Horror! ...No, that's really the game's name.

[evrbody]

The pattern is 12312312. How original.

[roflrandomguy]

why is Jamie naked anyway?

[werebee]

I don't think typical Newgrounds users should be allowed to participate in normal society.

[gman144448]

I think that music is the Micheal Meyers music in the beginning.

[iMasterMonk1483ee]

Awesome. Another Arise..

[thescrunchmaster]

5:36 The Sisters... lmfao perfect

[chitoryu12]

Press X to JAMIE

[NintendoCentralFan12]

L's theme is playing in the beginning, I believe.

[Worenx]

@NintendoCentralFan12

It's actually from "The Exorcist". That said, just because you use music from horror movies, doesn't make something more 'scary'...

[somedamnfangirl]

The number of views when I watched this?

63,666.

Arise 4 reference FTW!

[Legion7991]

The thing that confuses me the most: When the fuck did cellphone use purchasable batteries? Cause I've never seen anyone buy a pair of double A batteries and smack them into their cellphone.

[CandiFan1]

"I am hungry so hungry."

The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.

[popsszz]

JAMIE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

XD

[LieutenantMatt2]

I remember playing this game and hating it. It sucked. And when I say it sucked, I mean it SUCKED. How anyone could NOT hate this game is BEYOND me

[RolfChristin]

No one would think Tubular bells is creepy if it weren't for The Exorcist.

[Djinnfest]

Futur

[milleniumfrisbee]

I've seen worse. Scarier stuff I mean.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@milleniumfrisbee

I'm not surprised

[NaturalSuperVillian]

You could sing chocolate rain to the background music?

[BOverlord]

Yeah that theme's from The Exorcist but they took like ten seconds of it in put it in a loop. ...ugh.

The only guy I like on Newgrounds is Sexual Lobster, but that's because his stuff's so freaking weird.

[KantorekBaumerB14]

haha fanny, vagina

[1IMBProductions1]

I actually remember playing this game on Newgrounds like 5 years ago.

[CommanderMantis]

"Jamie, you've been turned into a naked Asian woman!"

[Brassherald]

This was practically not a game! Only 1 interactive part? I'm only giving it nine because other than that it was perfect... 10/10

[Aabicus]

The order you were supposed to choose the answers was 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 1st, 2nd. They weren't even shuffled.

[invertin]

The name "fanny" is even funnier for me.

(in england it doesn't mean butt, it means VAGINA

:D)

[88Meters]

I hope that you rot in Hell, you asshole.

10/10

[Octary]

Fanny is a real name. I once had to call an old woman named Fanny Love. I will never forget her or her gay porno name.

[vampirekoopa]

This fucking sucks and you should die. 10/10

[mandrilltiger]

to defeat Jamie you have to answer five multiple choice each with three choices. (1/3)^5 means there is a one in two hundred forty-three chance of doing it one your first try.

[ImpotentLper]

This game is obtuse and utterly idiot. 9/10.

[lich109]

@ImpotentLper People think this is a useless review.

[TheShadowCookie]

Today I woke up, happily starting into the day. However, downstairs a mirriror was broken. And I realized the horrible truth... Somebody got murdered in my house.

I never spoke to my parents again. I just sat in a corner, thinking about that they could get me too. I realized, that my futur was a dark one.

[thehaloring90]

@TheShadowCookie GOOD FOR YOU!

[TheVooDooTaco]

@TheShadowCookie For real? Oh god, thats horrid. The best of luck to you mate.

[EyeInTriangle1]

@TheVooDooTaco Hope you don't truly think that dude was serious lol he was making fun of the game,

[TheVooDooTaco]

@EyeInTriangle1 I wrote it before i watched it, after i just felt plain silly. and now i feel even sillier. I realize, that my future is a silly one.

[cody2819]

Is that the Halloween theme?

[xjod9]

@cody2819 I believe that's from The Exorcist.

[cody2819]

@xjod9 Which one?

[chaaarrrliiieee]

that's either the song from Exorcist or Shining....i forgot. o.O

[Dadge42]

@chaaarrrliiieee tubular bells from the exorcist

[MidnightMidna]

This game is cliched and terrible. 10/10

[soyo1000]

That robed guy looked like he was just heading into the den with some coffee. I SWEAR HE WAS JUST ENJOYING THE MORNING.

[NigerianArchitect]

Jamie desperately needs to fart but feels really awkward about doing it around Fanny.

[PvtRichardCranium]

The way the "Story" progressed was it started out like a genuine, fun but shitty horror movie (if that makes any sense), then it's almost as if the author ran out of ideas and realized that the main character's name was fanny and just threw in an ending. I can understand that, the only problem I have with this is, why did they throw it on Newgrounds.

