Zombies in Plain English

[lol22422]

i would take a plane take some non-zombie peoplz (hot girls)fly to new zealand set up base (oh and i would take grenades,snipers,AK-47's and a shit load of ammo) ;)

[ruach12355]

Awesome. And it sounded like you came blood at the end, lol.

[Ironbat147]

video uploaded by: Zombie

[bdoherty44]

The most entertaining video ever.

[ElChilango187]

Hey my uncle looked like Dan! Hey, wait a second

[sc2videomaker]

check out my channel please:)

[lilskaters7]

Sounds and looks like you cum blood at the end. lmao

[fuckuallish]

if you read the zombie surivival guide it said in 2006[when the book was published] that in a couple years they would have a cure, well its 2012. so think thats more than a couple

[thesheltercomedy]

I love it. Knowledge is power.

And everyone might dig our new film, Zombie Lunch, on our channel thesheltercomedy. Watch to the end. There's a chance to make your own version of it.

[HellsingCarimba]

Should I be worried if my Uncle Dan have all those symptoms? Because he has...! (o__O)

[joshua12345a]

woldn't a zombie that comes out of a grave bones and nothing else

[HaikelJumpstyle]

Thumbs up if you think his drawing's nice :DDDDDDDD

[WonderWaffles100]

syndicates a lil pussy solo noobie... co-op seprates the men from the boys

[TheSinglenator]

@WonderWaffles100 Your posting this on a "Zombies in Plain English" video that wasn't made by Syndicate, and will probably never be watched by Syndicate, and even if it was the chances of him finding your comment being 1 out of thousands why, exactly?

[WonderWaffles100]

@TheSinglenator coz uhh ur mom

[TheSinglenator]

@WonderWaffles100 Oh THAT was original.

[war5999]

Syndicate dances with zombies =)

[MegaTyop]

2:46 cum blood LOL

[TheCpBoyz]

1:09 costco looks like under wear o.o

[rsopata09]

M249 and Desert eagle are the only weapons i need to survive. >:D

[lipelego22]

at the end you seems to have an orgasm...

by the way great video man

[ALittleBitZombie]

awesome! check out the zombie trailer we just uploaded on our channel :)

[sofitssofi]

beware, people, this is seroius business!

[24spencerify]

Let's just hope that the place i choose to hide has chalk outlines of guns on the walls...

[NonDairyCreamer77]

he came blood at the end

[DanielTheCreep]

I didn't know Costco sold Grenades :D

[Mario80788]

Zombies like flesh not brains and they dont grab

[MuslimExtremest]

dont you think everyone else will go to costco

[rrscbinca]

great



[ShazwanShalyzan]

442 zombies in B.C watch this ..

[usbfridge]

Aswell as the way a zombie looks in reality. Zombies, other than a foul odor from vomiting and stains, are mostly recognizable by thier lack of muscle coordination and pale skin, combined with the ever present moan. They can only walk as fast as the human they were could walk without muscle coordination, slightly slower than a human. You do not detail anything about surviving the initial infection other than going to a store. Also, a motionless fortress is a poor choice, zombies will stay there.

[usbfridge]

There are numerous false facts in this summary, such as zombie's preferences and abilities. First off, zombies do not eat brains. They crave any human flesh, and will not perfer a human brain over human flesh. They can "Theoretically" swim in early stages of infection, but they then just sink during later stages. Also, chainsaws are useless against the undead, needing gasoline to run (Which is for cars), very noisy, and not a good weapon against the undead in the first place.

[timeshifter510]

If your friend has a zombie bite, unfortunately, there is only one outcome. infection is absolutely irreversible. Don't bother with antiseptic or band-aids. Your friend is not your friend anymore. face the inevitable and save your brain. Kill them with dignity before they come undead too or shoot them with a VR-11. It will turn your friend back to normal. However, they are rare and don't have a lot of ammo. It can be found in a mystery box in an abondoned outpost in Siberia.

[Josearnaldomanuel2]

441 people got bit....

