Wanna know which quotations of Prophet Muhammad have unfailingly made me laugh. I love some very funny ahadith where Muhammad tells his contemporary Muslims what to do. Read the ahadith below, namely:-
Qaid al-Qadir (v.1, p.381): "Go bite on your mother's clitoris!"
Zad al-Mi'ad (v.3, p305): "Go bite on your dad's penis!"
Now isn't that very funny? I dish out more of funnier ahadith than that, any to make you laugh. Isn't Muhammad a very funny man? Hee hee hee hee hee
Lady, you are heavily brainwashed by Islam. Oh how I pity you.
You should know that Prophet Muhammad was a pederast, bisexual rapist, paedophile, cross-dresser, slave trader, looter, mass murderer, etc.
Oh lady, I must contradict you on something you've said about Allah's mercy. Prophet Muhammad himself had said that only ONE out of every 73 Muslims will go to Heaven and the rest will go to Hell. Oh BTW, Allah chooses whomever to misguide: he can use Taqiyya on Muslims if he chooses to do so.
@PatientAmericaWomen Know the feeling. You hate deception - so do I. You hate being lied to and being taken for a fool by the sanctimonious kinds of people who think they're better & holier than you - when they're not. Clerics are the worst hypocrites and parasites. They're selfish, manipulative & greedy. Look at their opulent Mosques ornated with costly real gold, lapis lazuli, etc -- the proofs that they're living too well off others' Zakat money, yet they give nothing to the starving poors.
Most of the Qur'an is NOT beautiful. In fact, about 60% is addressed to the non Muslim, the "vilest of animals". Allah hates the non Muslim, describes the non Muslim as dirty and filthy. Allah is going to whip and torture the non Muslim for eternity. He has prepared great torture chambers to carry this out. The Muslim, in contrast, gets to go to a Paradise filled with panting virgins and wine - and lounges to recline on as beautiful boys feed them grapes. Utter bull of course.
5:69 Those who believe (in the Qur'an), those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believe in Allah and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.
This verse talking about old Christians and Jewish who believed in one God but now it's not the same, many things changed.
Christian people don't believe in Allah becouse Allah is one. The new Christians believe in three Gods...
3:35 WHAT? What upsetd me is when I hear muslims take unique Christian teachings, FLIP IT and speak as if it's Islamic. The idea of forgiveness by Faith alone in Jesus (God), who died for our sins, is uniquely Christian. HERE ISLAM FLIPS IT, makes Jesus (God) Sin Satan & Satan (allah) God. NO WHERE does it say you're saved if you have faith in allah. The only assurance of "Jannah" is DEATH, martyrdom. Again Islam FLIPS IT, Death is Life and Life is Death! That's sick twisted. She is CONFUSED!
She says you see mercy in the 99 names of allah? First those names came from a pagan tribe before islam was around, since allah was one of the 360 pagan idols of the quran, and the moon worshiping Zoroastrians and Sabeans worship the moon and stars. IT IS NO ACCIDENT crescent moons are over mosque at the highest point and on islamic flags. Some of the 99 NAMES: Great Destroyer, Great Deceiver.... Is that God? Sounds like Satan.
Well done! This girl obviously is living in an Islamic fairy-tale.
My own Father, told me - 'it's written in The Book, to SLAUGHTER me.' (Me being an Apostate) This is from a neurologist/psychiatrist, not an uneducated man. God as ego - an insane doll-maker.
Every chapter starts w/Bismillah, and then goes on to instill fear, tell stories how He 'punished' other civs. - and the joys of Hell non-Muslims are going to.
Just Bismillah means nothing, i would recommend that you read a little more!
Are these lines from Quran beautiful? It sounds threatening to me.
MUSLIM BROTHER AND SISTERS PLZZZ NOTE AS ALLAH IS SAYING IN HOLY QURAN THAT, ...A CHRISTIAN OR JEW WILL NEVER B A FRIEND OF YOU.... HOW EVER HE IS VERY GOOD TO U BUT IN THEIR HEART THEY HATE YOU, AND THE REASON IS OUR STRONG BELEIVE ON ALLAH SUBHAN WA TALLAH AND THE DAY OF JUDGMENT, ALHAMDOLILAH...
then you attempted to use deception by asserting a contridiction where there is none. and of course you just wrote the surah and verse numbers but you did not write what the citations actually said because you are obviously lying (i checked them out).
