Reptilian Tongue

[thano111]

I just had Pizza, and I did that with my lips also. So, am I a reptilian?? Dick heads.

[EspG74]

Perhaps Bush is descendant of Argonian.

[exclushunedoara]

1117 dislikes from reptilians . FUCK U REPTILES

[nishblaze]

why do people dislike this video??? he just did what every reptile does with his tongue. proof showing that we have reptilian features too.

[StewPidasol2]

god bless you sir

[Minedust]

cows boyfriend



[Beowulf2700]

....are...you...a....GAHHAHaha­haahah ohdgrrkkk

ignore this post...-your friendly neighborhood human

[SteinUndStahl666]

WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED!?

lol

[jabdurpullin]

@SteinUndStahl666 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[crissfoo96]

goddammit i love cracked .

[JuliusDr]

LIZARD PEOPLE. THEY ARE CONTROLLING US, YET YOU ARE STILL AGNORANT AND YOU THINK THAT POSTING THINGS ON THE INTERNET WOULD HELP. WE NEED TO RISE AGAINST THE LIZARD PEOPLE. STAY UNITED.

[infernocanuck]

@JuliusDr Oh Lordy Lordy! I wouldn't want to be agnorant!

[anthonywilliams999]

@infernocanuck you know what they say, Agnorance is Bliss.

[MrNickNamez]

said the one who called me ignorant

[brizuelaledesma]

ha ha ha, very good !!!

[djdbag]

You have to admit it was kinda creepy

[JediDigicore]

must b worth more than a gecko for curing aids...

:))

this is full of crap!

[anythreeletters]

I didn't see anything, and I find it scary that some people do. Scary that they aren't in Bellevue.

[numba1spartan]

If lizard people are such a problem perhaps we could hire dog people from the constalation butlick to eat them?

[alphaanimator]

I see Abraham! Sure we do bad, but Goy is a pain in the ass!

[oldproji]

No flies on him then?...lol

[Arran64]

@oldproji Ba-dum, tsch!

[skibbieshits]

he had cotton mouth

[am88ification]

@skibbieshits cotton mouth is a bitch!

[xXT3KNOV1K1NGXx]

thumbs up if your here because of cracked :)

[asaratkhandr]

hi other cracked readers :D

i really dont see it

[jeromi07]

I can do that... maybe I'm also a reptilian...

[DJlokoShred]

U guyz I think that last opening in his mouth was wat he is talking about

[Dronkenbier]

Call me blind, but I saw nothing.

[chrismjmacleod]

I love cracked, I have learned so much useless, yet interesting, trivia.

[torchinaces]

@chrismjmacleod I FUCKING LOVE THAT SITE THAT"S HOW I GOT HERE :D

[guywhowatches1]

This why we are one of the stupidest countries, cause 1/4 of americans are ducking retarded

[vycka1234]

Sometimes my showerhead whispers me things...

kill the whores... kill the whores...

[EdenTheoryRocks]

It is best to interpret the "reptilian" tag symbolically...

[ChicagoProdigy]

I'm a proud reptilian and I find Earthlings rude and prejudice. All we're trying to do is feed our families like any other creature. Do you know how much space travel costs? Do you have any idea how hard it is to live with this secret? If not, then please practice a little restraint in your bias.

[royalblowno]

@ChicagoProdigy I've got a one-eyed reptilian in my pantaloons

[ChicagoProdigy]

@royalblowno Ah yes, I've dealt with your kind before and must admit homosexuals are nice as any other group of people.

[jindoflix]

@ChicagoProdigy Please be joking. Please God be joking.

[ChicagoProdigy]

@jindoflix You are a acting like you're surprised.

[jindoflix]

@ChicagoProdigy Gotta be a troll. Has to be.

[ChicagoProdigy]

@jindoflix Outsiders have made contact with Earth. Good day.

[jindoflix]

@ChicagoProdigy Are they GREEN with envy? Are they surprised by the SCALE of things?

[ChicagoProdigy]

@jindoflix Don't confuse reptilians with your image of reptiles. We're not quite what you think we are.

[jindoflix]

@ChicagoProdigy Far be it from me to question the validity of a comment made on the internet (heaven forfend!) but I can't help but think that if I had travelled across the stars to another world, with totally new and incredible things never seen or even conceived of on my world, with new life forms, new geography, new everything, I would not spend my days on goddamn YOUTUBE. What's the matter, lolcats website down?

Get a grip on yourself you insane idiot.

[ChicagoProdigy]

@jindoflix We've been on this planet for many centuries already. Things like day jobs, YouTube accounts, watching sports, etc. are all part of our assimilation process. When we feel the time is right, we will let humans know of our presence. But due to lack of social evolution (especially from Europeans),

we don't feel the time is right. Good day.