[OriginalLemming]

Jeez this game is lame.

There are so much better flash games out there.

[OriginalLemming]

@OriginalLemming some*

Man this game wrecked my grammar.

[nvn007]

Hey I remember this gamme!! I played it in school and scared a lot of piglets

[almunchmelon]

4:38 They just ripped a frame straight from the shower scene in Psycho.

Also, everything else about this game sucks.

[BreegullGamer]

"They got me they... are in me."

"What are you talking about you scare me Jamie!"

"I am hungry so hungry"

Good grammar!

[Ariamaki]

The one thing that actually -doesn't- bother me about this terrible flash game is the Jamie sequence. If it was an arbitrary sequence of 8 choices, then yeah, it would be trial and error bullshit. But if you think about it even a little logically, at least all the correct answers are the ones that make sense. So that's a point in favor.

Singular.

Out of... the entire game.

[mthatguy1111]

was that starting song a song from Death Note? what a waste of a good song

[BlitzTheDarkAngel24]

thats the opening to the exorcist

[Katcrazy111]

Spolier! spolier! Call 911(JKJKJKJKJKJK) On these guys! They spolied the final BOSS!!!................Oh the "call 911" that was just a joke!!

[MusashiKagehide]

They said JAAMIIIIIE!!

I heard JAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

[Pkyewbeam]

What, that was a woman in a wedding dress? I thought it was a giant condom.

[redback3]

I would love to write a horror game and make it myself, it's just that I can't code for shit.

[Dylanthulhu]

I swear to God, if that was a Sisters of Mercy shirt Fanny was wearing.

[Sibster45678]

@Dylanthulhu it was!

[nintendork67]

A game about phannies and stolen polturgeist music... woohoo.

[RonnyWho]

my name is Fanny! i am offended!

[Headbanger142]

This game'll never see the light again.

[Scorpiondesu]

Protip: Silent Hill is scarier than this.

[nitemaricv2]

@Scorpiondesu protip: violent shit is scarier then this

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@Scorpiondesu protip: a cute puppy is scarier then this.

[ZLFaurora]

@Scorpiondesu protip:Care Bears is scarier than this.

[popledude]

I mean, groty piss-stained flash game

[popledude]

Hey silent hill if it were a shitty broken flash game.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Hey, it ripped off Tubular Bells...

[1CrazyFoxx1]

I wasn't scared until I saw fanny at the end, that scared the shit out of me

[SenseiLeRoof]

4:30 "I feel something... in this room,"

Yeah, that's her nipples tingling.

[ps3freak44]

press x to JAMIE.

[LifeIsStillADaydream]

@ps3freak44 JJJJJAAAAAAAMMIE!!!! JAIMIE?! JJJJAAAAAAAAIIMMMMMIEE!

[theoreticalgod]

"in him" hey ho

[Ravane92]

"It seems like they're stealing music from a horror movie somewhere..." Seems like they did. Although, I wouldn't really call "The Exorcist " a horror movie.

[EvanCWaters]

@Ravane92 Really? What would you call it, a bedroom farce?

[Ravane92]

@EvanCWaters Something of a thriller. It had it's jumpy moments, but it wasn't that scary.

[DayBreakization]

Maybe the flash author lost a bet and had to make this horrible game...

[thapoint09]

They got me they...

have very poor use of punctuatoin...

[PornoGraphicMeatloaf]

The thisthers

[YaigaMamire]

Fanny -Oh my god Jamie! what happenned?

Jamie - I played this game...

[WinglessIceAngel]

4:05 Jamie, you fucking cunt!

[Blastinus]

Does it really count as a game if you can win in less than 10 moves?

[DenOfVipers]

@Blastinus Well, I dunno, that would disqualify chess as a game to some people.

[SpongeBobPore]

You know something funny? If you choose to view the credits at the beginning, you'll actually see the same screen you get when you get a Game Over, so you can use that to immediately skip to the Jamie confrontation. With that, I was able to beat the whole game in about five seconds. No joke, I timed it.

[protoAuthor]

Why is Tubular Bells playing?

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@protoAuthor It's supposed to be scary

[derbydaiquiri]

I love how Jamie doesn't actually tilt his head or anything, his face just shifts position.

[barkerr0918]

Was there even a story?

[LegendarySock]

Lol, the Spring Break thing totally ruins it.

[laughingfurry]

They obviously were trying to immitate the point and click game, Uninvited.

[Mikodite]

@laughingfurry and epically failed!

[Mikodite]

@laughingfurry Also, where's the ruby that makes you go insane?

[laughingfurry]

@Mikodite

I read somewhere that the insanity varies. In one version, a ruby makes you go insane. In another version, you go insane either when a timer runs out or you use a certain amount of actions.

