The Battle Of Minas Varrock Part 3

[Iwebguru]

Was this recorded with a potato...

[BaxterXenon]

The Mouth of Sauron. More like Toilet of Sauron! Sauron probably pisses in that mouth. 9/10 dude

[paddymcgee1]

1:46 is best, oh no you didnt!!

[minotaur878]

Knights of the silver swan. ( I love dol amroth )

[Asparagoose]

I love me some Prince Imrahil.

[euan53]

funniest thing ever

[bloodyflame1]

lol!

[TheTalalm]

funny

lol

Not this bastard again!!

Mothafukkin elefants!!

[zero46t]

eat mithril bitch hahaha

[arugavin]

shitty

[donkeyfieldmouse]

Dude, its just the battle of pelennor fields.

[7miggie7]

anyone know of the video where gothmog dies???

please

[oly355]

it's in the extanded version of lord of the ring, not the theatrical one, if you know what i'am talking about

[wiggs333]

@7miggie7 Aragorn/Gimli kinda...cuts him apart..

[larrydoor]

buy the extended edition on ebay...i cant find the clip on youtube

[hamm3rbird]

its an extended scene im not sure but wen shield madden rohan got knocked of her horsy with pippin gothmog chased her then gimli comes and pwns him

[inty2525]

nice job

[viewer8D]

put the music that u had in 1st vid

[rocko0333]

rolf this is so funny

[Mike36295]

AMAZING vid! lmao!! =D

5/5

[skyttemaster]

yee

say me!

[k1n6k1n6]

heh , this is awesome , you should do another 1 =P

[oly355]

aaah come on a fourth one =) plz

[skyttemaster]

ints minasthirit not varrock

[Asparagoose]

...I know.

[Jordan1873]

@skyttemaster its not minasthirit either ...

[faladorarmy]

@skyttemaster its spose to be minas of varrock its to do with runescape u twat

[mamawinkelen]

lol same!

[LegosR1337]

PWNT! lol

[Favre4Eva4]

i bet you touch the hobbits at night. DON'T YOU!

and btw qwertman, the mouth of sauron ins't an orc nazgul, he's a corrupted man, actually came from gondor. i'm a lotr freak, so i know^^

[minotaur878]

@Favre4Eva4 Think you know. Test me. May the seven stars gift me on winning and may melkor fall at my victory.

[Favre4Eva4]

@minotaur878

here's an EASY one. who was king of Doriath during the reign of Turgon?

[minotaur878]

@Favre4Eva4 Elu Thingol

[minotaur878]

@Favre4Eva4 Here is a starter: what is the name of the place where mallorn trees came from. 

[Favre4Eva4]

@minotaur878 '

originally, from Tol Eressea. they may have grown in Valinor, and on top of that, mallorn seeds were given to the Men of Numenor and grew on the shores of the Bay of Eldanna. they were never cut down, even by the greatest shipaker, Tar-Aldarion.

next question for you: what happened to each of the Fellowship members, excluding Boromir, after the War of the Ring was ended?

[minotaur878]

@Favre4Eva4 Ok It depends what you mean. All of them survived to the fourth age and either left for valinor or died later on. Boromir died in the first age. Gandelf did not 'Die' even so when he became Gandelf the white Istar. Next question what broke the design of Elvish immortality.

[Favre4Eva4]

@minotaur878

when? in the very beginning, when elves first awoke, or in the time during the War of the Ring?

[peakchua]

I dont mean in the cool way, i mean in the i like to buy figurines and buy cpu games and talk about them the whole entire time now that is annoying. I mean not reverting to another subject. Runescape is also included in that list, never stop talking about it untill sei lo.

[Asparagoose]

Seriously. Please stop talking. You're making my head hurt.

[Destrillion]

lol, w00t xD

[Hrisskar]

"wtf... u dare cum btween a nazgul and his munchings?" LMAO.

[runescape5102]

Who is that ugly guy aragon cut off his head?

[hbbhbbhbb]

Mouth of sauron

Extended versions

[qwertman99]

the mouth of sauron hes like some kind of orc nazgul that talks to sauron and stuf

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

the guy who kills the d00d with the flail kind alooks like a freminnik with his sword shield and helmet...and all that shit.

[larrydoor]

asparagoose this vid wasnt half bad...it cracked me up

[gigantor64]

i don't care what anyone else says, these videos are funny,and runescape is a pretty good game.

