Freeman's Mind: Episode 0 (Half-Life Machinima)

[GoatvilleFarms]

I'm rewatching the whole series

[battelfieldburns]

there should be an easter egg or cheat code in half life where gordan can have Ross's voice. thumbs up if you agree

[mec592]

"yeah, whatever tubby" xD

[masivemurdar]

5:07 I couldnt stop laughing XD

[LoneAshinator]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

[LucasWitt15]

2:33 best part

[SuperToasterCat]

"PLIZ PUHROCEAD TO ZE NECKSHT ARIAR."

That made me laugh so hard.

[Azatronification]

what game is that???

[nachoconqueso40]

@Azatronification you're just kidding, right?

[TheSandyNub]

@Azatronification Dirt 3

[TerranWTF]

@Azatronification Mw3

[antoly700]

@Azatronification half life 1 source

[EdwardJamesCastSly]

@Azatronification Half-Life: Source. You can find it on Steam for 5 dollars =D

[fight2IDIE]

hey!, just to let you guys know, the playlist goes the wrong way LOL

[TheWiihardcoregamer]

5:48

Ross Scott imitates Mario.

[ericgmortensen]

you should you have him do the gun part of training.

[623callum]

just ordered this game along with opposing force and counter strike :D so excited to get it :D

[worker601]

00:01



[soratots]

00:1 To skip ad

[thepainofirony]

You really are amazing.

[hughcri]

6:50 anyone else notice the blood

[XenoSpyro]

@hughcri always been there

[BloodWraith777]

Episode 0? Cool! I've never seen it before until now.

I really like how you did the hazard course.

[UTFxMarcus]

You sound like the guy from taco man :P



[luedog4life]

ass slapage...........

[shinzomoon]

Jump and duck at the same time... that's what made me turn out ....like this..

[DailyJustingonzales]

he wants to fuck that HOLOGRAPH

[UNKNOWNGallery]

So epic. Ross Scott has made one of the best series on Youtube!

I've started a Mind Series of my own, if you wanna see an Amateur Mind Series, check out my channel. If not, that's fine.

[tikizip]

oooh episode 0..... the forbidden episode

[ashurathesadxhacker]

*to wipe your ass...*

[commanderfox315]

Who else go the fake obama commercial? XD

[BlueNyuu]

"To wipe your ass, first orienate your ass behind yourself and move it forward. Or backward."

[FierceWeegeity9000]

:D EPIC SERIES



[AntonPrivalov1]

Ross Scott , Vash , Jovian ..... why do i need a comedy channel when i have THEM on youtube.... why do i even need a TV?

[WaffleZerpio]

Starting again the whole series.... I never can hold my laugh, these videos NEVER die. Ross Scott For The Win!

[Danimalx3]

@WaffleZerpio true... true...

[FlamerK6]

rabbit style! that cracked me up

[ThePrayingMantis08]

Subtitles?

[Dallasgeri1]

Yah I saw the Batties as well

[jdwhfw]

Oh wabbit style! but only a training course master can perform that! (Ninja voice)

[psycosanches589]

hooray i was able to restart it before 2012

[Harzzaa]

Freeman's mind episode 40 and 0.5 would be a great start for the year 2012.

[azzford98]

I Remember This game it scared the shit out of me when i was little!

[psycosanches589]

yet another restart

[thepyrateguy]

@OsamaBinLooney 3rd time

[OsamaBinLooney]

4th time though...

anyone else?

[MrSlayer543]

@OsamaBinLooney 2nd...

[RandomZace]

Ass Slappage

[RandomZace]

why does episode 0 come after episode 34 why wasnt it before episode 1

[psycosanches589]

restarting once again for the 10th time :D

[psycosanches589]

just finished it already restarting it again

[alexguy96]

i have a copy of half life i dont remember this in the game...... is this in half life source or is it a mod?

