TWILIGHT WILL GET YOU LAID!!!!

[superfaizaan786]

u suck



[vberg06]

LIKA SOM BOOO DEE!

[hernandadmx]

its true. I went to watch breaking dawn. and I got to 2nd base before 10 minutes in

[anymaegrrl]

You are my hero!

[cheaniggachea]

ah the days when peter chao was funny......

[kingkonghitme]

doing the fucking on you...real talk

[Playaofdasouth]

lmfao this shit will never get old

[jazbo808]

lmfaooo this is so funny

[lightningfarron1231]

wat's duh big deal abiut twilight its stupid and i think they gonna make duh 1 dorrar

[therookielol]

Peter Chao eat da dog fo breekfast! lol

[Thelordbobert]

If Asian girls pussy smells like Chinese food. Then I love them even more now.

[Ronweasley4eva1]

@DaceFXLance

Fuck of bitch

[Eur0asianPanda]

i'd never do a guy who'd watch twilight because i would be fucking SURE that he'd be GAY AS FUCK. =3

[UndeadMortis]

@Eur0asianPanda or forced to watch a retarded stupid movie with his gf who is obsessed with really bad acting and really unattractive actors who look like they are 12

[Eur0asianPanda]

@UndeadMortis another reason why I wouldn't do the guy. I'd probably lose some braincells from doing somebody with a negative IQ.

[lynsett22]

1309 did not get laid

[Ronweasley4eva1]

Fail

[dechousutime]

Never gets old because it always smell like teh Asian pussy

[Ronweasley4eva1]

Im sorry, but i dont find u funny. I can barely understand what u are sayin'.

[theblythejoy]

@Ronweasley4eva1 That's his attempt at bad english spoken by a typical chinese. Not supposed to be fully understood I'm guessing.

[MultiStoner19]

That is so dam true lmao trust I know what u talkin bout

[SpartanJoe712]

stewart is not attractive

[blade9787]

$1,670,205?

[Charmy2285]

WHAT KIND OF MOUTH DO U HAVE !!!!!!

[killerxd57]

I pledge alligence to the chao of all the chinese noodles of america and to the chopsticks on which we eat all our egg rolls and chinese noodles one nation under peter chao indivisible with rice and noodles for all!!!!!!

[gocolumbialions11]

@killerxd57 dont u mean i pRedge aRRience to the chao of aRR the chinese noodRes of america and to the chopsticks on which we eat aRR our egg roRRs and chinese noodLes one nation under peter chao indivisbRe with rice and noodRes for aRR!!!!!

[TheMissjoejonas]

Wolf not a dog and it's no super power it's part of his blood and part of him

[zaksteph1]

i hate robert patterson he is a dumbass:)

[PeterChaoNationHATER]

peter chao has his asshole and springroll for business!

[Ghozable]

PPEETTA CHAO EAT THA DOG FOR BREAKKFASTT!....

[pappys1girl]

not a dog a wolf



[boobmarcus]

@pappys1girl kinda obvious, his just being a funny asshole as usual retard

[pappys1girl]

its lautner GET IT RIGHT CHINESE DUDE

[ItsFlapJack]

@pappys1girl ..damn all butt hurt becuase no one knows how to say his last name. It's a joke he doesn't really have this accent its all for jokes. You dont find it funny why are you here giving him more money?

[gomtao]

tayror raror

[D4lli3]

LOL!!!!!! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!

[yangatan17]

i want to see bella topless

[thealice168]

1,385 people didn't get laid after they took their girl to watch twilight.

[RedSoxForObama]

Hilarious Transcribe Audio.

[Pwnzkz3YAr]

this dude is awesome haha

[sharon94]

"okay maybe i do.." HAHAAHA

[nikeswoosh55]

Peter Chao should be the one to kill taylor in the next movie by eating the dog (:

[mrtruesamurai]

i don't want to see taylor rautner naked, i don't want to see robet paternson topless, and i don't want to see chri... okay maybe i do. lol gotta luv dis guy peoples

[P105Mews]

Peter Chao eat the dog for breakfast! HAHAHA

[jamiesbond007]

Dude - you need to get laid!

[PwnageMaster3003]

I DONT WANNA SEE TAYLOR LATANOR, TOPLESS, I DONT WANNA SEE

ROBERT PATASON TOPLESS, I DONT WANNA SEE KRIS-......... ok maybe i do, BUT xD laaawwwwll ROFL

[Soendergaard13]

Lol! dX



[021FUKCYUO]

omg .. he mokes everybody .......

