B**chy Lady UPDATE!

[MrBigYum]

I think that you should abandon the thought of what you could do caust that don't look like the kind of person you art trying to become on here. But I like to stick it back to my enemies psychologically from time to time too. And I'm very good at wiping the smirks away with a single comeback..

But if it were me, I would ride and extra stop or get on earlier and walk slow to avoid the proximity. But you seem like the kind who this will eat at until it's assuaged.

So, do what you do well: TALK..

[assure2009]

LOL... It's ok... luv the way to express yerself...

[kiwirap]

keep sending envalopes full of glitter to her and it will drive her batty and paranoid

[Mindcrime121]

Well, since you ride the elevator together, she obviously doesn't live on the ground floor which severely limits your options. Of course you could always put a stuffed animal in front of her door, ring her bell, then split fast... Now the next question is what should you stuff the stuffed animal WITH?? I suggest giant madigaskar hissing cockroaches!! :P

[firebat128]

.....hire a ninja to do something. maybe some green ones that live in the sewers.

[circanyc]

haha

[Killface9]

With those kind of skills. You could be a contract killer.

How's your principles in regard to human population manangement.  Is your philosophy based on protecting good ethics in regard to the individual or the whole community. There's a lithe balance involved here.

You could easily rationalize offing this bitchy lady or protecting her. It's a touchy balance on the mental level. Are you well calbrated?

Consider these points so you'll be fresh of mind next time it happens.

[projectblogsphere]

LOL! Yes... why *are* you posting this? Talk about self-incriminating... not that you would do anything. Right? Riiiiight? ;-)

[Henckques]

One of our Dutch comedians told this story about how he took revenge on his ex-girlfriend by stalking her: he followed her wherever she went while holding an empty fish bowl next to her head.

You're safe to do this too, cause if b**chy lady would tell the police her story would sound kinda lame:

"I'm being stalked by this girl 'mercury4k'."

- "What does she do to you then?"

"She's holding an empty fish bowl next to my head wherever I go."

... No one would take her serious and you go free. ;)

[Henckques]

As for disclaimers: I've used one too and I feel so much more safe now! It's like this big fence of beer in which's shadow one can hide.

... o_O

But then again I know exactly what you mean. Some disclaimers imply you're pleading your defence in advance for any possible future allegations. So typical!

[enseign]

Make her a nice wish you well card and put it in her mailbox.

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[dontheman17]

Are them fighting words???

Oh yeah it looks like a good old fashion cat fight. Get me some jello...

Ok, that was awkward.

Good eating except for the blood and what not...

Hmm even more awkward...

Have a good weekend now...

[visiblemode]

The bitchy lady is actually me in drag. I'm always grumpy when I wear heels.

[mercury4000]

heh heh

[Brianswers]

Stalker! :p

[mercury4000]

lol! omg! I hope not! heh heh =)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,GIGI,

I believe this is the first time a presatlk video has been posted. It will be interesting to see the regression of your mood into full attack mode,over the next few vlogs. Keep us posted.

[mercury4000]

lol! oh gosh! prestalk! lol, I think this may be a new trend, beyond angry rant and riiiight before one loses it. lol =)

[pauldonald]

shit or piss or do both in her letterbox and u can vomit as well hmm i'll let u decide on the last one

[mercury4000]

lol !although I like your style, it would be difficult. maybe I could a hire a monkey to do it! kidding =)

[tkeely4777]

Ahh, Mercury4000...you never fail to give me a giggle. Keep up the good work! : )

[mercury4000]

aye aye captain =)

[DaleATL2]

Hey my favorite stalker! LOL

Sounds like what this lady REALLY needs is a hug. But I doubt that she would ever let anybody hug her.

You could always stand on the sidewalk outside your building with a "Free Hugs" sign and wait for her to come out! Marc could film it!! It would be HILARIOUS!

Gigi - "You look like you could use a HUG!"

Lady - "F**k YOU!!"

Gigi - "Oh no you DIDN'T!!!"

...and the rest is HISTORY! LOL

I would sooo visit you in jail.

