jackass Iraq Style

[morgan123476]

2:08 FUS RO DAHHHHH

[dklegend96]

1:30 Can you imagine trying to explain  to your drill sergeant why both of your shoulders are dislocated?

[lildevilchild23]

hahhahaha jay and silent bob strike iraq

[DavisTheWolf090]

this makes me wonder if there were deleted scenes, and if in a breach and clear mission someone did a 360 no-scope in bin ladens face for the final killcam :D lol

[pogisiG]

the music in iraq wasnt as exciting as this when i was there : / miss the defact food though.surf and turf

[hypnotoad2882]

icy hot on the balls= most excruciating thing ive ever done

[seacadetspro]

omg haha

[Possummam]

What is with the ignorant "My tax dollars at work" comments? Are people truely that stupid and ignorant? So basically, you are telling everyone here that you never joke around at YOUR job every once in awhile and is serious the entire time with no breaks and no laughing or smiling. Go back to your no pressure jobs and let the military do what they need to do to stay sane in a combat area. Army, Marines, Navy and Air Force: We are all in it together

[Possummam]

@Possummam I was in the Army and we did stupid stuff in our few and far between down times while deployed. If you keep yourself wound up and tense all the time, you end up getting exhausted and fatigued. Also, you have to doing something to keep your sanity, because of the huge amount of stress involved in being deployed. So to all the people making comments about "Tax dollars at work" or "So these are the people protecting us?" STFU unless you actually know what you are talking about

[YOEATURBALLZ]

4:25 funny

[RAIDEN123524]

What is the 2nd song?

[Gunna1616]

Iv got major nose bleeds from snorting pixie sticks.

[kush997]

iraqi and americans make a really good team manlol

[TheMixmasterfestus]

U.S.A!!!!! U.S.A!!!! U.S.A!!!!

[SgtMikesbunny]

the staples to the forehead damn ouch and love the icyhot to the balls lmmfao, talk about hot nuts..!!!!

[TRuTube22]

I almost puked with the dip spit skit. Ive drank my own on accident but never someone elses...and not a big ol swig. That was gross, and awesome.

[music4ever4me1]

best thing ever

[suazea]

These are marines... great video funny as hell, but why does the description say soldiers? are some people in this army? i couldn't tell.

[jefferymussawi]

these guys come faraway in front of any jackasses in the world, have fun but change the title!

[key00992233]

aaaaaaand they get shot by a sniper. 

[dylan92velden]

real american soldiers( thumb down =S)

[supremo502]

waht MOS are these guys

[aleiish]

damn it shuld be call MILITARY JACKASS

but still hilarious tho.

[121314156171819]

its the same dumbass doing all the shit

[bigblasian]

I just got ideas.

[Moleus1]

0:5 he speaks like a redneck xD

[brwneyedlove]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the first 10 seconds had me crying. i watched it like 20x's lmao

[vingador198400]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, VERY GOOD!

[TheNumber1draftpick]

when was this made?

[TheWildshadow]

BEST REQRUITING VIDEO EVER!

[aussieblackhawk123]

i betcha in the distance..the al-Qeida was laughing soo hard,they coudn't shoot them...they killed themselves with laughter

[Excril]

LMFAOOO 1:51!!!

[TwistedTrident]

when we were 13, we got our dumb ass freind (Woody) (nickname) to let do what was at 5:13. His ass looked like red spray paint. We bet him he counldn't let us spay for 30 secs for 10 bucks for each of us (4 people), he had to go to the hospital ( he only made it to 20 secs) lol lol. it gets better.  Adiffrent day we were jumping off the roof of his 2 story house onto a tramp, then he went 2 far and hit his shed almost broke his back. he broke his nose, 4 fingers, and left arm. lol he a jackass

[alexbatey3]

Haha 'Lcpl ''master'' Batey

Hang on... I get called that too. :P

[keik]

haha this is awesome

[lok997]

is this what we are paying for these days???

[keik]

@lok997 hey they go out there all day and bust their asses so you can sleep soundly at night. im in the army as well and i dont appreciate what we do being taken for granted. everyone deserves to have a little fun, so stop bein so ungrateful you little fuck.

[skorpion2987]

@lok997 rememberr military guys have to pay taxes too(theres no exceptions), so thats hypocritical

[TheCrayonJunkiiez]

@0:39 - 1:04 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!