[jindoflix]

@ChicagoProdigy No you haven't. No they're not. No you won't. For the very simple fact that rule number one of being a subsersive, underground race on a different planet, trying not to draw attention to yourself and assimilate yourself is DON'T TELL RANDOM FOLK ON YOUTUBE THAT YOU'RE A DAMN LIZARD.

[ChicagoProdigy]

@jindoflix Obviously knowledge of "reptilians" is already to known to humans. But due to poor social skills, believers of this this fact are still on the fringe of society.Therefore speaking on the subject openly poses no great threat. But fear not; in due time, we will announce ourselves, and much human suffereing will be eased. It all depends on how quickly your kind evolve.

[ChicagoProdigy]

@jindoflix There are fringes of society who already know of our presence. For example, this video is a poor attempt at objective evidence, but it's a start in the right direction. Sadly, irrational individuals like yourself use words like "insane" and "nutcase" to insult others who have a clue due to your fear and confusion. Ultimatley, this helps our process of further assimilation by giving what we call "slow-exposure."

[jindoflix]

@ChicagoProdigy Righto. Good luck with that. I'll be off browsing LOLcats videos, looking for signs of humanity. Cheerio!

[AnonymousPowerLevel]

@ChicagoProdigy you're a fucking nutcase. LOL, you know those weird kids you get in school that you just know will turn out to be murderers and rapists? no? that's because it's you

[ChicagoProdigy]

@AnonymousPowerLevel If you dumbfucks can' tell when you're getting trolled, it's not my problem.

[Dronkenbier]

@ChicagoProdigy I see what you did there, but I think it's a liiiitle too deeply hidden to be picked up by everyone (And to 'everyone', I say: I mean he was trolling, not that he's a frog)

[ChicagoProdigy]

@Dronkenbier Their stupidity is not my problem; it's my entertainment when I'm bored.

[onsherizer]

he's not saying thank you, he's most probably not a lizzard, but the tongue movement isn't anything anybody would do. that's for sure.

[silvestrerevueltas]

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[silvestrerevueltas]

cracked.com

[Nconte1944]

hahaha anyone who actually believes this is a blind retard..

[angerywaffle]

This is genius. He must be working with the crab people!

[InvisionFreeLegends]

@angerywaffle I hear they're brokering a deal with the Kryptonians for our demise

[Montevillano]

Fucking gay and stupid #TROLLING

[MrGerbilGoof]

Why do people believe this...

[Marronisince1990]

@MrGerbilGoof The evidence in ancient cultures / scriptures etc... See David Icke for more details. Reptillians allegedly feed off low vibrations. Hence why thay aim to keep humanity held down in subserviance and compliance.

[murrayisarobot]

@Marronisince1990 David Icke is a total and utter loon and if you believe any of this shit you quite frankly need your mental health examined

[Marronisince1990]

@murrayisarobot Yes doctor

[adebrysi]

he said 'thank you.' as in, 'thanks for the applause.'

[kaleigh79]

Everyone knows the guy is a snake :)

[NINOBROWN914]

i think he just swallowed a cricket looool

[Ksorkrax]

The blue lemurians kill anything lizard-like, so it's quite unlikely. Also lizards would get in trouble with space hitler and lord xenu.

[GreatMollyHatchet]

@Ksorkrax I think I've fallen in love with you.

[Ksorkrax]

@GreatMollyHatchet: Only natural since I'm actually Space Jesus and thus an avatar of Tiphareth

[Miked5100]

when you are a kid, its ok, but when you are not, then you are a ugly people and have no friends, Im sry for your parents

[Marronisince1990]

This sin't great evidence. But I have definately seen more than enought to accept the truth. More people should listen to David Icke I think, awakening is very important. Especially as it's 2011....

[ghostrj]

I can't believe that you plebs STILL doubt Ickes!! In the face of obvious (but clearly unecessary) evidence to SHOW YOU WITH ABSOLUTE CONVICTION that we are but a slave race to the dracons you mindless consumer morons just twiddle your thumbs and pretend everything is alright! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH your all so dumb

[xPray3rx]

@ghostrj are u completely serious right now

[paxryan]

Weak. Unfortunately.

[pandaqlou]

Wow...makes you think tho..I have watched a few of these small clips and they look crazy as hell..like the news reporter......that was weird as hell. Makes you think why they put out the movie V (they were a reptilian species from outer space) and then years that had a series called V (again they were shapeshifter reptilian species from outerspace that landed here on earth)

[BrokenCapo]

that is a wierd tongue motion tho.

[STValleyBE]

Holy shit...I can do that! I'm reptilian!