[luigi4728]

@alexguy96 its in the normal half life

[mspeter97]

@alexguy96 source

it gets a training stage

[thethreeamazingmen]

@alexguy96 it was in the first copy that came out before steam was even invented! way back in the day :P haha

[oblivion234brown]

@alexguy96 there's a tutorial, you probably didn't play it because it isn't required to start the story line

[wei495]

There's blood on the target.

[cancanwench]

I got the game via Steam from a friend for my b'day, but for the life of me I CAN'T NAVIGATE FREEMAN'S VISION!!!! Using the mouse/touchpad + keyboard is a little much. No one has four hands!

[ThunderCavalier]

Black Mesa tutorial programs:

Assuming you don't have a brain since 1998.

[Ep1cFr33man123]

ass....slapage

[jakesnake237]

during the training course where, you have to get the others to follow you, i: had the officer open the door, got them all in a group, killed them, then took their guns, and ran like hell from the turrets, and when i started the game, i had the glock crosshair in the center of my screen and it didn't go away, so, now i have a crosshair for my crowbar and for everything that didn't have one, explosives, sight, etc

[Trybut3]

did the camera just went inside that vending machine???

[psycosanches589]

so anyone else gonna restart the series from here instead of episode 1

[maidenphann]

@psycosanches589 im restartin' the series from here as well. i started from episode one and watched through til episode eleven last year in october or somewhere around there. excited to rewatch it and finish it :)

[THINKxCABOOSE]

I never knew this was up until just now haha

[machiner6]

whoa whoa whoa, hold up at 0:08! Why is the G-man there?

[countsnipula]

@machiner6 gman stalks gordon throughout the game if you noticed......

[KurtKokaine1]

I'm confused. I'm trying to watch these all in order, but apparently Ep. 0 was uploaded quite a few years after Ep. 1. Is this a re-upload or something?

[supermancyWON]

@KurtKokaine1 no its just that i think ross scott made this 1 from the whole idea of barneys mind epsiode i don't know where he has a flah back of him doing the traning course so he wanted to do part of the traing course but he wanted to do it as like a epilouge or something so it became Episode 0

[Tahlorn]

@KurtKokaine1 Was done as a prequel of sorts, just as fun as it is a part of the game that he skipped.

[wei495]

@KurtKokaine1 Well they just thought of this one. It wasn't a part of the storyline since this is the tutorial in the game.

[myuutsuuCMCE]

48 people dislike it… they don't speak english I'm afraid… or died before selecting "New Game" … How can you dislike something this amusing?

And… why are so sexy related videos? Anyway, going to look them when it finish…

[peerse1]

the professors are Kleiner and that Vance guy

[MetroGamerX]

@peerse1 Eli?

[McBignLargeBJ64]

"walk directly into the ladder, look up, and continue moving forward. if you want to come back down, just move backward."

"...to wipe your ass"

lmao

[giant648]

now we wait for 0.5 =D

[TheKuroiKaze]

lmao the gimp closet.....

[Rizzy55]

To wipe your ass.. orient your hand behind yourself, and move it foward.. or backward..

[bakikatana]

I think that's ray romano :D

chuck norris doesn't love raymond :)

[Superawesomevids549]

well it is programed for the gifted in a way (like mentally challenged) 4:44

[55ofmewhateverVEVO]

i bet every time Ross Scott takes a shit he remembers "To Wipe Your Ass..."

[Ayomide345]

"No one is going to check this..."

Don't worry, there were only about 330,000 people watching.

[ydarbh]

I have a dog named Freeman :>

[liseyatthedisco]

"I guess I failed the lemming portion of the course."

[NICKREAPER316]

Man, he didn't even finish the training course. I wanted to hear his reaction to the targeting range.

"What the fuck!? Why do we need to know how to fire MP5s? We're scientists! That's what the security should know. Did the tests get switched? It wouldn't surprise me. The guards in a classroom doing paperwork. I bet everyone before me could barely hold the gun. Bet the recoil was so strong they fell back and got knocked out. Why is it that I seem to be the only scientist that's in good shape?"

[Rocketpojet]

@NICKREAPER316

He didn't finish it because in one of the episodes he says he has never fired a gun before.

