omg only an idiot thinks about this shit consciously and a normal person does it unconsciously.. and btw sometimes you have to do idiotic things to achieve happiness.. AND an idiot doesnt know he is an idiot or else he wouldnt be an idiot.. he thinks the things he does are normal.. so worst advice ever!!!
What you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no point, and may God have mercy on your soul.
@Kocayine Then why would they do it? You said "an idiot would know when something is idiotic?" Didn't you mean to say, an "intelligent" person would know when something is idiotic? Moron.
This is a paradox for me... If an idiot does it, I wouldn't do it. But that would mean an idiot wouldn't do it, so I have to do it.. but that again means an idiot does it too... AARaarghgh
@trickmastermonkey Idiocracy isn't that special, it kind of takes part in what it makes fun of. You sitting in front of the TV watching Idiocracy and laughing at the stupid guy in the movie that is laughing in front of his TV isn't much different. Satire of banality is a form of banality itself.
I was going to post a something about the mysterious pink bottle at 0:07 Seconds in the Cabinet...but then I thought would and idiot do that?...I said no
@pedrohadek Your body regulates your breathing and does it for you, just like your heartbeat. If you were to hold your breath until you passed out, you wouldn't die, you'd simply fall unconscious and your body would begin to regulate your breathing again. This is how we survive sleep. So yes, an idiot would breathe.
@pedrohadek Lol! - but they can't exactly CHOSE to breath as it's obviously unconscious? They can only actively chose NOT to breath. Hmmm I wonder does that make sense; would an idiot write this comment? I don't know!
then why think? if you do not want to do it, you'd be an idiot if you had thought it and not to do it but then still do it. If you haven't thought it and done it, others would think your and idiot which will make them idiots coz of thinking that by doing that you are an idiot so its best not to think, but not to think will make you an idiot...... and so forth
@DRUM57IX OR World War 3 later this year. Count on it! Leave Iran alone before its too late. If only Americans knew what i know. they would storm the White house and Mutiny before its too late.
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
Just brilliant:) I ripped the audio from it and made a kinetic typography from it. Think you inspired me to make some more of those from the office, If I find the time. I didnt realise how many of those short, brilliant dialogues/advices there were in this series. Gotta see it all now.
@villebre1 In your opinion it does, not in other's or it wouldn't be the biggest selling comedy DVD ever or the most played show around the world.. LOL
@ctfc92 You came onto a video about the US office only to say you think its worse in comparison to the UK office. In internet terms that is being a troll, in general terms you could describe it as being a dick.
@blitzkrieg450 Well i am not a "Troll" whatever the fuck that means. I also never seen the video i thought "Look its an office us clip, i'm going to slag it off" i just commented on a video and everyones getting there knickers in a twist because of it.
hey guys.. i work hard on my creative videos and get close to 0 hits.. so what im doing is finding great videos like yours, witch has 609450985609 hits and simply.. askin for a lil bit of the love.. thank you
Lmao at the Billy Madison comment
superterrorizer666 3 hours ago
haha i went from the pursuit of happiness inspiring speech to this! lol
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omg only an idiot thinks about this shit consciously and a normal person does it unconsciously.. and btw sometimes you have to do idiotic things to achieve happiness.. AND an idiot doesnt know he is an idiot or else he wouldnt be an idiot.. he thinks the things he does are normal.. so worst advice ever!!!
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llleeonnn 12 hours ago
242 idiots passed through here
karz12 13 hours ago 6
only an idiot would dislike this
prstonhood5 17 hours ago
lol
warmaxxx 22 hours ago
So simple, yet so brilliant
LordxDanswich 1 day ago
This IS the most inspiring thing i've ever heard.
destinyawaitsx3 1 day ago
It's the simplest advice!
SomeOneFromOFS 1 day ago
Only an idiot would post this pointless comment
NeyoScooter 1 day ago
When in doubt ask yourself this, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Alexplus20 2 days ago
only an idiot would read this...
09Ginster 2 days ago
epic. and true.
BetterDayz19 2 days ago
Only an idiot would make this.
577666 2 days ago
What you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no point, and may God have mercy on your soul.
