My absence from YouTube.

[mrwasanisong]

Poor guy. Will someone let him stay with you for a few weeks?

[jaygee514]

What about Jack Bristow from "Alias"?

[MyFoodeater]

Wait if your house was burning down then why did you ask them what they were doing and stuff rather then trying to stop it from burning down?

[julikzhulik]

I am moved to tears ... If they brake your legs or some other parts of your, well, body I am sure that all your fans (me included) will start a donation fond to keep you gray and healthy. Kisses: schmock, schmock!

[rlcgreen13]

As Seen On:

man boobz

[audreybrass]

oh no graham, so sad,...........& yet.......... funny.........you are just pathos & bathos all steam-rollered together into one irresistible grey package,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,innit? Hope you get your life back up to its normal high octane exisistance real soon, we need you out here!

[party141994]

Anyone else notice his mouth disappear at the end?

[Dimaggio88]

Great, first my sister's friend's cousin's mom's college roommate's daughter, and now somegreybloke. Whose next?!! :(

[lamegliogioventu]

lol you cranke me up everytime

[ITapePrivateWow]

LOL



[scrappygirlie]

I'm sorry to hear your house burned down. Hope everyone's ok.

[ItzTheX]

No, your the homage. Best, most, smartest, fucking, joke, ever.

[louisproc]

is this true?

[rachaelmollyx]

I've missed you Graham!

[rogoff123]

You're breaking your contract again. We can't live without your videos. Now get back to work!

[FuckIt11292]

Your absence continues.

[TheRedHoodie]

Finish talking; disappear mouth.

[SpiralShard]

well indeed

[Babyprincess0897]

he said in german "ich kann nicht kotz-sprechen" that means something like "i can not puke-speak" lol

[dhirun4]

He's been busy spray painting walls. And building that bankrupt monopoly thing. What I'm implying here is that he is banksy.

[Multikillz151]

My initials are J.B: Jack Bruce :O i don't want to be Justin Bieber!

[spinemelter2000]

Graham never fails to fascinate me. His personality has more depth than anyone else I've met. I have to continue reminding myself that he's fictional. When he talks, I feel like I'm watching someone who made a video before they died. He's someone I'll never meet, and I have trouble accepting that. It's the self-centered child in me who wants to speak to that person at least one more time.

[NewBrazdolph]

I stumbled across your videos last night and just HAD to watch ALLLLL of them! You´re awesome! Please keep them coming!!! xo

[tricolorbob1987]

Come BaCk GrAham i NeEd YoU FoR FUck SaKE!

[Mantonization]

Oh shit Graham, you lost your house?

I'm sorry to hear that! Was anyone hurt? (Apart from you when all your stuff melted, I mean)

[PrivateJetson]

If they break your legs ill break their arms, seems fare enough.

[OneirosInVA]

Welcome back, dude!

[MrReally852]

Are you going to stop making vids :'(

[zyxwut321]

Yes, you ARE contractually obliged for my entertainment for the rest of my life. Now GET BACK TO WORK AND QUIT YER BELLYACHING!!!

[ResumeBearNetwork]

Have a Super Sunday,

[44sd44]

youre from london? i wouldntve guessed that.but i hope you noticed that you have no neck.sawr,sauer,sower it?

[lygophile]

John Belushi, Jack Black, Jackie Brown...

[adig54]

"We`re having a riot, INNIT" LOOOOL

[adig54]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this guy cracks me up, even without saying anything

[fbridge]

If I'm not mistaken that's a new jumper you're wearing. Have been opening your Christmas presents early?

[GimmieUtoob]

Thumbs up if you like the list of tags for this vid.

[Fudmottin]

I think I detected a bit of sarcasm in that comment about being contractually obligated to provide free entertainment for life. You do know that's real, right?

[frankconrad667]

J.B. ... the twin pillars... Joachim and Boaz.... there's your explanation for the initials J and B showing up everywhere. Well, it's MY explanation anyway. I'd like it to become the official NWO Freemasonic Conspiracy Theorist explanation. I would appreciate your support.

