Batman and Abe Lincoln vs John Wilkes Booth

[TheOfficerlucas]

What the fuck am I watching.

[JonathanHallShow]

WHAT THE HECK, DC!? You totally stole this from my history report! >:(

[snapper1495]

WTF

Still awesome though

[monkeyboys163]

at 0:43 i was expecting him to say "I'm Batman"

[TheEaglesEnvy]

dumbest thing!

...

I LOVE IT!

[YanSui01]

If President Lincoln had the same fighting chance President Jackson had...

[KillerKane0]

War Between the States???? Nuh-uh! The War to Suppress Treason against the Holy Union.

[ItsTheBrownBus]

Obviously Batman has never heard of the butterfly effect. 

[Metroidman389]

@ItsTheBrownBus obviously you didn't hear him say "...of parallel universe 52"

[killaplaya222]

steam powered suit = electrical sparks

seems legit

[martinl255]

wyf



[BLUamnEsiac]

Maybe kids would grow more interested in history classes if teachers started showing them what happened in alternate dimensions/timelines.

[eyemeralds]

FUCK YEA, AMERICA!!

[mafyia7]

0:08 - 0:14 Mary and her asian face

[Robertjcksn40]

Quite some dumb comments on here; Abraham Lincoln wasn't as honest as you may think,

[123peytonE]

Say hello to John Wilkes boom!

[waezi2]

....what was that?

[CplYakob]

1:12

Awesome!

[pokewiz309]

Honest abe...he was much more than honest XD

[metaridley171]

now HERE'S a history lesson that doesn't disappoint

[acledfloyd]

So it's batman vs. Steam-punk Iron Man?

[Salnax]

"In case of emergency or Confederate Cyborg Attack"

This has happened before?

[killaplaya222]

@Salnax parallel universe

[Kakashi713]

This Makes me cruda in happiness!!!

[shootthekitty]

Wow, boothe really came prepared.

[Smoothy062]

1:37 Little did they tell us in school that Lincoln was also an advanced weapons engineer. Why he never used that knowledge to aid the Union ...we'll never know.

[theman15928]

SAFD

[poopskinTheLiar]

What Would Abe Lincoln Do?

[gwhyhate]

Lincoln sucks

[Friendlykiller2]

@gwhyhate well jefferson davies sucks.

[Bballinjosh]

so this is what egoraptor was talking about

[MaliusEpiphany]

this seems legit

[MongolianFistDemon97]

Four Words: BEST TEAM UP EVER!

[MisterGreenonion]

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

OR CONFEDERATE CYBORG ATTACK

[HeWhoDwellsInShadows]

Hate to say it, but John Wilkes Booth makes the Assassin's from Assassin's Creed look somewhat...weak.

He's armed to the bone.

[Theraclese]

if only history were so awesome

[Doctor3E]

This is about as strange as Fruitbat.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

Not only does Abraham Lincoln free slaves and kill vampires, but now he punches steampunk cyborgs and shakes hands with the Batman?

Fuck England, I'm emigrating! God Bless America!

[FreddyMercurysAIDS]

It's like Wolfenstein, with John Wilkes Booth instead of Hitler.

[3FoxWolf3]

WILKES WAS A DAMN FRICKIN NINJA WITH AN ARMY OF HIS OWN WEAPONS? My teacher said he knew everything....

[KyleLinskinator]

This is also confusing. Batman fights dinosaurs.

/watch?feature=endscreen&v=o0e­JNQ-3n0o

[darkknightfeeling]

With this, maybe I would have paid attention in History.....

[Kaaxe]

alot of electricity in that suit for something that's steampowered.

[meepmepe]

"... And on that fateful day, April 14, 1865, president Lincoln and Batman brought an end to Mecha-Booth and the cyborg confederate army."

My teacher just stared at me, and told me to go to the counselor for some help.

[georgekostaras]

Oh God, it's Mech-Booth!

[Rasengan9000ttt]

Sombody meme this imediatly.

