Old People Sex

[ryuzakilawlight]

and how do u fit Professional gimnasium of veterinary medicine and village agriculture in a report-card?answer-u shorten it to pgvmss :D XD

[bigdautorio]

SHOW ME THOSE WRINKLES IN THAT SPECIAL PLACE YOU HAVE

[TheApostleofRock]

gawdDAMN thats wrinkly hahaha

[rbuchanan2004]

I hope to still be hitting it when I'm 60 lol

[ladygir123]

For some reason you look a lot like Robert Downy Jr. in this video. Just saying.

[shoma365]

@ladygir123 i think its the hair :P i can see how you think that though xD lol

[rand0mn33ss]

What does the little picture in the corner at 1:14 say???

[marilina984]

who are they sleeping with? WHO are they SLEEPING with? WHO.. CARES??

[ohokya]

Gma gets it somewhere else cuz gpa cant get it up anymore lol

[MrTopsykretts11]

We are the Ovaltinies little GIRLS & BOYS!!!!!!!

[LunchMoneyThuggs]

I totally want Ovaltine now...damn. He's good.

[asbirdsdo]

Jealous?

[akarene]

danny overdose day

[ALLINKNOTS]

Grammy won't let grampy put it in? Maybe grampy CAN'T put it in. Viagra only goes so far.

[ZaphireDragon]

0:52

you're sick man xD

[TheBellyboy99]

hell im not evengetting laid. lol. lucky nan nan

[TheRealSlaveZero]

0:53 DUDE WTF!! SERIOUSLY

[OneXLoveXMusikX]

lmoa typo, heath :P 

[goofygoober91202]

PLZ NOBODY BAN THIS VIDEO. It's awesome.

[3114752304]

you spelled "heath" wrong, it's "health"

[blackzach9]

ah you butt hole i was gonna post that

[CampRockConnect3]

@3114752304 that's the point

[102Help]

the fact that there getting it on is AMMMMAAAAZZZZIIIINNNNGGGG

[Dani25595]

grandma is getting laid? COM'ON!

[MatthiosArcane]

OMG wtf is up with that picture @ 0:53 ? O_o

[zohanalexix]

1:34 it looks like the old lady holds that old guy's dick in her hand lol

[devonika91]

Can you make a show about goatse???? XDD

PLZ

[mcr4life80]

O.O......bad images....SUCH IMAGERY! xD

[Justice2500]

he looks like the phsicho from prison break

[YaoiYuriNarutoFan1]

God DAM! That image was nasssssty TT^TT it made me cry c? -> TT^TT

[IzzyFay]

woo hoo wow this is hilarious i love your videos funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny ha ha ha he said tant

[nascargirl1994]

oh my gosh this is hilarious!!!!

[dm5805]

Jim Carey! lol

[TheUnkownBastard]

woo 200th comment..i dunno why im watching this....xD "the fact that they are gettin it on is AMAZING!!"

[Quesic]

haha 1:32 "WHAT THE F..."

[BOMBomula]

That made my day

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[dmanation]

unexcusable? Inexcusable?

:P

nit picking?

totally!

[100PercentTHCfilms]

Omg he does remind me of jim carey

[damartin90]

if it aint wet you gotta spit on it nana

[whitefloweret]

It's called ED, Danny.

[venomstrike1337]

this is wat u talk about the day after my b'day

[Silentjuggalo]

reminds me of jim carrey

[Biohazard1369]

AH, YOU STOLE WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!

[minka989]

Your videos are always considerably louder than any others.

[mariam2787]

yo everyone I was like at this party last night and I omg think I put this video online...

[daredevilette2008]

theres a pleasnt thought to get yo through the rest of the day

[yaz094]

LMAO

"may be for my taste"

[DDRfreak15371]

Lmfao at 1:32-1:50!!!

[monk3ypoop]

love it!

[emouch1]

I think you suffer from a severe case of JimCarrey-itis... come on buddy, find your own style

[surfinjuli]

Awesome video! You're in rare form here, Danny! Friggin' great.