GoH4bsGo 2 days ago
Young Newt Gingrich is smart!
bads06 2 days ago
@bads Old Ron Paul's a lot smarter!
SOLIDSNAKEz28 2 days ago
@SOLIDSNAKEz28 True :3
bads06 2 days ago
what would jesus do
m4ster017 3 days ago
@pedrohadek would you breathe? theres your answer
sshoIe 3 days ago
Idiot.
pinkpuppyball 3 days ago
OH w....???
sanfter2mRiese 3 days ago
In all honesty, that is pretty damn good advice.
xThemalemodelsx 4 days ago 16
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No, because an idiot would know when something is idiotic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Kocayine 3 days ago
@Kocayine Then why would they do it? You said "an idiot would know when something is idiotic?" Didn't you mean to say, an "intelligent" person would know when something is idiotic? Moron.
xThemalemodelsx 3 days ago
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I meant to say that an idiot wouldn't* know when something is idiotic.
Kocayine 3 days ago
seems legit
ilikebmx111 4 days ago
LOoL...I dont wanna be an idiot..im going to finish ma studying...
tresjoli109 4 days ago
Is this man a butter-baby? I heard if you mate and there is butter on the crack you might get a butter-baby.
Ariel62073 4 days ago
This is a paradox for me... If an idiot does it, I wouldn't do it. But that would mean an idiot wouldn't do it, so I have to do it.. but that again means an idiot does it too... AARaarghgh
ThatDutchIdiot 5 days ago 2
Lol! Thank you. Imma do that now.
Davrainbow 5 days ago
There's such a finality to his words. "I do NOT do that thing." *bursts out laughing for the fifteenth time*
RascaIKat 6 days ago
NOOOOOO !!! GOD, PLEASE, NOOO ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
otkusisebechlen 6 days ago
This is ridiculous. The proper version is "Would a smart man do it? If so, I do it."
trakkaton 1 week ago
Nails it. This is probably the real answer to Life The Universe And Everything.
ishtarg8 1 week ago
i was looking for something inspiring and motivating instead i laughed
dnbhead1 1 week ago
hahaha so clever!
Dandidodos 1 week ago
Would an idiot take his lottery winnings?
JBroMCMXCI 1 week ago
hes in the rocker :)
CF1791ROLFMAO 1 week ago
His logic is sound. Spiderman agrees.
ricochet188 1 week ago
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truest thing!
fivequotes 1 week ago
This is the truest thing I have ever heard!
2amazing4you23 1 week ago 2
such an idiot
0engima0 1 week ago
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wow love this show
fivequotes 1 week ago
lmao GENIAL
GeminiNES 1 week ago
Bang on.
JPorterUK 1 week ago
would an idiot flush?
IntercomStatic 1 week ago
Idiot- would not take this advice,
and I'm not an idiot.
TheBooFear 1 week ago
funny how not even half of the people who liked this video can take this advice.
RayMarvel6 1 week ago
"May your caps fly as high as your dreams."
supersingerevan 1 week ago
224 people didn't think "would an idiot do that" before they clicked the dislike bar
dontfolowme 1 week ago
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I made a little the office remix thing, check it out:
/watch?v=YrA5Cx11ClU&feature=youtu.be
zLaamaQQ 1 week ago
@jumpinshade Derp learn english derp.
PSReldus 1 week ago
politicians should ask themselfs the same question
matoro2009 1 week ago
Move cursor over to the dislike bar....(Would an idiot do this?)....Move cursor over to like bar and click.
oddthomas201 1 week ago 33
@oddthomas201 only an idiot would start clicking on the like bar...
NoNiceNamesLeft 1 week ago
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I was about to click the dislike button, but then I thought would an idiot do that? And I did not do that thing.
TimmyThePlank 1 week ago
I was about to click the dislike button, but then I thought would an idiot do that? And I did not do that thing.
TimmyThePlank 1 week ago
I can't look at that guy without seeing him as that fishboy in House of 1000 corpses
Monkeymoobs1 1 week ago
watch the movie Idiocracy, it'll definitely change your life
trickmastermonkey 1 week ago
@trickmastermonkey Idiocracy isn't that special, it kind of takes part in what it makes fun of. You sitting in front of the TV watching Idiocracy and laughing at the stupid guy in the movie that is laughing in front of his TV isn't much different. Satire of banality is a form of banality itself.
