Dave's Cyst

[rachelroxu]

Dude sounds like Sean Connery... holy shit lol.

[catmom1975]

The doctor sucks. He barely took any of the stuff out of it. Didn't even clean it before packing it.

[BigRawerz]

THATs SICK AS A MOTHER FUCKER YOU GUYS ARE SAYING LIKE STUFF ABOUT EARTHQUAKES I PUKED YUCCCK

[3picsandwich]

he's need to ram it into his back he'd use a spoon if he was aloud just put either side not hard

[emichelle19]

there was no need to make that huge hole in his back.

[LucidPerception]

I think Michael J. Fox was recording this.

[KyuubiWarlock]

this is fake! mr bean would be using his fingers to clean out the cyst while trying to find his m&m!

[desktorp]

Make a bigger hole.

[TheHaloreachkilla]

there went my dinner

[WildMedGuru1]

Discount surgery?  Very unprofessional work

[gardens1896]

This guy is a hack.  Huge incision which he does not even clean before dressing it.

[MsCutie2]

all i could think was ..."Hurry! Hurry and get it out"....

[ImAHater1337]

Im in the weird part of youtube again <.<

[scuuutmaniacs]

what the fuck i just watch??

[StefaninhoGR]

He is like.. "spooning" it out of his body o_O'

[gooruraw]

Lloyd Grossman, I think not. Try Sean Connery

[AngelaEAwesome]

I can't believe the doctor made them pull out the tape....My doctor took mine out for me. much smaller incision though. Hurt sooo much.

[rhino3434man]

why didnt he just use a fuckin ice cream scooper

[fknra]

that wast properly irrigated or expressed....

[rebelroar78]

that doctor has my dream job.

[pimper37]

@rebelroar78 yep

[sianchild]

Why was Lloyd Grossman performing your surgery?!

[MsSarab79]

I don't think he got it all out... lol

[MrShiftyPete]

This is where McDonald's harvest its special sauce.

[tdallbright]

Holy Crap doc, why didn't you just get a spoon. And by the way, you did not clean the inside as well as it should have been done before you started packing. WHAT ABOUT THE INNER SACK????

[loubarra]

Three times the size!! Holy crapola!

[swaqkiid23]

Is the cameraman having a seizure

[Landoh92]

oh my gosh why am i here? why can't i stop watching? xD WHY IS THIS THING SO F*CKING KEWL?!

[AnonymousKdub]

LETS SEE THE ONE 3 TIMES THE SIZE OF THIS DOC!

[CDRofl]

Im on the weird pa....no, this is pretty normal for me.

[tapdancegirl88]

mmm wish i were there so i can show you youtube people that i would eat that all up

[mjd2491]

@CorpseErotica - best comment on YouTube!

[orionpk]

damn thats so much pus :3

[DavePhillips671]

fuck me has the cameraman got st Vitus's Dance or something, Jesus either that or coming down from a crack binge.

[KJCrush]

You trusted sean connery with s blade? Don't you know there can be only one?

[Frankentime]

Yeah dude, you got a mean case of the ducks n drakes!! (shakes)

[saintben2008]

he totally did not get that out.

[XbleedingXmascaraXD]

I want to do this for a living.

[Drobium77]

Is that cyst where the cloverfield monster was first filmed?

[heidicat45]

Ur rite he should have pulled the sac out not pac it ..it was a cyst not an infection. Glad that dumbass isnt my doctor.

[cynbadluks]

The doctor sounds like Sean Connery :)

[tallblonde1976]

yeah he was using chopsticks to dig out the gook then he finally had to squeeze it!!

[xxerincullimorexx]

Cyst videos are so addictive to watch ... Swear I'm gonna puke in a min tho ... :/

[maddhatterr234]

I started looking for videos on how to clean suitcases, and ended up on here -____- xD

[tapdancegirl88]

fucking gross dirty pig

[Blazer19742002]

he sounds like Sean Connery

[Rubojeja]

A spoon a spoon my kingdom for a spoon

[sebasfold]

3:43 meme? anyone?

[carlsegan69]

WHERE IS IT ALL COMING FROM?!!

[TheNemanjaBond]

camerman is masturbating

[DKMontoya4670]

He packed that before it was completely empty. I wonder if it got infected.

[caff1959]

Hey Doc, this is a sebaceous cyst, not an infected cyst. You did not remove the sack!.. This type of cyst do not need a drain.... There are doctors and doctors..I tell you.