[slightlyevolved]

Dood. Did Abe Lincoln just totally go Ninja on a robot Booth? Because if I didn't hallucinate that...

Best.

Opera.

EVAR!

[Eruaphadriel]

Why does Lincoln have a southern accent?

[AidansVlog]

@Eruaphadriel that's the part you don't believe? really?

[TheMisterRaven]

Ballin

[jeckdaright]

For the people that are comfused he says later that he is in a diffrent plan of reality/universe/dimention.

[jeckdaright]

@jeckdaright Pararall Universe 5501

[Joshaaron98]

abe Lincoln kick ass



[bigladsgonnagetye]

This is a good argument on why kids shouldn't watch TV and how much shows ill inform and fry children's minds. I'm not American I'm Irish but I was more fascinated by the Real Story when I was Younger than this Guff just shows how much you are full off shit America

[PhantomResearchGroup]

@bigladsgonnagetye shut up we saved your country's ass during the potatoe plague in the 1800s with us you all would have died and besides our country isn't full of shit we just know how to make a cool spin off of an event in history so quit hating

[tehubernessofuber]

@bigladsgonnagetye ...You do realize Batman The Brave and the Bold ISN'T a children's show, right? I mean, there's an episode where three female heroes sing about the Justice league's male heroes all having small dicks and being bad in bed. It's for adults who would realize what ALTERNATE TIMELINE at the end of the clip there means.

[theBigBadBonobo]

@tehubernessofuber Could we get a link to that? I'm a wee bit incredulous.

[tehubernessofuber]

@theBigBadBonobo /watch?v=fAFP0IoMfsA

Thar ya go. And a correction to my original statement. Not ALL of them are bad in bed. Blue Beetle is just a secret homosexual, Green Lantern uses toys, and Batman is just awesome.

[icyswordofawesome]

How does this video not have ALL OF THE VIEWS? Did you read the title?

[cooperandthegoons]

I dont think this is how history happened but maybe I was not paying attention in history class

[mrdark279]

Just the image of a bat-a-rang hitting John Wilkes Booth's gun out of his hand is awesome.

[xaurie1]

LINCOLN PUNCH!

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

I KNEW Batman was a Republican.

Also, did anyone else notice the axe was "In case of Emergency, or Confederate Cyborg attack"?

[zazismrx]

I think I saw this on the History channel

[Onimusha64]

This is just so ridiculous... but at the same time, this is one of the awesomest things I've seen in my life! XD

[Wilhelm1617]

The ridiculousness of this clip astounds me.

[morganfreemangod]

i had no idea john wilkes booth was into steam punk

[Destroyahweapon]

I KNEW IT! I wrote about this in a history report my teacher threw away years ago

[elendless]

Looks at bioshock infinite 10 mins gameplay trailer..

Looks at this vid...

holy shit, imma fight john wiles in that game :D

[thisismikey444]

something you'd see on the history channel..just missing aliens.

[dawatchng]

How the hell did the South lose the war?!?!??!

[hfbrooklyn]

Ah, I know some of you are like wtf but at the end Batman did say that was a parallel universe.

[Jimaera]

Why the hell didn't my sixth grade history book mention this?

[chidori986]

Remember that time, when robo John Wilkes Booth got the shit kicked out of him by Lincoln and Batman.

[TheSilverPhoenix100]

0k only in the realm of comics doest his make any fucking sen...you know what no this just doesnt make any sense at all

[TheLawliet10]

And it was the best day ever, The End

[Crazediem]

1:16 Lincoln Punch!

[GLaD1138]

I wish I knew what would have happened if Lincoln hadn't been shot in the back of the face.

[TheLawliet10]

@GLaD1138 This... This is what would happen

[weirdguy8888]

The books didn't say anything about John Wilkes Booth being this well armed.

[crazy4sian]

@weirdguy8888 The history books are liiies...

[clydecromey]

@weirdguy8888 Hahhahahahaha!

