Flight Of The Conchords~You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute

[reepicheep3]

10 people couldn't afford Jemaine.

[psykos448]

Jemaine: easiest buy ever. And I'm a 12 year old straight guy.

[Bluespeyer]

Male prostitution seems to be my only option

[MrHajicat]

i wonder if my neighbours like this as much as i do

[Trommeldaris]

I used to be a prostitute, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[EpicMaging]

This is the only song that doesn't get old after the 100th time :) lol

[RifleButt]

absolutely fantastic

[andras23]

Do you have any other skills....like typing !

[SuperEaglehunter]

@andras23 Why?

[BrObeArReePeR77]

do people who put up lyrics of the song really get 87 thumbs up GAY

[randomscenequeen]

thumbs up if you think that they could write hit songs xD

[samikirkpatrick]

I love how this all started by buying a cup. haha

[CocaxCobra]

By far the best reggae song ever made...

and way better than Bob Marley!

[genesisrock43]

@CocaxCobra Actually more of a take on the Police than Bob Marley!

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@genesisrock43 Roxanne -The Police. Check it out.

It's the original You Don't Have to be a Prostitute.

[tripleJmovies]

@CocaxCobra

Fuck yourself. 

[johnisjim]

8 people said no to being a man ho, a male giggolo.

[forefamily100]

flight of the conchords are funny!

[J1994M]

7 people shouldn't be brought home

[00roastedlampost00]

"You have a room-mate Jemaine! Don't bring them home!" XD

[victorpuentedura]

As always, very funny, but also moving...

[Warmo64018940]

0:42

sneaky sneaky ;)

[xMoNsTeRxBlackOps]

7 peoples pants are too tight!

[Mot352]

7 people had to be prostitutes

[nyuuyoku]

100,000 viewer :D

[Umadbroham]

Should I be worried my mom was listening to this?

[amandamcapttinson]

I desperately miss this show :(



[goonerbrad352]

the 6 people that disliked this were male prostitutes... and proud!

[NStenO]

Ahhh wrong note at 2:38

[ThomAceable]

Do you have any other skills? Like typing?

[AmericanPlayboys]

Jermaine... you could make a lot of money. I would pay you for your time... But you would be singing to me, not screwing me.

[Brickstone01]

You have a roommate Jermaine! Don't bring them home!!

hahaha!

[sackvegas1]

dont you have any other skills......like typing? xDD

[jrn1994]

Isn't that jacket that Jermaine's wearing the jacket from "The Midnight Cowboy"?

[babyinblack]

lmao jemaine spinning on the pole, and him giving back the money :P

[crispycrab]

I would give him five euros.

[Umbrellas0]

Just realized this is parodying The Police's Roxanne.

[SpadesHeart]

@Umbrellas0 0_o holy shit.

[AngelicAnimeX]

lmao "he cannot see his way ouuuuttt"

"i cannot see my way out!"

XDDD

[melistrokes]

do you have any other skills, like typing?? XDDDDD

[nukers124]

Daaaaamn, Eugene is good at the steel Drums

[ARussianHat]

do you have any other skills? Like typing?

[bigrabbifish]

I bought two police records today and all I could think of was "Jermaine, you don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no"

[krimzonvillain]

Best image in the whole video is the reflection of Jemaine's nerd-glasses in the Red Light when he's standing forlornly at the window XD

[KuroiKarite]

Kickass Steel Drums solo at 2:37.

[loqutor]

For those who don't get it, this is a parody of "Roxanne" by the Police.

[iontxu]

Awesome!

[juicyjohnbox]

you dont have to be a protitute, noo no no no no!

you dont have to be a night looker, boy hooker, boy, bro, hoe!

[SavoyTruffle78]

Yes, this is a parody of "Roxanne" by the Police.

[SavoyTruffle78]

"You can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-ho!"

LMFAAAAOOOOO!!!!!

[Cheeseguy88]

the beginning is the best. Where Bret is automatically clothed xD

[ManDadJr]

is this making fun of that police song roxanne???

[jgmm322]

@ManDadJr i dont thnk so

[Crackajack69]

@ManDadJr i think it is.... its got the same kinda rythmn and its about prostitution... i thought the same when i first saw it...

[grantdawg07]

do you have any other skills? like typing? haha how do they come up with this stuff

[brotherbuzz909]

this is such a good song. i mean other than it being hilarious

[jerste]

i cant typpe.

[iluvbuddymixer0627]

this song and the other flight of conchord song is so funny

[MajorLoveage]

"Mah pants are too tight" lol.

[retardofthe21century]

lol its funny because he becomes a prostitude because of a $2.79 cup

[pinksockedhobo1]

"you have a roommate jemaine dont bring them home"

haha.