[skaisland]

how did he not puke!!

[MAlford65]

@skaisland

He's a marine.........he does those kinds of things on a daily basis lol.

[arazona3]

hey as long as there ok im fine with it!:)

[Brad4747474747]

0:37 Hes a marine alright

[quilmesfiesta]

You bloody dickheads

[MAlford65]

@quilmesfiesta

Why? Can they not have fun? There are in danger of uh...DYING!

[quilmesfiesta]

@MAlford65

lol, I meant it in a funny way.. excuse my dark stupid British humour lol

[MAlford65]

@quilmesfiesta

Oh my bad to then. Whoops

[rednecks493]

good work soldier your on your way to get a purple heart

[sireofdarkness]

one of the best things about americans is that they know how to have fun even in the most stressful situations !

[TheB0ulevardz]

i wonder if you guy have to peel a lot of potatoes.

[TheJosstiband]

the got to much free time ther??? :p

[tigermki]

4:23 im not even going to ask

[BellPhnes]

whats the song name at 4:02 ?

[tigermki]

@BellPhnes black betty by spiderbait

[BellPhnes]

@tigermki thanks man

[tigermki]

@BellPhnes no problem

[Joey6131995]

sooo... this is where my tax money is going?

[LordReaper117]

its great that they can have some fun over there! for any men and women serving this country god bless ya and come home safe!

[cleverjpl]

4:30 muito hilário!!!

very hilarious!!!

[Biosh0ck3r]

ah yanks you know how to get your self killed but i thank you for trying to make people laugh

[Male125]

the santa beheading was funny shit



[Plawranc]

When we arent killing terrorists we are trying to kill ourselves. lol, says alot about military men huh. :D

[minidomen]

And they get paid for thath???? They should pay for holidays xD ;)

[FBMOAY]

I used to snort citric acid and tartaric acid used in cooking for fun iwth mates... it burns like a fother muckker

[StackHouseXD]

6:25 song ?

[rizoj99]

@StackHouseXD have you seen the rain by creedence clearwater

[grimclaw9]

109 people dis the us marines there just having fun. im in the s.a.s and i have the best time with my squad mates hell theyre brothers to me

[MOCClucy22]

I FEEL YOUR PAIN WITH THE ICEY HOT !!!!! It is one of the worst pains ever!!!

[Vadion12]

heh...Marines

[jonm3000]

what a bunch of IDIOTS

[jack57671]

My mom would kill me if i do somthing stupid like that !

but it's really funny video :)

[iliescosmin]

1:54 gollum and his precious o_O

[PhoeniX999R]

Wouldn't you get discharged for mental disability?

[slippinslidewayz]

That little "santa" was actually a high up Taliban General lol

[hammerdown88555]

the only part that didnt make me laugh was the part when they executed the little santa i dont know why though it happens alot when ppl do stuff to like cute little things its weird

[AlessandroBuccella]

N00bs...

[Samanimefreak]

3:31 oh no hes got the steel chair!!!

[ipponboy1]

ha all u guys rule



[RedWolf1917]

"Monster kill!".

"5 minutes remaining".

[Arturius]

At 2:34, I started going "NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO!" I damn near threw up when he did it...

[Proutprenom]

make fun, not war!

[brianlover93]

Haha this great we love you guys stay safe =)

[TheGrandmasterfresh]

keep up da good work guys come home safe

[rcypt]

second song...?

[sniper00501]

@rcypt black betty by spiderbait

[rcypt]

@sniper00501 thanks :)

[buechsenwurschd]

funny:D

[n8i8c8o8]

1:40-1:53 xD wtf?

[mrmutchlersmunchies]

snortin pixie sticks hurts like shit dont it?

[hobomut22]

@mrmutchlersmunchies ive done it and yea it hurts

[phsyco78]

@mrmutchlersmunchies yeah cocaine too

[milltiaSD]

@mrmutchlersmunchies yesit does

[comandegree]

@mrmutchlersmunchies no shit man if fn hurts

[jpimp091]

@mrmutchlersmunchies a lil at first but you get used it yes i did it but i was a freshman in high school at the time lol

[TheKiller1945]

@mrmutchlersmunchies lol i did tht in lunch at school xD

[captwasabi]

I stopped as soon as I heard the words "dip spit."

