Patrick Star's Top 15 Words of Wisdom

[JuanStar94]

Funny video,but--oh wait,someone's calling

Other guy:"is this the Krusty Krab?"

"No!this is patrick!"

[Lela4everstudios]

#7 is the smartest thing i've ever heard patrick say cuz he used big words but then he ruined it by having milk fall

[Lela4everstudios]

what about leedle leedle leedle lee??? That should be #1 IF IT WAS IN IT (hint hint)

[mustaineisgod96]

You should've included this one: "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

[Xgameboy17X]

Its called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that FINLAND!!!

[JonnyHebrew]

like if you know which episode each of the clips came from!

[itube1076]

i love number 8!!!

[itube1076]

is mayonnaise an instrument?? lol that should have been #1

[spityogame103]

Who u callin pinhead

[Derpy1337]

I used to jump in holes and yell FINLAND! But then I took a Pinhead Larry to the knee.

[TheObi11111]

hahaha.... number 8....

[andresoad1]

MARTY??? JANET???? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! D:

[Spinosaurus1231]

I don;t care how old I get I love Patrick

[mxcharlie23]

its called the ugly barnacle once there was an ugly barnacle he was soo ugly that everybody died the end! ^^

[ilikedaydreaming]

aahahahahaha its a giraffe XD LOL 

[actioncojacksonful]

who you calling pin head should of been #1

[stickinthemaster]

FINLAND!!!

[GunsMakeSmiles]

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE should have been #1

[thedanichannel1234]

jizz like a genie!!!!

[MandoMafia13]

I wish there was Leeda Leeda Leeda Lee!

[Galladefan777]

FINLAND.

[TheAndrewBen]

NO!!! THIS IS PACTRICK!!!!!

[BeamerakaBhargav]

Leedle Leedle Leedle should be in here

[greasedlightning333]

I LOVE YOU

[2PinkPretty]

It's called the ugly barnacle :)

[milanisboss]

hahaha hahaha its a giraffe XD

[ScissorTwang1]

"JUST LIKE A GENIE!!!" XD

[shadowgirlof11]

Whenever Patrick says "FINLAND!!!", I think of Hetalia. ewe Ohonhonhon~

[qwertyprussia]

FINLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! (insert Hetalia referance here)

[folgerz16]

How are you gonna forget The Study Of Wumbo?

[legoindy111]

squidward, im squidward, squidward, squidward, squidward

Plus, I asked my band director if mayonaise is an instrument

[lordvoldemuggle]

You forgot "I defy you heartman"

[MultiBlackhawk5]

I love you to Patrick

[tedfrazz]

FINLAND!!!!!!!

[blue2131000]

I thing it's a giraffe should be # 1

[ExotiqBeautii]

Super, SPECIAL, secret! lol



[logantech6]

what about wombo. you know, I wombo, you wombo, he she wombo.

[mpgucu1234]

#4

[coolcream123]

anwser to #13 yes it looks dangous but funny

[Lenad1o2]

U forgot "Oh Boy 3 am!"

[potatoluvv]

What about" THIS IS PATRICK"!!!!!!!!!

[HighFiveScubaDive]

i laughed so hard when he said 'HAHA ITS A GIRAFFE."

[SecretZombieHugger]

No wumbo???? :c

[Gavin17259]

No, this is patrick!

[Jawsome215]

No wumbo?



[darkness10021]

FINLAND!!!!! XD gets me every time

[Rednecktruckerboy01]

Hope that giraffe gets teh aids

[PeaToonk]

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[Jessaya15]

Hahaha I pissed myself laughing at, IT'S A GIRAFFE!

[BradJustinDiller]

The pinhead one gets me every time

[Rednecktruckerboy01]

the inner maconations of my mind are an inigma *milk spills*

[MAXZONE47]

Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee.

[satchel37]

Where's the leak Ma'am XD!!!

[slammerjammer99]

Everybody died

[wrestlingfan981]

Where's the leak mam?

[wrestlingfan981]

FINLAND!!!!!

[Neptunequeen42]

FINLAND!

[darkassault2011]

who you callin pinhead?!

[purpleJB83]

lol i laughed so hard at 1:20 when patrick made that face and said just like a genie!! :D

[buckeyes2278]

@purpleJB83 me too lol

[hello65100]

@purpleJB83 what episode was that?

[birchheadbruiser]

Its a girraffe!!!! :)

[weecco]

wheres wumbo

[Lela4everstudios]

FINLAND

[Lela4everstudios]

wheres LEDLELEDLEE

[Hayastantzi92]

270 people died from the Ugly Barnacle from FINLAND!!!!

[MejorContoneo]

HE ONLY LIKED MY FOR MY SHORTS!

[smileydude12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!!

[smileydude12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!!

