Friday the 13th (2009) Kills

[Daniel1078ify]

okay so number 4..that was like really easy to see that was fake. even though this whole movie is a fake, they really showed it in this scene.

[Daniel1078ify]

and number 5? SWEENEY TODD

[BritburgBoundBonzo]

Dude do not watch this movie stoned out of your mind. When he killed Chewie it was so intense I almost shit my pants. I couldnt believe they would put that in a movie. RIGHT ON MAN!! WOOO! That Black dude put up a fight!

[100mmatte]

i think the 5 alternate death was the one that was supposed to be in the movie because jason was carrying a body with no head. and the corpse had this guy's t shirt on it.

[mari200013]

13 :( :(

[mari200013]

10 and 12 lol!

[100mmatte]

@mari200013 what's so funny about those deaths?



[erikthemagicalpanda]

5:13 AT LEAST HE DIDN'T DIE FIRST!

[SwiftShadow122]

@erikthemagicalpanda Yeah this is like the 1st movie ever where he didnt. LOL

[shawngarson97]

3:56

oh my god

just when that part came up??

i felt something weird coming from my neck

like i can feel it. it was feeling so weird! i was going down to the floor

then i paused the video and i felt nothin.

[1000015927]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO! DEAD...

[17sndlilboots]

I hated the alternative 5th kill! I liked the proper 5th kill better, all because of "This shit ain't fuckin' right, dude!"

[billruller]

The Sleeping Bag murder was pretty funny XD

[captainqwark35]

I really hate when Jason gets hurt, so i'm only cheering for him in the series

[Boogyman4050]

@GoRamonez...He became a zombie from Part 6 on. No doubt. Snake suggested the escape from mental hospital bit. That would be from Halloween's story. This Fri 13th remake is supposed to be "before" he was an unstoppable zombie killing machine. You can chop him up, melt him, fry him, burn him and he still keeps going.

[GoRamonez]

@Boogyman4050 according to jason goes to he'll and Jason lives he is an zombie winced being stabbed set on fire had multiple injures and survived a crash from a ship down to earth (Jason X) so yeah he does not have to eat, he kills whatever comes in the lake inhabitants, military, visitors anyone that comes gets killed. So he's basically a zombie also I think Friday the 13th came before Halloween

[allcoolmrdon]

@GoRamonez Halloween came first just pointing out

[Boogyman4050]

@snakes3425...That would steal from Halloween ideas doing that. Maybe they need to start showing Jason doing something other than the kills. Maybe, some kind of dead mother worship thing again? How about him eating something? He never eats ever! So after he kills everybody, he has to wait for a new batch of retards to come to the lake. What does he do in between? Sleep? Carve notches on trees? Turn into Jeffery D with the bodies? This remake is ok though.

[freddylampkin]

2:54 yea he was right owww!! lol

[Oinkoink299]

@freddylampkin Freddy the punk is a gay homo . He keeps asking me if he could suck my dick

[freddylampkin]

@Oinkoink299 hahhaha! i dnt even kno who u r..!

[Rightmeon]

You have to admit the kills in this are fu*king awesome! If not some of the best i have seen in a very long time.

[Hessey96]

Jason has fucking amazing accuracy he should either join the oylimpics or he has aim assist active

[MrMinime24]

at least the black guy didn't die first

[7070timo]

I feel so sorry for mr 8!

[7070timo]

If Micheal would be kind i want to learn the stabbing techniques from him!

[renae795]

and this is one of those rare movies where the black guy lasts longer than 15 minutes...just sayin

[renae795]

michael myers only stabs...repeatedly. jason uses whatever the f*** he can find and ends it in like 10 seconds.

[swaggerTOM15]

jason got that aim at 2:56

[cooldude15634]

anyone else find 6 amusing?

[sammy123611]

13 killstreak

[pepsidrylok]

The sleeping bag scene is impossible... but everything else could totally happen. Shit I've been stabbed through the floor at least like.. twice.

[Erii125]

Jenna morreu :(

[comicbookguy90]

Badass!! This movie is exactly what Jason is all about!

[Norvelle99]

he always ends up finding his mask that exact same mask

[TheSarah1011]

Not Chewie!

