I'm a doctor, not a ______ ! Go McCoy!

[Striker94001]

Uhhhhhhh

[ajtwista92]

dammit im a doctor, not a physicist!!!...wait...

[budweiburp]

im a doctor, not an escalator!

[1984BIGBROTHER1984]

@budweiburp thats my favorite part!

[SweetBearCub]

Oh my. At 0:09, with CC/Transcribe Audio on, I got "reminders the gentleman's time with your husband".. Instead of "Wanna see how fast I can put you in a hospital?" LOL

[666PTH]

i used to be a doctor but i got blasted by a phaser and shit

[edithdar]

ahhhhhh, we will miss you Bones!!!

[whavens2w2]

Happy Birthday Bones ...

[074emmy17]

I am Leonard McCoy, and im awesome.

[chuck555]

love you, bones.

[DaneaKISS]

I always think he will say "I am Leonard Nimoy.." lol

[PatriotCondor]

Bricklayer was the best one.

Then he slapped on some concrete, and VOILA!!!! All better. LOLOLOL

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@auroraanne333

He's a DOCTOR, dammit!

[MastermewtwoALPHA]

The irony is that a guy named Sylvester McCoy played the Doctor in Doctor Who.

[Kolbatsu]

McCoy:I'm a doctor not a

crew: yeah we know not a cannibal

McCoy: am I really that predictable

[mrstevehartman]

@Kolbatsu Yeah, right ?

[FWalshingham]

McCoy was a pimp

[CrazyTasteyPi]

McCoy: I'm not a scientist...

Me: ...wait... aren't doctors a type of scientist? You know... Medical science and what not? >.>

[mark197ify]

31 people are doctors, not people watching youtube

[supremeobliterator]

@auroraanne333 Plumber, havn't you been listening.

[TrueAmericanReject]

I'm a doctor not a good writter, ok just kidding I love Star Trek, just he did say that to much.

[00LadyYuna]

Hi do you know what episode 0:14 and 0:26 are from thanks : )

[Kittiesrway2cute]

@00LadyYuna I think it's The City on The Edge of Forever.

[mrsoctagoneapus]

Hahah LOL they're always asking him to do stuff and like *watchs video*

[GFedFan]

I'm a doctor, not a doctor. (try making sense of that)

[AtaraxiaMedia]

I'm a surgeon not a doctor!

[hydrolito]

@AtaraxiaMedia He said Surgeon not a Psychiatrists a surgeon is a Doctor.Then again a Doctor is a scientist with the science of surgery and medicine and how to improve it. Would have studied sciences of chemistry, biology, anatomy, etc. script writter didn't know much about Medicine Deforrest should have corrected him on this point.

[AtaraxiaMedia]

@hydrolito I know... I was making a joke...

[ff6257]

would you like to see just how fast i could put you in an hospital.

[oortichi1]

0:17. wat is that episode???????

[MrROTD]

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a sex therapist!

[Goldendriger]

Im seriously going to become a doctor just so i can say something like "Damn it, man Im a doctor! Not a bricklayer!" Although i dont know when i could say that...

[2bellsung]

So he's a "doctor" eh?

[fnerXVI]

@2bellsung He's a gynecologist.

[MrRafaelBCK]

So you're a doctor, huh?

[xxLythexx]

Pregnant woman: Heeeelp meee... ugh

McCoy: I am a doctor,not an escelator!

Pregnant woman: wump! Ah!!!! *tumbles down the hill like a snowman chasing  his carrot nose*

[CleanFlow]

When i first watched star-trek i hated bones i always thought he was bumming out Kirk and Spocks party but now i recognize he's really the best character!

Whats the best bones qoute?

[Cococrash11]

Great video.

[Interests2010s]

I LOVE IT!!!

[babylon218]

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a forklift!

[rah01kah1]

I'm a doctor not a Youtube star..



[SpaceMasterRahel]

0:23

Suddenly, Pon Farr!!

[datzfast]

dam it jim im just a simple country doctor, not a HMO provider with Obama care. i dont even know what a stem cell is.

[TheHeakes]

use closed captioning " reminders the gentle mens time with your husband

Im a doctor moderately"

[manxhedghog]

Well at least he knows who he is!

[VincentStrife347]

for god sakes jimbo, im a doctor not a poolman!

[DoctorSayWhat1997]

you know who else is a doctor? sylvester mccoy

[WebVManReturns]

At a Star Trek convention:

Fan: "I don't believe it! It's really you, Doctor McCoy!"

DeForest Kelley: "I'm an actor, not a doctor!"

[ponquinful]

@WebVManReturns So he IS a doctor! I mean who COULDN'T be a doctor in a time when one little gadget could cure any disease known to man.

[hydrolito]

@ponquinful They never had a device to cure any disease guess you never watched the show, the most common device used was a tricorder that recorded 3 vital sciences. Such an invention does exist.

[MunFurai]

"I'm a doctor, not a soda drink"

[followthestars97]

"what am i a doctor or a moon shuttle...doctor..." lolwut?

[hydrolito]

@followthestars97 What am I a Doctor or a Moon Shuttle conductor if quote it get it right.

