kentucky fried movie take him to detroit unedited

[Trashcansam123]

NOOO not the now sparsely populated former head of the united state's coal and iron industry and still capital of America's car and automobiles! ANYWHERE BUT THERE

[ThunderSooner2835II]

"Make him listen to Ke$ha!"

"NO! NO! NOT KE$HA! PLEASE!  ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

[bildo1977]

The Tigers are about to lose to the Rangers in the 2011 A.L.C.S. Hopefully that guy doesn't get caught up in the ensuing riot in "Detriot." lol!

[runlikeazemu]

HOnestly, East St Louis, Detroit, Flint, well, they're all fucking toilets. I'd rather be stranded in a Havana barrio.

[soco13466]

@runlikeazemu Really. But in your Cuban barrio, you can't just get on the freeway and drive to a decent place not far from there. Fail.

[reesemp16]

Hahahaha....nobody even caught when the guys cuts off his head THEN says, "Now, take him to be tortured"! Funny

[xXxFB4LxXx]

Does he really say detroit? Is this a comedy?

[buk9tp]

@xXxFB4LxXx

yes it really says detroit. and yes this is one of the funniest movies out

[tridentmovies]

@xXxFB4LxXx

You didn't notice it was a comedy when he said "take him to be tortured" after he had already decapitated the guy?

[xXxFB4LxXx]

@tridentmovies

lololol yeah now I notice.

[gelstein423]

@tridentmovies My thoughts exactly lol



[SyvetheShairks]

@xXxFB4LxXx No. It's a documentary. All true.

[pistache7]

I'd rather be tortured ! Never Detroit !

[Skurge9631]

stop necroing the people fighting, go find a streaming version of the movie instead! :)

[zeekyzoid]

i used to live there .____.

[mustwachYTPnow]

0:20 FATALITY!

[roteish]

@chuock Texas is the third largest state economy in the US. What are the first two? Californa (2nd) and New York (1st). Have whatever political opinions you want but please do some basic factchecking in the future.

[GAlanJag]

@roteish Texas doesn't have a massive deficit like California and new York. Do your own fact checking.

[CheckTheMeaning00]

@GAlanJag Actually they do have a massive deficit. Do your own fact checking. According to the Texas Comptroller's Office the deficit could be as much as $27 billion.

[MrMistermoges]

socialism is the only way to go, you fuckin hick

[dem0nk1d123]

NOW TAKE HIM TO BE TORTURED

[MetalDetroit]

50 years of voting Democrat gets you the current condition of Detroit.....

[PsuedoNam]

@MetalDetroit Troll

[danning1]

@MetalDetroit And 50 years of voting Republican gets you Texas. Nothing to brag about, either.

[chuock]

@danning1 Texas?? The number 1 ecomony in the country. Maybe one day you libs will finally see that socialism does not work.

[jaydawg7]

@danning1 Texas is awesome, have you ever been there?

[nickmitsialis]

@jaydawg7 I visited Dallas to see college friends several times during the 1980s at the height of the Cowboys/49ers rivalry; everybody treated me pretty well in spite of things; the only things I could not handle was the heat & the lack of geographic features that made it difficult for me to know which way I was going.

[justkitteh]

That's the cut from the movie, this is nothing new or "unedited."

[Deathklok101]

If you really want to be a merciless prick, you send your enemies to St. Louis. They wouldn't last a day.

[Turboguy3]

@Deathklok101 I'd spend a year in St. Louis before I spent a day in Detroit...

Nuke Detroit from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Deathklok101]

@Turboguy3 Well St. Louis is more violent than Detroit. St. Louis has topped lists as the most violent city in America for a few years now. So the gateway to the West, is the gateway to the most violent city in this nation.

[Turboguy3]

@Deathklok101 Oh, I'm with it, but in Detroit, you might get mauled by a pack of dogs in addition to the dirtbags.

It'd be a race to see who got you first!

[unclebud99]

@Turboguy3 They mostly come at night...moostly.

[9ner]

@Deathklok101 East St. Louis is pretty bad...but Detroit is just the worst. On such a large scale, its history, its series of problems. Its the worst city in the U.S. East St. Louis, Flint, and Cleveland are up there, though.

[LamarMatic]

Am I the only one who was brought here by The Left?

[redbulljustice99]

lets go  here we come motown lol

[danning1]

He'll send the next guy to Camden, New Jersey!

[RomZomCom]

@danning1

And the third guy goes to Cleveland.

[thewandering01]

@danning1

Nah, that would be too cruel, even for this guy.

[dogboy0912]

Detroit: where houses are cheaper than cars.

[Alchemist777]

Detroit is still not as bad as New Jersey.

[kanocode]

Send the trolls to Detroit!

[kingbee48185]

well my parents were both yoopers, and moved towards the "motor city' for the good life. Thru the 50s, 60s, and 70s, it was all good for the most part. Go thru certain parts of Detroit now and your life is in danger. I just found it hilarious that an early 70s movie would mention this so many years before the reality set in. Unlike California and the Beverly Hillbillies, Detroit city is NOT the place you wanna be, so don't load up that truck and move the family. No oil flows here, only blood

[jimyb1]

holy shit being sent there is the ultimate punishment.

[AliceDorothyUnterweg]

Nein, nicht nach zürich...!!

[hibernate2live]

ahaha

[Cheeseball1066]

chop hs head off then torture him? how does that work?

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Cheeseball1066 maybe all dead guys spirit can do is stand and watch his body be tortured beyond repair.