[LoveMurderinSnitches]

Anyone else going to copy down everything that happened in this video and give it to your teacher as your Abraham Lincoln report?

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

Wow, I wonder how they'll handle Kennedy's assassination

[OddDeity]

I wish history lessons would of been this interesting when I was in high school.

[warewolf435]

1:10 hmm... they had some strange contingency plans back then.

[flamewingmenace1]

@ 0:34 since when did he become baraka?

[Jyrow]

Lincoln: Thanks for saving me.

Batman: No problem. While it was an honor to fight by your side, I still have to kill you to keep history from destroying itself.

*Karate chop to the neck*

[probableIMPOSSIBLITY]

I was liked "No Batman!!! You have to let him kill him!!"

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

@probableIMPOSSIBLITY Thats probably why they have that last line about parallel universe.

Its alright to save him, it aint our Earth

[darkdefender85]

Way to screw up history Batman!

[capofgiza]

Part of me thinks that Brave and the Bold is historically accurate and our history books are just censored.

[chifii]

@capofgiza Fun fact; this was actually John Wilkes Booth's back-up plan. I mean, come on, Lincoln was 6 4, what if he missed his shot?

[adrdem1]

"In case of emergency of confederate cyborg attack"

yes.

[Curttehmurt]

This is silly, everyone knows John Wilkes Booth was a Vampire!

[ToxicNexus]

Guy's come on Batman said that he was in a alteret demention. Parden my english

[butheadbros]

and then nobody was ever motivated to help blacks due to the fact that lincon never got shot and now are schools are separated and another civil war is about to start. THANKS BATMAN!!!! :D

[Gregourii]

@butheadbros Actually, you can thank President Wilson for the Re segregation of pretty much everything, including Political Offices and the Military, Thanks Wilson!

And Lincoln actually had a plan that was merciful compared to what happened, only it couldn't have happened the way it was supposed to with Lincoln being assassinated.

[BlueFalconX2]

That was... AWESOME

[Metroidman389]

What the fucking shit just happened?

[mcbeast1011]

assassin creed takes anybody now 0:48

[Meteos09]

this is how i remember history

[atomicrevolution1]

I'm sorry, did Batman just drastically alter the course of history?

[Mortskcab]

And that ladies and gentlemen, was the greatest youtube video you'll ever see!

[pmouse418]

But wouldn't Lincoln being saved from assassination alter the future?

[JesterHopperpot1]

@pmouse418 Yes, but this was Parallel Universe 55-01 ;)

[ZPM7]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[YougotFacepalm]

Why is Lincoln not at all concerned with Batman's drastically out of place attire?

[SlikHelvetius]

@YougotFacepalm I would point out that his attire is out of place in just about any time period, and no one ever seems to care.

[MephiticFilms]

@YougotFacepalm Well, there is that matter of the steampunk cyborg assassin out to kill him.

[TheMaximumPower]

He's the president the U.S. deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[LoveNeko64]

my history teacher should watch this, he would have a nerdgasm like no other!!!

[gamefreak12321]

Well, we've hit the kill screen of television. It's all downhill from here.

[PrplSplrg]

What......the fuck

[cmanning525]

yep, this all happened

[Armedus]

"Looks like its time...

*slips on some darkened bifocals*

"To make some Lincoln Logs!"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH!

[sonbuhitsunei]

And that's what actually happened, children. Don't let the history books teach you no diffrn't.

[haku6161666]

What is this i can't even....what drugs are these writers on

I NEED SOME

[AlexOFranco]

what the fuck are they teaching kids nowadays. 

[gauntlet42]

and thats how it all happend teh endz

[samanthaskim96]

iron man? O.o

[MrMegas2]

THATS IT! I am going back in time and bring Abe Lincoln here

[whydoucare83]

@MrMegas2 i heard ronald regan had one

[Redemptioner123]

And thats my history report on how the Union won. Problem teacher?

[Hero1922]

And so Dr. Wayne left 1865 in the hope that the next leap would be the leap home.