[katokaari]

is a donreal baby it's a dunreall

[immatthewwilliams]

"twy-wyrite"

[jacklynku]

taylor rara rara rautrer tayror rautrer XDD

[jadiebaby26]

hahahaha love it

[baltimorelot]

PETER CHAO U LIED TO MEEEE I TOOK HER TO TWILIGHT, GAVE HER TEQUILA AND INSTED OF GETTING LAID, SHE WOULDNT SHUT UP ABOUT TAYLOR RAUTNER

[33ronnys]

have a story of how you got laid? go to bragcafe.com read some funny brags and brag about your life

[crazyassmexican17]

hahaha this guy is so funny XD

[SumireHio19]

I WANT TO SEE PETER CHAO TOPLESS! AOHHHHH~

[numchucknorris123]

what is ur real voice

[reaalPikachu]

You can see his eyes in this video! :)

[armor175]

he is making his chinese accent dramatic xD

[AssasinZAssasin]

1377 people didn't get laid, 1377 people were turned off by the idea that the girl is thinking of robert pattenson and taylor lautner

[lynxmissile]

1377 people don't like women.



[Imiluvsnoodles]

'I dont want to see Taylor Lautner naked, i dont want to see Robert Patterson topless, I dont want to se Kri-.....ok maybe i do...' lolll

[jessix1927]

If you want to have a good girl fucking on you....

Epic.

[PonkanLove]

aT 3:01 YOU CAN SEE HIS EYE.

[iTsLaurenLOVE14]

You are severly asian. It's like a disease.

[itrytoteachyou]

@iTsLaurenLOVE14 how the fuck is being asian a bad thing compared to the rest of the races?

[iTsLaurenLOVE14]

@itrytoteachyou Lol, There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. As a matter of fact, that was my friends. ._. I'm sorry. I swear, that wasn't me. >_<

[eliza909ful]

i hate twilight

so stupid dont get it

and who cares

[HaveNoFearGrabABear2]

I need subtitles so i can hear every one of his wise words!

[jorgemares100]

1377 people didnt get laid

[LoverOfOtown]

i wonder how many pairs of sunglasses peter owns?

[MultiSPARTA]

Peter Chao is a cool person ps, Justin Bieber is GAY!!!!

[slipknotdudu]

peter eat a dog for breakfast looooooooooooooool

[jhuo0209]

“瞎子阿炳”

[JRtkstacker07]

its not a super power turning into a dog.

[CODvids15]

"That's not a super power , turning into a dowg! Peter Chao eat da dowg for brakfast." 2:47 lol.

[MrJinjin10]

This made me LOL!

[lowfactor]

you suck hahahahaaha you r not funny hahha fuck ur sefl

[Iamthecrazyone]

Peter Chao FTW

[mardaloots]

The only nice thing about this sh#t is the song on the end...

[krish3092]

fuckin awesome..lmfao

[911hardygirl]

luv ya peter!

[jmikejapan]

Dog actually tastes more like Salisbury steak.

[Hihello133]

I DONT WANNA KRISTEN ....... OKEY MAYBE I DO

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.

[KillerKazaran]

Chinese RWJ

[CoolPeopleNumber12]

raywilliamjohnson will waste you at funny man you fucken asshole if your not trying to be cool then stop making fucking videos you fuckin fag

[FatalityJulz]

@CoolPeopleNumber12 RWJ is homo. that is all.



[lulm789]

hmmm smells like asian pussy! or chinese takeaway! i cant tell the difference! LOOOOOOOOOL!

[TheDarkVoidAlex]

@lulm789 its takeout shit face

[miuSS501]

i want to see bella topless!!!

[73ChargerCalvin]

TEQUILA WILL GET YOU LAID!!

[ryukinzuka]

2:30 to 2:41 made me crap my ass

[shaynon204]

i wonder what Peter Chao is going to do when Breaking Dawn comes out :D

[care2much2]

=) u funny

[MyGabby12345]

there is no big deal

but jacob is sexii

not as sexi as you peter chao

love you

your a sexxi bitch

[thezack7611001]

twilight is gay

[PokeGamer75]

ALOAT!



[7hardy8]

lmfao!

[WhiteLuvTiger21]

ur hella funny

[iSwifty33]

this guy aint lyin coz after eclips i got it

[duingun]

oh its a done deal baby its a done deal

[hotgirl12175]

OMG I L0ve u

[mariachristina55]

lol youre so funny

[quang2091997]

peter chao eat dog for breakfast

xD

[ThisMonky300ZX]

LMAO ur older videos are way more halarious

[MageNinja86]

Look at the last three things in the tags XD

[slipadlysi]

ur annoyingly happy, 5 stars!

[cheesehead57]

but i love going to the crapping!!! D:

[Chadificati0n]

Ahahaha! Aw man living in Fredericton NB for Colege makes me wish I met your funny ass

[143andrewb143]

haha!

[ChickenenPie21]

PETER CHAO ROCKS!

[pythonx2]

U are better than Ray William Johnson!!

*True Story*

[AmrMixy917]

Lol you rock mate!

[MusicTechnoChick]

LOL... Ooooh, rum rum rum :)

[TheVballchick123]

i really want to see taylor ROTLER topress lol 1,369 people are asian pussy =)

[SPAZBLOWOUT24]

do you know where you are....under the ciiitaaayyyy lights...luv that song!!!!