[itsmegp46]

@caff1959 You know it! There was still so much sebac material in there waiting to be squeezed out. I'm glad he's not m doctor. The quack.

[LuckyDukeSeven]

Does the doc happen to be professor Xavier?

[gabbsiscool]

yummy!! back cheese!!!

[poprockergirl101]

i want to pop a cyst the big, no fair :(

[niki982]

omg sean conney! there u are!

[xMasterKaix]

@niki982 LOL

[jonnieos]

3:43- we'll being going straight to the dentist after this..

[jonnieos]

large economy sized one-haha

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

Fucking Michael J. Fox recording this shit...

[Hypertheheghog]

Ahhhhhh disgusting

[rvpKellz]

where is this? I love the Doc's accent.....



[pv209]

where's this doctor located?! I want him to get rid of my cyst, great narrator.

[mariotheslut]

Dude ...ive seena lot of these videos...and this was by far THE MOST ive ever seen come out of someone! Looked like a tub of cottage cheese gettin spooned out!

[entei240p]

im high as fuck

[YoshiFerg]

He'd be fucked if it was absest.

[FaToNy232]

quit shaking the damn camera nigga jesus christ

[tallthing000]

This is to anyone that has a cyst. $500 to get it popped and eat the shit inside. sick, i know right?

[imanemilyrawr]

The doctor sounds like Sean Connory.

[CorpseErotica]

Video title should be renamed to "Amazing dermatologist performs during 3 minute earthquake"

[RiseOfTheCentiboons]

Best. Doctor. Ever.

[sanal525252]

omg



[MrElectrifying12]

too many mole

[watevs18]

This really makes me want some cream cheese .

[admblue2000]

THIS IS AMAAAAAZING

[DeadlySin520]

Don't scoop it squeeze it!

[Ferreal92]

I'm never gonna eat bluecheese again.

[jeste4187]

Was not sterile on the doc's part.

[Cukac97]

cameraman has very steady hands...

[InFlameProductions]

atleast these people sought out a medical professional

[waterbaloongurl123]

This mans voice is scary..

[123tehboss]

Why am i watching this?

[diamondgirl828]

Why such a HUGE incision??

[SweetIls]

I think I'm in the wrong profession.... I want his job hahahah

[gefaelschtesKind]

@SweetIls i was just thinking the same hahaha

[juan6810]

Holy fuck

[Donnerstag]

I don't think it was done popping at all

[boadleiicious]

more like sean connery

not snape hahahahagha

and does the camera person have epilepsy or something jesus

and squeeze that god damned thing dont just scoop it out like cream cheese out of the jar

[deckywalsh1]

maybe clean his back before sticking the bandage on.... eugh

[22scarecrow22]

Why is Snape removing cysts?

[politegangsta]

Was Michael J Fox filming this?

[philbio66]

@politegangsta

more like Michael J. Fucked Up

[hellookittyxoxo]

this has got to be the nastiest thing iv ever seen. yet i cant stop watching

[LittleBigKRATOS]

Dude...you have a big vagina on your back.

[cstalley]

So cool

[pompalaloca]

The doctors hands are shaking.

[Tappedurassout]

should've whacked all 50,000 Moles off while he was at it.

[lovhunter96]

@Tappedurassout

uncalled for but funy as hell

[poprockergirl101]

after all these videos i've seen doctors doing this they all did it differenty

[mandykal]

First off this doc did a half a55 job. That should have been irrigated. Then packed ....Freakin basic 101

[ff8077616]

damn it...

[hrdstylr]

huge

[GoldenShiner1]

the doctor needs to excise the cyst completely before packing that shit in. he did not do avery good job cleaning that shit.

[mysticwolf109]

0.e *twitch*

[Anatidaephobia1002]

thumbs up for not being a pussy and scooping it out like ice cream!

[governator191]

dude wtf.... was Michael J Fox filming or something???

[fatimainoz]

he must hav lost at least half a pound....

[reb9282]

Dave, gotta do an update on your cyst. I wanna know if you got another one removed.

[dylanbyford]

wow thats a fuck load of moles you have there

[lucyimhomenow]

Ricotta cheese...yummy

[dockrosskull]

i started watching "crazy airplane landings" and this is where i ended up; and also became extremely mesmerized.

[bendogtoy13]

@dockrosskull dosn't matter what your watching.. you will end up on these vidios.. and never leave..

[IdahoJockDoc]

The cameraman AND the doc both have Parkinson's

[inkykittyjr]

@IdahoJockDoc I know, right? makes me carsick :o

[vshadafly]

@IdahoJockDoc lmao

[GoddessMamaD]

Its like cottage cheesy pudding!!! What a big incision!!

