EatMyDiction's War School: Rush 'n Defend (Battlefield 3 Gameplay/Commentary)

[Philiponthesenuts]

You don't love you're (UNBORN son wtf

[Catzonfire188]

i just learned how to play better than half the Colonel 50 out there

[qazwertyjohn2]

EPIC!

[MCCARTHE1]

im gonna need a change of pants but after that LETS DO THIS THING HOORARR!!

[guffima]

this is what Battlefield can do whit you. you think you are in the game and in REAL LIFE its called a GAME ! we can do what we want...... -_-

[101Habbopranks]

@guffima its a joke dumbass (well not really) and besides, this is teaching you how to play....

[MrFunforeveryone]

The blur when you are under fire makes support fire very effective and realistic. In some other stupid shooters (COD) this is a waste of bullets. In a good game (BF) it's a tactic.

[iBmads]

someone need's a hug

[mariolinkmon101]

check out my channel!

[xxBryanLeft4Deadxx]

SIR YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ReapersPizza]

SIR YES... wait skull fuck my what?!?

[TheIMightyKovacs]

SIR YES SIR. SKULL FUCK MY ANCESTORS

[DynamiteGFXUK]

SIR I WILL MURDER MY ENEMY SO HARD THEY WILL DIE TO DEATH SIR.

[bijiardo]

Fuck you imma bear.

[tmj128]

MURDER THEM TO DEATH

[2Deis]

this should have millons of views...

[legodude11]

@Dfxcc Hey, BF3 is a part of my Good Games This Year list. But MW3... nah.

[SUBinfinit]

Aww i wonder whent bf3 for noobs is coming out this reminds me of it!

[MrMorrison226]

YES SIR!

[59fiftydeep]

rofl lols fucking dice needs to put this inbetween games or on start up. wtb attack vid

[EpicMickey5]

what the fuck did i just watched?

[MRneushaar]

ahhh the 4 sniper squad. good times....

[FreelanceProgrammer]

Now do one about Attacking!

[killerzompi]

I think my ancestors already had a skullfucking...

[thekidofcha0s]

SUPER FAG

[wizzers100]

i love this vid seen it bout 20 times

[Korpen85]

only me or does this guy sound kinda wimpy? Need some one with a more MANLY VOICE

[Huntergphil2]

@Korpen85 Hello ladies.

[BlockyBackslider]

Support all the way! type 88 ftw

[ButterKnife1337]

I play as a medic with defillibrator, im a GREAT fuckin asset to tha team, COUNT ME IN SARGE!!!

[Panckeswitcheese]

Mommy...

[RDarthur91]

GUESS WHAY SOAP DIE IN MW3

[TheOneProSniper]

@RDarthur91 SPOILER FOR A GAME I DONT PLAN ON BUYING

[MrCactaki177]

@TheOneProSniper LOLOLOL

[brokenbones199]

@RDarthur91 DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A SHIT GAME

[behemothdread]

@RDarthur91 so? everyone dies in that game series anyways.

[darkshadow2341]

i always play as the engineer and kill any thing tha fucking moves

[Nationahlist]

Reminds me of Seananners. " GET SHIT ON!"

[popjejefvdb]

WHY DAD

[MrRussian19]

Battleschool my ASS this is his probably his first BF...

[warrenEhartman]

@MrRussian19 i doubt it -_- the majority of what he said was true.

[jtsk8er12]

I aint even mad

[iucidium1982]

This is what happens when a MW3 player figures out how Battlefield works.

[jamiespartan96]

Bf3 is epic!

mw3 is for sad noobs

[oomrp]

amusing. very funny.

[coffil]

brillaint

[crashlander112]

Damn strait sarge

[Kapetozzo]

Battlefield 3 for mw3 fags, i mean, battlefield 3 for dummies.

[MrBigshot87]

awesome!

[deltaD07]

from 0:00 to 0:19 was enough for me to give a like too the video

[bigdaddyshit]

shit

[BlackWater1986]

Last night got 9 kills to 8 Deaths but scored just over 10,000 points and got 13,000 exp

Yet another reason to PTFO!

Ya know other then the reason that if you don't PTFO then your a douch simple as that

[CODcraft33]

I am crying in laughter 😂

[kernaburna]

Couldn't have said it better myself. I hate squads of 4 snipers.

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

@EatMyDiction1 YES SGT DICTION SIR

[aznboi1027]

Someone is trying to sound like Epicmealtime.

[boytuhab]

@aznboi1027 really? speaking like a drill sergeant is also like epic meal time? wow you need some fresh air dude get off youtube for a month so you can get your shit together

[aznboi1027]

@boytuhab Huh? I'm talking about him sounding like the host in epicmealtime, you idiot. Don't tell me to get some fresh air when you're prob one of those losers who can't get your hand off your dick watching too much internet porn. You start getting your shit together instead being in youtube all day making stupid assumptions and insulting people.