[AlexiixelA]

@Cheeseball1066 lol. it doesn't

[danning1]

@Cheeseball1066 That's why it's funny.

[DrunkWino1]

Good Lord, what the holy hell is all that mess down there.

[EnigmaticUnseen]

@DrunkWino1 Two trolls fighting, for the span of three pages in a pointless debate that will never be settled. They should just calm down and drink some beer. :D

[tristatenews]

Detroit is what happens when liberals run things.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews Nazi Germany, that's what happens when the right wing get it way

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 If you were coherent during history. You would know the right wing is what stopped hitler. Dont let facts get in your way though.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews If you knew anything about history you would realise Hitler's downfall started when he invaded the soviets. Don't YOU let the facts get in your way

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 Hitler was a liberal.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews I must apologise I didn't realise you were a retard

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 Have someone read you a history book. Hitler was a liberal and the right wing is who brought him down. Sorry public education let you down.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews yep your right, cos murdering six million jews, waging war on the rest of the world and killing communists and socialists are very liberal acts.

Once again I must apologise.... to all retards for comparing them to you

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 Typical liberal. Ignore the facts and call names.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews So now you deny the holocaust? Maybe WW2 was just a figment of my imagination. I think everyone here can see who the true idiot is

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 Nobody is denying the holocaust. Where did you and your failed public education read that? Look your a liberal i get it. You cant be rational. Just like hitler, al gore, and obama. I dont expect much from you, but name calling and made up false facts. Make yourself a aluminum foil hat and wait for the space ship to pick you up.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews You know nothing about my political beliefs, but like any right wing nut you believe anyone to the left of Ghengis Khan is a liberal.

I wonder why you keep criticising my "public education", when, again, you know nothing about my education. Are you compensating for your own ignorance?

Lastly, how was Hitler a liberal?

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 I do know you are public school educated because your ignorant. Of coarse you are a liberal you have ignored the facts and name call in every response. Thats just what your ilk does. Hitler was a liberal in hundreds of ways. Thats why i suggested you have someone read you some history book. There are to many examples to teach you on this board. However like all liberal dictaters one of his first actions was to disarm the people.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews You criticise my education, yet your grammer and spelling are comparable to a five year old. If your arguement for Hitler being a liberal is tight gun control, then you are a very sad person indeed.

PS "i" should be I

"dictaters" is spelt dictatOrs

"some history book" should be "some history bookS"

"Thats".....That's

"your" ....you're

"coarse" .....course

Ah forget it, I'll stick to my public school education, enjoy your life "BRAINS"

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 Hitler disarmed the people first. That was his first act as a liberal. Theres lots more however being a liberal you ignore the facts. I just looked your not even an american, so you dont even have rights. Did you just get in from your day mowing people lawns. Stay out of our country and dont try to sneek in.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews Believe me I've been to the US and it's not bad, some of the folks are quite nice, but I would never want to live there, so don't worry I won't try to sneak in.

You must have a very low self-esteem.You criticise my education, but you can't even spell (it's spelt S-N-E-A-K, by the way ).

I don't even mow my own lawn, we have a gardener that does that for us.

Your fixation with guns must be a substitute for something else you are lacking in, big gun small........

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 Yeah right, you are a third world mud person. Get back to mowing lawns. Leave the free people alone. Your lower then my gardener. At least my gardener is American. Your just jealous because your a subject of a goverment and you cannot own guns. So quiet slave. You dont have any rights.

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews Like I said your guns are obviously a compensation for something else you are lacking in. Third world? Give me Scotland to America anytime. We've seen what lax gun control does. Look up "Dunblane massacre", is that what you are into?

You really need to brush up on your own constitution "all men are equal" not "all Americans are equal", you are so sad and pathetic

PS when was the last time America won a war without our help?

[tristatenews]

@judgedredd123 My guns are for pleasure, self defense, and any other incident that may arise. I enjoy knowing they seem to bother you so much. Your failed attempts at making it for somthing im lacking is weak at best, but right out of the kool aid drinking liberal hand book. Now as for my constitution. Heres somthing to think about while you are out mowing lawns today. It was witten by and for Americans. So all Americans are created equal. You are a mere slave to your government. Dont forget it

[judgedredd123]

@tristatenews Showing your ignorance AGAIN? Apart from the fact it doesn't say " Americans", the constitution is based on

The Magna Carta....English

The Bill of Rights(1689)....English

The laws of the Roman Republic.

The Arbroath Declaration.....Scottish

Based on the philosophy of John Locke, an Englishman.

As you seemed fixated by slavery, we were a free nation while millions of Americans were slaves.

Keep going, you just make yourself look dumber and dumber

[davidjradich]

Lived there and taught in Detroit Public School System. There are worse places (Tinian, CNIM) but not many!

[kingbee48185]

LMFAO.....someone spray painted an overpass a few miles south of Detroit on I-75....it said "the highway to hell". Anyone in the suburbs can relate

[Yooperthing]

@kingbee48185 well, I-75 does take you to Hell, MI... or at least close to it.

[mssuniday]

all the way bananas!! 313 baby!!! drop him off anywhere!!!

[FractalBolt]

Detroit?! Holy shit! Poor guy! My prayers are with him

[Siriuskamikaze]

@FractalBolt Don't worry, we will take good care of him

[KungFuRascals3]

How evil of him! DETROIT!?! He's inhuman! Well, at least he didn't force him to listen to a Latoya Jackson album....

[AriEnterprises]

holy crap