[lilchineseNUTZZ]

i got laid.

[xXDaMasta18Xx]

1:53-1:55 Isa done deal baby!, isa done deal!

[johncenasuks4ever]

Make fun of Taylor Lautner again!

[BaseballProspect2012]

he is right..

[49702xx]

perfuck

[mamalotas1]

go to the adress bar and between you and tube type in win

[mamalotas1]

go to the adress bar and between you and tube type in win

[MrDevMub]

HAHAHAHAH HILARIOUSNESS DAMM THIS IS GOOODDD

[goglespurt]

HAHA YOU RULE PETER CHAO FTW. PLUS I SAW YOUR EYES LOL

[16Cutequee]

first learn normal englisch

[ThatxBleh]

@16Cutequee What's wrong with FOBs??

I Love his English!

Oh and you spelled English wrong!

[EyeInTriangle1]

@16Cutequee gg noob

[baddawg491]

lmfaaoooooo 2:46 peter chao eat the dog fo breakfast lo ur a genius man ur mad funny bro

[DarkTrident7]

Dude, ur a fucking genius! I watched this vid, then took my gf to see twilight, the got laid! Thank u so much

[MrBennyweeks]

i dont think youll ever get laid



[bobbyleebologna]

0:52 it looks like he has a dick head on his shirt lol

[bobbyleebologna]

I swear i thought that the head on the person on his shirt was a dick head

[minopoke]

You take me to twilight, all you're getting is a punch in the face.

[mashroom1993]

5$

[Waynesworld500]

It might be only me, but this guy kind of looks like an Asian version of Johnny bravo with those sun glasses.

[mashroom1993]

@Waynesworld500 youre right

[jcfan004]

@Waynesworld500 Best comment EVER!

[saraxoxoful]

@Waynesworld500 OMG UR TOTALLY RIGHT !!!!

[datwhatshesaid1]

1,366 people did not get fucked when they wached twilight

[CROBAT1100]

JACOB GOT EATEN BY PETER CHAO !!

[Karisha91]

u rock man!!!)))

[rapidfirelpb]

Guaranteed!

[Vladi48mir]

He Pronounces Hulk Properly at 2:26

[jingalangjingalang]

i dont want to see robert patterson topless i dont want to see kristen..... okay maybe i do

[landfill2]

for real though, what the fuck!!!! twilight beats dark knight for midight screening? oh well, at least it wont win as many awards...

[uDziahWade]

then you have jacob what does he turn into? a fucking dog are u fucking kidding me

[TiffanyCullen]

awesome shit

[THEKMAN117]

push 3 over again lol

[uliuli1231]

wow, this guy is right

[fluffypooh1212]

because taylor laughtner is there

[BloodyBloodjr]

fuck twiright

[MrOliyboy]

137m

[RiotNoobs]

Thumbs up if Twilight actually got you laid.

[ThisJacobNessie]

Fuck you chiness!

[Shaniezeez]

LOL :)

[heedi0]

ooh yum yum yum yum tastes liek chicken!

[zatchbell663]

F U YOU EAT DOG YOU FUCKING BASTARD. DO YOU HAVE ANY HEART YOU MOTHER FUCKER !! SRY dude went out of control!!

[ImLivinOffTheWall]

@zatchbell663 Dude what is wrong with you? Eating dog is illegal if you didnt know. And its a video...chill.

[Gorideyurbike]

@ImLivinOffTheWall Actually eating dog is not illegal..

Selling/buying dog or cat is illegal tho

[axfndi62]

@zatchbell663 its okay dude it happens btw im eating hot "dogs" right now, want some? ;]

[DoomlinkWasHere]

i love how u say "Twiright"

[KasabianQueen]

Ooo Ooo.. Smell like asian pussy. LOL!

[zhujeilun]

shen jin ping..........................­..

[flamingshadow4068]

1359 people havent been laid from watching this video XD

[haileyraechelle]

@flamingshadow4068 go back to china u retared! stop being so dumb and stop sewaring u little 12 year old like sersouly!

[cookiestastegoodinmy]

so, this actually worked lol. I asked this girl if she wanted to watch twilight with me and bam, sexy time. only had to watch like 5 mins of the video! thanks peter chao:)

[AKgunplay]

chao oh what?

[AsianBitchStyle]

1:41 - 1:45 what did he say?

[FoeVcodezZ]

@AsianBitchStyle If you want to have the good girl f***ng on you, you go to twilight and you line up and you get your ticket :D

[AsianBitchStyle]

@FoeVcodezZ Thank you

[FoeVcodezZ]

@AsianBitchStyle No problem lol:)

[ImLivinOffTheWall]

@AsianBitchStyle Dude WTF? Whats wrong with you? Its ILLEGAL to eat dog. And its just a video...chill!

[angelroxforever]

Twiright?