Either way, Horror! still fails at imitating Uninvited. No ghost girl attacking you in the Flash game.

Speaking of Uninvited, am I the only one who thinks that both characters actually do die at the end. I mean, it seams kinda sudden for everything to seam like heaven after the last part.

[Sergthemaster]

SPOILER: this game has nothing to spoil

[originosity]

5:40 I giggled.

[punkaksyoo]

When talking to jamie/de(a)mon, it seems that for any given set of choices, one is about escaping, one is about fighting the monster, and one is about saving jamie. Guess which theme leads you straight.

Also, Gordon Freechman.

[TonyBranston]

Because John was too busy killing other demons and having identity issues.

[EthVortexShield]

Actually, on the contrary slowbeef, the woman in the wedding dress is the person who died... cracking the mirror. I THINK. Thats 7 years of bad flash animation.

[primal2020]

anyone notice the typos

[1andonlyWojjan]

this author has a bright futur.

[TonyBranston]

Did you read the autour's nose at the beginning?

[EthVortexShield]

I didn't make read the Autohor's nose at the beginning

[psycotigerman]

@1andonlyWojjan Just not in game design

[Icerama108]

2:09 His nose completely moves to the other side of his face....

[WeaselWarDance7]

I can't believe the "game" decided to rip off The Evil Dead, the most ferociously original horror movie of all time. The high pitched sing-song bit was stolen from the scene in which Linda turns evil.

[KyleHyde11219]

How does crap like this get such high ratings on Newgrounds? Do they really have no sense of quality on that site?!

[CaptainTinTyrant]

dude, its newgrounds, what do you expect?

[ramza89SH]

@KyleHyde11219 There's a reason it's on Newgrounds.

[Icerama108]

@KyleHyde11219 Search up Samus on the sight and you'll get your answer.

[Zerginfantry]

@KyleHyde11219 You haven't been there much, have you?

[kefkasakura]

@KyleHyde11219 Because they're Frenchies. ^_^ -b

[Sacredfire059]

@KyleHyde11219 You know, we really don't. I don't go to the flash portal, I just use the forums. Which are almost as bad as /b/ with less CP.

[Hellbomb1342]

@KyleHyde11219 because the people who rate these games are retards who have never played a game in their lives. Which is why there is always people who are asking for help in the reviews and rating it 10

[EdmacZ]

@KyleHyde11219

I think Newgrounds may have already answered your question.

[finalfantasyrules222]

@KyleHyde11219 kinda like youtube lmao

[Hellbomb1342]

@finalfantasyrules222  Newgrounds has the bad flash games while youtube has the bad LPs.

[grendelee]

@KyleHyde11219 Its like youtube. You have to go through mountains of trash just to find one gem...and when you do OH MY GOD SOMETHING THAT HAS SOME COHERENCE! Hunger is the best spice, as they say. Thats why I like funnyordie for videos. Should make something like that for games, lol, which is what newgrounds IS SUPPOSED TO BE! Ever hear of BLAMMING, people?

[RoyStorey]

@KyleHyde11219 i was on NG a lot in 2004 (when this came out) and yeah, it was a pretty dismal year for submissions. "scary games" were all the rage around that time and you could submit any interactive flash with a screamer and it'd probably get top ten rated of the day. all the funny and creative flash was rated low (unless it had nude women) and all the good creators started leaving the site.

even at that shitty time i can't believe this got daily 1st, i saw blammed movies better than this

[Seth2378]

@KyleHyde11219 yes

[arkmalfius]

Lol the music was ripped from Death Note.

[robbie159]

Actually, no it wasn't. It's the intro of a song called Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield.

[360thatguy]

that was first in the excorsist i know what thesong yourthinking of is it is slightly diffrent

[SenseiLeRoof]

@360thatguy Um, no. Tubular Bells' intro was used in The Exorcist, but it was recorded before the film was more than a script.

[360thatguy]

yah its still in the exsorest and i meant the dn song was difrent

[p3ngu1n48]

If only fanny had a "pack" that she kept her phone in

DIABETUS

what shall we call this invention

[AJComixII]

Brought to you by Daemon tools.

[AppleHankypants]

Just shows the class of Newgrounds.

Honestly, I swear 99 percent of the people there are mentally deprived

[kingbooforums]

fuckin fuckers

[CrackNImO]

3:59

JAMIEEEEEE

[TAGMOMG]

To be honest, the whole "Pick the words" thing is a bit easier then you made it look: There's always a choice that says something like "I'm gonna GTFO!" Something that sounds like "FUK YOU DEAMONDS!" and Something that says something like "Use the power of friendship!"

Take a wild guess which ones you pick.

[GideonIon8]

"I'm gonna GTFO!"