[musicman5544]

the only thing i dont like about this movie is how he runs but other then that awesome remake

[ls4ever999]

@musicman5544 he runs cus i heard in this he aint dead hes human. in the classic he walks cus he was dead and came back to life. but yh i allways said why does he run

[JoshyxXxWoshy]

3:04 I'm pretty sure no one wanted this too happen

[TheRaygun101]

5:11 (Throws Tomahawk)

5:13 Jason: (Hitmarker) OH HELL NO!!!!

5:37 KILL CONFIRMED (+150 XP)

[randomdude550]

look on the bright side the black guy didnt die first in this movie

[emmysgotatalent2]

try watching this with really happy music in the backround!!

[Saku19]

5:00 .... "I just like to knock shit over!"

[xluckyreaperx]

" Clay " has been to hell, I think he can handle Crystal Lake.

[bigdave6633]

6:40 should of been in the movie,every1 wanted 2 c dat asshole died slow

[bigdave6633]

awww no tites at 3:02

[theRocker7861]

i feel so bad for amanda she has one of the best screams every just like katie cassidy in a nightmare on elm street 2010

[Sh4nkst3r]

5:35 i just find this so funny

[696Ghost696]

2:53 Best suddenly of all!!!

[missersuperman]

"that shit ain't fuckin right, dude" lol

[TheSarah1011]

The black guy definitely did the best out of all of them, he actually tried to take on Jason properly! I guess the movie makers are trying to make up for the 'black guy dies first' idea

[derekperry221]

cool

[aloha2010ish]

by far the best post on youtube! good job bro!!!!! that was put together perfectly!

[AmericanWerewolf55]

movie was bad but over the top kills

[southparkfan202]

@AmericanWerewolf55

have you watched the movie if you had whats it like because i dont want to wast my 30 bucks on shit

[DJC11757]

For some reason the blonde who got the knife through the head was the one that freaked me out the most. It happened so fast all she had time to do was roll her eyes....scary stuff.

[miauwington]

This was one of few reboots that were worth it.

A pitty they didn't go for the alternate kill (last kill of this clip).

[izwald1]

old dude in #12 has a lot of explaining to do when he rolls into town with a teenager impaled on the back of his truck

[miauwington]

@izwald1 I think the twelve or so corpses at the beach house will backup his story.

[altermarvin21]

Isn't that the same asian dude from "Disturbia"?

[izwald1]

@altermarvin21 yep

[CuteBerry404]

Man jason's kills are much faster than michael myers kills

[temperature222222]

@CuteBerry404 and more painful

[Guigley]

5:09 One of the best axe-throws in any movie. An axe-throw automatically makes a film better, even if the film sucks.

[TheLoweLifeGuy]

i used to run away from pycho killers but then i took an axe to the back

[gummyboots]

Fuck those "OMG NOTHING WILL EVER BE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL HERP NOSTALGIA DERP" people, this remake was great jason was scary and powerful and crazy as fuck. He wasn't just killing teens, he was defending his land and clearing it of pests, and he was doing it as violently as possible. I jumped during this movie, I have never jumped in any other Jason movies.

[McSWTHART]

once the first person is dead..dont they have the common sence to mabye idk LEAVE?????

[McSWTHART]

bye amanda

[Ihaveswagg1234]

and i am glad i saw the tv version

[Ihaveswagg1234]

how did the third kill die?

[adhyasa04]

jason can run :)

[snakes3425]

Idea for a Friday the 13th II: Jason Voorhees has been captured following a massive manhunt, yet found not guilty by reason of insanity and confined to a maximium security mental hospital, yet manages to escape and returns to his hometown to exact revenge on those who made him an outcast and the FBI Agents who captured and imprisoned him

[NSwisher15721]

@snakes3425 Find a director that's not crappy and we've got a hit!

I can imagine the white coats trying to take Jason's mask off... crazy motherfuckers, lol.

[snakes3425]

@NSwisher15721

I always laughed at this, Jason has been in the woods, a summer camp, small towns, New York, Hell, Outer Space, Springfield, and on a boat, yet no one thought about doing a Friday the 13th Movie that is set in a mental hospital or shows Jason hunting down the kids (or their decendents) who picked on him and pushed him into the lake

[ZenShroud1]

@snakes3425 Nice. All it needs is drab dialogue and textbook editing and it's fit to be a dvd in a box in my basement.

[SURROUNDEDBYCOMMENTS]

@TexasG6 Pffft, just because Jason killed the women too?! What else is new?! This movie was awesome as a whole. Even the classic Jason killed women.

