Michael Bay eating a bowl of cereal

[thesega99]

Needs explosions.

[ZerooOne01]

Where are the explosions?

[littlecrowviii]

like if your eating cereal !!!!

[shadowsergil]

Aww, actually wanted to see Michael Bay eating cereal. And then see Shia LaBeouf walk out of his bedroom naked with a condom stuck to his ass.

[SaintsBro217]

@shadowsergil ew. that's a little gross

[mrrickstur]

I came for explosions. 

[SoPoG]

i watched this breakfast, and it's AWESOME

*boom!*

[70tosaka]

Like a boss...or not

[riddleman65]

No explosions = not Michael Bay. Period.

[PlaystationDude9]

Not really a michael bay movie, you know, no explosions

[Hip48Xn3]

no no no. michael bay would have had the water hose watering the girl down in a bikini.

[Fam0usFarm3r]

WRONG WRONG WRONG! More explosions and at least two waving American flags for 25 seconds.

[Dryued]

MORE EXPLOSIONS!

[Linguma]

needs more explosions

[mjgamerboy]

Needs more explosions.

[dark7element]

Michael Bay proves that you'll never go broke pandering to knuckle-dragging neanderthals and rednecks

[JamCliche]

Thumbs up for Cocoa Dyno Bites at 0:19

[chimich4ng4]

YOU MUST MAKE MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!!! this actually made my day

[brandilynnell]

zomg i want cereal. soo badly. not cool.

[EnragedPorkchop]

The bowl should've exploded when it hit the ground.

[anderworld]

BRILLIANT!!



[the0real0Suraru]

needs more explosions, car chases, and helicopters in the sunset/rise

[Tsamsiyu1]

Ahhh....parodies of the director who I think truly sucks...nice work

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

You got so many views because of the hot chick. Other than that, you've just wasted perfectly good cereal, YOU ASSHOLE!!

[RealityTelevision101]

The music from con air

[TheUntouchablezzzzz]

you've just wasted cereal.

[TheDangergirl9]

high school musical cereal?

gotta get me some of dat

[TheDangergirl9]

high school musical cereal?

gotta get me some of dat

[jumpinthepool00]

lol wtf

[bogercs]

Eating exploding sci fi cereal is great because they're really pumped up with Vitamin S and Minerals!

[felipesegund0]

YES. I love. No 360 panning shots though, missed a trick.

[aroblesCG]

What? No camera shake?!

[jsdart123]

u ripped this off from cracked, didnt u?

[ChrisCapel1998]

@jsdart123

This was featured on cracked a while ago.  Maybe that's what you're remembering?

[jsdart123]

@ChrisCapel1998 ya... unless u gave it to them to put it up :)

[Blitzer25512]

CEREAL FUCKING ROCKS! HELL YEAH!

[667766667]

Wow that was amazing well done :)

[Dreamchylde]

Where are all the explosions?

[Optimus273]

DINOSAUR BONES

[Shizwa]

You forgot to put the American flag in and have the camera move around in eighteen different directions at once.

[Deadmansparty2002]

Very cool.

[waletmage]

I bet it cost him $10M to make this clip.

[shadows124]

Who needs a super hot wife, when you got cereal. LOL

[FranzKapranos]

LMAO, IT WAS GREAT!!!

Make more, but please, make sure the things blow shit up next time!!!

[ThePoladian]

Thumbs up if this made you want cereal SO bad.

[worrowindXVI]

This isn't michael bay unless there are a minimum of 3 explosions before his first meal of the day

[808stewart]

How the fuck i ended up here

[meshachmh]

where's the explosions and special effects?

[Kaine852]

Cereal transforms, then explodes.

[cheesypasta]

@ChrisCapel1998 lo

[PompousFlea]

Needs moar BAYSPLOSIONS!!!!!

[danxx85]

For filmmaker Michael Bay slow motion and badassery are part of a complete breakfast. haha ha

[Nevrix123]

Was that the music from Con Air?

[goldenappel]

Impressively this completely misses every single Michael Bay trademark.

[CouldIAskAQuestion]

not enough

fire

[TehGweatLeon]

FAKE. There wasn't any explosions!

[Swordstiker]

clearly that wasnt michael bay because there was no crazy CG explosions

[JerrysFunhouse]

Now only if the bowl of cereal, EXXXPLOOOODED!

[chrono1086]

Funny, but definitely could've used an explosion or two... or a hundred.

[UndergroundSkata1999]

...LOL?

[The123rylee]

mmmmmmmm cerea

[The123rylee]

mmmmmmmm cereal 

[MrBurgundy76]

totally unrealistic, there wasnt one slow motion explosion exploding inside of another explosion.

[lateinpg]

Where is the random Helicopter ?