[JayRicci7891]

00:6 "You like to see how fast I can put you in a Hospital?"

LOL, what a badass!

[callscott1]

@JayRicci7891 I don't remember that episode...

[The1vicvic1]

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"

[notablegoat]

"I'm a doctor" meets "I'm the Doctor". I wanna see it happen!

[pendragonU]

He seems to have problems to assert his profession as his personality

[KHAAAAAAAANNN]

Brilliant. I love it.

[jb60135]

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv.

[mrstevehartman]

Damn it Jim, im an actor playing any part they pay me to !

[Fourhand1917]

I'm a doctor not a **** go McCoy!

Is it wrong I read the title like that?

[gtownlad77]

I UNEMPLOYED and I can't sleep at NIGHT Worrying about bills DAMMIT JIM GET ME A JOB So I can stop cruising YOU TUBE all Fecking NIGHT!!!!

[jgibson1970]

I just realized that the Federation is unionized! He just keeps telling people - Hey, that's not my job.

[Shipoopiism]

Unanswered. Notice it right, bitch.

[TheLawliet10]

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor! Not a doctor! ... Wait

[SpookyJohnathan]

Dammit Jim!

[csumjr]

mmmmaaaaaaaannnnnnnn I actually pissed my pants...following your instructions......now I gotta change pants, and watch some other clips....thanks!!! ROFPOMLMAO (Rolling On Floor, Pissin' On Myself, Laughing My Ass Off)

[FriendlyShadow1]

lol It would seem the trascribe audio function needs a little work.

[thirtysilver]

Since when is a doctor not a scientist?

[cravenmagic]

"another scientist physicist was just pooped"

Wow I just lost it at that point, soooo hilrarious!

[alluurpo]

Lol seems that he has trouble convincing people he's a doctor.

Yeah what is he trying to pull off anyway!! A doctor?? I was more convinced by the statement that he's a bricklayer

[FairportConvention]

I'm a doctor, not an ATM machine.

[Mohachedachamalamo]

COMBINA SHIN

[numbers93]

"He's dead, Jim." XD

[dadoctah]

"I am Leonard McCoy, senior medical officer aboard the USS Enterprise. I own a mansion and a yacht."

[honorableshadow]

I'm Batman.

[JustinLRyan]

Im just an old fashioned county doctor....

[numbah82]

Hey guess what, I'm a Doctor and an Escalator.......

[planetcheck]

I'm a doctor, not a escalator!

LOL

[Statalyzer]

Funny thing about 0:17 is that one episodes that McCoy did study psychiatry.

[AdmiraITuvok]

lol senior medical officer of war.

[xChilledGamingx]

He's dead Jim

[mikedrummonds]

I'm a senior medical officer onboard the S.S. Enterprise....BITCHES!

[Labzo441]

He's a doctor not a jack of all trades

[JerichoDitch2]

I'm a doctor, not a podiatrist .... oh wait, that IS a doctor..never mind

[fairdathm]

Ha, that was great, thank you!

[TheAntman2006]

im a doctor not a trollolololololololll

[glimmer2158]

I'm a doctor, not a male prostitute!

[Gamma287]

Dang it, Jim! I'm a doctor not a doctor!

[plutofatelli]

28 people are squeemish.

[Milkweedy]

@DunlopDaytona Yes, press the little "CC" button on the bottom right side of the video. Then, once the "CC" symbol shows in red, hover the mouse over it. A box should pop up that shows "Transcribe Audio" and "Translate Captions". Make sure you click "Transcribe Audio" - that's where the funnies are.

[mauk4678]

Does Transcribed Audio ever get anything right ever?

[thelosjee]

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!" ....and the Emmy goes to:

[WinterSoilder]

LMFAO! "Magazine just happened last night in which you are not in"

[wetvulture]

I always wanted to do this and I guess I waited too long.

[QBryant9311]

I'm a doctor, not a teenager on YouTube.

[ZackMyslinski]

So what was his profession?

[TheBatmanSmells]

I'm a doctor not a happy meal!!!

[nobodyitellyou]

dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a chocolatey frosted cupcake!

[secretilluminaughty]

26 people are not doctors.

[FinalFantasyGirl3]

McCoy is WIN! XD

[GearShotgun]

"I'm a doctor not a bricklayer" was the first time he ever said this

[nicktesla45]

Me too, I am a doctor ! I have a doctorate in martial arts , You don't think that makes me a real doctor?! You wanna see how fast I can put you in the hospital ?!! ha ha ha ha That is funny .

[NewSuperAvenger]

I'm a doctor...not a whore

[RubikCuber1]

What's :31 from? Which episode?

[KaratekaKid]

The only thing McCoy proved during his service aboard the enterprise was how much the crew didn't need a medical doctor...

[Trund27]

Best one is "I'm a Doctor, not an Escaltor!!!!"

[Oscy]

Epic eyebrowing at 0:07

[Blazingwheel]

i'm a doctor, no im something much much more....im....A DENTIST AND A SUCCESS!

[SpockIsAPimp]

I'm a Doctor, not a LOVER.

[celondelon]

I'm a doctor not an actor!!