[XGriMX5]

Death 12 was hella brutal. My fav kill

[judith64able]

en la ultima parte salian 2 jason y yo se que es el de la bolsa por que el otro era un tipo molestando jajajaj XD

[nopvictor]

6:41 does jason scream

[nopvictor]

0:22 why does his leg look messed, does a beartrap peel ur skinn off?

[Randomchad100]

@nopvictor Yesss it does

[Smoore8302]

5:09-5:12

[aaadddfffify]

Big mistake with number 4, but other than that, cool.

[alvin89345]

now how many kills does this make?

[TexasG6]

deaths numbers 2 7 10 and 13 are the reasons why this movie sucks ass

[Eposshid]

@king18202 I wouldn't be surprised. He looks like a guy that's had the art of killing all his life.

[DefinitelyBeast]

lol, that guy a 6:40 was like F**K THAT, SEE AY!!!

[king18202]

0:20 i didnt know jason was smart enough to set traps... hes right behind me isnt he?

[Kwondhe]

How beautiful hands Jason has! Think that fact was a big fail.

[ElectricKimmy]

4:58 - 5:17 SHIT, OMG!

[Saku19]

2:11....

"Get that shit outta my face, bitch!"

[Sean86676]

2:56 bulls eye!!!

[ssickles9]

5:10 TOMAHAWK!!

[koruleigh978]

5:13 CoD voice: HUMILIATED. 

[MrRedder415]

Jason Voorhees used to be tall and biggest killer til this remake Friday the 13th come. WHY??? Oh? Cause of Michael Myers in remake Halloween? Oh, fuck you!

JASON RULE!

[WCTate]

Guess where those antlers went? Right through the stupendous tits.

[Pat9201]

but MRFUCKHOLLYWOOD says that black people always die first.he's a pussy.

[Subatomic1000]

Die Hipsters die.

[toy12311]

Multikill

[oldmancranky]

The kills in this remake are so pussy and uninventive compared to the originals, apart from when he killed Lui Kang, not saying it was inventive at all, but there was an actual scene of struggle and blood.

Fucking modern day pussy horror directors.

[Trekiefreak777]

@oldmancranky "Pussy" is the wrong word to describe these kills, just because they aren't creative. As a matter of fact, I think the original kills were more pussy compared to these ones, because they were more creative than scary. These ones are brutal compared to the originals, and actually send chills down your spine.

[Lakanen90]

WTF!

[mika4ever97]

5:10 JASON 4ever XD

[aero0812]

@mika4ever97 Yeah those people from COD should learn from him. Epic tomahawk/throwing knife

[Master21765]

Press 5 for instant asian blood

[Master21765]

You forgot the first one at the beginning of the movie

[Anna913745]

I don't care about what people say, Jason Voorhees is way better than michael myers. Jason's appearance alone with the maggots covering his body and his zombie-like look creeps me out, and imagine if that huge mo-fo was chasing after you? Holy crap! What does Michael have? A white mask, yep, scary... not! Jason is more badass too because his killings are creative and original, Michaels can be at times but not much.

[MrRedder415]

@Anna913745 Love your comment. I kinda pissed, after what I found out that Jason was almost small guy in remake Friday the 13th after all classic movies where he is the tallest and biggest. Wonder why? Oh, is it cause of Michael Myers in remake Halloween? What a copycat! JASON RULE!

[shooterman645]

@Anna913745 thats why jason is better

[STEF54]

@Anna913745 to be honest i like michael better, but I'd be more scared of jason in real life (if they were real). Especially if jason can run... i'd probably kill myself before he'd get the chance to.

[DEVASTATIONxMAYHEM]

@Anna913745 i agree with you completely because jason kills with no remorse and he doesnt care who he kills and micheal cares about his family

[Squashy3]

jasons not retarded bro and damm that chick got mounted and did anyone notice the rack she had

[moviemetalhead]

@Squashy3 yes they were "stupendous"...lol

[FrogSpatula42]

Jason runs a lot faster now than i remember in the original movies

[moviemetalhead]

@FrogSpatula42 Jason's not undead in the reboot either, so he's more spry and hunter like now, which is bad ass... and the tunnels under the camp that makes more sense now...