[silver0078]

WELL...im never eating ice cream again .__. Vanilla that is...

[dualGamers45]

What's the difference between a pimple a black head and a cryst

[redheaddavey]

That incision is HUGE!!!! Jesus Christ >_<

[hellokitty72410]

gross lol

[zitzapper1]

Scooping it out like icecream!!!!

More great pimple zit and cyst popping videos can be found on PIMPLETUBE!!!

[doomowner5]

i remember when this happened to my penis. that was a bad day.

[SirWimpie]

You'd think that with a foot long incision the doctor would be able to take out the cyst without rupturing it... amature!

[Nessi311]

Don't you have to remove the sac of the cyst so it doesn't come back? It doesn't look like its all out either.



[adzy1236]

thumbs up if you didnt watch the whole thing because you needed a pee.

[Edgswagg]

like a boss

[KJV1611ASV1901]

I guess that MD graduated before anything other than those flimsey fragile sterile applicators were invented. That place needed a LOT more work BEFORE packing with idoform gauze.

[mercytune93]

man that would have been an adventure to pop that thing! (just sayin)

[Huli81]

It looked worse shoving the guaze in as opposed to the squeezing of the nasty shite out!

[KuroiTsubasaXD]

is it just me of does the doctor sound kinda like darth vader without all the breathing noises?

[dkjohannes]

I'd love to know how this turned out and if it healed okay. It did look like he left alot inside along with the sack.

[ABuminaSuit]

I like watching this while I eat milk and cookies..

[pinktactic]

Hold the camera still omg!!!!!

[palomino13]

that small camera vibration was tripping me out

[palomino13]

hmmmm , a scooper .

[johnnyspacetrip]

G.O.A.T

[soloban81]

When did Sean Connery become a Dermatologist?

[LycanthropicArt]

@soloban81

Sounds more like Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine) from Silence of the Lambs. LOL!

[mylabiahurtsbro]

@soloban81 Sounds like Allen Rickman.. lol

[lincolnboi985]

And You Wonder Where The Chesse For Your Burger Come From..?

[browngreeneyedgirl]

I think this is the best cyst video I've seen.... It is so utterly disgusting and HUGE, I can't believe the guy didn't feel anything... Why didn't he go sooner... it's HUGE..

[santamariashark]

someone get the camera operator a drink !

[tarantado2020]

how do u develop a cyst?



[rejectedbythedevil14]

what causes these? can they be prevented?

[darylsbox]

Both the camera and the doc are shaking. Just watch the doc's wrist. I think it's time for him to retire.

[nanasweirdo]

that cyst was there for 6 yrs holy crap!

[lkhay]

Yeah this doctor doesn't play around.

[law11686]

Whats with the camera shaking?

[heyyallitsbecky]

is this bad camera work or does the doctor have like Parkinson's????

[eksophia]

At first I thought it was the doctor who was shaking and I got a bit nervous..

Great video, though, thanks for posting!!

[bigmike2022]

Thumbs up if u got a boner XD

[fxone1981]

Surgeon sounds like Sean Connery,,,Thumbs up :)

[ILuvASR]

COOL

[shutyourpiehole]

Good Lordl. Chopping him up like a ham.

[MrCrowe1984]

worst cyst surgery ever! What a butcher.

[featheranne69]

i bet it smelled great

[eligindahouse]

he should use a spoon :D

[PRINCESSOFLOVExxxx]

holly cheese nuts! :O

[smaya72]

I've seen many abscess/cyst drainage and this one is pretty intense but I notice the doctor neglected to flush it with saline before packing:/

[KingKrabb999]

sweet accent

[OROCHE17]

Does the person filming this have Parkinsons?

[ari1595]

just get a spoon and dig in there to get all of it out.....sheesh -_-''

[KinyoWarrior]

That dude totally sounds like count duku XDD

[SuDo97527]

Good to see something actually going to a doctor instead of having a friend slice it open with a dirty knife and no gloves

[sarahlovecaramel]

what a funny job ;)

[EARdraum]

HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF SEBACEOUS MATERIAL.

[SixDaysSE]

This was the most fucked up 'pimple n puss' video ever. EPIC

[Sparkle939]

C.C.G.= CRAPPY CAMERA GUY >:(

[SixDaysSE]

@Sparkle939 compared to most cameraguys he did a rather good job.

[Bekybex]

OMFG HOW MUCH CAN THERE BE?!!?