SMBC Theater - Season 1 DVD (FULL VERSION)

[MadMudflap]

The origin of suffering is desire.

To love is to desire.

[krispyKRAKEN]

only hour long youtube video ive ever watched all the way through, awesome.

[signious]

Ive watched this through probably 4 times now and I just noticed satan in the background of the credits nailing the donkey

[TatersMcGee666]

5:13 I tried my hardest, but the mother's milk got me..

[jandjorgensen]

Get the top comment

Touch him on the penis

[InfinitySquared]

I was watching this, and had to go out to the store in the middle of a Chicago snowstorm just to get me some Funyuns. I BLAME YOU, SMBC THEATER.

[NotWellKnown]

That was about an hour of concentrated funny.

[Shaidyn]

Well, my next 74 minutes just got booked. /popcorn

[MenachemSchmuel]

Two minutes of Satan humping a horse for the credits.

This is why I love SMBC.

[fluffyxsama]

Why is SMBC theater so much funnier than SMBC?

Also, Zach lives in texas?

[AmbiguousMonk]

GREAT JOB! I love SMBC AND SMBC Theater! What's the name of the track that plays during the credits?

[robinvik1]

14 people slept through the whole thing LIKE A DICK!

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Wait... at the end credits... is that a guy fucking a horse?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

"Your incestuous murder child was Hitler, AND Stalin".

I want that cross-stitched on a pillow.

[Jessability]

I want some Funyons now!

[genericaction]

the guy at the end has some real stamina...

[anguskahn22]

Best pickup line ever.

[gurkenhamster]

stalin and hitler were alive at the same time... but everything else is jus marvelous :)

[TimThomason]

@gurkenhamster I guess he kept using that time machine.

[theonlyguyontheleft]

@gurkenhamster Weren't you listening? He cloned himself. XD

[asugar]

I fucking bought the goddamn DVD.

Fuck. What the fuck, it is like punishing me for caring.

Shouldn't I get more than the meager difference?

[ferki1234567]

@asugar To think of it as punishing you for caring is to live life with your head jammed up your own ass. Quit crying, kid.

[psdddt]

@XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX  U GARGLE ON MY NUTS

[XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX]

@psdddt AHHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!!

[psdddt]

@XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX im laughing cos your such a bitch. ez

[XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX]

@psdddt why u so meme? let's go bakk to mie place an derp...

[psdddt]

@XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX smh. smfh. you lose. that is all.

[XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX]

@psdddt i will not miss you sir. it has been a good fight and i will not regret fucking you anally...

[XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX]

OH FUCK!

That lamp just shit out the world's largest smurf...

[trenchyninja]

Why isn't gateway drug or the two Keyboard kitty's in this?

[ramunesin]

I think I liked the censored version of the baseball skit better. The badly timed beeps just make it more hilarious

[ihatescrnname]

How are you not wealthier than the family guys ?

[JoesephKatana]

Is the genie modeled after the " I LIED " meme?

[ManuABG]

@JoesephKatana Other way 'round xD.

[Totema1]

@JoesephKatana The genie predates the meme by about a year.

[PikeNarus]

I like the remote's slight squeaking sound.

[Tyler8756]

Sally Jeffers totally looks like Emma Stone

[mrbookie3]

awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah

[docfyre]

Awesome. And it's free !

Will the DVD come with lube ?

Can't wait to see your space opera. With explosions !

[CodiExpoldie]

Hanging out my own couch watching this was the best thing ever.

[patroniton]

Watched it all. Very awesome!

[themidget428]

Just to point it out, in the background of the closing credits there's a guy humping a horse.

[therealhatman]

@themidget428 I think that's Satan being a dick.

[LunarEntity]

Man, from their only video being the staring contest, to a full length movie...

[helidanx]

35:25

Just wanted to point it out...and touch him on the penis.

[WordoftheElderGods]

@helidanx The Whistleblower.

[poogle55]

freakin awesome :D

[Kogerii]

Great season!

I'd love to see more of Alex Oliver b/c she's pretty and Jon Brence b/c of his facial expressions.

[chickenmunt]

I have noticed you have the same tv remote as I do. This is more important than all other things.

[scarr009]

Wasn't the Gateway Drug video one of your first? Why isn't it included here?

[s427]

Are there subtitles on the DVD? Love SMBC, but sometimes it's a bit difficult to understand it all, especially when English is not your first language.

[myhighpower]

whatch it with your boyfriend, touch him on the penis!

[thebloads]

please get rid of the irritating opening sound!!!

[BastardJack]

Great job guys! Look forward to the new series.

[KingDavid73]

Cool! I'll download it, burn it, and put it in the case w/ my copy of the SMBC DVD!

[TheMinxTail]

9 people who watched this video already got the DVD and felt a bit less unique, one can only assume.