[ohrobin51]

Topicsuggestion:social dynamics

[MystkMat]

cant stop laughing at the bit where you say

"if it aint wet you gotta spit on it nana"

LMFAO

[alicesoph]

CHicago!

[werevim]

Now that was mentally scarring!

[CoheedMars90]

BA BAHAHA HA BA HA HA HA. No idea! BECAUSE I CAN!

[ryanpc1972]

max hardcore is out of control

[leotardsandbikerboot]

the study of heath?

[AmericanZealot]

Hmmm, /b/tard, I couldent even find that under rules 1 and 2...

[SierraAHHH]

Topic suggestion: Why do you have so many vacant MySpace accounts?

[ImaMacFan]

now, thats a disturbing thought now isn't it

[pmblatino]

hahaha " a pleasant thought to take you trough the next day" Lolazo

[sxedaryl]

HAHA one of the funniest videos yet! Love it :D

[carloschaidez]

LOL

Holy CRAP! grandpa might be gettimg more sex than me?

XD

[ek583]

HOLY SHIT grandma is getting LAID? ... LMAO

[MystkMat]

lol

[MystkMat]

if it anint wet you gotta spit on it nana

[TurbaTaT]

the picture @ 0:25 is so adorable, albeit a little disturbing

[onepersontwoperson]

If it ain't wet ya gotta spit on it Nana. LOL>

CLASSIC DANNY!!!  It took this to make me realize how much I miss your gradual reporting =)

[tsarvadim]

ahahaha spit on it grandma

[davidlouthen]

ya know danny, if you had better lighting on that green screen of yours we could take your videos and re-post them with awesome shit happening behind you while you ramble on and on... but you got to get rid of those shadows.

[jcjul7]

if it ain't wet you gotta spit on it nanna... LM(MF)AO!!!!

[nispen]

isn't this old OLD news?

[scottyomac1]

INSERT MESSAGE HERE:

[laidoffforlife]

"you got to spit on it " so good

[treepirate]

fuck u i hate u

this video just ruined my life

jk your sweet just gonna have to sleep tonight remebering that....

[SexySackOTaters]

That was hilarious.

I <3 you.

[tormitris]

One of your best! Good going Danny. Make a video about Golf... ... ?

[Alyaziah]

i wish to see a session of yours talking about the most embarassing moment you've been thru and how you reacted back.

[DeadLikeTick]

Taint is the unpunctuated version of T'aint. T'aint THIS and T'aint THAT. Specifically the region of skin between genitalia and anus. Also A.K.A The Gooch or Perineum I think is the medical term. Yer welcome :P

[tamlac00]

Well ladies over 65 are still hot, what with botox and lipo, I know some pretty youthful looking 60 yo ladies. As for the men, its just the convienience and giving up the chase for women...unelss he's pretty loaded with cash he would rather just settle down.

[girozone1]

More Ovaltine please.

[tamlac00]

Whats the joke beyond saying "Taint" ?

[halcyona]

I used to have you on facebook, but I removed you :( Remember me? -Yelizaveta

[AustralianGirl8]

Haha This is so funny,

but kind of disturbing

[XwhitmanX]

OMG MY EYES~~!!

[jex9]

"If it ain't wet you gota spit on it Nana!" Geezus Danny, you say some twisted shit! Thanks for the laughs!

[latnahc]

OMG r u nuts???

you said tainted on you tube !!

that shocked me!!

[wildbloodydragon]

GOD DAMN DATS WRINKLED!

LMFAO this guy is a sudden relief to the most severe cases of depression.

[xpo147]

No... no-no-no! Grammy & Pappy?? Noooooo!

[monkeypopo333]

Dude i love your vids they always brighten my day. Thank you.

-Lat

[caligirlmoe]

My grandfather died 2 years ago. My grandmother has become a whore. And the kicker. She tries to tell me about it.

Danny, is there some way you can help me tell her she's making me ill?

I've already sent her a link to this vid, but somehow I don't think she'll get it.

So how about some research on widows over the age of 70?

