Honey Smack

[Dare2bDumb]

I am so going to use that. "I wouldn't say I'm addicted to coffee... I am though."

[KotaJMomo]

Honey heroin!

[TheNevershine]

'I can quit that whenever I want" fucking hilarious :D

[JakeTheFakeReal]

Banjo face @ 0:20

[ThoughtsOfFail]

Is it just me or has the video and audio quality of this video decreased cos last time I watched it it was fine and now it fuzzy and out of sync, what the he'll is going on????

[lukepleaseshutup]

Yeah, quit being a George Stephanopoulos.

[loooovelyy]

I'm on a wheezywaiter marathon and when you threw your money up a couple of vdeos ago I was like "really hope it comes down in another video", and it did. You're awesome, haha.

[mzPenguinPantz]

LOL the frog was talking smack! XD

[777static777]

I'm on a wheezy waiter marathon, and the last 5 or so winks have all been from hot chicks... bonus =D

[TorraKex]

I think you've lost weight during the tour. Or it's the lack of coffee.

[penguinofsparta]

i was watching this, and the little ad that comes on had a website to help become un-addicted to drugs......tehe

[spugintrntl]

"Wink Weirdly" sounds like a villain akin to Snidley Whiplash.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[drumbum2]

1:29 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[GumiYummi]

@Buaam wow thats not weird and awkward. Keep your creepy comments to yourself

[Buaam]

Id fuck the wink girl in the ass anytime

[imabrokenradio22]

I have those Mexican dolls. :///

[KSaebinMusic]

Being addicted to coffee is better than being addicted to alcohol :D you used to always drink alcohol in your videos!

[texaschizophrenic]

This is my all time favorite Wheezy Waiter.

[soimadethismovie]

honey smack is fucking delicious

[xeroxes]

Her account is closed :(

[Pavensbrevkasse]

Political joke... :D

[butterflythinspo]

I was supposed to be doing something really important yet somehow ended up watching your video.

ehh. it was worth it.

[Bassman0Nate]

0:20 the very first banjo face??

[Mer1002]

The ending was epic. *ding*opolis haha!! btw I love it when you smile so you should do it more. and just so you know I'm addicted to your videos. seriously. <3

[XCandyman19]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN' TO ME?! HONEY SMACK FROG?!

[StephAndDarryn]

lol! "You thought I meant herroin? I can quit that at any time.." omg i lmfao'd so hard! :P

[GrayceeMaycee]

"I like to cross the 's' off of things. I HATE PLURAL." Hahahaha <3

[renku56]

ou no, coffee meeter is on the E, the end of life is near

[weilot]

I just stopped my daily intake of nicotin O_O Its been six years since I last quit. Now its gone three days

[Chrystieness]

no coffee! that's a catastrophe! I would die...

[fermerwuvu]

"what are you saying to me? honey smack frog!"

xD!!!..oh and 1:40.. she is beutiful

[scargirl133]

"I can quit whenever I want"-

Wheezywaiter drug cliche (Someone check the spelling on that please) number one

[blackeagle989444]

LOVE 0:30 and 1:19!

[brefaith94]

i love honey smack i had it for breakfast this morning

[blurrystripes]

"... That sound like they plagorized las night's entry of my diary"

"Oh Wait! hahha you thought I meant heroine

hahaha, I can quit that whenever I want"

I love you

[xcharlotteXgreenx]

Wheezy in all yhur vids that door behind yhuu is always open id be carful ((i think it likes yhuu)) x

[peachtable966]

L O L O L!

[Co0kieCrumbl3]

im guessing one of your favorite words is moose... cuz there is no plural to it , right?

[splicegrrl]

favorited for your smile after you say "political joke."

[spartan14LAX]

Me too, that and the mom quote.

[pennygoo]

dear wheezywaiter,

i like this camera angle! your door stresses me out. but i like your closet.

... i dont know what that says about me.

[IAmViviLee]

"political joke -cute smile-"

that made my day a whole lot better

[simplyplainethan]

we two hates when they use plurals

[katemoss09]

i laughed out loud this time the whole smack joke got me. too clever!

[zamir1992]

"What are you saying to me honey smack Frog!" LOLOL

[NerdsAreHumansToo]

haha.

im addicted to coffee too.

i like (honey) smack too.

all the sweet tasting puffed oaty goodness

[Gilbinator]

I hate plural too.