MadPutz 1 week ago
@MadPutz that's exactly why it's special. it did make you laugh the first time, right? by the way, thank you for your over-analysis
trickmastermonkey 1 week ago
I was going to post a something about the mysterious pink bottle at 0:07 Seconds in the Cabinet...but then I thought would and idiot do that?...I said no
GangOBroz12 1 week ago
@GangOBroz12 but you insisted and made the comment. great job.
johootly 1 week ago
Shhhyyyytttsszz deeep, nikkas iz cryinn :'(
bEtZeRo0 2 weeks ago
lol
evilgothvampire 2 weeks ago
Would an idiot breath?
pedrohadek 2 weeks ago 253
@pedrohadek only an idiot would wonder whether or not an idiot would breathe.
ghalo17 1 week ago 76
@ghalo17 only an idiot would reply to a comment wondering whether or not an idiot would breathe.
NoNiceNamesLeft 1 week ago
@ghalo17 only an idiot would respond to another idiot!
TheElmoder 3 days ago 21
@TheElmoder only and idiot would respond to an idiot that responded to an idiot
universalize1 2 days ago
@TheElmoder Only an idiot would respond to another idiot responding to another idiot.........oh wait.
Cocaine8711 2 days ago
@TheElmoder only a idiot would respond to a idiot's response to another idiot's comment.
BaThEeShA 1 day ago
@BaThEeShA and the cycle continues...
007sephiroth1 1 day ago
@TheElmoder that means your an idiot too. and now so am i :D
the13nthpartyboy 1 day ago
@the13nthpartyboy you're not your
WildDanHibiki 20 hours ago
@TheElmoder in that base both of you are idiots and so am i
Antzcceltic1 14 hours ago
@pedrohadek Would an idiot live among the man kind?
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@pedrohadek Yes, actually. An idiot would misspell breathe, now that I think of it. But the point is taken.
TheTrueJedi01 1 week ago
@pedrohadek Only an idiot would then say they won't breath because an idiot does breath... so damned if you do damned if you don't
NoNiceNamesLeft 1 week ago
@pedrohadek An exception to the rule. Have a nice day, and don't forget to breathe! :D
ZZSFAN 1 week ago
@pedrohadek Checkmate.
dex208 1 week ago
@pedrohadek Your body regulates your breathing and does it for you, just like your heartbeat. If you were to hold your breath until you passed out, you wouldn't die, you'd simply fall unconscious and your body would begin to regulate your breathing again. This is how we survive sleep. So yes, an idiot would breathe.
EddBSmith 1 week ago 5
@EddBSmith haha true story bro! @pedrohadek ownd ;pPPPppPp
Mutubeish 1 week ago
@pedrohadek Would an idiot respond to a video such as this with a rhetorical question? Yes they would, therefore................
drake6430 1 week ago
@pedrohadek They would only out of their mouth.
Maxalicious 6 days ago
@pedrohadek Absolutely not, it's the smartest thing to do
EvilRainbowPictures 5 days ago
@pedrohadek Lol! - but they can't exactly CHOSE to breath as it's obviously unconscious? They can only actively chose NOT to breath. Hmmm I wonder does that make sense; would an idiot write this comment? I don't know!
The video was hilarious btw!
CooCurrent 5 days ago
@pedrohadek
No :P
CaptainPositron 4 days ago
@pedrohadek OOOOHHHH SNAAP!!!!! My mind just got raped!
Forlo12345 4 days ago
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TheSpiritualGamer 4 days ago
@pedrohadek No, They would not.
Sleepingpillz 3 days ago
@pedrohadek Only an idiot wouldn't know how to spell "Breathe".
JamesGedd 2 days ago 5
lol
Mahirov 2 weeks ago
Haha, these top comments <3
krythel 2 weeks ago
Perioid
d6ud9e 2 weeks ago
Inspirational! Yup, that line sure changed ma life. Bigup Michael
melissatrim 2 weeks ago
@SuperUltiMatt You didn't take the advice from the video at all did you?
