In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
Yeah how ironic. Must be ok to molest children if your in an influential enough club. Today Tonight did the Queensland angry mob story, then the world youth day story. I didn't notice their hypocrisy this time, they must be getting better.
Its also great to know that the News are still covering the big stories, like what celebrities are naming their kids.
I proclaim that all religions treat women like animals, which is why they only molest little boys. Men can defend themselves, and have either grown up too much to no longer believe in a spooky supreme being, or are part of the molestation ring.
All atheists excluded, of course.
I can't remember who said it but, "Growing up I always thought there was something wrong with me. I had a Catholic upbringing, and I was the only boy in the school who was never touched by a priest!"
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In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
OMGTWILIGHTRULES 7 months ago
wow old comments
lilraskaln1 1 year ago
austrailia?...FUCK YEAH
bottomheads 2 years ago
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ru a good kisser
1 hold ur breath
2 go on to another video
3 add this comment but still holding you r breath
4 did you make it if you did then ur a good kisse
Voldemortsnipple4eva 2 years ago
I would do anything to have a beer with the YAK :) except convert to christianity... that shits for fuck holes and drop kicks.
tumbipanther 2 years ago
Yak,
You're a bloody champ mate. I think you are the best representation of a true Aussie on Youtube.
sallysitwell 3 years ago 6
i totally agree!!!
aussie006 3 years ago
just to let you know, not all Austrailans talk like that. its just aussie accent.
joshylord 3 years ago
i agree fully
DarkHUNShadow 3 years ago
makes me want to help people, that was funny!! you should do something about global warming or cooling-
samo818x510 3 years ago
Well Done! Cool Yak!
RobsStudio 3 years ago
I use divine intervention Dave...
Yakovich 3 years ago
LOL!
Great stuff Yak, loving the moose/reindeer character!
5 Stars! keep up the great work mate.
ashlah 3 years ago
um i think its a yak
GeorgeandMerdolf 3 years ago
I think it is too
Yakovich 3 years ago
man you are grate! lol you point out all this importent shit that alot miss.
"I'm learning alot about religion today and I'm hardley creeped out at all."
loved it!
bazz013 3 years ago
I wish people would point out what I miss
Yakovich 3 years ago
mate,
keep em comming, a weekly yak report on the comedy channel may come your way, you funny bastard. beers goose
ozgoose 3 years ago
Only in religion can a dead guy be considered an inspiration.
askegg 3 years ago
Religion and channel 10 (Bert Newton)
Yakovich 3 years ago
always entertaining Yak....
GroovyStretch 3 years ago
I loved this, man! So funny! You've talent!
ookythespooky 3 years ago
Yeah how ironic. Must be ok to molest children if your in an influential enough club. Today Tonight did the Queensland angry mob story, then the world youth day story. I didn't notice their hypocrisy this time, they must be getting better.
Its also great to know that the News are still covering the big stories, like what celebrities are naming their kids.
b0b0maj0 3 years ago
God works in mysterious ways b0b0maj0
Yakovich 3 years ago
Fabulous commentary. Thanks for the laugh! :o)
princessdana99 3 years ago
LMAO, hilarious...ummm...I mean wonderfully brilliant serious newscast.
Minniver 3 years ago
All my stuff is serious Minniver! Why do people think it's funny!?
Yakovich 3 years ago
might have something to do with the horns...
Minniver 3 years ago
Superb! Very funny! Cheers!
EdMuirton 3 years ago
"I'm learning alot about religion today and I'm hardley creeped out at all." LOL XD
KameWaOni 3 years ago
Why is it always little boys?
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
I don't think it is... They don't want to get done for discrimination.
Yakovich 3 years ago
Teeheehee.
I proclaim that all religions treat women like animals, which is why they only molest little boys. Men can defend themselves, and have either grown up too much to no longer believe in a spooky supreme being, or are part of the molestation ring.
All atheists excluded, of course.
I can't remember who said it but, "Growing up I always thought there was something wrong with me. I had a Catholic upbringing, and I was the only boy in the school who was never touched by a priest!"
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
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go fuck ya self
roschow 2 years ago
"Ya" a genius.
UncleKennybobs 2 years ago 2
haha!
I was going to make a joke...But I don't need too- Sunday Rose Kidman Urban- How fucking funny is that?
Brilliant!
ninaiswow 3 years ago
But it is funny 'Ninaiswow'... How much is that kid going to cop at school. (Unless they send her to Sunday School)
Yakovich 3 years ago
We had a Sunday Roast this week, it was yummy, unlike the pope, who had to make do with a blow up boy doll. Lol!
Rowdyeh 3 years ago
The blow up doll is tricky to carve "Rowdyeh"
Yakovich 3 years ago
Hmm, is the doll carved out of soap or out of left over candle wax?
Rowdyeh 3 years ago
keep em coming yak
aussiefirestorm 3 years ago 2
awesome!
Dfeneck 3 years ago
yak is my hero now ;P
vivaladil 3 years ago
funny guy
kennybhoy93 3 years ago
You are a genius!
Loadie 3 years ago
You are very observant "Loadie"
Yakovich 3 years ago
Canberra is full of observant people, no?
Loadie 3 years ago
Except on the road...
Yakovich 3 years ago
You must live near the McDonald's in Dickson to be able to observe that. lol
Loadie 3 years ago
Or have your car pinched from the carpark near woolies.
sausagerollnah 3 years ago
Just your car?
Loadie 3 years ago
Excellent as always :)
Cronoswraith 3 years ago
nice!
hookman2005 3 years ago
I loved it!
Kingzogre 3 years ago
FAKE!!!
just kiddin izGood
yuriythebest 3 years ago