:-D

[mercury4000]

LOL! omg! Would you really? lol. Have you ever seen the king of the hill episode where Peggy becomes a drug mule for someone in jail through sending him "sand" for his "boggle" hourglass?

lol. Man, I love Peggy. I should TOTALLY give hugs! =) HUG!

[DaleATL2]

I have only seen a four or five KotH episodes (and wouldn't you know, I have seen the one with emergency propane deliveries TWICE - LOL)

But I said I would VISIT you in jail. I am not gonna bust you OUT!

I can't go to prison. I am too fragile! LOL (that is a quasi-quote from something. Don't ask me what).

I would come up for free hugs too!

<3

[mercury4000]

DARN IT! Well ok! Visit me and maybe we can play Tennis or something. I donno, lol, I just hear that jail is not really jail! Do you know they have cable and I grew up my whole life WITHOUT cable? hehe. OOH maybe we will watch more KOTH! lol ALWAYS hugs for you!

[Scyllissia]

Definitely a burning bag of dog$h1t outside her door.

[mercury4000]

LOL!!!! omg! hehehee, that also means I maybe will get to have a PUPPY out of this =)

[MaMaButterfly2007]

wouldnt you just die if she was a YT'ber and saw this vid!!! XD

[mercury4000]

yes! lol, AND maybe she knows which one I live in too! lol

[Rocketman16]

I heard your neighbor is a Toronto Hockey fan...

[mercury4000]

lol =/ could be! I am just surprised my neighbors never complain about noise. Me and Marc are always being stupid and loud and make loads of noise. Maybe it is because they are all old! YES! I live in an old people's place! =)

[MGABBYB]

Here's an idea. You know that sign that says 14th floor? Make a new sign that says 13th floor...

[mercury4000]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooh! Risky!

=) how very taboo

[lookoverme]

lolol hello

i think you did good with her

you are funny ;0)

[mercury4000]

heh, thanks! lol. I SWEAR I am not a stalker! lol

[mistaspot1]

Hee heee hee!

I would go put mayonnaise all over her doorknob. Or something clear so she actually grabs it. Grease, or something. Then you can watch her as she helplessly tries to open her door.

[mercury4000]

ROFL!!! OMG! I would be amused watching that for hours! lol. OMG! lol, reminds me of a cat trying to open a door! lol

[SirIsaacNewton]

Leave her a basket of fruits.  :-)

Can you come down and stalk me? hah, hah.

[mercury4000]

lol! I WISH! cause then I would get to hang out in a café all day! =) meow!

[SirIsaacNewton]

Yes you would, indeed! you'll have to bring your favorite mug. Ceramic mug taste better.

We can then look at your videos and take a picture together and laugh out loud.

[Triwood1973]

You look so evilly happy!

But not too soon Gigi...I bet she has gone one step ahead of you by changing her will to make you the only inheritor and therefore the obvious suspect! hehe....

Oh, how appropriate...mercury poisoning?! :o)

[mercury4000]

oooooooooooh! yeah, maybe I should just be her friend, ya know? join the weekly canasta games in the lobby of our building and get all the info..... lol. Oh man, my world is nuts!

[walkontom]

So, Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are in an elevator, as the door closes a little "Old Lady" just gets in, Posh and Katie are admiring each other's perfume, Victoria says I'm wearing "Chanel No.5, $25.00 an ounce", Katie says "well I'm wearing "Dolce Gabbana, $30.00 an ounce", then they get this really pungent smell and it becomes unbearable and the little old lady leaves the elevator with a big smile on her face, turns to them and says, Prune Juice, 75 cent a litre...

[jweinrub]

Hahahahaha, love the ending!

[jweinrub]

That disclaimer part was pretty funny as well.

[Machination1]

Your Honor, I present as evidence.....this YouTube video.

[mercury4000]

lol! omg I know!! I think I may have set myself up if anything ever happens! lol. crud!

[RaddNiner]

Its cool, Ill tell them you didnt do it.

[mercury4000]

NICE! Go team GO!