The Winklevoss Twins | Wonderful Pistachios Get Crackin' Ad [video]

[MrJtb17]

"Do you wanna hire a lawyer and sue the Pistachios?"

"No I wanna hire the Sopranos to crack the shit out of the Pistachios with a hammer!"

"We don't have to do that. We can crack them ourselves. They're 0"0.1, 1 ounce and they're dozens of them"

[TheQueenchica]

wow they are huge...would like to see them in person!

[GuamTippedOver]

I think 65 million wasnt enough, based on the movie, they did invent facebook not mz. I dont know how accurate the movie was though

[ReachMotion]

and Toby does it with his mouth.

[Divinitize]

Mark badly needs to create Facebook branded nuts

[CocoPuffNation]

This commercial cracks me up because they're sooooo butthurt !! XD

[NickPwnsUTube]

A million pistachios isn't cool. You know what is cool? A billion pistachios.

[allxxxday28]

i wonder if they talk shit about zuckerburg on their facebook accounts....

[trueblood1221]

Did I use any of your code when I cracked that pistachio?!

[jackieevans]

They should hide there name,face and likeness and every time they hear the word facebook or mark zuckerburg they should cry in shame.

[jackieevans]

Went to harvard and all they got were peanuts.

[72VioletFields]

corny

[NaziZombieModderz]

A 100 billion dollar idea vs a commercial with nutz cracking? Hmmmm?

[MajorLeaDangerous]

OK. You guys made your point... again!  Go away now.

[hazahaxa]

How the hell did he do that?

[jackieevans]

@hazahaxa now how did they do that but rather Why?

[SophiaAlmeida1120]

LOL Is this supposed to be rude towards Mark or rude towards themselves?

[dvjJADE]

If you were the crackers of Wonderful Pistachios,

you would have cracked Wonderful Pistachios!

[gleventhal]

@sohc287 Right, a nut commercial is a great place for your antisemitic views.

[bgreenTV1]

while mark zuckerberg laughs in his flying mansion...

[sschwartz23]

Who directed this?

[destinyawaitsx3]

and our father is rich

[Shiggity123]

lol... the Winklevi rule

[Rayveniaela]

This companies adverts are just too funny!!

[justin2griffin]

I already crack it that way. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[fashionpinktink]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Get Kraken

[UploadedKid]

"The winkleevii aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They are suing me because for the first time in their lives, they couldn't crack a pistachio.

[ImmortalGuru]

Shots fired!

[MarkZuck]

I just lost my appetite.

[SCROLLDOWNMEDIA]

lol it's hard to watch ,

[SilentNoise92]

lol Business/economics major angry about science major who made billions tweaking their "stupid" idea.

[errortainment]

brutally brutally excruciating

[ohiogo363]

How do you crack it like that? No seriously, I've been at it for like, 2 hours.

[SiikP90]

Love these guys

[mightywindmill102]

That's hilarious!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Not as hot as they were in the movie...

[XAgenerationAX]

@tjdeuceosix werent they the ones who hired mark to do it but he took it and made it his own while he was "working" on it

[bennybwoi]

Zuckerberg is the worlds youngest billionaire and these two are doing nut commercials. Who won?

[MowMan7]

can someone explain this too me? both why it's funny (cause i missed the memo) and how to crack it like that!

[15harney1987]

@MowMan7 watch "the social network" and u will understand

[jasonroxorz]

Even if they did come up with the idea, Zuckerberg made it what it is... He's the creative genius and coding genius behind facebook. That is like bitching about Apple stealing the GUI from Xerox. Yeah Xerox had something there, and then they didn't do shit with it, and the Macintosh made it what it is today.

[MahdiRanger]

The Winklevii

[clbevill]

@donniecage - Do YOU have $65M??? Seriously. I know I'd like .001% of the $65M personally!

[gleekgeek21]

Grow some Winklevoss twins.

[lepetitebird]

Just saw this ad on TV and busted out laughing! Classic!

[ichigoxmarura15]

Now they really need to cut it out. I agree with Mark, the only reason they're mad is because for the first time they couldn't have everything they wanted. But now they just look like whining bitches.