[peakchua]

lotr games rue runescape sucks!!!!!! theirs this guy in my grade who thinks trucks planes and boats are cool and not fighting ones he also loves runescape???

[Asparagoose]

Uhhh... What? Sorry, am I supposed to be this guy in your grade... who thinks boats are cool? Uh, alright? Why not?

I might be missing something here, do forgive me if I don't understand your... terrible... terrible comment.

[FreonRose]

lmao likewise.

[peakchua]

and no

[freddakiko]

so you have a pacifist in your grade? how is that bad?

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

i do believe you're supposed to be wearing a helmet mate.

[SniperKitty101]

what in the hell? i think boats and planes are cool...they get us around. so does everyone who doesnt like runescape think they're stupid? i mean thats fine with me if you dont like transportation and all..

[08chazman08]

@peakchua some people like things that you may find boring.

well thats what they like dont judge

[Wiccanking1]

You truly are a fag, for making this video.

[Asparagoose]

Wow I didn't realise that making a video could determine my sexuality, but aight, if you say so. A fag I shall be if you say so good sir.

[CanisLupusSolitarius]

both in Runescape as in real life you are so disgusting.

[Asparagoose]

Yes, well, you're Lupus. House would kick your ass.

[yuub55]

its so fukin gay.. i mean who plays runescape. runescape is so fucking boring. WOW is tha best

[Asparagoose]

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh god, I forgot how funny WoWfags were to listen to. XDDDDDD You just made my day good sir.

[gristoferg]

Actually They both suck big time

[PureRockenEuzo]

ninjas (tick thumbs up)

[PureRockenEuzo]

pirates (tick thumbs up)

[PureRockenEuzo]

ninjas or pirates

[VilKataSS]

like it lol

[stevej71393]

Kill dat nubcake!

[Favre4Eva4]

lmao! you dare CUM between a nazgul and his moochings?!

[Favre4Eva4]

lmao!

"hey lads! i know what we should do! we should charge straight at them! that would surely hurt them!"

"legolas, did anyone ever tell you...you'rea dick"

[Favre4Eva4]

it's so hilarious!

[bunnyschoot5]

lol this is sooo funny :)

[DanDood11]

The first two vids remind me of Caste Wars but this one resembles all the experiances i've had at Clan wars =P

[slightlyinsane25]

the first part really sucked but the second bit with the mouth of sauron was funny

[cptnstylez]

fucking "lol" "wtf" etc - is everyone an Eastern European spammer? lol  wtf etc right back at u.

[yokubu123]

Rofl at the end bit xD

[clavex]

You people think this is GOOD? What the fuck is it supposed to mean?? Hell, i hate humanity...

[Asparagoose]

Well to be honest sir I think you might be OVER REACTING. It's just a video!! There's no reason to take it so seriously...

[Hooke000]

clavex has a mouldy vagina

[TheJawsOfOblivion]

"HOLY RAPTOR JESUS!" LOLOLOLOLOL

[Dudekahedron]

lol all awesome! but the first one was definitely the best the other two didn't see as genuine

[spamthewow]

dude..i think i laughed so hard i pissed my pants.LOL in your face.

[shred97]

so dumb

[t3hr4ng4]

fucking hilarious. i laughed my ass off.

[LJITLOML]

lmao legolas "now u mothafucka"

gimli "legolas...has anyone ever told you ur a dick?"

lol lol lol lol lol lol

[peterfunboy]

Hilarious- that rider of rohan who takes out elephant rider was using an aimbot ithink

[Kamahl777666]

LOL i really coodnt stop laughing the first tyme i saw this...the 2nd tyme i tried not to luagh but i ended up smiling like a fucking dork lol

[1234ilovemarinecore]

Not a fan of nubspeak/leetspeak but I found this quite funny.

And...

Sir Hacksalot is an awesome name.

[LJITLOML]

this is one the most hilarious things i've seen!!!

[jurdao14785]

AHAH Falarohan and Minas Varrock

[jokujunahi]

My main cud own u XP omg i cnat stop laughing =P

[delcas2005]

If regular elephants have huge poop imagine these guys...

[ainjeldahst]

insted of having the tittle "The Battle Of Minas Vorrock Part 3" you should put the tittle "Things What A Lozer Would Say Part 3". Sir. Dorksallot

[Asparagoose]

...I'm trying to work out whether this was an insult to me or not. What's a lozer for a start? Is it like a loser? Also, if this IS a stab at me, I'd like to point out the point of the videos is that they say stupid things, that's kiiiiind of the point of the video. Also, who's Sir Dorksallot? Is it your signature? Are you trying to call ME it? Where's Vorrock? Why do you say these confusing things to me? Just... what?