[DragonLordG]

There you have it. Evidence that Justin Beiber is Fictional.

[DREDD2001AD]

Graham Please Review My Band.

YOU ROCK

[msanniemc]

I think that Dane kid lives down my street. Although to be fair I think there's a clone of it in every street in the country

[msanniemc]

Do you even have legs, Grey Bloke? If you do I'm sorry they threatened to break them.

[demonstrationclass8]

marmite? wtf?!

[mcasual]

we're all severely elated to see you back

[dalika5]

well another classic as always, your house sucks and I hope it gets better.

[streamingmadly]

James Bond never got sued for paternity.

[martiallaw201]

@streamingmadly

Nah, I reckon that's happened loads of times considering how many chicks Bond has shagged. It's just covered up by MI6.

[NunSuperior]

Jack Black, he has rocking powers. Sorta.

[Jaywantsfame512]

No, your the Homage!

[svengalie]

@Jaywantsfame512 my the homage?

[tg1one]

I have the same Jumper Graham... :-) not sure if I should wear it again...

[ArgothPixie]

My best to your legs, mate. :/ Hope you get good use of them.

[thegadgetdude]

Yay you are back :D i like you.

[thekeyring]

You've bought a new camera? Nice depth-of-filed, Graham.

[Losingthelostone]

Justin Beiber is fictional?! No way? Awesome. Hugs.

[TheWolves81]

What does he use to animate?

[paulcmnt]

@TheWolves81 A computer.

[Rcrby525]

@TheWolves81 adobe flash

[izzienaylor]

love how your mouth just disappeared at the end haha

[DragonVindaloo]

OMG, John Barrowman is a spy!

[BigGNo1]

Were you insured?: )

[iamkickass1000]

Is this real, is he actually being hunted in real life ?? LoL

[PoemReader]

Fantastic, and I hope your legs are fine!

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Liar! You're just a lazy bum!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

[1empathy]

@ 0:56 Dane geld? isn't that the tax levied by ethelred to buy off danish vikings?

[seanmuse]

Think Colgate teeth whitening toothpaste.

[INTPTT]

@seanmuse /watch?v=GgscxzwGzcQ

[littleseanx]

haha, hope your fucking with us.

[DubbleRaynebow]

OMG. Woo, I am so glad you're uploading again. 

[MrJoinuptoday]

P.s: The ten people who disliked this video are the homage.

[MrJoinuptoday]

Dude! Welcome back! You have been missed.

[mathshop24]

Good to see you again.

[Speekerful]

I think what's good about your cartoon front is that these people will never break your legs, because they have no idea what you look like!

[FunkyMonkyeez]

This made my day

[MrBlooRay]

all the best!!

[Willwantstobeawesome]

loooooooooooooollll

[spookus75]

When your house burnt down, did your dressing gown also burn down? =[

[gavinlawlor93]

run out of marmite :L:L:L

[schroeder8911]

"Contractually obligated" LOL

[sooddthisman]

i have a coset you can crash in if need be...i hear closets can go for big bucks ,,ask any Australian

[PeadarBoc]

hahaha love it..welcome back!

[FrankBiggle]

This was absolutely brilliant

[TimKurata]

I quite literally had a knife to my throat and was about to top myself due to lack of video uploads from you! I'm so glad you're back! Also, most importantly, this is one of the funniest videos you've made, so I'll avoid the knives for a while longer yet!

[spiritfired]

OMG please tell me that's not what happened to your house!! But thankyou for the humour...Stay safe...

[smegskull]

So what happened to Dane? Young offenders institution?

[mickenoss]

Yay he's back - sorta =)

[geigy]

I also hope your house did not actually burn down. If it did, I have hundreds of bookmarks and really believe that I share your pain. BTW, you are welcome to stay at our house in Berkeley, California, should you find yourself in our part of the world. I don't know if you would be safer from the ninjas here, or if we are actually a hotbed of ninja-hood - I will get back to you on that one.