[WrathOfFlame]

And here they go getting all butt hurt again...

[cmwilson109]

This commercial cracks me up! Lol

[17pmart]

This video has part of my attention-it has the minimum amount

[albeanmagz19]

You know you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Pistachios, you would have invented Pistachios.

[bijoux3]

lmao all you people are like oh they only got 65 million.

what do you all have 65 million of?

oh. right.

[donnycage]

Those twins got owned. Facebook is worth 70 billion. They settled out of court for 65 million. That's not even .001%. OWNED.

[giobbistar21]

Is this Armie Hammer or the actual Winklevoss twins?

[libbyiscreepin]

omg i'm gonna sound lame for this but i'm laughing so hard at the top comments rn

[colin9413c]

lol they're just jealous that mark is a billionaire and those to had a horrible website idea.

[DisturbedAngle47]

This was in bad taste. But it made me laugh. lmao Mainly cuz all the comments. Its a few years late though, makeing a witty slap in the face. To bad Zuckerberg could buy and sell the both of the Winklevoss. But thats what you get when you go to and trust a kid that already had a shitty rep. lawl

[jordanthemonkey8]

This guy is 6'5 220 and there's two of him.

[spacejesusadventure]

How much was Mr Zuckerberg's bag of Pistachios diluted down to?

It wasn't.

What was Sean Parker's bag of Pistachios diluted down to?

It wasn't.

How much pistachios was your bag diluted down?

0.03 pistachios....

[addrenalinedrummer]

@spacejesusadventure This is genius. Had me laughing so hard hhahahhahhaha

[lottie1703]

@spacejesusadventure haha, love that XD

[Thebrowntown1234]

@spacejesusadventure lololololololol you are phunnee

[DarkEmergence]

@EdradLumph Why, you plan on stealing their idea?

[thericketts89]

I guess 65 million,daddy's trust fund,and graduating from Harvard just isn't enough these days?

[Kewlster1]

@thericketts89 the more the better ;)

[gabe25j1]

We checked your shares Mr. Eduardo. You own .75 of the pistachios

[sexinelmo]

its funny because i just watched the social network lol...they got their money .stfu lol

[ShadowofOwL]

Drop the "Get" just "Crackin"

[JoseWanKenobi]

@ShadowofOwL Good one! You've made my day with that comment!

[TooBeGoodAgain]

hahahaha, the two top comments are awesome.

[Onnaloves]

Takes a nut company to hire these two empty shells >_<

[flowerlullaby]

uh they are bitter because oh i don't know, someone STOLE their idea and now is a billionaire. wouldn't you be bitter?

[proudtobleedblue]

I don't know, I thought this commercial was kind of funny. It actually gave me a craving for pistachios, so I went out and bought a bag.

[vitopix1]

I've seen some horrible commercials. This is definitely one of them for sooo many reasons.

[knightriderutube]

I would NEVER buy this product just for the mere fact of them making fun of FACEBOOK sole founder.

The BITTER twins are probably promoting a BITTER product !!!

[mambajamba17]

Hahahahaha hilarious

[requiemoftruth]

I'll never buy anything by this brand for supporting the Weaselvoss Twins. Lame sponsor!

[coltsfanca]

I get the Social Network movie jokes, but don't get into a goddamn debate over facebook here... it's amazing what people think they know after watching one movie

[z12b1o2xz]

They really havent got over their big egos! suckers!

[richkid2311]

@bigfri5 I'm sure "Big Z" has a couple billion reasons to not care...

[bigfri5]

@richkid2311 HA! Probably.

[Macdead10]

Two retarded tha were born in a rich family and think they can rule the world. Hope they lose everything & have to work everyday to pay bills.

[THEICON513]

If you had invented pistachios, then you would of had invented pistachios

[DarkEmergence]

If you were really the first to crack pistachios like that, you'd be the first to crack pistachios like that.

[rickvidallon]

I think I love you Winklevoss twins. Great commercial.

BTW, don't you agree that Mark Zuckerfish has the same face resembling the typical kid that always got beat up in high school? Or in the case of Zuckerfish... he has two faces.