[Bongos58]

i like nr.4 and 6 =)

[mika4ever97]

5:10 WOW

[Mushykittylovesmith]

duuuudee its scarier when the killer runss

[MrDeathtanker]

You know, for supposedly being retarded - Jason seems to get the jump on these guys.... a lot.

[Master71375]

only 8 and a half minutes of kill time bbss

[Master71375]

at number 9.... And that is why jason dislikes black people

[lovepcgame]

Well at least the black Guy diden't die first!

[krazzedk9]

lol number 3, get off the fucking floor asshole, smh

[leerahh1]

02:54 awwwwwwwww!!!

03:00 hahahaha!!! super funny!!!

[LUDAMAN2010]

5:12 BANKSHOT!

[iorncupcake]

@LUDAMAN2010 LOL

[BlizzardBeast13]

I think he's more of a beast when he runs but that's just me

[Tommy314TV]

wooooow when he kills the chinese dude (not to be racist) O.O i felt that one!! 

[Hauntedman1]

5:16 I got yo Nigga!!

[TheGOMLpRoductionz]

never trust the guy from supernatrual when he says give me your hand

[sonic619760]

For anyone saying Jason never ran in the pervious movies. Yes he did. He ran in part 2.

[filon810]

you can see jasons face in kill 5

[RamboMax12]

the 3rd kill was one of the best ones

[leahn8]

Nolan: OHH! AHWW!

Jason: *throws arrow in face*

Nolan: *looks around and falls*

[leahn8]

God. They should have put the part (In a normal vid) where Nolan does that weird thing to Chelsea. xD. Poor Amanda, Chelsea,Nolan,Jack, and Bri. Those were mah fav peoples. Dx

[jeproxish]

i did not know that jason can run!

[footballfreak237]

HOLY SHIT

[TheFlashpoint1]

bei 9. ist er stinksauer

[kixocool]

my favourite was the sharp object through the polices eye

[TheFlashpoint1]

is das jason ich glaub nich

[anthonywatson64]

youve just been tomahawked

[ihopsif]

#9 is best FREAKIN TOMAHAWK!

[TheAdobe511]

Whos the girl in the 7th kill?

[PenguinMan360]

6:13 rape face XD

[PenguinMan360]

number 8 was gross

[2zporygon]

donny deserved to die

he swears way too much

[shaniquaboo]

@2zporygon who was donnie?

[2zporygon]

@shaniquaboo the guy in death 5 and the alternate one

[shaniquaboo]

@2zporygon oh ok

[Trekiefreak777]

@2zporygon Just because you swear, doesn't mean you deserve to die.

[OMGItsZachxD]

SCALPER +700 for being a fucking bad ass

[iheartslashers]

The fifth death's alternate is better than the one in the movie, but it could've been made even better (the fifth death's alternate) if the guy had been even slightly scared...:/

[iheartslashers]

6 and 7th deaths: lol XD

[SoonToBeAwesome]

Where most people lived for a little bit after the attack, in real life they would have just dropped dead.

[MisterBlack215]

#8 how do you change the batteries on this thing?

[ParkinsandLynch]

0:02 STAY AWAY FROM MAH WEED!

[korey1555]

#6

Why you do dis? =(

[ilikethecoke]

OWWW!

Jason: SHUT UP! (shoots arrow)

[TheeGlentoranGurl10]

that not what id take to the hospital

[RealBoom95]

Jason has some fucking epic skills

[MrSurferlonely]

thank you so much for this upload you save me a bunch of time watching this remake which i feel is shit other than the kills the best 2 kills i feel are 9 n 5 alternate

[WCTate]

It totally sucks that Jenna died.

[hunk84]

You know a few things I never took into consideration about Jason is that he isn't just a killer, the guy is a freaking expert with melee weapons and can pretty much use anything around him as a weapon. He isn't just mindless, he thinks and uses his surroundings. Although I prefer the Jason from the old movies, this Jason shows a more trained and unfortunately (lol) realistic side of Jason.

[kylemilet]

damn anyone notice the new jason and new michael became much more badass in the newer movies?

[Joeymabes101]

@kylemilet New movies new ideas

[sonic619760]

@kylemilet Yeah I agree. Actually Id like to see the new Jason and the new Michael fight. They both seem incredibly strong. That would awesome to see. Or see them kick the new Freedy's ass lol, then fight.

[kylemilet]

@sonic619760 ya so would i