Manos - Shitcase Cinema review

[17thSHIT]

The POWER of the TASH!

[MmaSmarty87]

How I Met ur Mother had a segment about this film in 1 of their shows ..the guy debates that manos Hands Of Fate is a more SHITTY Film then Plan B..i think Plan B was named differently in 1 of ur reviews..maybe the Octopus 1 or Sleepaway camp?? help me out John..BTW congratz on ur 4th year anniversary of shitty films!!!

[TheAmazingMrBruce]

@MmaSmarty87 It's Plan 9......

[Themaniacnextdoor]

You're just making me want to watch this movie more so i can figure it out, man.

[jarnovanderwerff]

''the master wouldn't approve''

classic shitcase qoute

[donovan1971]

Sh*t I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard! That was a great review!

[ChasingGracex]

Go on lad, boogie on down! XD

[somedude140]

those clips by themselves were painful to watch i guess you were right when you said that paint drying is amazing.

[ElvenWarrior891]

You should do the German version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, now THAT'S a real stinker

Nice review as always! :D

[SeriousHedgeHogCo]

Zardoz is the true master the gun is good and the penis is evil

[SeriousHedgeHogCo]

Targo was the best actor " there is no way out it will be dark soon there is no way out

[donniedarkodevotte]

Your review is hilarious! Your review...it's hilarious!

[twistedzombie5]

you have to watch the mystery science thearter 3000 version

[MsDeadCorpse]

lovely stuff! (stepheng) of foreverdelayed think i was the idiot who told you to review it Battlefield earth next.

[MsDeadCorpse]

lovely stuff! (stepheng) of foreverdelayed think i was the idiot who told you to review it

[MsDeadCorpse]

lovely stuff! (stepheng) of foreverdelayed

[tsartodd]

joel, this is going to be a snuff film!

XD

[Frisby2007]

I wish I could have watched this review first before the movie. That time I wasted on that movie is time I will never get back.

[IggyHazard]

Twato looks like a reject from Street Trash! XD Break out the Tenefly Viper!

[PunkR4wk3r]

My husband and I recently saw this film on Elvira's Movie Macabre. We kept wanting to stop watching it, but we couldn't! It was like a train wreck--you just couldn't look away! And I'm kinda glad we kept watching because it was hilarious! The painting part drove me nuts too. "The painting's so sinister...it's scaring me!" Well, stop staring at it, dumbass! Let's move on to the next scene!

[masticina]

@PunkR4wk3r

Ah a survivor how... unfortunate. Still so nice to see a friendly face here. Join us around the fire?

[bojanks15]

ive just seen it on mystery science theater 3000

[MrHarrylime79]

Ever notice how Manos and Troll 2 are incredibly similar - annoying family singing row row row your boat while driving to the middle of nowhere? From here on all movies using that song are officially terrible and that includes Star Trek V

[kerosine808]

The master reminds me of Frank Zappa.

[sfighter991]

:/ Manos?

More like "High School Special:The Movie".

[XSC3]

I caught part of this movie when I was channel surfing late at night as a kid

(way before MST3K got their hands on it). It is a very amateurish, embarrassment

of a film to be sure. Thanks for checking it out!

[fedexior]

Manos... Zardoz...

Zardoz... Manos...

Manos... Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!­!

Zardoz... Susan!!!

Manos... Go da hell!!

[ComradeRichey]

So glad you finally did this, John :D

[BenK8319]

LukelewisDOTnet's review of the film was also great, but this was equally hilarious. Godfrey Ho's "Undefeatable" soon, I hope John :)

[burexasiromm]

You should review 'Santa Claus conquers the martians' 

[callanrockslol]

the guy who was targo was crippled after the thing he was wearing on his legs

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

"DO SOMETHING"  ....Great review, of course

[Smallvillenerd]

this was just uploaded 6 minutes ago...im confused?

[DaGamerIan]

It's a wonder you don't get more views than you do. these reviews are some of the best videos I can find on Youtube.

[GunHed17]

This was so painful to watch... I don't know how you would even subject yourself to this for a shitty review. With material this bad to work with, it's hard to even produce an entertaining review. Farking shit this is bad. This made Camp Blood look 'AMAZING'! (at least you were able to add some Zardoz footage for 10 seconds)

[wieprz]

Please don't review films older than from 80's. They are so shitty that not even funny.

[IggyHazard]

@wieprz There are exceptions. 'The Omega Man' and 'THX-1138' both came out in the early '70s and they're exceptionally excellent. Same for Andrei Tarkovsky's brilliant philosophical film 'Stalker' (1979).

[wieprz]

@IggyHazard of course they are and few others but this is shitcasecinema, right?

[IggyHazard]

@wieprz Have you seen Tourist Trap? XD

[wieprz]

@IggyHazard Trailer only and it look like low budget movie.

[IggyHazard]

@wieprz Have you seen Crimewave? Sam Raimi divorced him name from that film, but I love it! It was a collaboration between the Super Coen Bros. and the Super Raimi Bros.

[keen14you]

no you didn't review an mst3k classic!!!! it can only be entertaining when it's riffed! 

[ultimatepie27]

you need to review this hilarious shitty movie called cobra vs komodo it was hilarious

[iwonwalker1285]

brilliant review. the master, the master would approve of this review. Wonder who would win in a fight between master from this film or the supreme ninja master shown in the review?

[zeejustin6]

THE POWER OF THE TACHE

great review as always shittake cinema guy!

