The Aristocrats! - As Edited for TV

[pulykamell]

This is hilarious and an original take on the premise. Can't believe how many people are missing the point of the censoring. (Um, that's what makes this version of the joke special, guys.) And creme de menthe. Nice detail!

[Mansurus]

Do you guys do parties? The clown just canceled and i need something for my 5 year old's birthday.

[deltaxcd]

Just one long beep and impossible to understand whats going on

Is there uncensored version available since it seems to be one of the good versions of this joke

[Jorbian]

This is the only version of this joke I have ever laughed at.

[ktuSupervillian]

The edit honestly make it better, the point is to say the sickest thing you can think of but with all the bleeps your own sick perverted imagination has to fill in the blanks. Good stuff sir.

[wilsonesque]

It's a good version, but unnecessarily censored. What a shame.

[Tekhsheen]

You use your imaginations to fill in the blank moran

[XOMartha44]

Funnier? This is brilliant! I love it. I (pardon the expression) cracked up several times, uncontrollably. S--t, this f---n c---p is fantasd---k. I will share it with other troubled people.

[7plus77]

Like many comedians, you failed to make this as funny as it should be, bc 'the Aristocrats' is pronounced in a too light, hasty and frivolous way... It can only be so wonderfully funny, when it is said with 'great dignity' and gravity,and with perhaps a little indignation at this guy even asking what the act is called, since such a 'glorious' (not) act can't possibly called anything other than 'The Aristocrats'... I think this kind of gravitas is extremely important to make this joke work.

[marjoolz]

i get the concept but why cant they make up a new story and be above the game ????

[tk5800]

you can but you would be making a new version of the joke, what we need is a clean version, but its virtually impossible

[BitchinnShoes07]

omg the last two minutes almost deafened me.

[tk5800]

then they have succeded in the joke

[mikerules111]

lol great stuff, censored version is funny, i lol'd at the creme de menth.

[berylman]

the bottle of creme de menthe was a nice touch... lol

[thadus232]

The Aristocrats joke was not really a regular wait for the punchline joke. proffesionals use these jokes like barbels and treadmills becouse it tests their overall skills on being a comedian. the more crazy and dirty and obscene the better. it was said that there was a comedian who kept it going for half an hour! i dont know if it was true but yah just what i heard.

[camaroz28fatbuttgabe]

lmfao @ creme de menthe & shit!!!

[camerontorry]

its not the punch line...its the delivery...lol

[JohnnyWarbux]

Vile and horrendous, the edited version is hilarious.  So wrong yet so damn funny.

[21reese18]

i feel left out wat is the aristocrats about

[Blightmouth]

hahaha. nice delivery of the punchline.

[numbers3934]

So when do we get to see the play?

[blackrainuponus]

My neighbors must thing I'm sending a fucking telegraph in here.

[RobCampo]

@blackrainuponus Whats a telegraph? Is that like a fax?

[AquaticIdealist]

So Horrible, yet so Hilarious!... Oh, gawd...

[roadstercgick]

i dont get it...... how is the punch line funny?

[blackrainuponus]

Fail.

[OfTheWillows]

"It's a family act."

[trippyhippy12]

ace want to hear un edited one

[DaJuggernauL]

post an unedited version!!!

[djskein]

ROFLMAO at the last minute! I was laughing so hard it hurt.

[Bigpineapple]

THIS IS JUST BRILLIANT!

[nickschuyler]

Almost as good as Saget - in a way, better than Saget. Haha. Great Stuff.

[Nitroyea]

ROFPMSLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordTony]

I think I saw that show last month.

[YKantLaurenRead]

they should have more of these kind of vids

[imanapron]

lmao

simply genius

[TitaniumDragon]

I especially love the SHAPES of some of the censoring. Ah, good times. Its probably much funnier this way as we can only imagine some of the things he said.

[drewroxxx]

this version is weak

[newyy1]

Wow, that sounds like one hell of a grand finale.

[innsaane]

This is excellent usage of censoring. It makes me want to *beep* you with a glass *beep* and jump your *beep* with a *beep* *beep* *beep*

[RoosterVonDutch]

I love the censorship in this. its completely animated this way and even more outrageous.

[timaaaahhhh]

I rated it 1 star, and it's a shame. Because everything was great, seemed like one of the best tellings ever, but he never even said with his own mouth ''The aristocrats!''

[timaaaahhhh]

Nevermind.

[DrIndigothe2nd]

WTF? The censorship just ruins it.

[MoonLancer]

This is one of the best uses of bleeped voices and censured bars that i have ever experienced. I never thought anything good could come from censorship. with this satirical usage, you have proved me wrong. Very good work.

[lordpoee]

I'm glad someone else saw that the bleeping and censor bars were part of the telling. Great telling!

[GakkiSai]

THe censoring is hilarious.

[alllucky]

The Aristocrats!! I love thias joke, i hava couple beers and let loose on xbox live. Some people are disgusted, some laugh their ass off. I'm pleased by both. did I mention my uncle walked into this talent agency recently? This story is wild...

[elquizzle]

Never thought censoring this joke could make it funnier. Excellent telling. I loved the creme de menthe.

[mustang6172]

I think the constant censorship makes the joke funnier. This may be one of the best tellings of The Aristocrats ever.

[pkremida]

The entry form for the contest said there can't be any music.

[70mstang]

wish i coulda heard this without the censorship, sounds like a prize winner

[ZachsMind]

I [censored]ing hate [censored]ing censorship.

[Haights]

I don't know what's funnier - the fact that you censored "creme de m*nthe" or that you missed one. (2:13)

[rampareg]

'bleeeb' cool! bleeb XD

[dechha1981]

"Go on" didn't see the middle part comeing.

[xrm1996]

They forgot to say "tadaaaa" at the end... but otherwise, very nice.