2012 Passat Commercial: That's what he says?

[NoobTuber715]

My buddy and I were roadtripping this weekend and this song came on the radio in the car. Let's just say because of this commercial we tried to make up as much lyrics as possible. "We're almost home, You're all alone, You're wearing bad cologne, etc." haha

[redmond12400]

Did you guys forget rear A/C Vents???

[smallFISHhugeSEA]

"I told you it wasn't probe alone."

[xhenxhe]

@smallFISHhugeSEA "I told you it wasn't provolone"

[johnboy32064]

This might be the best television commercial in the last 20 years. Well, this and the Hilfiger Christmas one. 2011 was a great year for commercials.

[netogcb]

Does the redhair chick comes with the car?

[360deeman]

@netogcb She's in the extras package, worth every penny.

[netogcb]

@360deeman I gotta ORDER IT right now!

[sosidecop64]

@netogcb cutie pie

[minefan11]

WHAT THATS WHAT HE SAYED IDIOT

[LandDeathNote]

My uncle was in that! Go Uncle Rob!

[takethepot]

@LandDeathNote That's awesome. Which one is he?

[yaoistavi]

is that Perry Farrell from the band Jane's Addiction? the guy thats driving? 0:14

[takethepot]

@yaoistavi Haha! You're right, it does look like him. But a Farrell from years ago. He doesn't quite look that young now.

[1007ronin]

My hair is gone lmfao, If someone ever did that next to me at the gym I'd probably die right there from laughing haha!

[1danaldridge]

The Rocket Man one is classic. I didn't know it wasn't provolone. This rivals "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" for great music misquotes.

[dannysoya]

Shower dude is soo funny aahahaha.

[Mr7475ih]

musty motorhome....LOL

[ripizzo]

Who knew? I'm enlightened... I've been singing all kinds of jacked up lyrics over the years.

[hbedward]

The guy in the shower at 0:13 could be my brother!!

[Ronf465]

Crystal clear Fender premium audio, one of the many premium features available on the all new VolkswagenPasset:)

[thepatelfarmer]

VW fails. Sadly they can't even get it right lyrics right, it's "Burning out his fuse on herion"

[Tumbipungi]

Thank you,23Darvin...........that's what it sounded like to me,too

[iwtbasnnu]

donw - trying to figure out the same thing. She looks very familiar. What else has she been in? Somebody help!

[donw68]

Still trying to find out who the redhead in the car is. Anyone have a clue?

[alfro0925]

Her Hungry Ass, she knew good and well nobody said anything about some funky ass provolone chees

[Tumbipungi]

What does the woman in the elevator say? Is it "all alone"?I can understand the rest.1.Burnin.up this useless telephone 2.My hair is gone 3.?????? 4.Burnin'up the room with cheap cologne 5(.Burnin' up) this musty motor home................Please Help!!!!

[23darvin]

@Tumbipungi ok so

1.Burnin up this useless telephone

2.My hair is gone

3.All alone

4.Burnin this room with cheap colone

5.Musty motor home...

[mc2a2k8]

So everyone else is singing the wrong lyrics they believe are right?

[Mr7475ih]

@mc2a2k8 Its just always been hard to tell what he says in that verse.Ive been listening to that song for over 35 years now and I never knew what it said?

[72kscracker]

lmao. didnt ever even pay attention to what it was actually about, how funny!!!

[72kscracker]

i just figured out the same thing just now on xbox you tube he actually does say that about the cheese at end, good to finally know!!

[Tumbipungi]

She's obviously just realizing what the correct lyrics are for the first time.It's the Fender Premium Audio that's enabling her to decipher the lyrics.

[alfro0925]

I always thought she was correcting him too but the tv version is cut down. I think at the end of the extended version she realizes what elton is saying and the guy says I told you he doesn't say provolone.

[washingtonhatchets1]

Does anyone think the guy at 0:12 looks like Rutledge Wood from Top Gear

[donw68]

I think she is having an ah-ha moment - finally realizing what the lyrics are.  Done it many time as it's often difficult to hear them clearly.

[72kscracker]

@donw68 see thats what think.

[72kscracker]

@72kscracker i

[72kscracker]

thats what me and my hubby have been arguing about forever too!!!

[BRowlandq]

The redhead looks like mtv's martha quinn ... No?

[ECETeacher]

Hubby and I disagree...In the last scene, is she correcting her husband, or finally realizing for herself what the correct lyrics are?