[kilala72]

its called the ugly barnicle once there was an ugly barnicle he was so ugly everone died the end idk what story that is but i want it lol

[TheAndrewBen]

FINLAND!!!!!!

[greasedlightning333]

@TheAndrewBen :( you stole the comment i was bout to post. XD

[wildgoosespeeder]

I think the list would be too long if the quotes missed were listed...

[pirate772009]

Anyone else notice that all these are from episodes made in 2002 or before? AKA: the last time cartoons were worth watching.

[aniphoney]

You forgot WUMBO!

[cookthebookful]

WOOOOOO! FIIIINLAAAAND!

[superleonbros]

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[LovethisveryMoment]

Let me explain my self. I watched this cuz I miss the old, GOOD, funny episodes of spongebob I enjoyed as a small child. I still love to watch the old re-runs though :)

[marcusnicko]

my favorite is wumbo, and it's not my wallet!

[dahomelessdancer]

You must be ugly!

[Kirasupporter1]

patricks head at 0:07

[LouTheRipper124]

1:35 it helped me laugh =)

[Glitterluver10]

Hahahaha, bahahahahaha, bahahahahaha! I love Patrick!

[JenniSabaOffical]

FINLAND!!!!

[Norrabeth]

#6 should've been #1

[SuperCookieFreak]

FINLAND!

[rabitmyster]

@mcmuffinerson what about Wumbo?

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

This was a great compilation. Kudos to you my friend.

[Iluvdessert1]

I like the ugly barnacle one the most

[NaTaLiEmArTiNeZ17]

ive seen everyone of these episodes and im proud

[BlueKiss131]

There shud be "Fishy go Bye bye" XDDDD

[GoGoPowerrangers19]

brush, brush, brush

brush, brush, brush

brushing everywhere

[purpleJB83]

@megataco200 well that's not weird at all...

[megataco200]

@purpleJB83 When did i ever write a comment on this video .. ???

[teaminfinityboosters]

1.The ugly barnacle

2.finland

3.this is patrick

4.firmly grasp it

5.i hate this channel

[TheArglax]

Finland ftw!

[ManicRaider]

Finland! makes up for the ones you missed... this time. *points at uploader*

[laggerob]

what about from the Valentines Day Episode where hes like "This Paramecium ?"

[mac19971]

0:36 Steve-O Star XD

[PS3zMyspace110]

patrick actually is a genious

[Rabinex323]

number 10 should be number 1

[TheMoneyIsAlwaysRite]

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumboed, wumboing, wumbology!? The study of wumbo?! It's first grade Spongebob!!

[FCGunnersify]

Press 8 and then press 9 after he says the ugly barnacle...lolz

[NyanHobo]

Sandy:Dont you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick:no till 4 :3 Always get me xD

[killerannaleah101]

Who you calling pinhead?

Is mayonaise an instrument?

FINLAND!!!

and you missed this one

No, this is Patrick.

oh and this one,

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE :D

[drafthorse123]

I went to the zoo a few months ago, and we saw giraffes there.

I couldn't resist screaming "ITS A GIRAFFE!!" at the elephants.

[AwesomenessItself87]

FINLAND!

[boksrn02]

He is so funny!

[ninjachinchilla100]

"hahahaha it's a giraffe!" i luv the bubblestand epsiode!!!!

[DrsJacksonn]

You didn't include wumbo!

[crippleleg59]

I fell on the floor when the pin head one came on:D and what about "leedle leedle lee!" ???

[Stinke1156]

Notice there was nothing from the new episodes?

[11lululuv]

you forgot WUMBO! remember? WUMBO, WUMBO WING, WUMBOLOGY!!??

[xjeffxhardyx4]

Hey yea umm, #8. HOW THE FUCK IS SANDY GONNA PLAY THAT?

[Gamsterjeff600]

FINLAND XD

[911middleman]

He was so ugly everyone died *awkward silence*

That didn't help at all

[awsumpie]

1:16 and 1:39 are the best parts

[ILikeDinos22]

FINLAND

i was waiting for it lol!

[TECHNOCRE8R]

I disagree.... mayonnaise is most certainly an instrument

[TheTallFunnyGirl101]

LOL at the end XD FINLAND!!!

[FreeHuggsFromGir]

my top 10 is #1 Wares the leak mam????? #2 FINLAND! #3 ITS THE UGLY BARNICAL #4leedle leedle leedle lee #5 nO ITS PARTRIK IM LOOKING FOR MR.CRABS NO ITS PARTICK #6 Who ate my coholet bar?!?!?!?! #7 who you callin pin head #8 OHHHH NOOOOOOO NOT IRON BUTT! #9 JUST LIKE A GENIE! #10 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[TheInsideOutOreo]

@FreeHuggsFromGir i agree with them all but ohhh no the iron butt thats a new 1

[IcewolfAndrew]

u missed:

Squidward: Patrick, how stupid can you be?