[kacman11]

Seven different people spammed me the same link to this. I'm really hoping it's pistachios that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.

[MStacy2021]

*Social Network jokes here*

[Aluvex]

This is hilarious. I don't see how there are so many dislikes - can't people take a joke rather than getting so butthurt over something they're taking way too personally anyway?

[ThothX]

Rule #1

Never ever ever ever make any 'business partnerships' with Jews.

[shogunfan4life]

@ThothX LMFAO!!!! EPIC!!!!

[MultiTophand]

@ThothX You anti-semetic mouth breathing prick

[ThothX]

@MultiTophand At least learn to spell the words before you try to use them, subhuman.

[Icedcoldtea]

@neutralsoymilkhotel That deserves a lot of thumbs up :)

[schnel127]

watch out for Jews...

[MrRawr18]

If you make a chair you don't owe money to everyone who has ever made a chair!!!!!!

[infobeansable]

Winklevi are on twitter! @tylerwinklevoss and @winklevoss

[idontcareanyways]

They row crew

[BigMandoVera]

Mark Zuckerburg - The Marlin

The Winklevoss Twins - The Trout

[Rex16c]

@BigMandoVera I HATE THE TROUT.

[bluprint23]

The commercial is funny. Don't get butt hurt just cuz Zuck is your idol

[curls4theworld]

If they had the intelligence and creativity to invent facebook, they would have invented facebook. Hundreds of people have the same bright idea before ONE person actually does something with it: starts a business, patents an invention, makes millions of dollars, etc. Thats f-ing life. Either you make it happen or you don't.

[HeCameHeSawGROID]

@curls4theworld No, the jew media promoted facebook and the jew money printing press printed them some start up fees. The BRIGHT IDEA ITSELF was of course not jewish.

[curls4theworld]

@HeCameHeSawGROID and the bright idea itself is also not protected by copyright law. It's the EXPRESSION of the idea. Hence why there are so many dating sites online, because the idea of a dating site is not intellectual property. Again, that's f-ing life. If they're mad because he "stole" their idea, like some whiny third graders on the playground, then they should just whoop his ass, not sue him. They have no recourse under the law.

[TheRobertMackeyShow]

I thought this was a Brooks Brothers commercial...

[tygripshover72]

@neutralsoymilhotel hahaha yes. That's exactly what I thought of when I seen it.

[xXhamiltonXx]

Match.com for Pistachio cracking, real original.

[jacobsears81]

Ummm who would steal that? You clowns. Get CrackinG egg commercials.

[Dinkins]

You mad, bros? *Troll Face*

[CountZurich]

I like how the "follow us on Facebook and Twitter" line at the bottom at the end of the commercial isn't in this one

[mikeguitargod14]

a million pistachios isnt cool. you know what's cool? a billion pistachios

[8765425676543]

@mikeguitargod14

ur such a loser

[briankmj]

poor twins...booohoooo



[ashe984]

Omg lol of all people my bf went to school with them.

[forevercold88]

@ashe984 No one cares.

[dzinnc]

You have to hand it to the people at Wonderful Pistachios, they really know how to advertise. Caitie Upton, Snooki, and now these guys.

[nigthawc]

I just think its a funny commercial, who cares about something that was settled already.

[roguesqd23]

HAAHAAHAA I am amused by this. BTW The Pistachios are really good.

[infobeansable]

The Winklevi are on twitter @tylerwinklevoss and @winklevoss !

[Ciera47890]

this is funny as hell!

[tammywebb4125]

Ok get over it already...they make themselves look stupid

[amazingjakeo]

Love this commercial!!! We need more commercials like this. Its up there with where's the beef.

[rattalover123]

I'm posting this on Facebook xD

[SpikeLee3000]

If I had a secretary, I'd ask her to punch me in the face.

[ForcedToUsedThisName]

anyone finding this highly amusing?

[willmurphy8342]

I am going to do these guys a favor and post this on Facebook.

[MySeoulWithin]

The Winklevii aren't doing this ad to throw a sucker punch at Zuckerberg. They're doing it because they REALLY LOVE PISTACHIOS.