Koroar 2 weeks ago
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The hump back man who is destroying our Earth is eckhart tolle
He is claimed as the #1 spiritual teacher on Earth
Eckhart Tolle is Satan manifested in the flesh.
Yaylin2 2 weeks ago
"don't be an idiot" something we all should live by
snowmane2123 2 weeks ago
then why think? if you do not want to do it, you'd be an idiot if you had thought it and not to do it but then still do it. If you haven't thought it and done it, others would think your and idiot which will make them idiots coz of thinking that by doing that you are an idiot so its best not to think, but not to think will make you an idiot...... and so forth
SuperUltiMatt 2 weeks ago
wrong!!!!!!!!!!! , idiot is what people told you not to do, so you want to live a live for others or for your self ?
roulamin 2 weeks ago
Well then
awparrish 2 weeks ago
If only our congressmen would do this, then we wouldn't be facing SOPA or PIPA
DRUM57IX 2 weeks ago 314
@DRUM57IX FUCK! Agreed!
AzizanWMusic 2 weeks ago
@DRUM57IX OR World War 3 later this year. Count on it! Leave Iran alone before its too late. If only Americans knew what i know. they would storm the White house and Mutiny before its too late.
Nevawake 1 week ago
@DRUM57IX
Eisai ellinas?
ThomasToum17 1 week ago
@DRUM57IX Or war or financial oblivion or well. Most of the shit we're in.
ELREndLondonRule 1 week ago
@DRUM57IX don't forget ACTA
smaskeriff 1 week ago
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 2 weeks ago
Yes!!!
TYCOONLAGOON 2 weeks ago
Rocks!
williamkinchen 2 weeks ago
what Dwight just said make soo much sense
aminfrared 2 weeks ago
''The Rocker'' kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ArturScc 2 weeks ago
WOULD AN IDIOT DO THIS?!?! *Smashes down the elevator* HUH?!?! uh oh.
OHYAYful 2 weeks ago
are you Joel McHale on mask?
KaseyLullaby 2 weeks ago
My dad told me something, "If the idiots hate you, you aint one of 'em."
PlanetZelka 2 weeks ago
215 people are idiots
yamahafella03 2 weeks ago
What is a troll?
ZitiDzn 2 weeks ago
Just brilliant:) I ripped the audio from it and made a kinetic typography from it. Think you inspired me to make some more of those from the office, If I find the time. I didnt realise how many of those short, brilliant dialogues/advices there were in this series. Gotta see it all now.
ConceptualVisionInc 2 weeks ago
NOOOOOOOOOO, GOD NOOOOOOO!
ManTheBell 2 weeks ago
And to think I came here from watching the last speech in Black Hawk Down
2013branth 2 weeks ago
The Office UK is better, Next.
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 supposedly the US office took on a life of its own and became its own show which is unusual for a remake. I may buy the box set :P
Pentdad 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 The UK version sucks haha
villebre1 2 weeks ago
@villebre1 Version? You mean original, without the UK office this wouldn't exist.
TheSaintAza 2 weeks ago
@TheSaintAza so? that doesn't change the fact that the original sucks :s
villebre1 2 weeks ago
@villebre1 In your opinion it does, not in other's or it wouldn't be the biggest selling comedy DVD ever or the most played show around the world.. LOL
TheSaintAza 2 weeks ago
@TheSaintAza love ya
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@villebre1 oi calm down mate. Next.
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 penis bro
villebre1 2 weeks ago
@villebre1 why did you say "penis bro" ?
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 He said "penis bro" because you are being a dick. Next.
blitzkrieg450 2 weeks ago
@blitzkrieg450 how am i being a dick
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 You came onto a video about the US office only to say you think its worse in comparison to the UK office. In internet terms that is being a troll, in general terms you could describe it as being a dick.
blitzkrieg450 2 weeks ago
@blitzkrieg450 Well i am not a "Troll" whatever the fuck that means. I also never seen the video i thought "Look its an office us clip, i'm going to slag it off" i just commented on a video and everyones getting there knickers in a twist because of it.
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 Funny joke. You should join the script team.