Patrick: It varies

and

Sandy: Patrick, can't you be stupid somewhere else

Patrick: not until 4

[slimchin81]

THAT'S ONE SMART SON OF A BITCH

[Jamesgamesnintedo]

What about who's the big yellow cube with holes.

[xNeverGiveInxx]

The barnicle was so ugly, that everyone ... Died.

The end xD

[AmandaXDNicole]

#3 - FINLAND!! XD PATRICK FREAKIN KILLS ME!!!!! XD

[TheSpooky32]

FINLAND!!!

[WebVManReturns]

Patrick Star is the dimmest star in our Universe.

[ethanklompstra]

dont you mean patricks 15 words?

[mitch1112223331]

its a giarreffe

[mitch1112223331]

wow hes smarter than me

[EllaGxx]

FINLAND!!!!!!!!

[DTHfan2011]

266 people thing 'that doesnt help at all'

[XxXLoveKillsYouXxX]

FINLAND!!!

'nuff said

[mcmuffinerson]

#15 is not funny at all. Push it somewhere else is WAY better.

[jacobwagner096]

NO WUMBO!!!???

[Archyoda7]

This video was set to Wumbo.

[SkyFoxCode]

no Leedle leedle? For shame...

[TheDanyabale2]

" I love You."

[pancakelova5]

you forgot LETS GET NAKED!! i mean come one that was the funniest things patrick ever said. but its ok i do that all the time, forget things

[pancakelova5]

lol i lova this vid!!!!!

[dramaqueen9106]

Thumbs up if u thought #1 is the ugly barnacle

[TheJordanAntibellum]

No. 11, no thats perfectly safe ;)

[118Srd]

ROFL " I love you!"

[firesmith323]

halarios

[SuperIceMan1]

you forgot "Oh, East? I thought you said Weast"

[BluYoshi9001]

You forgot this one.

I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!

[omagas772]

FINLAND!

[woopy2004]

FINLAND!!!

[TheEleaphant]

FINLAND!!!!

[12345678910aerosmith]

u forgot eat sperm... GOD I LOVE BEING PURPLE i mean come on

[codyequalscrazy]

my favorite is the krusty krab games where he has a name tag and spongebob erases part of it and Patrick yells, "NOOOOOO! MY NAME'S. NOT. RICK!!!

[Pokemathster]

FINLAND!!!

[AzzyWazpaz9]

These r some other stuff that u forgot:

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Wumbo

WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

That episode when Patrick never stops laughing at squidward when he is announcing pearl's performance

24

Don't touch me im sterle

[georgeh91000]

To no wumbo

[OnyxTheReaperSixx32]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?? x3

[hyperhippy92]

@OnyxTheReaperSixx32 Is PINGAS an instrument?

[tamuch2312sas21]

ITS THE APACOLYPSE!!!! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!!!

[11lululuv]

and you forgot the "Wumbo" thing? remember? "Wumbo, wumbo wing, wumbology" ?

[ZSGStudios]

/-__-\ who you callin pinhead XD LOLOLOLOLOL

[LegozNMore]

#15 CHOCOLATE!! (Chocolate With Nuts)

#14 who you calling pinhead? (Survival Of The Idiots)

#13 Happy birthday *Patrick gets hit by rock by doodlebob* thank you (Frankendoodle)

#12 Is mayonnaise an instrument? (Band Geeks)

#11 The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma (The Secret Box)

#10 KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA DELIVERY HEEE HEE HEEE! (Krusty Krab Pizza Delivery)

#9 Texas is dumb (Texas)

#8 You can't say nothing about Texas! (Texas)

#7 You're gonna miss the panty raid (Can't remember the episode

[Smileyfacelady888]

FINLAND!!!!!!!

[MexicanSombreros123]

265 people are just haters "FINLAND"

[DevilsDaughter107]

How does he know what a giraffe is?

[xjeffxhardyx4]

@DevilsDaughter107 They hibernate underwater duh

[DevilsDaughter107]

@xjeffxhardyx4 XD

[TheOCMELLO18]

@DevilsDaughter107 he clearly doesn't....

[serancride1]

@DevilsDaughter107 he doesn't...

[BartDieDie]

@DevilsDaughter107 well......he doesn't......

[xDoVeRx13]

@DevilsDaughter107 Sandy.

[linkinparkundrground]

@DevilsDaughter107 clearly he doesn't.

[ZmasterM]

hello is this the krusty krab.. NO THIS IS PATRICK

[animatingpeople]

I rofled at #3 1:16

[nmgaming11]

Don't no y but al these made me Laff but u forgot I wumbo u wumbo we all wumbo