[boytuhab]

@aznboi1027 wow seriously? If you did not play too much video games and skipped school maybe you had understood what I'm trying to say. You said he was trying to talk like epic mealtime which obviously not because he was impersonating how drill sergeants talk. You ignorant potty mouth pieces of shit should just GTFO the internet and go to school Go cry and feed on your mommy's boobs before commenting here stupid piece of shit we don't need your sour ass mouth. Go to 4chan faggot

[aznboi1027]

@boytuhab Said The Stupid Shit whos talking in a video game video. Youre the one who cant read context. You dont think I know that? He obviously was trying to sound like a drill sergeant, he even quoted Full Metal Jacket. I was trying to say he failed at it and start sounding like epicmealtime. Aww Are you offended and can't handle adult talk? Go back to your moms vagina then, you little bitch. Think you should be the one getting the fuck out of the internet if you dont want to hear this shit.

[Squishymcpwn]

Diction, want my Flux Capacitor?

[GuildForumsNet]

Thank you... finally someone with understanding... now please can some one explain med kits, ammo boxes, and spotting for these stupid CoD players.....

[Scr3amxAimxFire]

COD fanboys need to watch this lol

[iplaytomuchvideogam1]

@Scr3amxAimxFire dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[masterds64]

...where is the advice?

I'll just resume claymore whoring and shotgun ambushes when defending then...

[taj149]

I hope ur not telling us how to play while u show clips of u dying in bf3 did some one say irony

[turmi110]

@taj149 not irony, hypocrisy

[EatMyDiction1]

@taj149 Those were examples, and that's not irony. Can someone say "education?"

[theburningbrosonrs]

this should seriously be inbetween each round...great form of motivation

[Treebob28]

@theburningbrosonrs i know right? XD

[richardlao1990]

Right on....I'm always put with some bunch of fags that thinks this is cod. Freaken play this game right or F*$&k OFF!

[xj496]

SIR YES SIR!!!

[MrZombiesareattackin]

O.o

[nintendofans25]

im scared

[Larsok1]

hahahahahaha yesssss



[michaeldouw]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was awesome XD

[Nipinpeaches]

Lol haha

[mavhe5]

Diction<3

[unknownsirz]

YES DRILL SARGEANT

[KENNEDYMe100]

i actually learned more from this guy then those "MLG" guys

[mancak35]

Man this guy sounds like my dad

[SuperT380]

SIR, YES SIR!

[MrStarGeek]

I love this guy...defnitly beinghomo rigt now

[ph0en1xpx]

i love this guy;... no homo

[Fantafaust]

This was awesome. lol

[koolkorean7751]

WTF! I WANT THIS GUY AS MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR

[TheBluMeeny]

i want you to tutor me man...

[MrJman2622]

Yes Mr. EatMyDiction

[tsizzle5343]

what did I just watch?!?

[PredatorRayified]

this is a real teacher right there XD

[ITSbigwillystyle]

I agree with the supressive fire part, half the time when you see real combat footage they are merely shooting in the general direction of the enemy, not exactly seeing them each time. And dice did a good job with making this work, even if the bullets aren't blurring your screen, the whizzes and pops are pretty damn scary!

[x1ofakind1x]

exxxxcellent

[redvoco02]

He's so awsome no more pussy shit woo

[MrDullknife]

rofl 2nd time I watched this thinking he made a 2nd one. STILL FUCKING AMAZING >:D SIR YES SIR!!!

[thearcticfox101]

if thers one thing i know war school is place i love to go

[thecalcium9]

Well ok then...

[darlthris]

i may not agree on the kit picking but the rest is very agreeable and necessary.

[zuachda]

Are you abgirl

[jimmycodmw2]

This guy is the best!!!

[FantazyGamer]

SIR YES SIR!!!

[VVatch0utCA]

I love this guy xD

[XrealtimemachinimaX]

Why is there 12 dislikes:L This episode was really good:(

[ghostghilliesniper]

Finally someone who understands my frustration!

[ImVastolorde17]

For the emperor!

Wait, what?

[DeformedPie]

@ImVastolorde17 lololol

[verzama]

damn straight

[666Andrewroy]

Sgt enigma nuff said

[kevythekevlar]

The funny part is this is exactly what I've been doing in battlefield anyway the whole time. I guess this is why I'm almost always MVP....

[intoxsik]

@kevythekevlar Riveting tale, sibling.

[MrMicroComb]

he should make one for call of duty

[mrdayne1]

WE DEFEND THE OBJECT BECAUS IT'S A COMPUTER TERMINL WHAT DO YOU LOOK UP ON A COMPUTER TERMINAL WHEN THIE ARE NO WOMEN AROUND TO SATISFY YOUR NEEDS OR BEAR NEEDS

[shadowconcert]

my grandfather used to talk like this =_="

[ComposureGaming]

my commentary good?