Get the joke? It's another twisted 'Social Network' quote.

[dever898]

i hate the people that say they're whining. put yourself in their position. if somebody stole an idea like that from you after saying he'd work for you then took the idea and turned into a multi billion dollar company and claimed the idea as his own and gave you no credit and got nothing out of it other than a movie showing how you got f'd over. wouldnt you be pretty pissed? i sure as hell know i would!

[alive4fantasy]

@dever898 I would agree except they didn't get nothing. They got 65 million and then decided a couple years later that wasn't enough.

[dever898]

@alive4fantasy still in my opinion id be more pissed that somebody stole my idea and turned it into a multi billion dollar company and known by just about everybody as the creator of facebook. while there known as the two guys that just got f'd over. recognition > money, imo

[dever898]

i hate the people that say they're whining. put yourself in their position. if somebody stole an idea like that from you after saying he'd work for you then took the idea and turned into a multi billion dollar company and claimed the idea as his own and gave you no credit and got nothing out of it other than a movie showing how you got f'd over. wouldnt you be pretty pissed? i sure as hell know i would!

[xXxPieGuyxXx]

lol they got owned. What a childish advert.

[proent]

yeah because you can trademark cracking a pistachio...

[AndrewMatt16]

The whiny Winklevoss Twins!

[ThatWierdAsian1]

A guy who cracks pistachios nicely doesn't owe money to everyone whos cracked a pistachio! they cracked a pistachio, i made it cooler.

[xekushuna]

You know what.....one Winklevoss was enough for this ad.

[1356g0]

ISEEWHATYOUDIDTHERE

[Filipe505050]

Drop the "Get". Just "Crackin".

[CheeseCrixPie]

@Filipe505050 it's cleaner xD

[jpavlik6]

@Filipe505050 It's cleaner

[andrevisk]

Na vida real, ainda mais Nerds e mais #perdedores. In a real life, much more Nerds and #Loosers .....@de__mello

[450kcrackparty]

mark zuckerberg laughed while he watched this commercial... in his MANSION

[ADVERTlSEMENT]

@450kcrackparty These guys are in their mansions too

[sansdeity420]

@450kcrackparty lol you think these guys arent loaded? lmfao

[xerke]

Hey let's whine about why we're not succesful because someone stole our idea. We'll never make money now! Oh wait we're already doing it by complaining and making ads.

[MultiTophand]

@xerke The Winklevoss Twins are worth $120 Million. Same you got picked on in HS but you are not Mark Zuckerburg. These guys, whom you hate, have more money than everyone you know, plus two generations of progeny, will ever make together.

[TheNerimonster]

The comments are so quality. 

[carrots667]

196 likes, 196 dislikes

196 like Mr Winklevoss the other 196 dislike Mr Winklevoss

[scriptedBug]

So.. they need to be two to think like one?

[bytebacktv]

I wonder when they get a fanpage on FACEBOOK!

[Lawbenstriel]

They are so much hotter in the movie. I'm disappointed.

[JesseKantstopolis]

Those two are some of the biggest babies in this country. "Hey government please steal money from Zuckerberg because he outsmarted us and that's not fair. Wah wah wah."

[beza72]

Stupid joke.

[Sneezlebob]

Mark Zuckerburg is laughing at the bank

[OPmcast]

These guys are nuts

[ChinchecitoY]

why they chose Armie Hammer for the movie??? they're not good looking :S

[TheOMGn]

that guy looks like loret de mola

[daiuto]

I'm going to invent the BEST flying car, oh but I just need you to come up with the ingenuity behind it all. Oh and may it 10 times better than my original idea please. Now don't go claiming this as your own, or I'll sue you!

[waynereardon]

This will be irrelevant pretty soon anyway. Google+ will kill Facebook when it opens to the public early next year, due to the fact it won't change your privacy settings and only admit it when the media finds out.

[yfcandme]

@waynereardon the only people who care about privacy settings are adults, gtfo of facebook and go be a good father to your children

[annedrodgyness]

Cringe. So much cringe.

[OMGitzCooper]

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