Sessions with Brian 4: Miracles of a Local Messiah

[cowgirlmoon]

WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Those eggs.... Holy Crap! (so to speak!) Excellent! Thanks.

[CurlyHeadedGurl]

shoe miracle :)

[BrianIsAMessiah]

i've never been very good sports, but i'll wear the mask. thanks!

[seasons411]

Also, I think a Wookie is a sports player who is in his first year after college. But I'm not sure about that. Murdock wants to be Wookie of the Year, I think.

[BrianIsAMessiah]

(a) what's a wookie? and (2) yes (I like masks.)

[crazymurdock2]

Hey, Brian, that would be most cool if we culd both do it. I'll see if I can score one of those double straightjackets. It's a great idea. This is why your Messiah and I'm just Crazy. P.S. Do you want a Wookie mask too?

[BrianIsAMessiah]

wow -- that sounds way cool. maybe we could both do it!

[crazymurdock2]

Brian, I wasn't really thinking about carrying a sign at the protest. Here was my ideal. They culd hook up one of those rope things to my straightjack and then hook the other end to the power lines over the street. Then I culd swing wildly back and forth yelling at people who try to go in to that theater. I culd kick them too. I did something kinda like this with Dinky Poore when we were in third grade. I culd dress like a Wookie too.

[BrianIsAMessiah]

I've never been a fan of Kool Aid. All the sugar settles at the bottom, and then it's just sour, colored water. Like pee, only not sweet or anything. Not that pee is sweet. Not that I've ever tasted pee.

Who is this Jim Jones?

[seasons411]

I'm still hoping we can zap some people with messiah power this weekend. Jesus did a lot of miracles where He got people OUT of graves. You could use your power to put people INTO graves. Or make them snort like horses. That would be funny. Brian is the bestest messiah ever. Well, at least since Jim Jones. I was with him at the People's Temple, but I was on vacation, so I didn't get the grape kool-aid. :-(

[BrianIsAMessiah]

If your arms are tied up, I don't see how you'll hold up a protest sign. I suppose we could tuck it in your jacket. could you hold a sign in this strait jacket of yours?

[crazymurdock2]

Wow. This is GREAT!!! They've changed their mind. They say I can come as long as someone is willing to guide me around with the straightjacket on. (They didn't want a repeat of that unfortunate incident at Wal-Mart when I decided to demo that shotgun. I HONESTLY thought we were at Target, so it made sense at the time. Anyway, I'll be there. I'll be the one with my arms tied up. Go BRAIN!!!

[BrianIsAMessiah]

Um... okaaaay. Hm. Well Mr. Murdock, I hope to see you at the Dallas protest. Just remember my very powerfil zapping power. i am not afraid to use it, if i find it nececary. okay?

[crazymurdock2]

Well, I have good news and bad news on the protest idea. I think I'm going to be able to make it for the one on Sunday. I asked the doctor for a pass for both days, but he didn't think I was ready for it yet, even if they increased the anti-psychotics. I'm sorry. I'm tried. :-( I'm going to try to find someone to send in my place Saturday, though. We love you, Brian!!!

[BrianIsAMessiah]

My people, my people -- I'm not sure zapping anyone into anything would be a good idea! Not that I can't, of course. I *can* zap people into things. But I might not. But maybe you should protest the movie, which is showing in Dallas at the Magnolia Theatre, on Saturday March 24th at 4:30pm and Sunday March 25th at noon as part of AFI Dallas. Anyone out there protesting the movie will surely be blessed by me...

[crazymurdock2]

Well, some of us think it would be even cooler if you turned someone into a Wookie, but that was just us who really like Star Wars a lot.

[seasons411]

Hey, we were brainstorming about how to stop this Hansen film fraud, and we have an idea. What if you used your powers to zap him into a frog? You could do it right before the first showing of that vile movie thing -- and then everybody would be scared to show it, because you could threaten to zap them, too. That would be cool, right?

[jonchiz67]

LOL! That's a great scene. I understand scenes need to be edited down for the sake of time; too bad about the kid, though. It's a heartbreaking lesson for a kid to learn--that you can end up on the cutting-room floor (or, in this case, the recycle bin, since it was all edited on the computer). The same thing happened to a friend of mine--he was an extra in the movie "Rosewood." He got a line, but then they cut it. So I sympathize with the kid, but I understand that's the nature of the business.

[BrianIsAMessiah]

LIES LIES LIES from Mr. Hansen. Watch the scene on DVD or at one of those fancy-schmancy film festivals, and then watch MY version again here on YouTube (note: you can watch MY version for free - power to the people (and the messiah)! And when you compare the two versions, you'll see the truth.

Also - my version doesn't cut out my son, Brian Jr., who was crushed that he didn't make it into a film about his dad, who he worships (not just because I'm a messiah, but because I"m so awesome!).

[christopherhansen]

Brian -- I don't think that my cut of this scene changed the meaning of your "miracle" at all. It is sunstantially the same information, don't you think? -- Chris Hansen (director of the film "The Proper Care & Feeding of an American Messiah," which is about Brian)