[72kscracker]

@ECETeacher glad toknow were not the only ones.lol

[72kscracker]

at the end of the commercial when the lady repeats what the guy says is she agreeing with him or correcting him???

[alfro0925]

@bigwilly43729 I know right, has she never heard of google smh. I don't want to smack her but I do get pissed everytime she repeats what he just freaking said

[TakeTwoEntertainment]

The guy singing in his shower is the only reason I watch this commercial. Classic!

[donw68]

It's commercials that allow you to watch tv you idiots. Sponsors pay for the broadcast. Group therapy anyone?

[bigwilly43729]

I want to smack this bitch every time I see this damn commercial. They need to take it off tv because I'm real close to throwing something through mine if I keep seeing her on it.

[Ladiestreat]

I swear to god if I see this one more time I will kill someone. I'm not joking, take this shit off of the TV. I will fucking murder someone. I want to watch football and not see this fucking shit it makes me angry and I hit my wife when this stupid fucking shit is on tv.  STOP AIRING THIS FUCKING SHIT YOU INUNDATE MY FUCKING HEAD WITH COMMERCIALS PLEASE FUCKING STOP!

[GTIME20BUTLERUTAH]

Rocket Man.



[LoremHand]

@Ronf465 You're right. You're not my mate. But to are a dick.

[LoremHand]

@Ronf465 No, you shut up. Yer being a dick for no reason. I mean come one mate, what the fuck? He said the song was nice and mellow, he liked it you ass. Now piss off.

[Ronf465]

@LoremHand I'm not your fucking mate fuckface. You piss off. You fucking third world ass fuck.

[TrumpetImani]

tottaly misleading on the song i thought it was gonna be fast paced cool song but i got the nice mellow elton john song

[Ronf465]

@TrumpetImani shut up you fuckin dumbass mutha fuckin retard

[port753]

this is y we have lyrics videos

[punisher00109]

maybe if they listened to shatner's version they'd know lol

[laptopman67]

Now I'm not buying a Volkswagen on principle alone.

[Ronf465]

@laptopman67 Dumbass!

[ThaTruth223]

0:12 Zack Galifianakis

[KingOfRedOxen]

Because all those other scenes had everything to do with the car.

[Ronf465]

Chick giving the manicure is hot!

[kwkable11]

Burning up this useless telephone! Provalone! Burning up the room with cheap cologne! LMFAO!

[Ronf465]

Im sorry, I didn 't know you were a cave dweller.

[MjloverofALLtime]

Are these parts in the actual song? I am confused

[Ronf465]

@MjloverofALLtime Your not confused; your fucking retarded.

[MjloverofALLtime]

@Ronf465 It is cause i never heard this song before stupid

[Cappy6124]

go stew!

[MjloverofALLtime]

What is the official name to this song?

[ifergify]

@MjloverofALLtime ROCKET MAAAAAANN eltn JOHN

[brindfan]

@MjloverofALLtime

Rocket Man(I Think It's Going to Be a Long, Long Time)

[codywaynejones]

@therichy303 No she was saying it as if she didn't know what it was and just realized he had it right.

[beatlelover888]

@codywaynejones oohhhhhhh now i finally understand....

[therichy303]

did she just correct him??? he was right wasnt he

[M16503]

Hahaha the shower dude kind of looks like Rutledge Wood but I know it's not him

[Ravenite1]

2 girls and 1 cup

remember that? how she took a huge shit into a cup and they both started eating it? Then they took a huge shit chunk, vomited on it and both started eating it? LOL IT WAS SO DISGUSTING REMEMBER THAT? HAHA

[ourhandslikeguns]

LOL @ this commercial!!! SO STUPID yet it entertains me every time it comes on.. useless telephone, cheap cologne, provolone lololol how bout patron, traffic cone, hmm what are some others...

[Ronf465]

@ourhandslikeguns Why so stupid? People have been fuckin up lyrics forever. It's very clever advertising.

[Komet67]

those are perfect mondegreens. thanks. commercial is tooooo short. 

[muccutchen22]

i love when the gut is in the shower......he gets all into it!!!! lol

[cougar33333]

best 33 second commerical ever

[ife126]

Its a song people. I dont care if it is a classic. Gosh its just a fun way to advertise their radio or something. if they did it with a song u didnt like i am positive all of u would shut up. Just get over yourselves!!

[kimmccoy1]

@ife126 Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you! :-P

[ife126]

@kimmccoy1 Thats nice. Now shut up or dont look up the commercial jerk! Thanks, jerk.