[NICKREAPER316]

@Rocketpojet It's still a missed opportunity.

[XIMRSHOWBOAT]

@NICKREAPER316 i think hee could have gone to it and stopped there before shooting the gun at least

[KurtKokaine1]

@XIMRSHOWBOAT Of course that would be funny, but the joke here obviously is that who in their right mind would jump down from such a height. So to keep in the frame of mind of the character, the vid had to end where it did. I think this whole thing is pure damn genius.

[shuiyuki]

@NICKREAPER316 It breaks continuity. Therefore it dismantles the quality of the content he is producing. It's good he didn't. Yes missed opportunity, but do you want continuity errors or dakka? I know you want dakka but it's not good for his content production.

[NICKREAPER316]

@shuiyuki Continuity isn't as important for comedy, especially in this kind of show. I mean if it were Civil Protection then maybe, but if you think continuity is worth giving up a hilarious reaction then you must be the devil himself.

[armeelane]

@NICKREAPER316 i agree, would have wanted to see this too, but if you think of it, it makes sense to cut training here: this episode was released after 30 or so episodes and in episode 6, Freeman never had hold the gun before, wich wouldnt make sense with this episode including gun range.

[NICKREAPER316]

@armeelane Pff, continuity is for albino buffalo-people.

[armeelane]

@NICKREAPER316 lol, umad?

[LordCrade]

@armeelane He was giving an example, in case you couldn't tell.

[BATMACE555]

@NICKREAPER316 If he was trained with a gun, he couldn't have that Die Hard joke in episode 5, and all of the other gun jokes after that because he would be too familiar with guns, having been trained with them.

[NICKREAPER316]

@BATMACE555 You're not the first person to say that, and all the gun jokes he's made aren't as funny as the one I wrote there.

[BATMACE555]

@NICKREAPER316 Oh, so you think you can write better than him? Well, maybe, but that still doesn't give you the right to say your work is better than someone else's. And I, on the other hand, enjoy his"noob at guns" jokes. It's like if I, no military training, never fired a gun, never killed a man, were to pick up a gun, and start shooting aliens.

[DLxxEpic]

@NICKREAPER316 Although what you have written does sound like something he would say and i actually laughed, I prefer that his first encounter with a gun be during the adventure, it makes the watch funnier as he gets used to the weapons as he finds them.

[Abroadhawk]

@NICKREAPER316 I know what you mean, but Ross Scott is trying to make it realistic. I mean, if you saw a target splattered with blood on the ground and a computer tells you to jump, would you? Ross Scott wants to make Gordon Freeman neurotic, not insane.

[mcjack11]

I like how there's blood surrounding the target at the end...

[jmbtake6]

I could never figure out how to do that fucking long jump thing in the game. I had to exit the tutorial and no-clip through Xen

[ElectroTerapin]

ass slappage

[kill3rbight]

i want more epesodes

[arbitor66]

first like.

[Jogita6]

@MankyGrape I hate you...

[OverseerThe]

Ross scott is a genius

[PabloGener]

"Nice work"... "I know!"

hahaha

[HenryRobertz]

he sounds like Ray Romano only more naggy

[theblackwidower]

He failed the lemming portion of the test? Damn it, I wanted to see the rest! He should have jumped onto the box nearby.

[petigle]

PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEXT AREA.

[bv90andy]

LoLed hard at the ass joke

[TheAngrybird1000]

HAHAHAHA @ 2:37 pweez pwoseed to the next awea!

[luigi4728]

aww he never made it to the shooting grounds

[TheGuardDuck]

Hilarious... I am only surprised he didn't make a bunch of comments at the hologram... Not disappointed, just surprised :)

[tnino1994]

HellOOOOoooooh wait...you're not real

:(

[sisqokidd808]

lol at 0:42

[zacissupermanx2]

Lol half life 1 for me wasnt this dumb about it

[MankyGrape]

LMFAO, I love how he turned the flashlight on too see the black guy XD

[urbanninja388]

i love how they give freeman a object to super jump but he never actually uses something like that in the actual game

[RedBigButton]

@urbanninja388 Have you finnished the game? It's given to you right before Xen. :3

[urbanninja388]

@RedBigButton oh yeah youre right i couldnt remember, but its not good use, u only use for a short part of the game

[Jogita6]

Announcer: "Please precede to the next area"

Freeman: "Pwease Pwecede to da next awea! I bet you've never done a hurdle in your life fat boy!"