[nidodson]

SGB, I will send an army a few ninjas to protect you. You won't know they are there of course, because they are very skilled ninjas, but they will watch after you, even in the shower.

Once and a while you may receive less change back from the market than you expect, that is just them having you pay for their food. Don't worry though, they don't eat that much.

Best of all, when you are sharing a bed with a woman, they will guarantee she is pleased and think it is all you. They are that good.

[tomwyr]

In the US you'd face 53000 subscribers initiating class action for you having failed to honor your contractual obligation to regular entertainment..

Good to see you back finally.

[671rAsTaGuAmBoI4LyPh]

loving the bacon collar

[Ryvienna]

Your head looks like a diseased penis with ears.

[eyamseryath]

I'm confused. Aren't you Brittish? Can't you get rid of Dane Geld by sneaking into his house, riping open a hole in space-time, and letting a few Daleks fall through the wormhole?

[FesterWerks]

Such fun, thanks for taking the time.

[preetor1]

My initials are JB too, so... im so super spy, that even i have no clue to whom i work for. Or what i do in my lowPAY, lowCOST, lowLIFE and lowLITED workstation.

[ShockWaves97]

well...my house burnt down :L 

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

Well six people are keeping a close eye on you

[zowxon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Stop whining about petty bullshit and get back to work. You owe us more videos.

[FreerunPulse]

@zowxon Shut the fuck up dude, his house burnt down!! You have no soul.

[zowxon]

@FreerunPulse No, you have no brain. Go die in a fire, moron.

[MikauKahn]

Alright, joking aside, how much of this video was true? Main points needing clarification include:

*You'r house's combustion

*The leg bounty on you

*Justin Beiber's status as a super spy

[bunsinspace]

Marmite!  Tribute riot! Brilliant!!!

[alliefoz]

MARMITE!! lol

[billionaireboy1994]

I forgot about this guy

[Anjy24]

your excuses remind me of communitychannel.

[CanadienAtheist]

You would think that you could escape from the Bieber Bandwagon once in awhile, but no ....

[BoboLaTuque]

Brilliant, as usual, but... I hope your house didn't really burn down; that would be horrible! If it actually did, my condolences. Welcome back.

[ThomasMFilms]

@BoboLaTuque It didn't happen to him in real life. No.

[americas1stborn]

Hilarious, welcome back Graham!

[2ndviolin]

lol, I've always been suspicious of Bieber.

Suggestion: paint your face pink, your enemies will never recognise you.

[Coshmyster]

disappearing mouth at the end. magical.

[AKulianne]

Nice tags, bro.

[MCAlecks]

endless laughs!

[philproductions2210]

Another awesome storyline here - I hope you get settled back in your house soon!

Just make another video before the end of the year - innit!!

[acountmadein2009]

UMAD BRO

[TheDawnDead]

Sorry about your house ):

[bykozord]

I fucking love marmite !

[bavwill]

He's a fucking REPTILIAN people. You see the mouth at the end.

KILL THE REPTOID

[BigDH28]

I love your Tags! lol

[seyeruoynepotsuj]

Jessical Biel, Jason Bateman and erm the Jonas Brothers.

[magreggins]

The lesson we can draw from this: eat marmite, get house torched.

[splendid696]

You are obligated to put tags to your videos, so they could find you more easily.

[dolis80]

please somegreybloke could you include close captions to your videos if possible. we would very appreciate that

[tomyo669]

totally would prefer real animation instead of black and white comic

[theonefoster]

@tomyo669 No..

[mikes5637]

It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you...

[GodPatrol]

Amazing! The exact same thing happened to me! I mean the bit about not making a video for months. Not the house-burning or the leg-breaking threat.

[NightAire]

You have NO IDEA how disappointed I was when that website didn't actually load...

[Wingalaxi]

I hope that disaster was not serious and that you get settled comfortably soon. We look forward to seeing more of you in the nearish future. The Web is not complete without your stunnnigly creative in/output.