@edmondsridantes ..you are just ignorant and are misquoting the verses for holy quraan this is what you misguided people do, SHAME ON YOU.... don't worry ISLAM IS SPREADING and is the FASTEST Growing religion in the World.... so and educate yourself.
Great vid. I can see so many argument similarities with christianity. You tell them what it says in their own 'holy' book and sometimes it's not only their ears they block! Same crazy creation myth and conditional redemption.
i know man, only thing that they could say against this argument is
"its only known to god" which is bullshit coz if you still accept god with an argument like that you are just as bad as accepting zeus or any other dumb myth tht's out there
lol. Clear as day, when they say "It's only known to god" this is a blatant porky, because their scripture makes it abundantly clear what it's fictional god wants you to know. Cheers for reply and happy new year.
Great video, bud! Glad to see you making vids again! I absolutely agree with your assertion that it is either malicious or idiotic of "god" to create a being like satan, knowing beforehand what the fate of such a creature would be. Personally, if such "god" existed, I would label them malicious, and would refuse to worship them anyway. In my opinion, the abrahamic god either doesn't exist at all or is completely unworthy of any respect, let alone worship.
Your first quote in this video is an instant fail, do you have glasses to see?
"If anyone DESIRES a religion other than Islam it wont be accepted of them". This is implying people are already Muslims and they DESIRE another faith, not Non Muslims desiring to be Non Muslims (that makes no sense).
There Quran implies there are disbelievers AMONGST the Christians, not that all of them are disbelievers.
Your dad is like Abu, Aisha's father? Then he would have sold your fat rump to his business partner when you were nine!
deadinside8 2 months ago
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Wanna know which quotations of Prophet Muhammad have unfailingly made me laugh. I love some very funny ahadith where Muhammad tells his contemporary Muslims what to do. Read the ahadith below, namely:-
Qaid al-Qadir (v.1, p.381): "Go bite on your mother's clitoris!"
Zad al-Mi'ad (v.3, p305): "Go bite on your dad's penis!"
Now isn't that very funny? I dish out more of funnier ahadith than that, any to make you laugh. Isn't Muhammad a very funny man? Hee hee hee hee hee
2urita 3 months ago
now I am an atheist. thanks
PatientAmericaWomen 4 months ago
Lady, you are heavily brainwashed by Islam. Oh how I pity you.
You should know that Prophet Muhammad was a pederast, bisexual rapist, paedophile, cross-dresser, slave trader, looter, mass murderer, etc.
Oh lady, I must contradict you on something you've said about Allah's mercy. Prophet Muhammad himself had said that only ONE out of every 73 Muslims will go to Heaven and the rest will go to Hell. Oh BTW, Allah chooses whomever to misguide: he can use Taqiyya on Muslims if he chooses to do so.
2urita 4 months ago
@2urita now I am athesit thanks....jsut havent changed pics yet thanks
PatientAmericaWomen 4 months ago
@PatientAmericaWomen How did you become an apostate of Islam? Me too, a de-convert.
2urita 4 months ago
@2urita I just seen too much bigotry and hipocrsy started to question my faith. I started hating religion all together.
PatientAmericaWomen 4 months ago
@PatientAmericaWomen Know the feeling. You hate deception - so do I. You hate being lied to and being taken for a fool by the sanctimonious kinds of people who think they're better & holier than you - when they're not. Clerics are the worst hypocrites and parasites. They're selfish, manipulative & greedy. Look at their opulent Mosques ornated with costly real gold, lapis lazuli, etc -- the proofs that they're living too well off others' Zakat money, yet they give nothing to the starving poors.
2urita 4 months ago
Lady, you are heavily brainwashed by Islam. Oh how I pity you.
You should know that Prophet Muhammad was a pederast, bisexual rapist, paedophile, cross-dresser, slave trader, looter, mass murderer, etc.