[kuzcat]

i'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. LOL

[Drwhofanindatardis]

I'm the Doctor, not an ordinary Timelord!

[Trund27]

@Drwhofanindatardis LOLOL!

[AzureAlight]

Transcribe audio says that "I am Leonard McCoy"="article or book or a" LOL

[Treblaine]

Balladares Moderately

[5891jonathan]

I'm a doctor, not an actor!

[davidls11]

I'm a doctor, not a corpse. Oh wait!...

[FlipmindMusic]

hahaha i love the captions.

[624gamer]

turn the captions on at 0:11

[211Serum]

@Milkweedy

Is this a joke on googles part or just the Transcribe Audio thing breaking down before our eye. Because this seems a bit to... well, strange to be just a bug in the program: "There are a lot more jokes about that". Either that or the program knows about all the star trek "Im a doctor not a ___" movies on youtube, which would be creepy.

[Barnseyz]

LOL molly wtf :L <3

[Hexed93]

Im a doctor,not a piece of shit !

[kenanscott24]

From Freeman's mind: I'm a doctor not a regular doctor!

[abbadeen]

i'm a doctor, not the real batman :[

[WebVMan]

I'm a doctor, not a veteranarian!

[BADBIKERBENNY]

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!" God that was funny.

[Thecuregalore94]

I'm a doctor, not captain kirk *Door blown open* I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!

[AirshipGolgotha]

I'm a doctor not a milkman

[Milkweedy]

Watch this in Transcribe Audio closed-captions.

You'll thank me after you pee your pants.

[birdmaddd]

@Milkweedy hahahaha omg yes! so many good ones.. "another scientist physicist was just popped" o.O

[Milkweedy]

@birdmaddd

YES! My favorite has to be when he's talking to Kirk:

"magazine just happened last night in which you are not in"

[birdmaddd]

@Milkweedy lol, i almost picked that one for my previous comment! it's almost like the auto-captions translates the subcontext of the scene.. ;)

[FishfilmInc]

@birdmaddd "Splat dot there are alot more jokes about that!"

[Fremglerk]

@Milkweedy "Donna Karan escalators going on."

[StelarCF]

@birdmaddd splat dot there are a lot more jokes about that!

[DunlopDaytona]

@Milkweedy I'm sorry I'm so old that I'm technically illterate, but, can you tell me how to watch this is Transcribe Audio closed captions?

Thanks a lot!

[birdmaddd]

@DunlopDaytona press the little "CC" button below the video

[DunlopDaytona]

@birdmaddd Thank you!

So funny, my eyes popped

[secretsith28]

@birdmaddd Even if I press that button it gives me a red exclamation.

[TheACRainey]

@Milkweedy "balladares moderately" Thank you closed-captions!

[daftvader75]

@Milkweedy lol thanks

[Trund27]

@Milkweedy I love it

[Eternalykegg]

@Milkweedy Donna karan escalators going on.

[MsTwinkle101]

@Milkweedy

 **changes pants**

Thank you :)

[GrumpyMrGruff]

@Milkweedy Better than the subtitles on the bootleg of "SW EIII: The Backstroke of the West" from Taiwan.

[panchelbel007]

@Milkweedy - My personal favorite is, "Donna Karen escalators going on."

[TheBirrrdy]

@Milkweedy Ahahahahalooooooooool thank you ! *wipestears*



[juresaiyan]

@Milkweedy ROFL

[Doperwtje81]

@Milkweedy

"donna karan escalators going on"

[StarcoGAMES]

@Milkweedy I shatnered in my pants!

[spinemelter2000]

I finally know where Family Guy got the scene. Helllooooooo.

[frostbitegadget]

What's a duckter?

[SPeacock]

@frostbitegadget A doctor who specialises in ducks? Just kidding :) It's McCoy (DeForest Kelley)'s Southern accent that makes him sound like that.

[thirtysilver]

A doctor isn't a scientist?

[Makeoutparadise2]

0:23 Wait a minute if you're not a scientist Bones how are you a Doctor? Danm it Jim I have doctorate in theatrical arts I'm a Doctor not a doctor doctor

[PointsofData]

Wait. I didn't quite catch that. What was he again?

[EduardoTVideos]

I'm a doctor, not a doctor.

[Ved0000]

McCoy is really creepy when he threatens that guy, especially with the foreboding music.

[jayfeatherjunkie]

WOW, he's a doctor? I never noticed! Lol love this vid thanks for putting it up.

[xTsukiTsuki]

I had to play the first part over because I though he said, "What am I, a doctor or a boob gelatin doctor?" xD

[Neropoo]

24 people are not doctors

[shuri]

Hey! McCoy, I'm not quite sure what you do for a living. Mind explaiining?

[XXXblackgoatXXX]

a doctor not a piece of shit

[EduardoTVideos]

I'm a user, not a idiot that disliked this video.

[robikz]

Doctor McCoy was the best character in TOS.

[coupdehead]

a moon-shuttling doctor!

[journalcrazy07]

Oh I finally get it he's a doctor. LOL

[mrsgupta]

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!"

"Dammit man im a