Easter friggin Basket Ideas

[GreenRuler97]

Omg. I'm so jealous of your Amy Winehouse picture :'(

[iAznPanda1]

"They won't notice the difference. They're stupid." LOL. WHAT?

[pleasethinkofme]

aka the most un-child friendly easter basket ever created XD

[neptuniumforest]

you went to art school??  SHOW US YOUR ART.

[Klepdbird]

it's expired so it should be fine LOL

[psychedelikk64]

You forgot to add a sharpie pen

[wolfsrain0000]

a condom would come handy :)))

[iBePandaBear]

I would LOVE that easter basket xD Seriously though...wish I got that in my easter basket...

[mcrlovefan1]

you forgot a gun to protect themselves with!

[dianaworldconqueror]

If I got a knife from you, I'd cry every day from happiness.

[kelseythomasson]

SHES SO GENEROUS!

[JohnMichaelBradshaw]

RIP - Amy Winehouse <3

[roxxyfoxify]

I feel HONORED to have eaten the same bacon chocolate bar as you!

[londongirlhannah]

BEST VIDEO EVER. Superglue LOOOL!

[washadurn]

WHERE can I get that bacon bar?

[funkyfriends242]

BHAHAHAHA THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY AND JUST WAT UR KIDS WANT FOR EASTER HEHE

[DroveThemInsane]

Scissors and some shoes. They like running right?

[Kambing7048]

JPMETZ FOREVER 8D <3

your basket is so girly ..

i know youre a girl but you're manly o:

but dw i still luff you 8D

[demirocksmylife]

Thanks Justine! I was wondering what I should give the kids in my family for Easter!

[natkat519]

I know its medication but it's expired so it should be fine lol

[KryssiBaby]

I love how she always has vodka. XD

[xSGTCXElitex]

fuck! i laughed too much while drinking soda. now my computer is sticky and damaged. :(

[LonelyKaizoku777]

@hpfan71 I hate Easter too. My name is Esther. Imagine little fucking brats finding the similarity. So. FUCKING. childish

[mejigirl1]

@LonelyKaizoku777 u r u so fuckin dumb u shutup like that fat ass lady

[LonelyKaizoku777]

@mejigirl1 not as stupid as you who can't even use correct grammar. "U r u so fuckin dumb u shutup like that fatass lady." maybe you were just born retarded.

[mejigirl1]

@LonelyKaizoku777 when did i said that?

[mejigirl1]

@LonelyKaizoku777 well sorry i guess? dont know when i said that ur rite who wrote this doesnt make sense XD

[GrapeKrush8945]

Condoms, dlidos, illicit drugs, guns, Porno mags, vibrators, jizz, a boob, human hair, battery acid, meth lab starter kit, gas, a noose, slave, pregnancy tests, a penis that was cutoff a man

[SingDance731]

@GrapeKrush8945  "a boob" -- hahaha

[kittenkraze13]

Grenades.

Kids like explosions, right?

[TheGHENERAL]

i want that easter basket :D

[jordanndeck]

I DONT WANT FUCKING BLACK FOREST CAKE, ON WITH THE VIDEO ALREADY

[HPfan71]

I hate Easter my birthday is by the dates of easter and EVERY year for my birthday I get chocolate FUCK don't buy me anything if you are going to get me easter shit.

[bekibooza13]

asshat.

[elloelled]

Best Kiss My Ass Comments ever!!!

[ilovekyokyoxD]

they shouldn't put advertisments in front of JPMETZ videos... they should be putting JPMETZ videos in front of the advertisments..!

[SimsBBs]

"I didn't really prepare for this video so I'm just grabbing crap around my desk"

..WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE..

[RoofieOnTheRocks]

@SimsBBs I assume you are a new viewer. :-)

[SimsBBs]

@RoofieOnTheRocks not really, i just don't want her to hurt herself</3

[curfewz]

are you a smoker, babe?

[mikeysaurusxo]

Future mommy of the year.

[soyousoldmyfridge]

marry me

[CheifKat]

a big shit would be a good one

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I'm putting bottles of ritalin and alcohol in my easter baskets.

[Simon5005]

I wish you were MY Easter bunny, hunny!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I want a jpmetz easter basket!

[SearchForSolidGround]

HAhaha!! I was dying when u held up the basket! XD

[animover935]

Wow....u are a danger to children EVERYWHERE!!! Lol

[MsSavethecat]

Omg! This is priceless!!!! One of your best

[TheElliemay8]

BEST.EASTER.BASKET.EVER!!!

[GeneralArchangel]

I would be expecting your fist to fly through the bottom of the basket and punch me in the face.

[donkids]

Why not put crack in the easter basket? They'll need something to use that lighter for.  Besides, crack makes kids stronger.

[RoobstarAnimeFan1]

I have that urban decay palette, with the exact same crack in it.

Urban Decay obviously have some minor technical issues...