[v7t2]

@Josearnaldomanuel2 and i killed 220, your turn

[TongBoi2]

Well, I think if you listen to this, you will die.

[dogfox101]

lol retreat in boat (zombie) Come back.

[pippiblue18]

.... you might also see them dancing with Michal Jackson, these are not a zombies these are actors.... holy crap that's funny!

[SuperElliebellyboo]

are zombies real or not???

[Chubbypunch01]

@SuperElliebellyboo Well actually there is a mushroom that releases spores that can animate dead spider bodies.

[themodernwarfarefrea]

Wait so was there zombies at the end or was it your time of month -_-

[9YoshiBlue]

WERE CAN I FIND COSTCO 030

[123shexyshwag20]

-_-douche

[123shexyshwag20]

STFU!!! IM JUST MESSING AROUND DOUCHEE

[123shexyshwag20]

haha it reminds me of when your peaing in the restroom n the curtains move in the shower n u think its a zombie n u run out screaming n peaing all over the floor:0

[CMLaneLV]

@123shexyshwag20 are you 4?

[m0tls1]

2:45 being killed my a zombie sounds a lot like something else O.O

[nightraven6669]

urg im sooooooooo hungery can i have some brain

[Deadlyman66]

LOL 2:46

[XENOMEXIFY]

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[sharnaskybros]

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[MrDavidX96]

brains? they eat the whole shabang, return of the living dead sucks

[pink18101]

1:30 Come back lmao

[awesometjdude]

i live in ky im ok 4 now

[MrKitkat0123]

hey,i still remember when i played left 4 dead.Why does the zombie swim?

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

If Zombies Do Take over the world hopefully they will be the slow ass zombies and not the all up in yo face zombies,If The world gets taken over with the all fast zombies your gonna get gang banged by zombies.

[TheIc3cr33man]

bleeding is orgasmic to him...

[predictor882]

racist :D

[AlOhAxStAr]

nice drawingz :D

[XBOX720CANSMD]

Costco

because when a zombie attack begins, your the only person headed to a big store with no windows.

i'll just go to my local archery range...

like for ZOBMIE APPOCOLIPCE!

[TheDragonflyzero]

@XBOX720CANSMD apocalypse

[MrClaytable]

texas hold 'em in plain english

[jsiff93624]

thank you for making me aware, mr. garrison.

[j33zysf100]

HAHAHA MY UNCLE'S NAME IS DAN

[vios688]

@j33zysf100 DAN the MAN

[HildaAshleazv438]

hm i am ur girl

[moneybadger3]

2:10 infected.

i thought tha if u chopped off an infected limb immediately after it got bitten then the person wont turn into a zombie.

EVA CONSIDERD THA!!!

[WhereIsReligion]

@moneybadger3 Hmm....Interesting idea. I don't think it would though...

[metaldorksforever666]

@moneybadger3 Well it spread too quickly through the bloodstream..it would be too late..and his shoulder? oh he's screwed..he'd be a burden and bleed to death and he'd be better off dead.

[divadavid07]

are there Ray guns in costco?

[lipelego22]

@divadavid07 I think not

but you may find at Wal-Mart a DG-2 Wunderwaffe

ok

[habborocks453]

thank you



[biquinho3045]

last word are must post video ! must be famousssssssssssssss (death)

[thegame3z]

one person that can kill all zombies CHUCK NORRIS

[Jethawk111222333]

@thegame3z Nope. Chuck Testa

[WhereIsReligion]

@Jethawk111222333 @thegame3z Both of you are wrong....Micky Fucking Mouse.

[Mr432scott]

But you said in electing a us president you lived in south Carolina which is no were near canada

[Mr432scott]

Zombies and i have 1 thing in common we both act poorly in cold weather

[Mr432scott]

we have no costco so i am fucked

[TheGagev]

TWEET YOUR LOCATION AND WEAPONG THATS CLOSE TO YOU AT #ifzombieshappen

Example- In bathroom with toliet seat #ifzombieshappen

[VladiSSius]

1:30 Yeah, Zombies can't swim. But they WALK in.

:D

[SlinkierFugur]

LOL! "Dancing with Michael Jackson".