[ainjeldahst]

Nah if you had a name it will be something else.... sir. haxallot or mr. pawns... or whatever else you kids call yourself nowdays..

[ColonelMarksman]

nice man. Nie.

[junnepaolo]

is this related to runescape he sad he lost full dragon.. at the varrock a runescape town

[m5ttg3rr5rd]

dude nice one... you should say "wow i leveled up!" this is amazing though!

[itsthatkidchris]

wtf is this shit and it aint varrock u dunce its minis trith

where tf u get varrok from

[Asparagoose]

Yes, it's called a parody, you retard. If you bothered to read the description of the first video you'd realise it's supposed to be a cross-over between Lord of the Rings and a game called RuneScape.

[itsthatkidchris]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

good one bruv calling me the retard

when your the one who plays a nerdy little game called runescape

im pissing my self ahahahahaha

best joke i heard all the day

[Asparagoose]

Yeah, because nerds are retards... that makes sense?

And besides which; You're the one calling me "bruv". Sorry, but I fail to see how being a chav is being a non-retard. Aaaaaand also, I'm sure you are pissing yourself. The incontinence will do that.

[KnotsNerd]

Let me guess.. You play club penguin?

If that's the best "joke" you've ever heard, you REALLY need to get out there, boy.

Anyways, good video. Good a few gigglies, mostly because of my past Mapling. You see that a lot, especially at Forest of dead trees. ;)

[juke19raf]

hmm i just discovered this little video so the odds of anyone continuing the posts at this point is slow... but.... First off. Funny stuff Asparagoose. I'm a lotr fan but none the less this is good for a laugh.

Secondly, not to use isthatkidchris as an example.... but I love watching people like him. They get all worked up over the most simple things. And then try to correct their nonsense by "hahaha"ing and seemingly being the more mature person.  /hi5 kidchris. take debate class

[alizoo2010]

men this is the funniest clip i ever seen .. omg looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Mikaeldinho]

LOL prayer noob ROFL! laaaaaggg! hax! lol that's soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! i can't stop laughing LOOOOOOL

[vetteed]

lol awesome

[DanDood11]

W000000000000T

[farimir475]

LMFAO LMFAO!! LAGGGGGG LMFAO!!!

[DoomSprite236]

STCFjay2 why dont you get run over by a bus make the world a better place. dammit.

[glenarth]

w00t!

[TheDuke1993]

"we all know youre in love with merry, pippin" ahhahahahahahahah

[hubbabubbastinks]

nazgul:prayer noob lol it made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair

[bbunjaku]

aha your the best. And your funny and by the way make one when fruggo is in volcano fighting the "thing" you know the "my precious"!!! lol and the part were the demon goes " wtf i wasnt ready omfg i had full dragon in invent" lol :P

[oblivioninfo123]

hilarious!!!!! ×D *******best vid on utube

[STFCJay2]

biggest load of bollocks ive ever seen in my life this is pitiful, go kill yourself NOW

[Asparagoose]

How about no? I don't usually kill myself because retards over the internet tell me to. Sorry to disappoint.

[DoomSprite236]

bitch go die

[Tuckerx78]

ru gonna make one with the whole Black gate fight?

[SovietOfficer]

excellent

[Asparagoose]

You mean people who play RuneScape. Yes.

[ps2forever]

"slash" omfg im glad som1 shut the fuck up out of him :DDDDD lol dude funnies mutha fucking vid on utube

[calgar1978]

LOL!!!!!!! That shit was funny as hell.

[nzsheepie]

oh your fuckd now bitch...

dont come between the nazgul and his munchie's!!

[kiismeyeah]

nazgul:omg prayer noob

i luv it

[xDkyle12]

hahahahahaha lol the best 1 yet :))))

[Endorath22800]

Bien marrant ! Sale geek !

[xGU4RD14Nx]

lmao the mahud W00T

[pixiemorph]

LOL "Legolas has anyone ever told u your a dick"

[Ithryn9]

def n00b!

get a l1f3 n00b!

LOL LMAO I WATCH THIS 1 MILLION TIMES AND IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH XDXD

[skulliz]

AHAHAHHA PRAYER NOOBS!!