[Joyceline]

Superman wears jpmetz pajamas to sleep.

[danceintothestreet]

oh no....you forgot the weed.

[isabellacarime345]

In Mexican culture we love Jesus and children get nothing for Easter...

[GreenDayy2]

u ruined my art I was so distracted by u i coloured my brothers face in green!

[bananaduckproduction]

You forgot the dildo!

[leroybrown96]

Condoms, everyone needs balloons!

[TrippieClown]

It excites me that you eat the same bacon chocolate bar that I do.

[Manequin01]

you forgot marihuana :D!

[Willisagenius]

@Manequin01 who would give away marihuana? :P

[AabbySaadehh]

the candy was a bacon bar. lol

[wafflecopter1000]

an Ak-47?

[86kui68]

D*mn. You should have your own T.V. show.

[awesomeness1021]

on easter I cried because you weren't in my basket <3

[danthecat21]

@awesomeness1021 LOL ;D

[TheyCannotCatchMe]

I could give that basket to my four year old cousin... That would teach him for throwing Lego at my new TV .

[ocean3684]

I WANT THAT EASTER BASKET OMG I REALLY DO

[TechnoRaver94]

I feel so blessed that jpmetz made a video on my birthday I am kicking my own face in because I did not know about your awesomeness at the time

[tokiohotelisawesome5]

Hahahahahaha! Niagra Falls was exploding out of my eyes cuz i was laughing so hard! u make anger hilarious! i can't wait to see u complain about something else!

[krissssssssssssssty]

do u enjoy anything ?

[RainyLittleGhost]

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO ATE MO'S BACON BAR. THIS ONLY MAKES YOU MORE JESUS-LIKE, JUSTINE.

[todaysthaday1]

i love you!

[SoniaDembowska]

put a condom 2

[sharnyme7]

you like amy winehouse.

SAME.

you mint you little babe.

[FooWeeSan]

I wonder if some kerosene or lighter fluid can do the trick?

[sunnybeets2055]

YOU'D BE THE BEST MOM EVER!

[Deathreaver91]

birth control. its always healthy. and uh.... something else

[x0xRuthx0x]

why does your vodka come in a bottle?!

[punkkitten63]

@ Pissedoffwowlover I noticed that in an older vid and wondered that same thing.

[yourethefuckingbest]

lOL!!1 you soo make me laugh : )

[PeacexLovexShine]

These are the funniest damn videos I have ever seen :D

[Tacoflavoredkiss1]

Give em some condoms too. They're gonna have sex no matter what so if you love them you should protect them. Make em flavorful too.

[GabbehSezHii]

Be my mommy?

[JasmineLamow]

I thought that car sound thingy at the end was irl and not in the video x_x

You're right, I am stupid. xD

[SuperNinjetteCheese]

Hmmmm vodka and kids mix weell. :D Your like the best person i have ever met, that has issues. :D

[annainwonderland100]

can i get those

paint uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

[annainwonderland100]

i would love to have those oil paints

[kupu2pagi]

Amy Winehouse's autographed picture is unworthy of your touch

[Pissedoffwowlover]

is that a dildo? the peachy thing below the mirror? NAUGHTY! rofl.

[MizZPinKLadiE]

LMAO Ur hilarious!!!!!!!!! :)

[xobrentox]

Hahaha, thank God I'll never have kids.

[LockedInLovex]

@xobrentox You mean we'll never have kids. ;)

[xobrentox]

@LockedInLovex Mmmhmm!!! =)

[NoraDlist]

how about some napalm in that basket ? :D

[SessileFunk]

You're really pretty!

[Kororocks12]

here is my easter basket idea. Plumber's Putty, some Soy Sauce and Burning Candle. it will be funny they go up flames!!

[flexxymarie]

scissors and running shoes :)

[effybyherself]

i realy realy wish you to be my mom

[baumra]

I have the same shirt.

[happygirl448]

i love you! just sayin...and i second aveen101101's idea of condoms!

[aveeno101101]

CONDOMS

[Soooooobrina]

dont smoke jpmetz!!

[merrimankaylynn]

My Easter baskets always look like that..

[deekaygee93]

wish i got alcohol pads for easter when i was little :(

[Rawraprilhere8]

OMFG THIS MADE MY DAY XDD

[net1warrior]

HAHA XD

[adebep]

ROFL that was sooo damn funny =)) =)) =))

[Anargil]

"It's medication, but it's expired, so it should be okay." HA!! You're awesome :)

[depressedcupcake]

give 'em some flavored condoms. its like candy, they wont know the difference

[Blueevony3]

@depressedcupcake i think i just pissed in my pants from that comment!

[depressedcupcake]

@Blueevony3 Haha nice XD

[cotton2222]

I luvs me the super glue!! :D

[jodylovesyooh]

YOU'RE FRIGGIN FUNNY :D

[Infinity870]

condoms

[Ilovepie1231000]

I want this basket <3

[busky101]

LOOOL!