[wsxbeast]

no its my marine core

[MegaBean13]

i love the fact that even in stressful situations our Military still knows how to have fun! i thank you guys for all you do! stay safe!

[yoyoholck]

@MegaBean13 i dont think its a stressful situation most soldiers sit around doin shit all and theyre gettin paid for it and theyre country gettin oil

[JoRddMin]

@yoyoholck yup your right lazy ass americans!, the British does most of the work in afghanistan!

its like 5% off friendly fire for the british and we get in trouble

Americans 19% friendly fire and they dont get in trouble like really wtf!

[yoyoholck]

@JoRddMin why did you bring the british in your both just as bad, but you have a little more sense not to record yourself doin stupid shit

[farenht456]

@JoRddMin british do most of the work in afghanistan?thats a godamn lie

[ilovebrasilful]

@JoRddMin most of the work in afghanistan? with what troops? we have had to take over most of the heavy lifting because you guys cant do jack.

[3672stoffi1]

@MegaBean13 maybe they are idiots?

haha no just kidding american guys aren't stupid.......haha no they aren't ^^

[MistysJournal]

that was awesome! o n lolz on the dude with the bengay on his ballz!

[dragfear]

the mustash guy is the most crazy one of all the Steve O type

[SaintGrench]

Its great to see our guys bored and kicking ass, and not struggling and getting killed....like the terrorists...

[bilyk2009love]

haha how boring the desert is im so not surprised that this is taking place ;) nice guys! =P

[AlisTaiRS94]

The bloke with the mustache is not a mortal man xD 

[TheBeardog800]

these guys fight for our freedom so i salute u

[jdawg52383]

whats funny is people that dont know what its like down there dont understand why these guys are acting like this. if anything you can call this male bonding to the extreme

[Mr134Max]

what did he drink at 02:42???

[Minotaursoldier]

@Mr134Max

Dip spit.

[queensballer993]

@Mr134Max dipping tobacco from someones mouth

[Mr134Max]

@queensballer993 omg^^ thank you;-)

[118blackman]

you guys are the best

[angeldown80]

Been there done that awesome shit!!!! oif 3, 5 you have to make the best of it...nice vid. 1-64ar bn

[dunah1]

great job guys , very very funny,

[MrSpartanmane]

dip spit. i dont know if you're familiar with it, is one of the nastiest substances on earth

[aermbw]

awesome.. funny shit.. u might be better than jackass...

[mud409]

Glad to see our soldiers are coked up good and proper!

[phoenix581]

perfect example of the marines



[mattnpatxi]

Ahaa.Good to see that you're having fun. You deserve it, you're risking you're life's for people who watch diagrasi. Dont listen to anyone who say's that you should be working, because the main thing is to stay positive. And well said WSXBEAST, one their no the army, their marines, I even know that, they have different branches and different clothing (the army have ACU and the marines have MARPAT;s i belive?) and they are NOT controlling who goes into the USA retards, have fun ALL soldiers :)

[tonycount]

this is exactly wat happens when the gunny isnt around lol 

[ryanyomomma]

well...they're MARINES...not soldiers...get it right..

[joker0187]

how awesome is that. its nice that you get to have some fun and act like kids once in a while in such a bad environment. i wish you guys the best.

my respects to the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan

[jull23]

at least they having fun lol

[LOADING101011]

With all the stuff there doing i belive they have EARNED the right to goof off like this

[SirMadox]

@robgreenshow Well, they aren't terrorists in America now are they? So I think they're doing there job. And over there in Iraq there isn't nothing but sand. So, boredness is going to set in, dumbass.

[abyssrelm]

lol you know what they say, once you leave core you get your brains back. but awesome thumbs up

[Volfinator]

Wow I had no idea we were so famous... I'm the clown w/ the icy hot on the balls

[rockofella55]

shoulda snorted pepper that shit makes your nose gush blood i tried it lol

[MegaJeter123]

@rockofella55 youre dumb

[OnTheJourneyHome0]

Where do they find time to do this crazy stuff? xD

[Gukon90]

jajajajaja

[SpeedDaMusicUp]

lol you should think all those soldiers are always serious but man they are the funniest guys in the world

[InfectionMW2]

You call these soldiers?