[NintendoLegendDotCom]

... I see no forked tongue. This is stupid.

[marshall8787]

Dude, ever consider that prominent public speakers might get dry lips?

[bdoherty44]

*The commentor here would like to state his regret that he cannot, in fact, post a witty comment. You see, he died of a massive heart failure once it dawned upon the sheer stupidity of this case, prompting his computer to write this comment in the place of the deceased*

[Rafael757]

I didnt see shit

[pebblesandwaves]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGHGFHG

[Rovjar]

The man bobs his head like a turkey and borrows most of his facial expressions from Kevin Costner.

Hold on a sec.

Oh my God.

It can't be...

It is.

HE IS THE MISSING OUTER GOD! FROM HIS MOUTH FIRE SHALL FALL UPON US. HIS SKIN WILL PEEL BACK TO REVEAL A SWARM OF LOCUSTS SURROUNDING THE NECRONOMICON. HE IS THE ANCIENT MENACE, OUR PLANETARY DOOM, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. PLUS SOME DORITOS. OUTER GODS LOVE THEM SOME DORITOS.

Yog Sohoth. Azathoth. Nyarlathotep. Dubya.

Lovecraft was RIGHT.

[td82394]

W

T

F

IS THIS SH*T!

[KOakaKO]

Look up the definition of "mannerism". Then you might get it.

[AEGranados]

Cracked fiend: those people r nuts man.

[FormulaKimball]

CRACKED ... Bush seriously should go into comedy, he's hilarious whether you like him or not...

[maistopakaitalas]

ANOTHER REPTILIAN EXPOSED:

/watch?v=v1ai4V_Fwu4

[Bullpuma]

i want to write it off but, no matter how many times i do that myself, it doesn't seem like a natural movement that any human being would have any motivation to do.

[Yamato145]

@Bullpuma Ever ate peanut butter?

[Bullpuma]

@Yamato145 yes. when peanut butter gets stuff to the roof of my mouth, i dont make that tongue motion, and i dought bush was eating any peanut butter at the time.

[Extermidalek]

Congratulations. People have tongues. You win a cookie.

[Chirukai]

Who gives a crap? They can't rule the world. Far too weak.

[pedonbio]

Crazy is as crazy is.

[Oz1976]

Nutters will be nutty....

[Chinese0Chicken]

Also, Majin Buu and Sonic the Hedghog are working for such people.

[Narnia1963]

Cracked.com

[pyramidheadkitten9]

one time i farted. i am obviously a lizard.

[bigstabby]

YOU SEE?!!! Goddamn lizards!! All of them!!!lol

[akohler16]

NOOO that means I'm a reptile to and if i am then any one could be omg we are all reptiles

[ELITExFOOD]

Cracked.com

[homarFloyd]

I am a reptilian and this comment proves it which country do i get?

[Shadoboy]

I do that with my tongue all the time. Shit, I must be a reptilian too!

[jpsmart59]

@Shadoboy Look at other videos and you will see reptilian slits in his eyes.  Do you have those slits?

If so, you're one of them...lol

[TinyVessels23]

craaacked

[francaine83]

Cracked too! Hahahaha.

[CthomasMega]

cracked. and i didn't see it

[wolfunc94]

also cracked

[theo4ever22]

cracked



[monsterdoll4]

Cracked too

[Derfenschliemer]

Cracked.com sent me here lol u r retarded

[itsthelolocaust]

lick the roof of your mouth? you're a lizard.

[LittlePikachu]

Clearly he was imagining all the blood money he'd get to roll in later that night

[Kommentaraccount]

without youtube you would meet people like the uploader only in psychiatric hospitals - i love the internet

[Kommentaraccount]

I dont think hes a reptile, more a chimp, have you noticed the hair on his head??

[ToobZombie]

Cracked sent me here... did it send you here?

[soulburn2k5]

@ToobZombie when you say cracked do you mean was i taking crack when i came here? if so then yes

[pythagerus123]

@soulburn2k5 The website, Cracked

[HvarrinRebel]

That's a Xvath tongue! Bush is a Xvath spy sent from the Neptunian capital to gather information on us! The Xvath tongue acts as a camera, when he flicks his tongue like that, he's taking a picture! They have everyone who was in that room in their database! They're going to be kidnapped and have their tongues altered, then they'll go and take pictures of the rest of us! They won't stop until we've all got cameras in our tongues!

[Silverlance988]

Paranoid pieces of shit, you're a disgrace to the Truth movement.

[tadm123]

lool

[ninmachine109]

lmao, the only NWO video that HASN'T scared the shit out of me

[TheJadedphotographer]

I fuckin knew it. Some people are just too retarded for their own good.