[IamDrizzle]

@TheMinxTail I have the dvd, but I had them sign it at wondercon, so ;D

[Aresftfun]

wtf

[hemorex]

All I can say is .. thanks for putting this together!!

[TubeofDestiny]

haha, good to see Zach Jesus again :D

ps : that dvd has as a red-orange sunset at the end, so it is complex art, go buy it middle-class hero !

And in other news, bestiality !

[thebeardedjohn]

Is Zach a girl name?

[Arat1t1]

YES, YES! I mean, as long as it's over 18...

[MadeOfCATS]

I like how half the skits are censored, while rampant swearing goes on in the other half

[kilmindaro3]

well that was fun

[shivianbalaris]

I. Can't. Thank. You. Enough!

[barakvesh]

Ahh, back when Zach had long hair.

[AndrewJN]

The only thing that'd make this more awesome is that if it had the in box hyper link thing to each individual page so that when an awesome one comes on you can link people to that specific one. Otherwise, awesome.

[pierrepaladin]

@AndrewJN click on share > show options > start at ...

[AndrewJN]

@pierrepaladin Oh sonofabitch are you serious? It's that easy? I...kind of feel stupid now. But thanks though, man! I avoided Youtube for a long while and missed a lot of the updates.

[frother]

is that emma stone

[VannahWilson]

Not that this isn't awesome, but…you can get it for free through the website anyway. :S

[splugen]

I love you guys :)

[leondarkfire]

You guys make this free... .I paid 15 dollars the first time you released it in the pay what you want promo. But i still Whole hartedly support you releasing it here. I am a kick starter backer as well and cant wait for my autographed dvd!

[voxiphiliac]

"I'll only watch a few."

And now, here I am, about 45 minutes later...

[SabarStudios]

Tulsa's HOTTEST New Theatre!

youtube.com/watch?v=cLo9VTeS8Y­4

[RobertPatrician]

Absolutely hilarious! The who's on first parody had me laughing so hard it hurt.

[fiveminutefridays]

This was so great! I was literally crying with laughter!

[jburtson]

I just watched the whole thing, longest thing i've watched on youtube. Nice touch at the end with satan.

[maktokious]

Watch SMBC theater, touch him on the penis!

[WordoftheElderGods]

@maktokious The Funny Feeling.

[rmeddy1]

@maktokious Gold , we'll call it The Zach Weiner

[ViirinSoftworks]

Thanks SMBC! Always been a fan, and very happy to get the DVD for free. But... I am embarrassed to say I keep confusing "loneliness done extremely wrong" for "loneliness done right."

[flowerpuff]

You guys are brilliant! Keep it up!

[zcvl1991]

And that's how you force me to re-watch every single SMBC Theater. Cheers.

[CepheusStarhowl]

Best hour and 15 minutes of the day. I do not want that 1:14:21 back. You can have it.

Congratulations guys :) Well done.

[aRawBlondeAngel]

no way.....i love you guys! if i liked popcorn, i'd get some.

[wizardskunk]

Its ASSHOLE style!! XD lawl

[luxxaeternam]

biggest smbc theater is best smbc theater

[bkasdflkjh]

I thought you were going to be producing new stuff. I was thinking about donating money to you to make something new.

[johncar11]

@bkasdflkjh

They're providing a $10 DVD for free because people supported them. They are going to be making the best web series ever over the next year.

Appreciate this gift from them.

[bkasdflkjh]

@johncar11 oh: I thought they were just putting all their old videos into dvd form.



[seregruin]

1:12:36 wait - is that a guy humping a horse in the back? lmfao^^

[Usagibunnneh]

Just watched the whole thing while painting an octopus on a giant canvas. It was perfect.

[FurbyDoesVideos]

... Wait, seriously? You're hosting the DVD for us? On your channel?

You guys are officially more awesome than the word Awesome has words for. Seriously.

[immortalweapon]

Universal sigh at 38:45

[hatinahat34]

i cant belive i just washed that whollllll thing

[Numba1Glutton]

Soo, I noticed most of the best videos weren't there. Passive Aggressive Werewolf, Ad Hominem, Gender Negotiations... but ok

[bob52287]

...soo why did they censor everything but the who's on first skit?

[remeranAuthor]

I wish instead of the space opera, you guys did Alt F4Evar.

[ForbiddianSC]

The cast is amazing.

Guys: Funny.

Girls: Funny and hot.

Dream team.

[JimTrivial]

hey, the girl from the first skit is in a bunch of movies, conglaturations

[funymony]

HOLY SHI--- ARE YOU KIDDING!?

YOUR ENTIRE DVD FOR FREE!?

Jesus, you guys are AMAZING! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

[Sarkavonsy]

Spend an hour watching an SMBC Theater clip, then touch him on the penis.

Cmon, someone had to do it.

[AceRockola1986]

super like!!!!!!!!

[foilfencer1337]

Anyone notice the horse sex during the credits?