[drumypeanut21]

@InfectionMW2 u bicht u, if it wernt for them u would be dead

[Qtoyghs]

@InfectionMW2 Oh, and you've been trained for active duty overseas?

[ZAC2994]

@InfectionMW2 nope there MARINES

[AmazingAnimator]

@InfectionMW2 shut up and go play modern warefare 2 you little prick. they have off time dumbass.

[ViruzNoob14]

Hhaa, fucking awesome video!!

What song is used btw? ;)

[colton12344321]

that guy is way to crazy haha

[SupernaturalFTW94]

funny?

NO

[DJBadKarma]

Unfortunately, knew one day I would find the husband doing something stupid on you tube....yep he's one of these guys... I wanna go back to my rock and hide now.

[latino4u]

for all of you that keep callin them Army these are Marines

[ills1ck01]

awesome

[MsGeekchick]

no!!! not santa!!!!!

[Drummboii]

lmao butt hungry ass clown

[slacker19210]

this is real funny...shotout to all the soilders....one love

[wsxbeast]

@slacker19210 these are marines not army

[poopaste]

poor guy 1:40 thats gonna leave a mark

[jonade123]

wat r all the songs called

[ccmanmonc]

what the song?

[RedKnightLegacy]

Let's see... staples are about fifty cents.... and people complain about them wasting "tax money"

[joshy21able]

Glad to see you guys having a good time, tax dollars well spent, anyone who says differently is an assssssss!! stay safe!

[animerose08]

LOL glad you guys are trying to have some fun whie you're over there. I'm sure my BF is doing the exact same thing :) Proud of you guys and come back safe!!

[IDFArmor]

stay strong for him, nothing gives troops more strength then the thought of home and their loved ones

[animerose08]

@IDFArmor im staying strong for him, of course :) im very lucky to have him and id never let him go. im excited for him to come home in August!!

[IDFArmor]

@animerose08 awesome to hear, when i was in the gaza strip in op. cast lead, my girlfriend came to surprise me right before we went in, of course here the battlefield is 2 hours away by bus, but still having someone be there for you even if you cant talk with each other for months is one of the reasons i made it outa there sane and in one piece.

respect and tell him to stay safe :)

[ELSEAN1]

wow..u guyz had fun

[nicksteiner42792]

you dumbass they're protecting our country, this is when they're bored. ignorant dumbass, besides none of these really cost money to do...

[TheGreatAndyChow]

I don't care if they blow off steam this way, but don't film it and post in online. It make these guys look unprofessional. They should know better than to release this stuff.

[dagrassigrl]

wow...this is what we're spending taxes on...watching soldiers who are supposed to be "improving the country", act like idiots

[SPARTAN1T]

they cant be working all the time. They are alowed to blow steam off to. so stfu

[wsxbeast]

@dagrassigrl wow. like us MARINES cant have fun. not soldiers shows how much u kno about the real world. just keep watching degrassi and let us do out thing. because america needs u to watch that ur a true hero

[dagrassigrl]

@wsxbeast Actually, u didn't sign up to have fun. U signed up 2 give your life for this country. Perhaps if you were doing your jobs, I wouldn't hear about ORDINARY people having to save themselves from terrororists that are supposed 2 be under UR watch.

[wsxbeast]

@wsxbeast ok how old are u like 14. no one joins to have fun. but when ur in the dessert for 7 month at the minimum with no family no friends no loved ones areound for thousands of miles and u have to go to work everyday where u might be blown up or shot. u would have fun on ur free time to. the marines werent workin at the time they were inside the wire  if u even kno wut that means. thats there relax time thats there forget wuts waiting a couple miles down the road for them time.

[wsxbeast]

@wsxbeast or would u rather them be serious all the time and depressed and think about when they might die or worse would u rather them be killing and raping innocent people. and wuts this bull about ordinary people we work in afghanistan not america we dont patrol the mexican border and we dont control who gets in the country therefore little girl it is not our fault but if ur the huge rebelious hipie ur actin like. go to another country and live there. see how safe u feel there

[animerose08]

@dagrassigrl hunny they're the one who are risking their lives so you can sit at home, squealing to your girlfriends that your crush texted you, and watch fantasy crap shows like Degrassi. Time to grow up. If you don't want to stand behind them, stand in front of them.