[DianaET38]

I love how ur kisses at the end are.....aggressive lol!

interestin.....subject u discuss there.....kinda ew but interestin :P

[rutgersemp01]

dcaracitessuwcstearskbh?

[jedibugmaster23]

oh great old people are having and not me,:0(,lol

[jaydarrow]

heath behaviours

[mrbuttercake]

haha that was great

[brooklynrambler]

lol..again..you're a genius.

[cecart]

QUESTION:  Are you Uruguayan?

[xsecretfiles]

Hey Danny I have a question

Is oral sex safe? meaning I wont get any STDS if I blow strangers

[Slayer000004]

yeah i think you will...

[Trainmaster1212]

I can answer that:

Yes, you can still get STD's with oral sex; it is just less likely I believe.

[sonick133]

i can answer that no oral sex isnt safe you can get sti's or stds in your mouth or any place thats moist and not dry so no its not safe sorry to break it to you.

[LeavesKittun]

Moist and not dry?

Reaaally?

I never would've guessed.

[joeyrizzo2]

if oldiez do it..THE DIK WOULD ETHER......1! it wud...uhh disintigrate! or 2!!!!! IT WOULD CRAK OFF! AHHW BITCH!

[diedebby]

Yeah, great pleasant thought for this evening ... :/ Danny made my day ...

But 2% is nothing .. it's certainly just the researcher's sample error..

But I love the "Surprise" picture!!! :D

[kelthazar]

not funny anymore man... it was fun when u answered emails...

[blythe025]

Thank you for corrupting my innnocent mind. :)

[jonthemon55]

I read the article and i just want to point out that the survey asked if they had EVER cheated on their spouse. Hence its most likely not old people cheating but old people who used to cheat when they were younger.

[d3hit]

YOu WROTE HEATH AND SAID HEALTH!!!!

These mistakes bother me!

[DIABLOVT12]

Touching.

[scottyawd]

I read that article yesterday in the San Francisco Chronicle. What Danny failed to mention is that young people are cheating more often as well. In the fourth to last paragraph the infidelity is blamed in par to the freely available porn on the internet. They write that said internet porn skews young males ideas of sexual normality, therefore making them more likely to cheat.

What a bunch of crap. Internet porn doesn't make me cheat. Watching daddy cheat on mommy makes me cheat.

[xScud]

lol when he said "amazing" he sounded like that dude of looney toons with the old fasion war helmet on haha!

[Zolofgonnakillallya]

the martian dude?!

[RICHANDROS]

eww old people having sex

THATS WORSE THE ZOMBIES

[FatalityLite]

YOU WROTE HEATH NOT HEALTH

[em12321]

you've done it again. made my day. 5 stars.

[Zantetsudex]

Danny, this is beyond MILF.

[Amadeojd]

This is GMILF! Way to go, youngsters!

[Leedster618]

Funny but damn its creepy.

Suggestion for a show:

Could you discuss the division between the right and the left brain? Do artists and designers have stronger right brains while mathematicians and scientists have stronger left brains or is that just a myth?

[coryy650]

lmao >_>

[PlasmaDude47]

We old people can surprise you, lol!

[XIxPiiiNOxIX]

heyy danny u spelt health wrong..

[famouslastbreath]

LOL!

Wrinkled...

XD

[stormie24]

2% more because grampy can't get it up

[BiteHunter]

I don't mind if old people have sex. Now that the baby boomers are moving into the fore, those old perverts are going to be getting it on. After all, those flower-power, LSD-acid-tripping, pot-smoking, make-love-not-war, long haired baby boomers are now in their 60s and 70s. It's no wonder they are going to keep doing what they do-- having sex everywhere. I just hope they are using lubricant cause I think all the grammas are probably pretty dry thar yonder.

[jc00016]

My parents and grandparents have never had sex and never will have sex. ever. and nobody will convince me otherwise!!

[SevenThousandStars]

aww hunny. Then how the hell did you get brought into this world....jesus? im jkjk. jesus. you is a good guy.

[Greenstead]

How did your parents get you if you they did not have sex? Did you come from under the gooseberry bush.