[Erech01]

zomg, gey, unfair:P lol, glad you pointed out that charging into a group of huge elephants isnt the best thing to do while on horseback:P the best part is where eomer looks at the guy, and the guy looks at him and already has a grudge with him:P

[SirAkatrana]

runescape goes well with lord of the rings 5/5 stars(=

[ponkothewretched]

hahaha lol, Nazgul: ``omg prayer noob``=P

[LickThePhone2]

lol! 'my main cud own u" Make part 4.

[LickThePhone2]

lmao. Wwhenever the elephants squish them "omg def noob"

[acmoocow]

LOL i speak for all of us "shut the fuck up"

[Sardron]

ROFL

[foothunter30]

lol at 1.54 - 2.04 like pvp

[LeetHax0rz]

That was hilarious! Lmao!

[KissesForJustin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA AWSOME! :D

[white7noise]

asp thats was fuckin halirious :D

[noutjeebest1]

oh man awsome cool vid and all that stuff man nice vid! im still laughing

[kwak1234]

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! awesome!!!!

[mortyrulez]

kill dat nubcake! lol very funny

[schaamlipje]

omg to funny hahahahah

[sotapoikasami]

Hahaaa! xP " Eat Mithril fuckers! " "Missed,Lol " xD and

" I Think i speak for all of us when i say... Shut The Fuck Up! " xD

[Oscar797]

Omg you gonna kill me dude? I laughed so bad I almost shit myself x]

WitchKing when he dies: W8 I WASN'T REDDY!

OMFG I HAD FULL DRAG IN INVENT.

Hahahahahaha xD

[Asparagoose]

Haha, thanks! Glad you liked it :D

[Oscar797]

Love it! I can watch it over and over again xD

[tomyruler]

lmao, I love when he says:

"hey lads! I know what we shoud do! whe should march straight at them! that would surely hurt them!!!"

lol

[sstdog]

lol i bet you touch the hobbits at night , glad some one shot him the fuck up

[chaos00113]

That last part i didn't see that in the movie :S

[Asparagoose]

Yup. It was a deleted scene ^^

[0990zit]

come there a vid 4 plz say ????+.+

[Kishan37]

u play runescape dontt u

[Asparagoose]

Um.. yeah.

[braveheartfan10101]

nice video, but u hurt my head by talking 2 fast, and that music dident help xD

[Ithryn9]

asp that made me laugh my *** off

also, keep them aaidrscal cartoons coming!

[Malforian]

for teh glory of falarohan!11111

[allsoppy5]

lol that is sligghtly amusing! lol

[BKiggin]

for legolas pwning the elepant guys w/e us hould of done 99 range 0wnz u neeblet dark bow spec pwned?

[grunner2012]

Asp!! i have been a huge fan of ur adventures since like a half year ago!! i loved these lord of the ring thingies, but please make a new adventure... i would <3 to find out what comes next!! ur killing me!!

[vgy71]

asp you going to make another one of your adventures. or have you given up on em?

[Malforian]

dude aragorn looks familiar to something else at the gate

[lorecolten]

well that worked out well

[KaiGamer]

That is one big muthafukin elephant.

Hey Lads! I know what we should do! we should charge straight at them! That would surely hurt them! <- LOL! That cracks me up XD

[overlord1987]

Well you kinda fucked up the best movie ever made. But i like it xDD Its funny.

But the part at the gates isent from the original movie is it ?

[Asparagoose]

No, they cut it out. Search "Lord of the Rings - Mouth Of Sauron" and you can watch it with real audio >_>

[overlord1987]

Thanx m8

cool scene indeed, to bad they cut it out on the DVD

[lehmannfan101]

asp r u making another ice drago and asparagoose vid?

[Andy338pwns]

OMFG DEF NUB

[KaiGamer]

Lol, it's the best. Can't wait for part 4.

[fisharekool]

It said on the "about this video" part that this is the final part lol

[KaiGamer]

darn..

[Supanuma22]

sorry there is no part 4

[KaiGamer]

I already found that out..

[runescapefover400]

nice

[EvilZeno]

AWESOME!!!

[Elyk407]

I don't think merry and pipin are gay, they're just friends, now frodo and sam are total homos!

[blackdogs200]

He wasn't in the 2nd one to much though

[spongerock5]

Finally Legolas appears!

[Asparagoose]

He was in the second one too!

[ChaosNinjat]

HAHA! Bloody Ace! Awesome, Asp :D!