[xodawg38]

lol omfggg!!!!!

[johannaaight]

I think she's the female version of The angry video game nerd, without the nintendo. Maybe she has one, but na she probably smashed it. tihi.

[femme872]

Love your knuckle punch stamp.

[SSJXavARR]

Pregnancy tests? or a guide to become a stupid emo?

[mastermayhemmovies]

you make me pee my pants every time! your hilarious!

[xxcrazy4evaxx]

i would love tht easter basket

[raccoonz69]

Oh you forgot the condoms

[crankdatriahhx]

I want an Easter basket with you in it. Or french toast bagels.

[GurlGuyProductions]

I wish I could have that basket... :( JK! Great videos! Your really hilarious!

But seriously... wanna just share a little bit of that basket...

[karanicolas94]

Why would the mirror in your makeup case brake? I bet you're so beautiful it couldn't handle you. <3

[TXSLINDSEY]

I want one of those baskets!

[loll1603]

In the dictionary under Frickin Awesome you find a picture of Jpmetz

Boom!

[BoredInTheWorld]

I miss amy ;-;

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

If I searched sarcastic, cool, hilarious, scary, and friggin' beautiful in the dictionary, a picture of you would be under each definition. <3

[scottishflame1]

LOL @ cigs

[maddywebster95]

i want you in and around my mouth.

[DuhFuqinBade5t]

lmaoooo i love your sarcasam

Queen of sarcasm

[kittiecat26]

ooo Superglue!!! let me glue my hands together!!!!

[Everywhere2]

Hair looks great. The Vent People will be really mad if you give away their Amy Winehouse picture, you know.

[ThePurpleHairedGirl]

blugh!!!!!thiss is amazing ;)

[prettypaine]

you should have added the egg vibrator :) that would have ben funny

[onyana]

The reason esperanto didn't work as a common language is because it failed to derive all words from Justine or Jpmetz.

[latrelus]

I am in love with u....very in love with u...

[blacklightfreakout]

I like your hair. I thought you cut it short like 1920s Flapper style.

[iKittieKat]

I watched you on my 55" flatscreen and you looked even more stunning, I didn't know it was possible. :)

[haleypenley]

LMAO SHE PUT CIGS IN THERE! LMAO

[sploozy]

JP you rock my world. It's been a long time since I saw a new video from you. This Easter Basket is Awesome...you forgot one thing...a few plastic laundry bags...yeah. that's the ticket. I'm not much of a kid person. I think they are fine, if properly cooked.

love you..keep up the good work. p

[jessejailbird]

I HAVE THE SAME BASKET! im going to burn it so that it makes you original

[mayeee247]

you smoke?!?!

[mrdd]

Bacon flavoured chocolate ?

[mrdd]

That box looked like bacon flavoured chocolate

[mochatizz]

I typed 'jpmetz' into google and it came up as 'do you mean: beautiful?'

[mochatizz]

I typed 'jpmetz' into google and it came up as 'do you mean: beautiful?'

[LolzTacos]

This video made me cry, because you are more beautiful than Megan Fox will ever be.

[gml82]

Lol. i like your vids. i sub to you.

[123lluuppee]

anything you touch just blossoms into more beautiful !!!!

[urie]

this is freaking amazing. i love it.

[sparklypinksnakelady]

OH-EM-GEEE. i can just not get over the power of your charm. you mesmerize me.

[msramboozle]

I want YOU in my Easter basket Justine.

[MIDDR3AM3R]

For the past 3 days i watched each and every single of the 99 videos that you have uploaded from newest to oldest! you're THAT funny! I love your rudeness! LOL or don't if you don't feel like it! =)

[underworld026]

I want a chocolate Justine. That would make my Zombie Jesus Day so much better. =D

[JamesRedout]

Every time a JPMETZ video is viewed, an angel gets his friggin' wings.

[jojoapplebalm]

if i got an easter basket like that as a child i'd be a much better person!

[underworld026]

@jojoapplebalm Me too.

[underworld026]

@jojoapplebalm Me too.

[iluvtoluvyou]

fucken hillarious!

[ten710]

instead of the m&m wrinting i want jpmetz littlo candies <3 and i want to find justine in my egg :)

[TheBSMF]

Every sentence I form now consists of the words friggin' or jpmetz.

[ItsJustBijan]

I spent my spring break watching all your videos. BEST SPRING BREAK EVER!!! <3

[JJE8489]

: I'd like to have you in my Easter Basket. <3

[OhEmGeeShelby]

Why do you do makeup tutorials? They're for the unattractive...

[wickedfann]

I wish Justine would be in my Easter basket..

[motion515253]

I want you to come in my basket and we can have our own JPMetz holiday. No little kids, just you sharing your insightfulness onto everyone.

[doritosryummy]

if only i could find you in my egg this easter...

[eggyweggys]

I would sell my soul to the devil if that meant I could have you be in my Easter basket Justine. <3