of fanboyism; everybody loves Yahtzee so much, they think everyone else sucks in comparison.

  • Since Yug lives in Melbourne now I doubt this will be a real show.

  • have yahtzee kill off the other 2 twats and i might consider watching the next episode

  • ALL HAIL LORD YAHTZEE!!!

  • show is fairly uninteresting.

    Yahtzee is the only salvageable positive aspect. he is awesome.

  • had potential, my only complaint is the only 3 comedy sketches they could come up with were played in the same order. isn't the variety is the spice of life? also i find yug a little too "look at me" but maybe hez meant to be the "main host" or whatever lol. other thn tht i enjoyed it and if they ever make another one il probz watch it again

  • The other 2 douches suck, yahtzee is epic though

  • Yahtzee looks very very angry. You wont like him when hes angry.

  • Either Yahtzee's really stiff in front of a camera (unlikely) or he's very focused on making viewers edgy by staring intently at the camera.

  • @vivchaaan

    Unlikely? How often do you see him in front of the camera or actually interacting with other people?

  • "Steampunk, now that's an underused genre" - Ha, us spacemen of the future would like to disagree.

  • SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  • Yathzee´s a tall dude...

  • my god. yahtzee hates people so much.

  • so what happened to that bag of party mix?

  • Yahtzee looks like he's using makeup.

  • Well yes, yahtzee is awesome but the other two do provide contrast. However, there does seem to be alittle anamosity between yahtzee and matt... Yahtzees adventure bit was quite interesting (half cause hes yahtzee, half cause it was just cool) but the other two were seriously lacking (not because they arent yahtzee). too bad there werent any sponsors; there was great potential.

  • Why aren't you using a real couch? D:

  • Love Australian Gamers podcast, love Yahtzee. Bring it on.

  • They did re-shoot this. Though I don't know anything else. Think the project is in Limbo after they bought the better separate chairs instead of the slouchy couch.

  • Wow is it just me or do these guys need to find something more interesting to talk about? I mean I love Yahtzee but gah! they need to do something haven't been this bored since I was forced to watch Cosmos in high school.

  • @tortirion don't like discussion about video games or cosmos? I sense a muggle in our midst

  • What's the name of the song they use as intro?

    Or is is made specifically for 'Game Damage'?

  • only reason people watch this is because Yahtzee advertised it on ZERO PUNCUATION, the rest of them can go back to their shows and sod off

  • I watched this only to get entertained by Yahtzee otherwise it was pure torture. Yahtzee here is like a professional actor in a school play for 4th grade.

  • Oh hooray.

  • oh you, yahtzee

  • The other two aren't nessisary. Not only do they not add anything, but they clash with Yahtzee's awesome accent. It's annoying they didn't get passed the Pilots, but at the same time, I'm glad they didn't. I'd hate for this to replace Zero Punctuation.

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  • When will this actually get more than a pilot and a trailer?

  • I LOOOOOOVE this show it was defendly the best game reviuw show i have ever seen

    loved the sketches and the jokes

    and Yahtzee is of course awesoome!

    but a aclly alsow really liked the one in the middel :)

    and 3 of you work great as a team because of how diffrend you are ^^

    agin pleeezzz you more!!!

  • Oh god, was that a Metal Gear Solid sketch?

    Drop the Metal Gear Solid sketch

  • Yug, Matt and Yahtzee are awesome. Make more.

  • This is embarrassing really. There really only needs to be Yahtzee in this, the other two are adding nothing, and seem to actually be basking in the presence of Yahtzee. If he is to do a show or anything of the kind with other people, they need to be able to add something, not laugh giddily at every word he says. It'd be cool to see Yahtzee, the pessimist, someone who's optimistic, a very "professional" acting reviewer, an a talking imp. Nuff said.

  • This is embarrassing really. There really only needs to be Yahtzee in this, the other two are adding nothing, and seem to actually be basking in the presence of Yahtzee. If he is to do a show or anything of the kind with other people, they need to be able to add something, not laugh giddily at every word he says. It'd be cool to see Yahtzee, the pessimist, someone who's optimistic, a Yank who he can take the mick out of, an a talking imp. Nuff said.