[WordoftheElderGods]

@foilfencer1337 The guy fucking the horse is Satan.

[AT777T]

@SyncrisisVideos But with commentary!

[SyncrisisVideos]

oh cool. it's all of the videos you've already released in one long clip.

[egasyarg]

AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH

[veitcall]

It's quite irritating seeing Zach wearing my favorite t-shirt between all the sketches.

[YingYo360]

I can't believe I just watched this whole thing. Man this is long.

[ratholin]

"Sit at home alone touch him on the penis." "Every night of my life!" ^5

[HouseFantastic]

And there goes an hour of my life that I wouldn't ever ask back for anything.

[Arcilios]

"Are you hiding your penis in that coffee!!"

"NUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[quinlaenar]

The best part about this? Who's On First uncensored!

[TranquilVision]

DVDs aren't 360p.

(I have to ruin everything.)

[SyncrisisVideos]

@TranquilVision 480p yeah? 720x480

[PiR8Rob]

Bone a horse in the credits, touch him on the penis.

[Mizzkyttie]

So... when am I going to be able to BUY this so that I can have it with me always?

[BradSk88]

40:10 Jesus I don't remember that being so funny.

[krispern]

Do you guys have any bloopers, or are these not as funny as the sketches?

[Hisharu]

@equalcharliebrown This DVD is already out there. It has nothing to do with the fundraiser. The fundraiser is to make a new web series in space with actual props and costumes and sets and a new camera etc. i.e. If you thought *these* sketches were impressive, you can only imagine what they'll do with the new budget!

[FernandoMontelbon]

@equalcharliebrown you're silly.

[aaronjanke]

Almost

[ShadeCrenshaw]

.......=O

I Came.

So Much.

[deshwitat357]

It was almost funnier with the bleeps.

[PureZOOKS]

At least in 2010 My Little Pony becomes awesome.

[shuttledik]

Congratz Folks! Now go kick spacebutt

[LadyMWZip]

OH MAN! FREE HUMOR! You guys are the BEST! :D

[versesca2369]

Skit at 32:00 - Jeffster shirt! Fuck yeah :D

[orberkovich2]

NCR flag in batman scatch! never noticed it untill now!

[gieterrr]

I... I've watched it all...

[Jaydoggy531]

The fact that you have the whole thing here, for free, shows a level of integrity that so few people have these days. Congrats on your success. I'll be getting this DVD.

[ZombieOwen23]

SMBC GOES TO HELL

[Criddian]

is a dude screwing a horse in the credits? xD

[Mizzkyttie]

@Criddian Holy... crap. I didn't see that...

LOL!

[D364000]

@Criddian No its Satan fucking a donkey...jeez

[fabiobit]

@Criddian he`s clearly banging a poney, you idiot.

[verasq]

@Criddian It's the Devil from the Baby Jesus University sketch.

[Remelox]

@Criddian I've never heard it called the credits before, but yes.

I liked seeing all the videos I had missed before and the little comments in between. But sitting through some of the familiar stuff was a pain the the credits.

[Syupweque2]

@Criddian That's the devil.

[IamBotel]

what was the name of track you used for the credits?

[motorez1]

I watched the whole thinG! thumb up if you did too!

[SailorTaurus]

Watch SMBC with your friend.

Touch him on the THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

[thedarkdomino]

Who are you gonna picture when I start crying?

.... A female me....

Hahahahaha

[CommS007]

100% spock on spock (>O_o)

Money fight within 2 weeks~!

People do anything for moneys =D

RECYCLE~!

Myth~!

LAD~!

Captain planet is just colourful~

Buzzzz~

[GameFreakDude]

god damnit i wanted to get things done today

[Patacorow]

Release DVD for free...

Touch him on the- fuck this.

[ehayes3791]

@Patacorow FINISH IT!

[i0npath]

SUPERPALS FOREVER!

[killerpills]

Great job guys way to blend it all together you did great.

[MalHaVoC13]

awesome!!!



[JagannathMxO]

I love you Zach and people who aren't Zach but are associated

[GarothThorp]

There's like, a horse being fucked in the background of the credits

[JimmyFuzz]

that was awesome.

[ff7masta]

Is there any extended commentary? That would sway me to purchase it and all future works.

[ff7masta]

This was great!

[Pretzil43]

20:50

James Touches Zach on the PENIS

[sonsofloki40k]

that was fun



[JohhnyMayhem]

This was so beautiful :')

[arr2036]

Chlamydia sex is best sex! @31:14 :)

[439613]

I watched the whole thing. I have no regrets.

[mmagill88]

@agnosticcube aka a DVD

[DarkEyedBlues]

Watch season one of SMBC Theater,

Touch him on the penis.

[evoker101]

why can i not like this more than once?

[FuutennoSenshi]

I feel blessed by this humor impregnation!