[pastrychef1985]

I have it uploaded to my channel! Thank you for this review!!!

[pastrychef1985]

@pastrychef1985 playlist?p=PLD26639FBE40B820E

[Anrkist713]

Torgo messed up his knees with that device putting him in constant pain until he committed suicide. There were rumors that other cast members were killed not long after the filming but I'm betting that was a cheap ploy to gain some notoriety.

[MisterRiffley]

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

[lee0nline1]

Another great review by t'lad

[RoarAtTheFloor]

I absolutely love shitcasecinema, it's really charming, funny and it's great to see that new episodes are still being made. Keep being awesome!

[femmebot3000]

They sung 'Row Your Boat' on the way to Nilbog in Troll 2! Strange that two equally appalling films employ the same motif.

[thittdc]

your the best

[fiddlestyxify]

Great job reviewing the film without mentioning or referencing, or recycling any jokes from the MST3000 riff. 

[DaneCookHater]

i've said it before, i'll say it again-you're a funny bastard

[Keeponrockin404]

Did you know that the actor who played Targo really was drunk during filming?

[Smallvillenerd]

such a funny vid that i liked that shit!

[Highice007]

Thanks for the review, I will never watch this now

[IggyHazard]

Twato looks like a reject from Street Trash. This film seems to follow a formula similar to The Midnight Meat Train where the main character ends up becoming the right hand of the villain at the end after the old "right hand of the week" is disposed of (to use a term from Fallout: New Vegas).

[EvilScrooge]

Don't get it. If you are reviewing the crappy movies... where are the asylum movies? :P

[RueNoir1]

it actually was dubbed over later and made into a comedy

[Jaahhk]

"She'll understand, she's my baby, she'll understand.. she's my baby she'll understand" hahaha

[dinosaur626]

When are you gonna review Carnosaur 4 aka Raptor

[Clara666CherryBomb]

This is why fertilizer salesmen from El Paso shouldn't make movies. Also, apparently Torgo has jacked-up casaba melon knees because he's a satyr (what???) and I think I'll also mention that manos is Spanish for hands, so the Spanish-speaking audience would know the film as "Hands: The Hands of Fate".

[vycka1234]

@Clara666CherryBomb Hands. They're hardcore.

[ChanticleerHegemony]

This is like a load of people tried to make a film whilst smacked of their tits!

[CumSeNumesteMelodia]

there are bad movie like "the room" which are very very bad, but for some unexplicable reason are entertaining and keep you glued to the chair until the end, and sometimes you watch 'em over and over, and there are bad movies like "manos", which are just unwatchable, and you need a few sessions to complete it.

[Gliese586]

Targo's knees look like he's in the third phase of BODYMELT!

[Derek105Huey]

we love you shitcase cinema!

[Cidiyance]

Wait a minute... is that weird beard bloke the same dooknut that voiced Alan Tracy from Thunderbirds?

[SpikeJet2736]

thank god for mystery science theater 3000 or else I would've never been able to sit through this movie

[underbightdog23]

FIRST

[canto1408]

I have this movie on one of those 50 movie packs, I started watching it, and I was like "What the fuck am I watching?!" I stopped watching it half way through.

[ChinchillaAngel]

The Mystery Science Theaters 3000 rip of this movie was hilarious.

[thebrb30000]

His knees were rather dodgy, this is true...

[Atripple]

See, ALL things are connected to Zarzoz. ZARDOZ!

[AximusPrime81]

Master vs. Master vs. Master!! Ninja, Time Lord, and a fuzzy guy in a robe. Epic!

[johnnyhorror92182]

Manos vs Zardoz: War of the Gods! The planet would indeed crack in half.

[phoenixshroud]

Time to watch some paint dry.

[jerudoriginal91]

''It's the power of tashe''

[Bamskrull]

i think we're all fogetting something. the true master is none other than kurt fucking russell!

[das81]

Ok, please do the room in the foreseable future john, that movie is a must for Shitcase cinema.

PS: Also the shadowchaser saga is a must too, specially after Cyborg Cop 3, no wait "Terminal Impact", ok Billy XD.

[Cassavius]

"The Castle of Fu Man Chu" is worse than "Manos". At least Manos is funny bad.

[masticina]

Manos

It is such a special movie, a cinematic abortion on wheels. Slow wheels and you are there for the whole ride.

I love it for being so terrible.

[DrGull1888]

Isn't the Master Bennett?

[jruwing87]

dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun du-dun-dun-dun~

[jingo994]

ZARDOZ!!!

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

ever seen the MST3K version of Manos

[80sHitchcockPresents]

Aaah Manos - The hands of fate. Classic!

Apparently, the twato guy was high on LSD throughout filming.

Manos means hands in Spanish, so the title is Hands - The hands of fate.

Can't remember where I saw it but this shit came 1st in the worst film ever competition.

[Smithfilmproductions]

I can only watch the MST3k version of Manos.

[lordginge2010]

"Twato" hahaha

[MrWiLDAPEMAN]

"The master would not approve"

[GoblinXXX]

@MrWiLDAPEMAN The Master wouldn't approve of this review! (But I do!)

[bigjavo36]

the gun is good the penis is evil

[computermonster1]

zardoz is my true master

[das81]

@computermonster1 Zardoz!

[hugeackman]

@computermonster1 bennet could kill zardoz.

[MrHazzilla]

@computermonster1 bucket man

[seanMmaguire1]

the master would not approve of this film

[MrHarrylime79]

This movie will make your eyes bleed.