[clstirens]

So wait.... Batman KILLED John Wilkes Booth....

[Quadraxis14]

What history class didn't want you to know!

[joesilver72]

This video should be shown to every 3rd grader when they learn about american history.

[theQuestion626]

so insanely corny YET also insanely fun!

[DevilTakeMe]

Batman and Abraham Lincoln vs. Steampunk Cyborg John Wilkes Booth.

Batmite: "Awesomesauce."

[steroidcupcake]

the writers on this show have to be on insane doses of lsd. i love it

[theHerpeaz]

if this is around the 1800s, shouldnt he have to reload after each shot?

[00411392]

@theHerpeaz Well the Gatling gun was invented by this time, and that thing's a precursor to modern machine guns.

[gamefreak1000000]

John Wilkes Booth stole Stark Technology? Oh teh noez!

[Insideoutswimmer]

The Lincoln assassination is my fav. moment in history -- no that is not creepy -- well anyways this scene is funny and my ap history friends thought I was crazy when I told them of this clip hahaha

[Eleapaw]

Batman should have a gun

like if you agree

LIKE IT NOWWWW!!!!

[JesterHopperpot1]

@Eleapaw No, that goes completely against his character.

[KirbyPrower01]

@Eleapaw you are stupid, batman doesn't kill people, and he doesn't need a gun, he's batman

[Eleapaw]

@KirbyPrower01 your the stupid one

if batman had a gun and with his ninja skills he could just get rid of all the villians of Gotham and then no one else would be harmed

so own

[1big101]

@Eleapaw but then no one agrees. You don't seem to get who Batman is and why he doesn't use a gun.

[LevTheRed]

is that Hoss Delgado?

[SatiricRich]

I had no idea John Wilkes Booth was into steam punk.

[Koboch]

If John Wilkes booth had all that technology why use a flintlock pistol to shoot Abe Lincoln? Makes no sense!!!

[TheRunner241]

LINCOLIN: HE'LL EMANCIPATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

[TheRunner241]

OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

[PocketEntertainment]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen! ~Dan

[ClericLordLeo]

This...CHANGES EVERYTHING

[heywowwoolyhoo]

I AM SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW. MY SOUTHERN IDENTITY IS CRINGING. OUCH. STILL LULZY, THOUGH.

P.S., LINCOLN THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE WERE INFERIOR TO WHITE PEOPLE. JUST THROWING THAT OUT THERE. YEP.



[0babyclam0]

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

OR CONFEDERATE CYBORG ATTACK

[speakdino10]

Let it be known that many kids failed their history tests after this.

[Jangobadass]

Yet another reason Abe was our best prez ever! <3

[Ethercast]

Too soon.

[pointlessworld]

DAAAMN

[sladikk]

Egoraptor brought me here, believe it or not.

[QIsForK12]

@sladikk Great I'm not the only one here lol

[darkdemonwerewolf]

1:10 In case of confederate cyborg attack. "Really you just have an ax for that reason there? Just stick with in case of fire please."

[Lookin4aBoxToLive]

Dude.... waht?

[scanprod]

batman is so awesome

he can change history

[kimota63]

...and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.

[orwellianson]

Booth looks like a Big Daddy from Bioshock Infinite....

[ApprenticeGamer64]

1:08 pause xD

[glenn444sims]

Damn Booth was packing heat that night

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

i gonna put this in my history report

[Blacknight342]

I'm not sure what just happened, but I think I'm okay with it

[GargusSCP]

Regardless of whether or not it's parallel, Batman just managed to screw over that timeline something fierce.

[DFKZakku]

....a steam punk Red Dynamo/Iron man?....what?

[jediewok16]

1:18

DUDE YES

[DarkAtHearts]

If you think this is F'ed up and funny, check out "Awemazeing Screw on Head". i hope i spelled that right.

[RurouniJackson]

. . . so much bull honkey

[NinjasticFlare]

what

the

fuck