[JuiceMaster5000EXTRA]

あなたのお母さんはあなたを舐めるが

[julianaugusto1]

come back 1:31 hahahahahahahah!

[mybox1991]

zombie

[aaronzack14]

you dont need large cal bullets, a .22 and a couple 555 bulk packs are all you need

[seanvskyle]

For zombie survival guide go to my page seanvskyle, episode zombie survival guide ....... you're gonna need it

[TwerdJB14]

this is hilarious! 1:28

"zombies can't swim. so retreat via boat can help"

"COME BACK" - the zombie

[mahoganypie]

HOW DID HE KNOW MY UNCLE'S NAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[TanyaYanguy133]

also sweet sesy doll who is not just all about the looks

[AlienWorkShop658]

Speaking of zombie actors, your not a very good one. lol

[TheCrystalcollin]

I think they feel that zombies are real. wow

[JoiAdeleti748]

ey somethin u never forget lemme show you how far i can go

[SurprsdPenguin]

I don't get it.

Wouldn't a costco be to spaced. Easy to get lost?

Best would b to have a society to keep building defences sending someone out for rashions each time suplly runs low. If they have a bite they would be subjected to civilized death.Each roll from EACH person.

LOL JK Costco is to good.

[suicidelama]

good to now that you can get grenades at Costco. 

[interngertas]

Modern Warfare 3 to win: goo.gl\iQBA4

[luisrangel0123]

what about the zombies on dead snow?

[kickassberrow]

@luisrangel0123 or worse left 4 dead :3

[mphky]

when i am a zombie im sooooo getting those kids candy!

[IAMMediaCO]

Can't believe I haven't seen this before. Where is the Zombie Tramp?

[77Rybo]

kill the undead



[JazziOshaughnessy]

432 people are NON- BELIEVERS </3

[YourEnd777]

can zombie chat whit me ?

[ethomas94]

Ironic that he spends all that time teaching you what to do in-case of a zombie sighting and as soon as a zombie outbreak happens, he's among the first to die.

[Khrome1]

Was this a commercial for Costco? It should be.

[jhajhagirl]

@Khrome1 i'm laughing but i don't quite get the joke. i like costco's though.

[westernys]

LOL the MJ part made me lose my shit hahahahaha

[animeflorescka]

I think my calculus teacher is a zombie. permission to decapitate?

[YTmes]

Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life ! Turn to Him, He is waiting for you ! JESUS CHRIST wants you to live forever in happiness !

[allthingandgames]

the man dies

[ChloeBelleIngle]

Shit I live in Seattle /:

[AKWARDUSER379]

im safe noon in north dakota

[luxord2654]

If you are bitten on the hand you can still save yourself. All you have to do is amputate that bitch! :D

[grandoization]

@luxord2654 lol what about your head???

[alexjudgejudy]

in dead snow i would be screwed up a mountin

[1600babyblue]

@SinaAngelli389

Back to omegle, zombie girl!

[SinaAngelli389]

hehe I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun

[kamkko]

Is Uncle Dan moo'ing?

[K0rn4lsky]

2:48 lol load of blood (cum)shot :D :D :D

[takatoekoe]

at the end he ejaculates blood..

[SpecialAgentOrange1]

zombies can swim.

[AugustEverlasting]

The book was better

[JudoonLeader632]

If you like zombies, you're gonna love this....

/watch?v=aZpgTqDMo3A

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[lerulez]

if he died at the end how did he upload this?

[zackari]

i think he came at the end there you may want to get your self checked cumming blood is never a good sign

[SuperTurtlepanda]

SHOT GUN AND A KATANNA BITCHEZ!! k im good

[sirzombiehunter429]

@TheLpsKitten9 *snore*

[TheLpsKitten9]

zombies are REAL but not many of them are real and they dont eat peoples brains that part of the zombie is FAKE

in africa witchdocters have this fish and they remove the poisen sack they give it to the person who wants to be one or the person that the witchdocter hates and wants as a servent.the person gets burried,the witch docter digs up the person and the person is a zombie in other words the the witchdocters servent because the person who digs up the zombie is ther master i think

[meerkatrocks]

I've never seen grenades on sale in Costco? Is it different here in the UK?