VictimOfBoredom 2 weeks ago
@VictimOfBoredom i am the script team. Next
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
@ctfc92 So the UK version is written by a troll on YouTube. It all makes sense now. :D
VictimOfBoredom 2 weeks ago
@VictimOfBoredom yep yep
ctfc92 2 weeks ago
I took this advice,
and have never sang "never say never".
fizz113 2 weeks ago
@fizz113 sung*
fortyseven05 2 weeks ago
@fortyseven05 Only an idiot would make a grammar mistake.
Wait, what?
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hey guys.. i work hard on my creative videos and get close to 0 hits.. so what im doing is finding great videos like yours, witch has 609450985609 hits and simply.. askin for a lil bit of the love.. thank you
MrMovieSound 3 weeks ago
This actually makes sense.
rxantos 3 weeks ago
Would an idiot bring stupid hate to YouTube comments?
UFOJockey 3 weeks ago
If only people posting youtube comments would take this advice.
deth2munkies 3 weeks ago 362
@deth2munkies Imagine how better the world would be if everyone took this advice.
Grey13Human 2 weeks ago
@deth2munkies He used make arrow in the knees jokes until he took that advice. ;)
Zoidberg815 2 weeks ago
Fuck man
joanneteng444 3 weeks ago
Wow, gay comments on an inspirational quote vid...who let all the idiots out?
Askimoula 3 weeks ago 85
@Askimoula Internet
NoNotmeNever 3 weeks ago
I used to be an idiot, but then I took an arro... Oh, wait, that's what an idiot would do.
corebonts 3 weeks ago
XD
coolguy19991 3 weeks ago
Ok how did we go from not being and idiot to talking about being gay
themanwith6 3 weeks ago 2
no wonder why he never says arrow to the knee jokes
Martykun36 3 weeks ago 2
The only thing that would make this video better is a well-placed "FUCK!" It makes everything comical, when your immature like me!
Zayin1993 3 weeks ago
I used to be an idiot,but then i got an arrow in the knee.
bluds1 3 weeks ago
LOL
MissesIsAMR 4 weeks ago
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@MissesIsAMR
God said do Not kill.Gen9,Ex20
God said do NOT learn the way heathen serve their gods burning children as sacrifices and he HATES this.Deu12:30-31.
God said he NEVER commanded,mentioned nor even thought people would be so wicked they would sacrifice and burn children.Jer19:5.
God does NOT tempt with evil.James1
Abram should have told the demon telling him sacrifice and burn 2nd son"Get behind me devil.God forbids murder."
Abram followed demon;ignored god's commands.
worksequalsalvation 3 weeks ago
I used to think like him, till i got an arrow in the knee.
MrDeathorfreedom 4 weeks ago
lol
JackieEco 4 weeks ago
This is going as my Facebook status! xD
BikeTrial1995 4 weeks ago
@BikeTrial1995 I was thinking the SAME thing
oljerzbastard 4 weeks ago
hmmmm but it is fun being an idiot nd then being smart to people
grozz98 4 weeks ago
Hahahahahaha!
SmallBizMktg 4 weeks ago
I just realize something. People look stupid when they cry. -The Crimson Bolt
BZLentertainment 1 month ago
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BZLentertainment 1 month ago
Don't be an idiot. Whenever I am about to do something. I would think. Would an idiot do that and if they do, I would not do that thing.
TheWayshowerTube 1 month ago
@TheWayshowerTube
Why don't you just quote the whole fucking video you bitch.
ColeCola12 1 month ago
Hahaha
Eagle1538 1 month ago
Would an idiot fire a gun in the office?
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tim9355 1 month ago
@yourballsareinert No one saw the bullet leave the gun. All we know is we heard a loud noise and found a hole in the carpet. No gun was fired.
tim9355 1 month ago
@yourballsareinert not if he was told it was a desk pop...
WillG42 3 weeks ago
@yourballsareinert of course not firing a gun in the office is the most reasonable thing any man could do
TheClownRaper 3 weeks ago
@yourballsareinert yes, if you were getting strangled by a piece of alien technology.
sernikpl2010 3 weeks ago
@yourballsareinert Depends on who you are firing at.
Grey13Human 3 weeks ago