/watch?v=EibJzyIFi28

[rorosamy]

if this was my teacher i dont think i would have left school and become a 5$ man whore.

[Gamezilla00]

lol u should be my teacher

[gregeriah]

0:45 wth how can you love something that duznt exist? °3°

[hartlockersh]

@gregeriah Unborn children exist, just they're fetuses! =D

[clashnroses]

need more videos like this. bravo sir

[TheXDexX]

school should be more like this

[TheShimmy825]

Just summed up all my frustrations in a minute and a half. Well done good sir

[Knoiv]

uhh..... should i feel pity that some one gets so worked up over a video game?

[lolmkolol]

@Knoiv uhh..... do you know what a joke is?

[Knoiv]

@lolmkolol uhh.... i'll tell you if you can tell me whut overkill is...

[lolmkolol]

@Knoiv uhh.... it's when you get 4 kills in rapid succession in Halo Reach....

[Knoiv]

@lolmkolol

touche..

Joke- a trick played on some one for fun

[lolmkolol]

@Knoiv actually, there are multiple definitions so that's incorrect.

[DiabeticSugarDaddy]

Since its Battlefield 3 it's keep the enemy at Michal Bay ( due to the massive amounts of LARGE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!) BTW BF3 skull fucks call of duty

[xskate4lifex77]

anyone else think school should always be like this?

[TheBrownieSundownHD]

@xskate4lifex77 Alright you SHITHEADS. Seems like most of you failed your FUCKING ACT's and I think I know why, you're FUCKING STUPID.

[K03D2day]

@xskate4lifex77 Hell Yeah school should be like this

[Lifeless9619]

@xskate4lifex77 aye, but for eveyr person who just thumbed you it seems theres a classroom full of people who disagree.....my World literature class included >.>

[danielwarnerdw]

@xskate4lifex77 well it shure as hell will get everyones attention :D

[GarbageGuyGary]

@xskate4lifex77 join the army

[YaB0yMunchies0071]

@xskate4lifex77 HELL YA i feel like i could have learned something

[ARomanianKid14]

Hooah. Its about time someone told off the fucking noobs that always litter my team.

[Fusiion2000]

not if i skull fuck your ancestors first

[saintsman2010]

Oorah!

[thearmyofoneandahalf]

I think I love him.

[cheeseeater3000]

View 307!!!

[BckFire86]

Brutal....... but true



[SlyTy98]

Real pros dont need tactics but instead do strike missions in the enemies camp and knife and destroy :D

[faizyuki]

@SlyTy98 Yes doing that will achieved nothing but death

[SlyTy98]

@faizyuki Supressor and sniper support bro ;)

[captaincam5]

i was wrong, this will be my last bf3 video i will see before a week of cod

[kittymime]

@captaincam5 please a year of cod..... then people will complain and fucking moan

[MyLongBannana]

Fuck defending, I want to fly jet's

[AKAReynolds88]

YES!!

[ghostx325]

He must be a DI

[m03hawkman]

0:45 your unborn son...does that mean you don't love you penis anymore?

[easybutton77]

Deja-vu?

[Rosaparks36]

Whooooooo BF3 i went 45-3 on that map sniping but aggressively. Best class=assault. Best = m416 in 3 games unlocked all attachments. Fuck camping snipin bitches havin their fuckin orgies at the back of the map. FUCK 'EM

[ASSASIN3601088]

wow dislike trolls were quick to it

[Operation361]

hi

[warrenEhartman]

4 people r the douche bags who snipe on the offensive side

[EvandaGman]

This is so true

[ChesterDaNinja]

Reupload?

[XtremeNasism666]

Sieg heil >:)

[hypersonamyguy]

Bored, bored, bored, YEAH

[MrSniperpwnage]

@MrAncientpkz when im bored, i copy and paste comments on youtube and act like im clever

[theexpelled027]

@MrAncientpkz When I read fucking retarded unoriginal comments I thumbs them down and mark them as spam.

[Legoboss2727cp]

Nice

[Telonelemon3]

LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING MAN.

[Pillsbury52395]

This machinma vid will show you how to repost like a pro . Fuckin jackasses

[thesmallish]

I salute you eatmydiction. this needed to be done.

[XIspartaAFK]

Instead of yelling at the noobs, you could just go on PC, where you do or die.

[losgangsta]

@XIspartaAFK yeh... cause everyone is so fucking hardcore on pc compared to consoles....

gay comment is gay

[whitemagmacro]

@XIspartaAFK hahahahahahhah good one , wait oh you are serius !

[XIspartaAFK]

@whitemagmacro Way to misspell. And by do or die, I meant do or get banned.

[pipy777]

hahahahahaha