[jeniusjj]

Hilarious.

[MrQarsim]

More love for man kind

[AodhanChance]

Your awesome . If the story is real that sucks. If not. What a great video

[AznDemonLord]

Dude, I wish you the best. You're an awesome person for providing humor to us all at what seems now to be your expense. Stay safe bloke!

[Bracerjack]

I hope they would leave you alone.

I love your videos.

[practicalmagic9]

better than speaking german, taking a gun apart with your bare hands must come in handy....yeah

[TDKinTOKYO]

You so funny!

[Ashda8]

James Blunt

Jeremy Baxter

James Bailey

Are a few Spies I know of apparently

[mcp893]

:( poor you, if its all true

[boobtubious]

James Brown called and said you better run and hide!

[JamesThWilliams]

@boobtubious

Actually I think he screamed something illegible and then proceded to drop to one knee in exhaustion before being miraculously revived by a roady draping him in a cape.

[EB88]

Omg did your house really burn down? That's so sad :(

[harboringanomalies]

Did your home insurance cover homages?

[MikeOfKorea]

Come to Korea for a while. I have a futon in the living room, though give me a little warning so I can spray it with Fabreze.

[thaisepf]

ahahahahhahahahahaa JB!

[Mulky2000]

What! Are you serious? Oh don't tell me that really happened. Oh man, I feel for you I really do. I know what it's like, running out of Marmite.

[PlanetBongoSan]

call me an ambulance i just laughed my ass off

[JoJoDeathunter]

Ha-ha, I knew you'd slip up some time Graham, you can kiss your legs goodbye because the anti-feminazi squad is heading your way now!

[karlis1989]

Well we as subscribers we are sorry to inform you that due to your lack of video uploads we are afraid we have to fire you.

[Heatsauce70506]

Missed you!

[yeailikeu]

I really can't believe you, come on Graham tell us the truth...

Anyway this video's really fun, thanks...

;)

[0101010101010101ful]

lol..i missed this guy!

[Archangel3583]

Marmite!

[62netty]

So sorry to hear about your house and stuff.

But I'm glad to see you're back. I've always loved your particular kind of humor.

I hope we'll see more videos from you once you're fully back on track. But don't rush yourself, there's more important stuff going on for you now. Good luck!

[The64v]

That's so sad. I'm so sorry about your house.

[RuneSpyro007]

I Copy-Paste the tags in the YouTube browser and it gives me "Never Gonna Give You Up".

[UncommonAngel66]

Wishing you to get better than you lost and a grand future ahead. I experienced loss of my home in a 1997 fire so I can appreciate your circumstances, though as time passed the only people out to break my legs were my own children. Thus I'm also in hiding at an undisclosed location several states away from my home state. Cheers from a USA fan

[propanobend]

Get ya rat oot.

[diabl2master]

Omg, so glad you're back.

[BurningToiletBowl]

Your mouth.. it disappeared. Are you not real?

[654357]

bloody funny, instantly subscribed

Cheers, from Australia

[Vasudha8]

OMG Graham, I'm so sorry. There are times when I don't feel like making fun of things and this is one them. Except I will say that I've become addicted to Marmite. They took my huge jar away from me when I returned to the US this time. :( I'm going to wind them up next time and bring in an empty jar. (I only have carry-on.)

[novazee]

anti mockery division, lol

[holyhandgrenade999]

In response to the tags: Yeah, apparently.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

well put hang tough friend we all got your  back!!!

[clarkmajidi]

dam bookmarks

[SamSeven2013]

good luck.

[Fuzzy192006]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Foamy the Squirrel ?

[michalchik]

I have spent nearly 40 seconds looking for SGB over the last few months. I demand compensation for my time or I will break your arms and charge you for the additional time this takes.

[cmoz88]

I hope his legs are broken in the next video update.

[ManTheBush]

I really hope the whole house burning down thing is an excuse for not uploading videos for a while.

[JOETO7]

Nice jumper bro