[aussielexi]

lol oh you.

[pilocrates]

i <3 your political joke smile

[krazy4kris]

@pilocrates I do believe that is a banjo face. :D

[itsokayimaninja]

awesome vid. wheezy

[leveyhenry]

i went to this great support group for smack...

there so good they fixed me 5 times !

[aphr43l]

I got sent over here by John of the vlogbrothers, he plugged you on blogtv last week :)

awesome vid!

[alotofcheese76]

for some weird reason

i find you incredibly sexy

[SnarkyBarnacle]

Is the whole "throw x in the air and it wont come down for x number a days" a reference to the mst3k episode Jack Frost when the guy throws those viking's clubs in the air and they don't come down until winter? or am I reading into it too much?

[FueledByRock]

You can never be sure with Craig.

[valerie2776]

The Honey Smack frog is terrifying.

[WorldofWit]

good thing you wear a blazer (no track marks) heroine joke!

[chrisontv88]

Mmmmmm heroin

[heathgirl007]

yes, i too am not stimulated by obamas stimulated stimulant.

[silverangel91900]

you have such an adorable smile. =D

[rezurrxtion]

How Wheezy Waiter, how you entertain me.

[shebitmylip]

as for now, i'm pretty sure i wont be flunking out of my classes for saying your intro.

i like smack :)

[LetsSambaNayy]

!!!! legendary as always.

[lalazeimalala]

omg so right before you said you were out of coffee i was thinking...."he's a tired looking man." no joke.

[whielyex]

ha, MrsLuciusMalfoy7 is so hot!! who agrees ? :D

[EryBob]

Honey Smack Frog!

Haha. xD

[readthemanga]

you're probly my favorite youtuber now!

you're awesome!!

[imzUnicorn]

I LOVE Smack.

...Honey Smack that is...

[WestsideProductionz]

hahaha great vid dude xD

[beardieboo]

every single day is fantastic!

lol i dunno how you do it, keep up the good work =)

[DanaEatsYou]

Hilarious as always

[Tatt17]

you're awesome !

love it

PLURAL - NAYYYY

[DawndeeDALLAS]

You funny!

[obitoxitachi]

nice. i'm not addicted to smack.

the internet on the other hand...

i definitely have a problem there.~

[legomyfrodo]

I hate plural Too! ahaha. Honey Smack frog :D

[EricsEveryNewDay]

That was one of your best!

[naomignome]

according to the all knowing wikipedia, honey smack(s) is just known as SMAK.

maybe people will stop using plurals all together...

wheezy waiter, you are a trend setter.

[squishie427]

Agreed.

[P00P0STER0US]

Did MrsLuciusMalfoy6 leave the internets forever?

[MrsLuciusMalfoy7]

There was a MrsLuciusMalfoy6? O_o

Peace out!

~Ashlee

[P00P0STER0US]

I don't know, I made that up, but with a name as awesome as MrsLuciusMalfoy I couldn't figure out why you'd add a number to the end.

[MrsLuciusMalfoy7]

Ah haha, well I actually used to have a channel called MrsLuciusMalfoy, but my family knew of it and I wanted to start posting videos without their knowledge. So I created MrsLuciusMalfoy7 :P

DFTBA!

~Ashlee

[wheezywaiter]

Yeah, I started dinging my swear words and cleaning up my topics of conversation when I discovered my little cousins could be watching. I would have to answer to my aunts and uncles.

[MrsLuciusMalfoy7]

The unfortunate thing is that now my cousins know about my new youtube channel. They're not all that young but their conservative christians and rather innocent, and I know they and their parents would be very offended if they watched some of my videos hahahaha. So far I've been able to keep them from finding out my username, so I really hope I can continue that or I'll be deemed a "bad influence" or some shit like that. <---case in point lol :P

[tehjummie]

The Honey Smack frog is the embodiement of pure evil.

[limeydrum]

Easily one of ur best.

[GordonMacNaughton]

Im addicted to smack

Smackdown vs Raw 08 for Xbox

[Perrons7]

I'm still waiting for my interest...

[wheezywaiter]

Patience. That's the secret to financial independence.

[Perrons7]

Surely you have not also learnt this from Master Rah---bertson?

[barbiedance]

...and being super strong.