[Uuuurk]

Does this mean that gene simons is a reptilian?

[LycanB64]

@Uuuurk Gene Simmons is the leader of KISS- Knights in Satan's Service.

He's evidently on of Satan's men, therefore, not good enough for the lizardmen.

[SYLFan2008]

Maybe he found a delicious fruit fly to snatch with his sticky tongue?

What a crock of shit!

[johnnyjjohn1]

@FuckMania07. Nope

[xNinjaxBlackxopsx]

Looked like he open his mouth just to breathe, but when you look closely, it did look like he does that lizard tounge thing

[kotor498]

Thats a disease that people can have when born with that makes them repetidly lick thier lips. i have a geo teacher is in a fucking us marine Not A DAMN LIZARD

[MrStephenRGilman]

Clearly, the video proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is not a lizard.

He's an anteater.

We're through the looking-glass here people...

[F1N1SHEDD]

Everyone likes to lick their lips once in a while to take away the dryness. What he was doing here was out of some nervousness, so he did it quickly.. That is all

[charion1234]

Sorry but I'm not seeing tongue

[xpez]

this is so stupid!!! 

[youblockedable]

He is a ordinary Jewish in the shadowy world that controls a system of human society.

[Konicava]

@youblockedable Yeah, those religious nutjobs put their stupid beliefs in everything, it gets old...

[copamerica2011]

jojo!



[Necropenix]

You are so stupid.. Foolish humans.

[Replicachile1]

i EAT INSECTS...I like sun.

[pinball281]

WATCH THE ARRIVALS!!

[loserjr79]

HES JUST TASTING THE AIR!

[iFuckYourBrain]

jealous that reptilion bush made your gf happy with hes superduperfast tongue?

did she leave you? sorry man *sniff sniff*

[zwartpanterke]

i like sex

[collinblatchford]

I don't understand why do I watch this shit when a women can make me a sandwich

[MortimerKahn]

How can there be so many stupid people on the planet? I never believed in eugenics until now. Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

[scheming8rythem]

:| ................ :P ................ :|

[ArtypNk]

I once scratched my butt and then burped like 5 seconds later. Am I a reptilian?

[llOoXxACExXoOllAS]

@ArtypNk no but maybe youa re homer simpson :)

[fatimamovement]

The Secular New Order=NWO Vatican II. By worshipping the Masonic Trinity, they are no longer Catholic. In fact, there is no official Catholic Church anymore- they are Judeo-Masonic. This is why it's an Apocalypse- Lucifer has won. The Authentic Third Secret of Fatima was released in April, we are in the final 70 weeks of Daniel. FATIMAMOVEMENT d o t c o m has all the documents that prove the Lord is not the Catholic god, Our Lady is in the Trinity, Holy Ghost is the Father. Christ=God.

[mellozea]

i can do that too...big whoop

[harunkeineahung]

alex jones english with ger subs

watch?v=0FlQVpEDYnY&feature=fe­edu

[kren2012]

@kurisu925 Your in here to........ What a loser

[kurisu925]

@kren2012 The comment you just responded to is so old it may as well be written on a stone tablet... You have taken your petty and weak argument so far as to start stalking my through my old posts? Who did you say the loser is again? Because apparently you have nothing better to do than stalk me now... Are you really that mad bro?

[klunk64]

bazooka joe ...yep theres one in there somewhere..they all like bazooka joe!!!

[lomertamahon1]

Somebody put David Icke in a padded cell. Every weirdo under the sun might be unduly influenced by his bull crap.

[timberstake]

He needs some vasaline!

[MusicMightDie]

Morons, omg the president licked his lips! He must be an alien! Fucking idiots. You guys have too much time on your hands too think of this bizzar shit.

[SuperTruth77]

My 71YO mother is convinced that all politicians are Reptilian Shapeshifters. She’s a little confused these days (Alzheimer’s), & became ‘turned on’ to this belief system after watching a David Icke DVD.

Unfortunately she’s bought a big green latex lizard-mask which she now wears in order to ‘protest’ outside council meetings- screaming of how “WW3 will be brought about by Reptilians & Zionists working in league to destroy society!” All this while they’re discussing roads & bar licensing…

[Cainus44]

@SuperTruth77 Sounds like she's a riot at parties.

[Reddy5753]

I needed a laugh right about now...

[FloydIV]

OHH GOD I'M SHAPE SHIFTING AOHFOASHFHHHHLLJLJ SHSHSHOJHHHSS

[Agrroboy96]

Bush is on christal (Y)

[Makhutet]

СДОХНИ, СУКА!!!

[reallyfullofmyself]

he looks and behaves sufficiently creepy being a human