[derrickbarrettfilms]

That was cool, lol. I was waiting for the 360 degree shot of dude eating the cereal.

[PaulXPZ]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on the Citadel !

[h0rtensy0]

The explosions!!!!

[XElhirrimX]

I don't see any explosion, I don't understand...

[DarkenesseKorruptz]

you forgot the explosions......

[nooblangpoo]

Where are the explosions.

[Puzzoozoo]

That was one big bottle of milk.

[PINGASFIST]

@normansmother1 Shouldn't it be using the word Bay in the same sentence as Tarantino? I'm confused...

[sniffyourdogtwice]

why the fuck did i just search "eating a bowl of cereal" o.o

[paydafee]

where are the splosions

[rayaduras]

Where are the hellicopters?

[si1versi1ence]

you stupid cunt

CUNT

[Tribersman]

This is wrong, the bowl of cereal should have exploded when it hit the ground.

[FullBlownStoned]

@Tribersman Everything should've been exploading all the time!

[Tribersman]

@FullBlownStoned

The paradise of Michael Bay :

Shit exploding everywhere & forever.

[FairyBoyGentleMan]

what the

LOL

this is awesome.

[jazzritz36]

Search "Bin Laden Bin Dover" - hillarious spoof!

[JimboRd1]

The camera doesn't move enough. Bay can't keep a camera still for more than 3 seconds.....ever.  There should be sweeping crane shots and a lot of stedicam.

[MrTeamimpact]

that should be a nivea commercial

[scagish]

most epic breakfast  ever

[COGgear1000]

i was expecting an explosion.

[teamstanbar]

Check out our video response ' Michael Bay Makes A Pina Colada'. Your video was our inspiration. Loved your video!

[deltamode8]

@normansmother1 how about this: "michael bay and quentin tarantino both direct movies, though of different styles and quality"

[cotss2012]

Needs MOAR ASPLODE

[danielfm]

Where is the Bay Shot? I can't see the camera spinning!

[PheoVII]

How does he get to work on time??

[EliasContreras11]

Orange milk WHAT THE FUCK !?!?!?!?!?!

[scagish]

@EliasContreras11 LOL

[mraines4]

What the hell did I just watch?

[cursedsound1]

Ha, Ha. Its funny because its true!

[TriggerHappyGuy]

Needs more explosions!

[SWAMPLIZeRD]

Michael Bay has no idea what the word plot means. Plain and simple.

[Israfel85]

How can this be badass when the carton shows High School Musical?

[Dilandau88]

@Israfel85 If you didn't notice this is a parody dumbass. It's part of the joke.

[Israfel85]

@Dilandau88 How mature of you using name calling. You must a very friendly person.

[durbaq]

He's Michael Bay... He's got the poooower!

[kmal2t]

epic win

[Hellzyead]

hollywood isn't about making good movies, or art, or anything that shit...it's about making money...it's about selling out...hooray!!

[rajcasino]

lol vemma bottle

[JesusisMyGrandson]

@normansmother1 Tarantino learned all his tricks from Bay... Noob.

[Doctalen]

@normansmother1 You just used their names in the same sentence.

[4feelfear]

LOL

[NateTheGreatPilot]

If like the milk was on fire or something and there was an explosion in the background then were getting somewhere. Basic requirements for a Bay film: Explosions, Boobs, explosions, helicopters, some more explosions and epic sound track.

[TheGreendayfan29]

This is my favorite video on youtube

[Ravage9543]

i like it

[AllAreasCoveredMedia]

This looks nothing like Michael Bay's work. The shots are too long, the angles are wayyy wrong and there are none of the sweeping dolly shots....

...i just embarrassed myself, didn't i?

MICHAEL BAY IS MY HERO!

[metalthai4ever]

5555+ he is funny

[tripp320]

Nowhere near enough explosions and/or flying jets, cars, trains.

[DXslilgangsta]

U MAD?

[KOTAmusic1992]

HE ONLY GOT ONE BITE! wasteful douche.

[ArribaLosPumasUNAM]

This expresses the daily struggles of a man. Leaving his women to go defeat a great obstacle, such as cereal.

[PuckFepsi]

this movie looks good.

[SilverBlade784]

0:42 I see what you did there.

[OneTripleZero]

@SilverBlade784 Oh, that's subtle. Awesome :)

[ColossalProd]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[0AhmadMetallic0]

hilarious !!

[Sadfying]

EPIC

[Insomn]

This should be a kellogs commercial.

[attackoftherabbitsXx]

BBBBRRRRREEEEEAAAAKKKKFFFFAAAS­SSSTTT thats the way to eat it !!!!XD

[THESCHILLDOG]

lol so funny

[josecora3]

Hilarious xD

[SinsAndSorrow]

i thought something was gonna blow up.... :D

[mannholloway]

Gets fail for lack of Baysplosions.