  • Have they made anymore episodes? Did the show take off?

  • man, Yahtzee is just good with dialogue. He will be the driving force in lifting this series

  • ht main put off for the general market is the fact your intro and logo and smeered in blood, an internet tv series yes but not a tv tv series

    internet tvs better as there is no strict timing to it

  • It would be better if Yahtzee was the center of the show (star power and all that) with the other two or more contributing. I imagine they went with the usual multi-host format because it would be the only way to sell it to TV networks...

  • What? Yahtzee talks with punctuation???

  • 'But at the very worst a game can center around a overdone Physics based gun!' - Wonder what thats a reference too :S

  • This reminds me so much of the old X-Play, especially the skits.

  • I really wish this was on air right now....

  • I reckon the main reason this show didn't go off was because, they really should act professionally! I don't mean Ben Croshaw, I mean the other two laughing at his jokes. And Yahtzee it the only reason people watched this, no one knows or cares who the other manchildren are!

  • Yahtzee, Yug and Matt are awesome, to be honest I watched this because of Yahtzee. After seeing Yug and Matt I started listening to the Australian Gamer Podcasts. Also Yahtzee is in some of those podcasts.

  • i like mat and yugs podcast but mat is to akward

  • Is GameDamage actually on T.V. yet???

  • 6:17 was just dumb. :S I don't mind saying something is similar to something else, but going as far as to say "Elements of [9001 games] is just *RAWR*

    8) Other than that this show looks cool.

  • They seem awkard with each other but in a scripted way... Its like the worst comboination... But baring in mind its just a pilot, i liked it. And of course Yahtzee wins epicly.

  • yahtzee voice i just fucking love it :L

  • 00:23 my new screen backround

  • someone exposed to vacuum DOESEN'T explode... dont make the physics nazi mad

  • this just sorta... sucks :(

  • Matt needs to get bent. Yug doesn't make me want to stab him up the bum with a rusty pike as much as the other stooge, but I think an on camera lobotomy might make him more interesting.

    And there is nothing wrong with being a 14 year old girl. You wish you were so cool.

  • Yahtzee sounds really different from his Zero Punctuation reviews O_o

  • i think the next sketch they should do is the big daddy you play as in bioshock 2 trying to eat shit and smoke with his helmet on

    oh and him putting on bandages

    and attempting to drink alcohol

  • Hurm. I'm liking the idea of Yahtzee having his own TV show, but the talent needs to be evenly spread. Matt and Yug are probably legends behind the scenes, but hosting? Sorry chaps, the camera does not like you. At all.

    Now a collaboration between Yahtzee and, say, Spoony on the other hand... ^_^

  • Yahtzee looks like he's about to bludgeon the other two to death for being boring, and un-Yahtzee like

  • "Sonic"

    (whumpf)

    "falls in love with"

    (whumpf)

    "A carton of ice cream"

  • I like that Yahtzee is pissed through the entire video.

  • @jesuschristFU

    i like how he doesn't move much at all an the other 2 keep shifting in their seats

  • This is just fucking awful. Sorry, Yahtzee, it is. Now, if Yahtzee teamed up with Adam Sessler, Brad Shoemaker, and maybe Tobin Cozaihr, then we'd have a great podcast for gamers looking for games to be fun, and they could tell us why games are fucking good and fun to play.

  • @LittleSocrates Maybe Noah Antwiler too.

  • this needs to be on tv soon, I can't stand it

  • Get rid of the other 2 nobheads and this'd be alright.

  • @currywurry but then who would yahtzee take the piss out of

    he needs to take the piss not only out of games but people as well otherwise he'll starve to death

  • Yathzee just owns these guys way to much, its kinda... simply no match up!

  • those two guys are pretentious twits

    and the guy with glasses is a total douche bag

  • Yahtzee is always embarrsing the other two guys.