Never laughed so hard!!!

[MegaJohn129]

i got this game and i am all the way to the green monster and fan that blows u into wood weeeeeeeeeeeeee! p.s. half life i downloaded it on a differnt website it is cool

[MegaJohn129]

i got this game and i am all the way to the green monster and fan that blows u into wood weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[burstfyre20]

Hey we should play HL2

[buuski]

"Commands", huh.

[031000ron1]

I don't remember the long jump room in half life. I played it a couple of months ago.

[earlehank]

Why are you starting at the begining now ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)!!! Are we restarting the episodes?

[gokharol]

OH HELLOOO! ops it's not real XD

[Theevilonemwhaha]

Actually, he laughed at the lemming test then, but just think about what happened in the future. It was a good test.

[SuperTetrismaster]

How does he teach us how to wipe our ass with a streight face?

[sbk180tr]

man you are fuckin' hilarious i didn't laugh that much since 5 years

[ShirosakiX]

@prkr5885 the first one

[prkr5885]

@ShirosakiX I think its half life decay..?

[TheFabioEiji]

Ass slapage?

[surfer605]

LOL this is so friggen funny!

[DeathBlazeProduction]

Ross, You need to create a Let's Play Minecraft Series

[prkr5885]

what game is this? I know its half life but which one

[TorrenceEightTwo]

@prkr5885 training course. Half Life 1. Somewhat obvious?

[AFriskyHobo]

i lost it at the bit where he says please proceed to the next area xD

[Animal00Kaiser]

Err... thi9s ep and ep 1 don't join well.... no idea where's the link between the two ep

[Joebro1027]

This explains why boys are better than girls. 1:girls make everything easy(I mean wat the heck,jumping pipes).  2:boys are more athletically trained(because boys CAN jump pipes and girls cant,so girls make holographs of themselves and make boys do it for entertainment)

[krishewittisawsome]

@Joebro1027 nien

[TehNerdQueen]

@Joebro1027 Uh...what? xD

[Theevilonemwhaha]

@Joebro1027 Shut up.

[4Skyline05]

Jackasses hahah

[cybermelk]

the rabbit style. fuck i lost it there

[xXtheDmanXx]

ASS SLAPAGE. I've been saying that for 5 days now.

[MattsAComing]

Asss slappage xD

[henrywinber]

whoa...gimp closet. creeeeepy.

[grantorndorff]

How on earth did you do the long jump module on your first try?

[MrsFallOutBoyFan93]

I think it should never end! ^^

[Wellingtomlol55]

I Think this series will never end --'

[DarkusRelling]

Gina Cross, the woman who was in the training recording.

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

Please proceed to the next area

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

What the hell, youtube doesn't load ANY video for me! At least not past 1 minute! WTF???

[VannahWilson]

This is fucking hilarious!

I must say though, pllaying this would have helped me with the ladders in Half-Life 2… XD

Imagine if the tutorials were that blatant in Half-Life 2 and Portal? Good God… I think I'd kill myself. It's a good thing Valve learned subtlety or their games would suck right now.

[ThePlatoon4]

wow, my video was buffering for 24 seconds and got only 5 seconds of footage before it started buffering again

[potatoking43]

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[57Royston]

I just realised, he sounds like Ham from Toy Story. :D lol

[VannahWilson]

@57Royston Oh yeah, he kinda does! Only not family-friendly. :P

[jackoneill45]

I went to this episode with the playlist and thought I accidentally went back to the beginning :/

[brutaka359]

People wipe their ass by rubbing their hand up and down?

hmm I thought it was insert and twist...

I guess it is true, you really do learn something new every day.