[TAGMOMG]

Good Guess. Wrong, but still, that's what someone who wasn't Stupid would do.

But here, The power of friendship rules over all, aparantly.

[GideonIon8]

She runs either way, friendship doesn't work on dudes, they just turn into demons apparently. Or have always been demons, it is really hard to tell. Friendship hasn't been useful for me either, darn those kids with their Ipods, and their Halo3, and their inability to leave Runescape and their ignorance.

[TAGMOMG]

Hey, yeah, you're right.

Strange... If she runs on her own mind, she dies, yet if she get's told to run, she lives...

Chuvanist maker, much?

[NostalgicSince2005]

@TAGMOMG Don't forgot the option where Fanny doesn't even finish what she's saying. "Ah why did you..."

[manuel221988]

new grounds shhud die 4 allowing ppl 2 make shit like this ... i would want someone to send my comp a virus if i tried to make this shit

[cadcsa]

ummm... wow.... you could finish this game in 10 seconds, wooptie do....

[VysetheTard]

How much easier could it possibly be to program an entire shitty game than to string together coherent sentences FOR that shitty game?

Is it a normal stage in child development to crank out shitty games before learning how to read? Why did I skip that stage?

[Gamiac]

In Flash, it's no big task to throw together a shitty game like this. Just look at the tutorials, get the pictures, make some objects and turn them into buttons that send you to a specific frame on the timeline.

[Inconspicuouszaku]

I can't believe you didn't recognize the Exorcist theme.

[HuNgRyViPeRs]

The horror music is from Halloween.

And awesome video guys, made my day, even though it's almost ended.

[Mysterious0Bob]

No, its from The Exorcist. Tubular Bells.

[Sorasen]

As Mysterious0Bob has mentioned, it's not, it's Tubular Bells, by Mike Oldfield, used in the movie the Exorcist.

[bigbrian95]

lol i totally agree with mj. i used to go on newgrounds all the time and its a gold mine for retsupraes or retsuflashes (i cant really think of a good name for it right now)

[PaintedBlackCloud]

You will never see the light again

[vetromaster]

JAMIE, STOP THAT CRAZY THING!!!

You are the best.

[MJ1284]

Hah, I love this new style of retsupurae's. Not only do they get to pick on bad games, now they're also ripping a new one to people who are posting stupid comments on the internet.

YouTube generation, beware!

[jigglemaster7]

I think you meant caught

[NewbletGladez]

LOL at the JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE part fuck yea slowbeef

[ZineappleVids]

4:25

Eh! Who spilled the Kool-Aid?

[Icerama108]

The Sisters :D

[PAMuffinMan]

In 2004 on Newgrounds it was basically this and "Kill Bin Laden/Pikachu/The Backstreet Boys".

[SonichuCardCenter]

That game looks like shit.

[Grassdragon193]

SPOILER:

If you let the video play you will be amused.

That caught me out the first time.

[ILIKECEREALX]

Horror indeed.

[EvanCWaters]

The Game Over screen is cover art for a DVD of some low-budget horror film starring Bridgette Wilson. (I can't remember the title, but I've seen it available on Netflix WI.)

[TonyBranston]

And she uses a screencap from Psycho for the "murder."

We can only pray it's Tara Gillesbie in continued trolling.

[OSVahn]

So, what IS her futur anyways?

[PankeymanProductions]

A Seven? Harsh...

[sagacious03]

Damn, that game sucked. Seriously, what was the point of all the other rooms if the game is just so damn linear!?!

[HitmansAlt]

I'm kind of off on one thing in this video. They say there's no way to know which responses you're supposed to pick, yet obviously if you read them it looks like the sympathetic route is the one you should follow. Not that it's good, but that's a lot more obvious than they're making it out to be.

[AidenLS]

I LOVE RETSUPURAE  you guys are awsome

[ZineappleVids]

What a compelling yet haunting story.

Thank god she revealed her futur.

[callinstead09]

What... A Shit game!! And the reviews are pitiful! <8s

[SparkHazard]

Shit bad or shit like 'a real horror movie'?

[callinstead09]

whut? I mean it's bad! Very bad, c'mon!

[DancerAngel22]

"Why are doing this to me"

What the heck

[5mendiola]

This review was rated useless

LMAO

[Roodypoocandyass]

1...2....3...1....2

Awesome, could they have made the right choices anymore random?

[masterfox3000]

I remember this game.

It was shit when i played it..... still is.

[danimal2888]

I am fucking loving these New Grounds retsupreas.

[retromandan]

Sup Danimal

[kilikman]

@danimal2888 Oh for the love of...LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, It's "NewGrounds" not "New Grounds", new should be capitalized and it's "Retsupuraes" not "retsupreas" you fucking retard.