[ColossalProd]

@mannholloway Baysplosions! HAHA! Dictionnaries should refer Explosions to Michael bay! Refer: When something goes Michael Bay.

[iron3491]

i wont even watch this video because why the fuck would i want to see michael fucking bay eating cereal

[Serenitysnowflake]

lmfao its so dramatic

[TheDeathWombat]

The high school musical box deserved to be blown up....fucking disney channel bullshit

[Coolestmovies]

Only one thing missing here: camera circling LOW on a dolly track around the actor, who rises up from a crouching position, turning about 60° left to right, with a pained expression glaring into the distance, presumably at the destruction of the bowl of cereal. See also: The Rock, Bad Boys, and so on.

[SpOnGeFaN818]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

[jetzil]

now how dose he eat oatmeal!?!?

[horde12]

Michael Bay movies = ......plot holes and explosions

[shredmoofin]

wheres the explosions XD

[transfandude]

HEY I watched this video to see micheal bay explosions! WHERE ARE THE EXPOLSIONS?! micheal bay would be displeased.

[rebal2281]

Epic way to eat cereal.

[HotandColdBiscuits]

uhhmmm.....

[SoulSurvivor3989]

That's how you eat a bowl of ceral.

[DXslilgangsta]

If people hate my comment so much then why do I have 2 of the highest rated comments

[1995avila]

@DXslilgangsta wow 2 thumbs up WOW! SURE UR COOL EVERYONE LOVE UR COMMENTS FOR SURE.....

[jim0watkins]

@DXslilgangsta cause you sucked 8 of your friends' poles to rate your comments

[Beecels]

@DXslilgangsta

because 90 percent of the people on youtube are fucking retarded might be why

[Triad0626]

@DXslilgangsta this is so meta...

[JStubbsD]

@DXslilgangsta not anymore, i now have the highest rated comment

[killerfugysg]

uhhhhh.... right

[WinstonSmith6079]

Hehe nothing like a Micheal Bay-like waaay-over-dramatization of something completely uninteresting LOL

Good video hehehe :)

[vipersniper001]

dramatic



[kb624]

This can't be Michael Bay. Nothing exploded!

[BlacknWhitesAlright]

Michael Bay should make a movie in which everyone on the planet EXPLODES, and then all the animals EXPLODE, which causes the mountains and rivers to EXPLODE, and then the tectonic plates EXPLODE, and finally the core of the Earth itself EXPLOOOOOOOOOODES!

BOOM!

KABLOOEY!

I mean, it's all he's good for. He might as well put his talent on display.

[DXslilgangsta]

Dey See Me Trollin' Dey Hatin'

[termnus77]

Then a car crashed over the fence and explodes on the lawn.

[BunkerFox]

Then the bowl exploded. Then the man did

[venomchris]

lol gross

[magoascendido]

Where's the explosions?

[MHDuPont]

@magoascendido thats what i thought!

[r3b3la87]

@magoascendido I know, right?

[SilentStalkerX]

Half the time, my mind was thinking "He'll take that bow of cereal....AND EAT IT!"

[iskim86]

i wish i could eat cereal like you

[spin721]

High School Musical cereal! LOL

[ShakeNBake2261]

I've never seen anything more epic

[laserbyte]

lol i bet the dude pees the same way he pours his cereal

[MichaelBayFilms]

You guys are so mean to me.

[flipinsmiley]

That girl.. is hot O.o

[xxSteelTheSkyxx]

this just happens to be the greatest thing I've ever seen

[indianajonas127]

wow, nothing exploded for 1:32 minutes, an all time record!!!!!!!!!!

[DavidM212]

Not bad, but the lack of explosions, shiny sports cars, desert highway, sunset, explosions (yes I said it twice, cuz there never is just one explosion), helicopters, doesn't quite cover the Bayesque style.

[jerrin91]

hey dude, the song u r playing in the background is COn AIr which was not directed by Michael Bay.

[imraw17]

hahahahahha!

You know I think I'd cry to if I saw someone eating that disgusiting cereal...seriously it taste like fucking cardboard. Im glad you dropped it in the grass.

[Rampagelil]

This couldn't be what Micheal bay does when he eats this has way to much plot.

[terran236]

@Rampagelil hahahaha nice!

[love4music92]

awesome



[silveRxG]

The music you chose was in Con Air, if i remember correctly.

[KarasuNoGoh]

433 fanboys disliked.

Anyway, how come the bowl didn't explode in the end?

[josecoxao]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You wasted a perfectly good bowl of cereals!!!

[EpicShinyLapras]

Title was misleading.

Still incredibly awesome though.

[andrejdace]

OMGITSHIGHSCHOOLMUSICALCEREAL!­!!!!!!! :D