[kimmccoy1]

@ife126 Someone has the maturity of a 12 year old, don't they? Thanks for giving me a giggle! :-P

[ife126]

@kimmccoy1 Its cuz I am 11, stupid. That wasnt offensive,

[kimmccoy1]

@ife126 Well, if you're 11 then someone should slap your mouth for talking that way. Really someone should slap your mouth anyway because you shouldn't talk to anyone like that when they're trying to be light-hearted and silly. Hopefully, you'll learn to grow up and learn some respect.

[Ravenite1]

00:09 the girl doing her nails looks like she wants to fucking kill her, this is the only person in this commercial that I like LOL

[Ravenite1]

It would be really cool if at the end of the commercial we get to see each one of these ppl get shot in the head or violently beat to death with a barbell or some other heavy object

[ecossembot]

@Ravenite1 Love it! ~ Can't believe almost 500 people enjoy this sh*t. Sadists! - happy christmas. (",)

[DevilsAngel676]

Love this commercial!

[sublime0126]

if everyone hates this commercial so much, why waste your time looking it up, and probably watching it, on YouTube?

[ecossembot]

@sublime0126 To bitch, and express hate at the things we have to endure??? duhhh! The sole purpose of the internet. Keep up! happy christmas ;)

[shelleyjen]

wow, reading the majority of responses just reinforces why I hate people! What a bunch of aggressive losers.

[ecossembot]

@shelleyjen meh

[lokosjoker316]

Its so obvious that she came out in the movie bad teacher as ms.squirrel

[ManageYourOwnMoney]

Best commercial ever!!

[Tumbipungi]

@ManageYourOwnMoney Agree!!!!

[SubstanceD91]

I hate this commercial

[ECKAngels411]

I Love this commercial!!

[ecossembot]

EVERY single person in this advert is worthy of a spike through the head. One of the hardest commercials ever to be forced to tolerate.

[Ravenite1]

@ecossembot yup

[bribos99]

the redhead DID NOT act mad in the least....she was realizing what the lyric actually is.

come on man!

[bribos99]

Who is the redhead(strawberrry blonde) singing in the car at the end? She looks familiar

[MrWhat11the]

my bad at 0:15

[MrWhat11the]

the redhead was correcting herself. before it looked like she forgot the lyrics at 0:18.

[vyry108]

I thought it was pheromones lol

[drnealw2010]

i'm eating this Subway with Provolone

[2011KingBoo]

k, some people think the chick near the end is correcting him. Shes not, they thought it said "Provolone", and then they realized it was "burning up his fuse up here alone". That`s why he said "I told you it wasn`t provolone". Get it now?

[Adam19822000]

Never saw the full version before

[nintendoprincess13]

wow, everyone is hostile at the redhead for just realizing the lyrics...seriously people, stop getting upset for the littlest of things.

[IamTheShermanator]

Does anybody really not know how that song goes? Really? Cheap Cologne?

[ximachimpx]

red heads are always on their periods, thats why theyre called fire crotches.

[tessssssalicious]

did any of you actually watch the video?! the redhead says "burning out his fuse up here alone? oh okaaaay." and he responds with "I told you it wasn't provolone haha". try listening next time!

[APallstar28]

im pretty sure the guy did say that right

red head is a bitch 

[theBlackYoshi7]

@APallstar28 He did say it right, she isn't correcting him

[APallstar28]

@theBlackYoshi7

but she is, he says i told u it wasn't provolone and she looks confused when he says it right

[Ronf465]

@APallstar28 No, you can't see her face when he says that.

[cashdudehomie]

This commercial is so dumb. He says it right and the chick gets mad at him!?!?

[FugaziCharon]

I want to slap her fucking face with my cock. This commercial plays way too much. God damn it fuck

[damannoa]

I really hate this commercial and will never ever buy any Volkswagen.

[ExpertDude13]

I'm never buying a Volkswagen because of this commercial.

[godawgs721]

That redhead is a real bitch

[karuhaki]

Thumbs up if the shorter ad is more AWESOME.

[damannoa]

@karuhaki Thumbs up if this guy (karuhaki) is a loser that loves corny commercials!

[TheMichaelPursley]

Rocket man!!! Burning down the field with camel bones!

[APallstar28]

@TheMichaelPursley

dumb fuck....

[ilovemydanceoffchamp]

burnin' down the streets of evermore.



[FCcharlie]

The way she says it and the way she looks after she says it makes it easy for anyone to assume she is correcting him. Terrible acting.