[wheezywaiter]

...and knowing a roofing guy who can remove my roof at a cut rate deal.

[barbiedance]

I always liked honey smacks but they hurt my stomach.

:[

I eat them anyway.

[SARAindipity]

Honey Smacks were the one cereal I strongly disliked as a little kid. I always wanted to like them though, that frog was just so damn cool looking. I also never understood why they chose a frog as their character.. the mysteries of the universe.

[wheezywaiter]

I completely agree. I was actually planning on saying something at the end of this video like, "Oh yeah, I hate Honey Smack" or something. But turns out, I like it now.

[MrsLuciusMalfoy7]

LOL "oh you thought i meant heroin, haha, i can quit that at anytime" hahahahaha rather hilarious episode, Wheezy :P *favorites*

AND YAY you used my wink :D hehe thank you :)

~Ashlee

[HatticusRex]

they look so yummy!

[indubitablymaddie]

honey smack[s] is/[are?] bomb.

wow, you're right. that "[s]" totally throws off the whole sentence.

i will now permanently lose the"[s]."

[KavithaisPadfoot]

Lmao this is hilarious

[Amiryfey]

Hahaha I hate plural too! That makes two of us....damn!!

[wheezywaiter]

ha ha

[IMayLookCatLike]

He looks SO cute at- 0:20! AWH! :D

[pixonu]

Gotta love Smack

(s)

[Raybaybay89]

I was drinking coffee while watching this...

**sendscommentcoffeetoyou**

;-)  (*ding)

[wheezywaiter]

mmmm. Pretty good. Do you have a darker blend, though?

[kaosboy13]

Dig 'em, b*tch!

[willowpuff]

This was your best video I think.

Hilarious.

[myChocolateArmy]

heroin?i can quit that whenever i want!

lol

[CaptainWilhelm]

OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!!!??????

[Director705]

I just tried throwing my money in the air.

But it was only loose change and it didn't exactly work out as planned. I guess I'll stick to my piggy bank.

I can't exactly afford to remove my roof at this time.

[shriz]

i chuckled for a day or two when you said

'im actually really addicted to smack (pause)'

[yellowheart89]

lol political jokkke + wheezy without coffee = funny :)

[WrittenInDork]

I wish I was strong as you Craig. My nonexistent money is in such danger.

[corkie5555]

haha i love ur savings method!!

[sunnyE09]

my cat thinks you're funny too.

[FlightyActivist]

If I could be even half as funny as you, my life would be complete. :)

[kb1433]

I hate plural.

HAHAHAAHAHAH.

I need to look into your banking, fo sho.

[JohnsHouseofFun]

literally spit chocolate all over my screen when you said you could quit smack at anytime.

[wheezywaiter]

don't lie. you spit smack all over your screen. I read you like a strung out book.

[Director705]

That's pretty gross. I bet it kind of ruined the rest of the video too. lol

[finchiphile]

wood.

[hyperionkp]

wheezywaiter! I am your first friend on blogtv! haha.

[irishgalest1982]

'You though I meant heroin - I can quit that whenever I want' - LMAO

[justanthy]

I was under the impression that the stimulus package was going to bring (in your case, additional) money raining from the skies. Maybe I need to have my ceiling removed to benefit? Wait a sec.. people live up there! They must be stealing my part!!

[cstanleyMN]

You'd do well to watch out for that frog. His eyes look a bit shifty to me.

[15Smartie15]

You remind me of my uncle Andy, before he shaved his beard off. Actually, I think he used to like in Illinois too.

[TheBorzoi]

I was right: the money came back down!

[MaryAnimated]

I hate plural too.

[hexachordal]

That's the problem with heroin. It's rather moreish.

[DREWSCRUFF]

Damn you Dig 'em!!

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

yeah, quiet down honey smack frog.

[ilessthanthreeyouu]

<3 it

[suchducks]

i weird winkly!

[Joekins89]

lol

Wheezy you breakfast junkie you

[darkninja516]

lollerskates

[crill33]

haha, awesome as always. Keep it up man. :)

[reggie017]

Honey Smack..sssss. LOL.

[gamecharger]

love it man! lol: o you think i meant heroin, na i can give that up whenever i want lol!!

[SpoonyTaco]

lol. terds.

[warscarr]

first!

[elastic1337]

asd