[wallofmindlessness48]

@meerkatrocks What? They don't sell them there? Do they at least sell high-power plasma rifles?

[meerkatrocks]

@wallofmindlessness48 Trust me, the most dangerous thing they sell in UK Costco is 1000x packs of cable ties! :S

[stuntmaniatv]

2:19 I love the way his hair grows as he turns into a zombie... lol

[MrMaxydoodle]

MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS CORPORAL SMITH OF THE SS VONTRUGA. we are in the south pacific coords:5739 3758 PLEASE HELP US WE WERE CARRYING A HIGH VALUE SUBJECT INFECTED BY A RAGE DISEASE!IT HAS INFECTED MOST OF THE CREW.I HAVE SEALED UP A DOOR TO WRITE THIS! PLEASE HELP! is what i would say if i was on that vessel(its fake) this is the sort of short broadcast you should make.explaining destination, name and your status.it may come in handy for the apocalypse

[lilboi42100]

haha no top comment



[TigerMeet2142]

2:45 i think you are a zombie, if ur cum is blood. after you jerked

[zNEKOMARUz]

Zombie's don't dance? You have obviously never seen the Zombie Jamborie video.

[DouglasMcK]

what about the other types of zombies.. such as the one with the T-virus or dead rising versions :P video fail..

[BBOT62]

2:45

you should go to the doctor if blood comes out after you jerk the old joystick

[hkpopfan4lif3]

#1 rule: DON'T GO TO COSTCO

everyone else will go there,

if you can think of it, so will everybody else. Go somewhere else

[BleaviNhim23]

@hkpopfan4lif3 walmart!!!

[MrVietna]

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[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

That looked more like he came blood everywhere... :/

[pinkgoth6]

We watched this in our english class XD

[Blightthehedg]

@pinkgoth6 lmao

[Rhumak]

can´t wait to play dead island ^^

[ruach12355]

2:47...O_O

[zybermen]

Another advantage to going to a high altitude: Zombies can't climb very well, and it's a long way down.

Make sure to grab a long stick so you can poke 'em off.

[MrGA93]

this guy talks as zombies are real

[IRaceBarrels]

@MrGA93 Zombies are real dude

[MyLordLoke]

fuck you zombie. thank to this video i' fucking preperd. =D

[plug145]

they don't just want your brains... they want to eat you whole!

so if you're a brainless blonde... RUN BITCH! RUNNNN!!

[theidontcare01]

@plug145 but when it would not be any zombies no body=no zombie

[sam15bo]

a this explains why nobody in the US has brains anymore..... ;)

[killere2009]

Can I buy some grenade supplies in Costco ⊙ _⊙ ?

[msteazy406]

"Come baack" Lol!!!

[VCastanium]

lawl. listen at 1:30 and when the guy leaves on the boat the zombie says "come back"

[PattyNutz]

2:47



[ApocalypseAD]

I moved into an abandoned old house on a mountain!

[theSSSfilms82]

bloody jizzz!!!!

[BMHouse58]

this is a zombie no they eat candy there candy is you BRAIN

[StormHornet56]

Going to Costco would be a bad idea. Everyone would think of that as their second choice - right after a hospital.

Chainsaws would be a terrible idea. Way too heavy and way too loud, and have a limited fuel source.

Small caliber bullets would work just fine.

An ax would be too hard to use quickly. A hatchet would be much easier to use with its long blade.

[Roberts7814]

You can be Immune, So if you get bit, You will spread the infection without turning into the infection.

[GoblinXXX]

If zombies eat brains... And destroying the brain kills a zombie...

WHERE DO NEW ZOMBIES COME FROM?  So get a shotgun, cuz once the first wave is destroyed, no new zombies!

[Rman235]

hahaha at the end he jizzed blood..pervert

[dikkezeug321]

yay I shot my first zombie on the moon today :D! thumbs if you know where I'm talking about ;P