2urita 4 months ago
Most of the Qur'an is NOT beautiful. In fact, about 60% is addressed to the non Muslim, the "vilest of animals". Allah hates the non Muslim, describes the non Muslim as dirty and filthy. Allah is going to whip and torture the non Muslim for eternity. He has prepared great torture chambers to carry this out. The Muslim, in contrast, gets to go to a Paradise filled with panting virgins and wine - and lounges to recline on as beautiful boys feed them grapes. Utter bull of course.
maralo2000 6 months ago
LOL she's not KIM, she a bitch! LOL LOL
yudiweb 6 months ago
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ISLAM = CULT, not religion
MUHAMMAD = CONMAN, not the true prophet even chosen by God
QURAN = WORK OF FICTION with self-contradictory verses
ALLAH = SATAN IN DISGUISE, not God
TRUE GOD = love, compassion, forgiveness, peace, tolerance, freedom, joy, etc.
ALLAH (Satan in disguise) = hatred, vengence, jealousy, war, intolerance, slavery, misery, oppression, etc.
TRUE GOD = honesty always
ALLAH = TIQIYYA = lies, dishonesty and false promises of 72 houris in any heavenly brothel.
2urita 10 months ago
5:69 Those who believe (in the Qur'an), those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believe in Allah and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.
This verse talking about old Christians and Jewish who believed in one God but now it's not the same, many things changed.
Christian people don't believe in Allah becouse Allah is one. The new Christians believe in three Gods...
Maduxi88 1 year ago
Bismilliah Rahmani Rahim!
Allah is the Most Gracious Most Merciful
Allahmdulliah...for Islam <3 some people are just sooo Jealous of our amazing religion that they end up having this obsession over it!
Allah Is the Greatest Allah is the Greatest, Allah is the Greatest!!! Allahu Akbar!! Allahu Akbar, Alllahu Akbar!!!
Ameliax 1 year ago
ur so stupiddd get a hobbieee
MusicBeautyXo 1 year ago
Allah created satan to test us, who is satan and how he will
come into our lives, very simple, just look at you. You
are trying to create doughts and we strong believers know
how to get rid of you. These Muslim postings are for the
Muslims to see, not satans. So satan's keep away from
Muslim postings.
MrSpreadislam 1 year ago
3:35 WHAT? What upsetd me is when I hear muslims take unique Christian teachings, FLIP IT and speak as if it's Islamic. The idea of forgiveness by Faith alone in Jesus (God), who died for our sins, is uniquely Christian. HERE ISLAM FLIPS IT, makes Jesus (God) Sin Satan & Satan (allah) God. NO WHERE does it say you're saved if you have faith in allah. The only assurance of "Jannah" is DEATH, martyrdom. Again Islam FLIPS IT, Death is Life and Life is Death! That's sick twisted. She is CONFUSED!
gmcjetpilot 1 year ago
She says you see mercy in the 99 names of allah? First those names came from a pagan tribe before islam was around, since allah was one of the 360 pagan idols of the quran, and the moon worshiping Zoroastrians and Sabeans worship the moon and stars. IT IS NO ACCIDENT crescent moons are over mosque at the highest point and on islamic flags. Some of the 99 NAMES: Great Destroyer, Great Deceiver.... Is that God? Sounds like Satan.
gmcjetpilot 1 year ago
Well done! This girl obviously is living in an Islamic fairy-tale.
My own Father, told me - 'it's written in The Book, to SLAUGHTER me.' (Me being an Apostate) This is from a neurologist/psychiatrist, not an uneducated man. God as ego - an insane doll-maker.
Every chapter starts w/Bismillah, and then goes on to instill fear, tell stories how He 'punished' other civs. - and the joys of Hell non-Muslims are going to.
Just Bismillah means nothing, i would recommend that you read a little more!
farsajjj 1 year ago
Are these lines from Quran beautiful? It sounds threatening to me.
MUSLIM BROTHER AND SISTERS PLZZZ NOTE AS ALLAH IS SAYING IN HOLY QURAN THAT, ...A CHRISTIAN OR JEW WILL NEVER B A FRIEND OF YOU.... HOW EVER HE IS VERY GOOD TO U BUT IN THEIR HEART THEY HATE YOU, AND THE REASON IS OUR STRONG BELEIVE ON ALLAH SUBHAN WA TALLAH AND THE DAY OF JUDGMENT, ALHAMDOLILAH...