[spricket24]

old ppl actually don't have sex...

at least I don't know to believe they do.

GROSS!

[MEHOLE]

What is with the background? Lime green? What the fuck?

[Cjs67Burphi]

It's called a green screen

[ridd1e]

oh hai danny. discovered demotivators, didnt we? right?

[ozziebob]

Its times like these I'm glad my grandparents are 6 feet under.

[soadfan978506]

hey danny, is it wrong if i masturbated to the picture of the old people kissing? if so, i'll just go back to masturbating to you...just asking for your honest opinion...

[blackscent]

i poop

[arfyron]

...

[Mikelp79]

DAMN UZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perrRrRrfect]

this should be against the law

DDD8 yucky!!!ONE!11!1ONE!

[abnormaladri]

me likey pictures

=]

intersting topic

[Fuckyouallwhore]

oh my god my brain! but despite what everyone else is saying, i still find this very funny. and this information is quite disturbing but interesting as well. you're still awesome danny :]

[Proof515]

fuck them your still awesome danny keep em comin

[malcra234]

danny... it was the name that made me want to watch this... yeah... that will make u wonder about what i was searching for

[HPSpare25]

danny why do u put those pictures in my mind. its its horrible. but its ok

[CoreyLouise2]

heheh

[ownagemonger]

its not like it was... :(

[BenJEMean]

bad mental pictures out of head

bad mental pictures out of head

bad mental pictures out of head

:( why danny why...

[osiris2669]

take a vacation danny, i love your stuff but feel that you're gettin burnt out, this just isn't up to your usual quality. remember we love you and dont take the constructive criticism too hard

[JCAnderson45777]

1:06 "Answer, you dont!"

[WpgRacing]

Sorry, Danny. This was the first video of yours that didn't make me laugh.

[mmdghr]

i just through up in my mouth

[Lastlife43]

wow that was graphic...still funny...but grosss! haha

[crouts0]

0:52

[RogueBlueJay]

too much danny too far.

[MystkMat]

what the f-

[kevin7209]

Hilarious!!!!!!!

I love the Gradual Report

[theekoolaidman]

1:37

[candycanedeqa]

1:32

[YeaImANinja]

Totally fucking useless report.

[gradualreport]

thanks...

[kaleajamison]

LMAO!!! Sick thought but still funny as HELL!!

[reptarqueen89]

I hope when I'm a grandma, I still get it on,whips and all.

[lazylank]

LMAO!

[SniffyFoieWood]

AHHHH!!! The pi at 1:30 terrorised me to death!!

AHHH!

[TyrannoJack]

pep pep!

[mitzu03]

LMAFO @ tags...

"nana poon"

[foihdzas]

ROTFFLOL .... WELL, it wasnt THAT funny. But the discusting factor brings up the laugh factor ... shit that didnt make sense ... funny shit Danny

[mreehl]

Ah ha ha ha!!!

[OompaLoompaTerrorist]

i saw "old people sex" and i lolled and clicked

[Christophebano]

then subscribed? ;D

[balkastalkman]

my granpa is dead

[lazylank]

Mine too.

[UncleBym]

Why should sex be for just the young? YaY geriatric sex! Remember...you too will get old(er), do you want to just give it up?

[gradualreport]

i get older but they stay the same age...

[zrogoszinski]

Dazed and Confused... nice!

[YeaImANinja]

Well played, sir.

[mortiphago]

namefag

[YeaImANinja]

How's that being a namefag?

[jigitz]

kinky

[treymason]

was the ""Whole milk" and "Ovaltine" thing supposed to be racial?

milk = white

ovaltine = black

? danny ?

btw great show! how do you fit that on a business card?

you don't!

pissing my pants by this point!

[rytrospyk1]

TAINT TAP!

[CuteChickOnWheels]

I am so glad my grandma does live in the US. Picturing her getting it on makes me want to slit my wrist!

[Mindereport]

The only thing that might make that thought dirtier, is the possibility that your grandma might be getting it on with someone your age. I mean, sure hes just looking for money, but the act of it...oh the act of it.