[mrchinaboy77]

THATS WHAT HE FACKIN SAID

[DJSRF]

Actor and do**

[DJSRF]

@tutt55 then, she's a really bad acorn. I'm not the only one that thinks she was correcting him. Her facial expression and attitude makes it seem like she's correcting him..eh bad actors what can you o?

[JRKtheAdobeDude]

Greatest commercial. I've looked up these lyrics like a dozen times, but whenever I get the chance to sing them I always forget! Now I'll remember them forever haha

[clitcommander104]

they should do one with Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band haha

[GuerillaTheGorilla]

the guy in the shower looks like zach galifianakis.

[DJSRF]

If she was telling herself the lyrics, she wouldn't look at the dude like he was wrong, and correcting him. She's a horrible actor if she is 'telling herself tht'

[tutt55]

@DJSRF She wasn't correcting him. It was an "Aha" moment where she finally realized what the lyrics were.

[DJSRF]

@anyvalidname assuming something about someone you don't even know make you absolutely retarded. You must be a christian. Btw I'm married, dumbass

[starryeyedsurprise55]

How could people 'dislike' this commercial...This commercial is just great :)

[mirisluvsmusic]

my favorite parts are " my hair is gone" and " burnin up the room with cheap cologne"

ans especially with the guy singing in the shower lo; ^__^

[DJSRF]

And what idiot doesn't know the lyric? THE NAME OF THE SONG IS ROCKET MAN! You can very easily decipher what the lyrics are based on that. But still, fucken ugly bitch at the end, I wanna kill her

[DJSRF]

Why the fuck is the dumb bitch at the end telling the dude the lyrics when he sang them correctly? Wtf this is an idiotic commercial

[Anyvalidname]

@DJSRF She was telling herself the correct words. See, many women do that quite often. Had you ever actually talked to one, you might know that.

[missslack]

IS THIS WHAT THEY ALL THOUGHT '"BURNIN' OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE'" WAS? sorry caps was on and im tooo lazy to re-type.

[bigdrob54]

Sounds like you have issues with your smaller than normal manhoood ...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[x12danx]

The guy in the shower is the best

[wolf6106]

This commercial pisses me off! How do you not know the lyrics!

[Jb4207]

0:04 his hair IS NOT GONE!

[willvb13]

Is the first guy Torri from mythbusters?

[PhilistineTheArtLuvr]

What's the guy in the shower saying???

[vids1900]

Who's the redhead at the end of the commercial?

[Ladiestreat]

If this I see this shit one more time I'm gonna fucking hurt someone. Take this stupid shit off the air you dumb fucks. Christ.

[cahr412]

"I told you it wasnt provolone" hint hint "THERE IS NOT A KITCHEN IN THIS FUCKING CAR AND THE STEERING WHEEL IS NOT A SANDWICH".

[sosemarketing]

Funny, clever, entertaining. What good advertising should be.

[xcorehendis11]

@sosemarketing FUCK no, this commercial is horrible, they ruined what used to be a classic song, I will NEVER buy a VW now, all because of this commercial, they have lost a customer for life.

[cranemaster844]

He says "I told you it wasn't provolone" like he is telling her that her lyrics were wrong. And you can hear him singing the correct lyrics...in conclusion: FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING COMMERCIAL, THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[naboba]

to all the women that have the same attitude as the bitch at the end of the commercial , fuck you!

and if your a man that has a women that controls you like that , man.. do i feel sorry for you.

that fucking bitch is ugly as fuck with one shitty attitude..

[Ashley32835]

@naboba lol she says it wrong he says it right then she repeats what he says then she whispers ohh thats what it said he says "i told u it wasn't provolone :D" SHE NEver was correcting him but he correcting her..

[democat73]

is that tori from mythbusters in the begining

[teentitansfan55]

at 0:11 ish, i swear to god that is my 8th grade history teacher, Mr. Coogan!!! :o I wish he would tell us weither it was him or not, he wont tell us

[opp67]

Burning down the streets wearing herringbone

[Feisty9603]

Omg love that song! Can anyone tell me the name of the real song?

[justcheer19]

@Garrettdacarrot its a joke dude. You're the one that's stupid if you think this is serious. They're paid actors to sing it wrong

[bigdrob54]

Love this commercial... especially the REDHEAD!

Maybe I'll look for her at the V DUB dealership.

[naboba]

@bigdrob54 I bet you like to be controlled by your girl like that... sad ..

[Garrettdacarrot]

the closest one to the real one is the first guy "telephone" but the other ones are ridiculous. really? "cheap cologne" "motorhome" "provologne" if your that stupid how do you get ona commercial. smd