HabibaTunisia 1 year ago
This girl is a typical muslim, she knows nothing whatsoever about islam. She just follows the lies that are told to her.
FANGKENSTEIN 1 year ago
typically muzzy, if u dont agree with them they block u or threaten u...
MrIslamophobe 2 years ago
your first argument had merit.
then you attempted to use deception by asserting a contridiction where there is none. and of course you just wrote the surah and verse numbers but you did not write what the citations actually said because you are obviously lying (i checked them out).
my conclusion is that you are a liar and a fool
kidcanman 2 years ago
Great video!
lovelane4 2 years ago
@lovelane4
thank you
edmondsridantes 2 years ago
@edmondsridantes ..you are just ignorant and are misquoting the verses for holy quraan this is what you misguided people do, SHAME ON YOU.... don't worry ISLAM IS SPREADING and is the FASTEST Growing religion in the World.... so and educate yourself.
Bilsher007 7 months ago
@Bilsher007 please flag this video as it was stolen from the sister
PatientAmericaWomen 4 months ago
@PatientAmericaWomen Boo hoo hoo. Who stole the video from what sister?
Ditch the fooking Quran into toilet. Its pages are fit for wiping your shit-smeared butt.
Burn the Quran or do whatever with it and join the race of humanists.
Have a lonely day without the Quran.
2urita 4 months ago
Great vid. I can see so many argument similarities with christianity. You tell them what it says in their own 'holy' book and sometimes it's not only their ears they block! Same crazy creation myth and conditional redemption.
Ep1cure 2 years ago
@Ep1cure
i know man, only thing that they could say against this argument is
"its only known to god" which is bullshit coz if you still accept god with an argument like that you are just as bad as accepting zeus or any other dumb myth tht's out there
thanks for watching and the comment
edmondsridantes 2 years ago
lol. Clear as day, when they say "It's only known to god" this is a blatant porky, because their scripture makes it abundantly clear what it's fictional god wants you to know. Cheers for reply and happy new year.
Ep1cure 2 years ago
converts almost always have an incredibly limited understanding of the religion they convert too.
Perhaps its just me, but If Im going to base my entire life around something- I want to know everything about it before I do.
Its like signing a contract for life, but not reading the small print.
Then again, ive known many non religious to ask the question 'what religion should I believe in?' so it paints a pretty picture...
godlessmessiah 2 years ago
Great video, bud! Glad to see you making vids again! I absolutely agree with your assertion that it is either malicious or idiotic of "god" to create a being like satan, knowing beforehand what the fate of such a creature would be. Personally, if such "god" existed, I would label them malicious, and would refuse to worship them anyway. In my opinion, the abrahamic god either doesn't exist at all or is completely unworthy of any respect, let alone worship.
pfarabee 2 years ago
thanks pfarabee
i would also refuse to worship if such "god" existed, if it was a human being that "god" would be in a mental asylum
thank you for watching
edmondsridantes 2 years ago
we should make in an obligation to respond to people who block us, for us all to see :)
godlessmessiah 2 years ago
i think thats a great idea, thank you for watching
edmondsridantes 2 years ago
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Your first quote in this video is an instant fail, do you have glasses to see?
"If anyone DESIRES a religion other than Islam it wont be accepted of them". This is implying people are already Muslims and they DESIRE another faith, not Non Muslims desiring to be Non Muslims (that makes no sense).
There Quran implies there are disbelievers AMONGST the Christians, not that all of them are disbelievers.
ramio1983 2 years ago
Good vid, she did also block me.
Those people like hear only their own voices. haha and yeah abu bakr is like a father, lol.
well ask the shiiets what do they think about him and his daughter aisha(about the first fitna in islam)
Anyway happy new year.
IHateAllReligion 2 years ago
@IHateAllReligion
happy new year to you as well
thanks for watching
edmondsridantes 2 years ago
Hello! Great video! Good points I think!
Freshmouthsugar 2 years ago
@Freshmouthsugar
thank you
edmondsridantes 2 years ago