[phattskis]

hahahahaha

[TransFictionSwitch]

i wonder how they did the intro.

[Jay4P]

@TransFictionSwitch

they do it all on the streets on new york expet for the really complex bits they do in a studio

[Amanda18Maughan]

i frekin luv those guys and this song lol :]

[RagazzaFredda]

Hell yeah Reggae.

[mazterson]

@RagazzaFredda yeah i think they're trying to answer The Police's song Roxanne

"you dont have to put on your red light"

just an idea. =)

[RagazzaFredda]

Ah yeah true

[Jleritz2]

yeah thats what i thought when i heard this song

[rareaxis]

too good

[zipquickshez]

Do you have any other skills?

like typing? hahahahaaa

[Timmioh123]

Male prostitution seems to be my only OPTION LMAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS GREAAT I LOVE THESE GUYS

[Fonic17]

I don't think i'll ever get sick of this song.

[hightower691]

i luv it you dont need to be a prosttute

[MidGroundInertia]

i think it's either the steel drums or marimba, but that could also be a dance.

[fluffnuzzler258]

stell drums. a marimba is similiar to a xylophone

[MidGroundInertia]

thanx.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Roooooxxxannnne...

[DizzyWizzy123]

it's a cold night under the street light there's a man whose pants are too tight!

" My pants are tooo tight "

LOOOL

[Triipticz]

@DizzyWizzy123 Jemaine is hilarious

[theturbolemming]

Potentially coming to Rock Band!

[jakeishere63]

no fucking way!? are you serious?

[AdrianPod]

im serious business

[rockpop316]

Dude steel drums!!!

[opplus1]

steel pans

[bookcaseman]

i think theyre called steel drums?

[kiwi47589]

absolutely AWESOME video :) i love Flight of the Conchords :)

[g4m3fr34k678]

The album comes out October 20th

[a45632100]

but I am at taiwan

[a45632100]

I want to download this ~~

where can I get it ??

[trendmedown]

I actually like the season 2 songs better than season 1. I think overall it's a better season actually. Praying they do a third.

[peteymandem]

nope

[Mrwinkleton]

he doesn't have to turn on the red light lol

[Kaspod]

lmao

[shannow77]

1:40 love the pole dancing haha

[ulpantera]

U don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no no

This song nearly made me cough too much because of it's amusement :)) =)) anyway, poor Jam

[classicrockrox]

Hahaha, a hilarious Police parody!

[fuzzycoat3]

Can't wait for album

[desowell]

its out, check whatthefolk

[tea73]

as usual, pure genius from 2 of my favorite boys!

[ipodnano4334]

guys, this was just confirmed to be on the new album! Yay!

[blazevoX]

LOL! THe manager being a rastaed out playing the Jamaican thingy. I sad tho there will never be new fotc : ( ... they should make a movie like cheach and chong next movie and travel around socal in there low rider van and solving mysteries

[AubinMagnus]

Not the manager, though, that's their landlord

[blazevoX]

oh sorry. We call them apartment managers here in socal. its not manager its ginger balls.

[mightymuggin777]

just to let you know its a oil drum lol

[pigshair123]

thats not the manager

[Merrrcredi]

you dont have to be...a prostitute

you can say no

to being a man hoe, a male jiggle-o

this is spoofing Roxanne, right?

[xbones9694]

Sure is!

[contourman]

Note the Jemaine is constantly in red light ;)

[DaveMcNad]

Roxanne reference ftw!

[GarlandW]

male gigolo ?

[newton2013]

reggae beat an all...

[Zora101]

Gigolo, not jiggle-o..

[Merrrcredi]

hahah :P

sorry, just a canadian ive never called anyone a gigolo before:$

but ill remember how to spell it for future reference

[Zora101]

That´s all right.

But just as a question; have you never seen the movie "Deuce Bigalow:European Gigolo" with Rob Schneider?

[Merrrcredi]

hahah no but it sounds hilarious:P

[Zora101]

Yes, it´s quite funny! You should see it!

[BeaconXDR]

NO! You really SHOULDN'T see that movie...it was ass.

The first one was so much better, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.

[Fedoratheeexplora]

These guys are so awesome. I wonder what they could come up with if they weren't funny.

[artstarAS80]

well brett was in the black seeds, a great new zealand reggae ska type band and they are awesome too! check them out= ) peace from kiwi land!

[doajig101]

Also, Bret McKenzie put out a solo album in 2004 under the name "Video Kid". Check it out too.

[englishwh]

so awesome

[JustPuppyLuv]

"Do you have any other skills? Like typing?"

LOL.

[ItsTheCos]

I wouldn't say you have to be familiar with Midnight Cowboy, just that you have to be familiar with...what a prostitute is. lol. Being familiar with Midnight Cowboy doesn't hurt, though.