Incredibly Smart Spider Under Water HQ Video

[Gennedream]

Jesus christ...thanks for the nightmares cracked...bastards



[Makrokosmos]

OOOooohh hey caaaan you seeeeee? Fucking sary spiders uuunder theee seeeee? Preparing their airhomes to munch on you and mee...

tingling with glee....

tis be me new hymn...

[AdventEdge]

@Makrokosmos

That was seriously awful, kill yourself immediately.

It's actually almost insulting to see such a pathetically poor attempt for being humorous.

[ThinkingRebal]

Look at the fangs on that sucker. Please tell me this aren't in the USA

[HAsh8884]

instinct hardly qualifies as smart

[redelman43199]

If only we could harness the technology of the underwater spiders ability to make webs that filter oxygen from water, we could stay underwater indefinitely. We could also build underwater cities with such technology.

[Darkslayer912]

Yum!

[5BTW12]

@MrCogshale Space seems like the safest place

[trishonamish]

@5BTW12 water bears...

[Imperiused]

@trishonamish Water bears are pretty cute though.

[psuroviec]

I'm really starting to wonder if the spider if making the water-buble sounds, or if they just added sound effects to the video.

[Makrokosmos]

@psuroviec

of course sound effects

You thought she also made th background music?

[killamenjarro]

Everything good in life is now dead

[virustwin]

Krill: "i didnt even have the decency to get killed by a fish"

[akiratubo]

I can't. I can't. I can't make it past 11 seconds.

[abracadaverous]

That spider rules.

[MajinMew]

NOWHERE IS SAFE.

[fizzlewinks]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

[totoaklan]

@fizzlewinks why do people exist?

[SmashedStephen]

Terrifying. And the music doesn't help... at all

[NihilistSlacker]

Yet another hellish creature with eight legs that lives underwater and wants to murder you.

[kauangobbi666]

... why the fuck it had to be the spiders?

[osukdawg76]

Seriously, though: FUCK SPIDERS.

[friswellave]

Absolutely amazing

[godofimagination]

I want one for my aquarium.

[tywonellington]

I am much smarter than this spider. It is not incredible smart.

[iLLUMiNATi32492]

fuck this shit



[chines1091]

O.o.......IM OUT

[peegotjew]

good god... we have no where left to run..

[k3evso]

I know this is supposed to be creepy and all but I actually found it adorable to watch that lil spider go to the surface and grab its cute lil bubbles with its abdomen and then bring them down to its huge web.

[ilvos01]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Electrichristian]

wow i don`t no that 

[jaballzz]

and that's why we don't fart underwater

[pyrofate]

Although we all think Michael Phelps doesn't compete anymore because of pot, it's really because someone put these in his bath tub

[TaimaDjinn]

Ah Cracked: the only place where you can learn more about zoology than Animal Planet.

[friendly406]

Am I the only person who thought of the Bubble-Head Charm from Harry Potter? It's the spell Cedric Diggory and Fleur Delacour used during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament to dive into the Black Lake. No one else? Really? Well the movie depiction looked a lot like the spider's bubble. Lmao.

[Swinship]

Nature finds a way

[LosConservantes]

getting to this video thanks to Cracked? yes.

[LostDamnedSoul]

And Im just that creepy fucker that hibernates in his room and breeds trillions of them and then lets them lose in "YOUR" town XD.

[MrShuttershootable]

How the fuck do skyrim jokes even get to THIS video? It's not even a funny joke at that and more then likely someone will make a mock of comment with an arrow to the knee reference. Everyones sick of the joke...even 9gag is...if 9gag doesn't even think it's funny you know it sucks at that point.

[Kainlarsen]

Wow, that's fucking awesome.:D

[IAMMILITRON]

As if water wasn't already fucking terrifying...

[MissSpiritGirl]

shit. shit shit shit shit shit.

This is terrifying.

[retrokitten2069]

Oh god... Why did Cracked have to show me this?

[showstopper6177]

WHY DO THEY KEEP ADAPTING. soon the will be in space giant as fuck shooting lasers out of their 8 eyes and sucking planets as energy source

[superhappyfunguy1]

Welcome to the time where you hope that was a crab scooting across your foot.

[GetSumNutz]

@superhappyfunguy1 Cracked robber

[superhappyfunguy1]

@GetSumNutz *Suspicious Whistle*

[meginmd]

@superhappyfunguy1 Good job quoting Cracked. If you're going to plagiarize,at least use a source that lots of people don't go to.

[Habbadax]

Ah fuck it, I'm moving to Antarctica

[Theblandest01]

underwater spiders...

[ironman052992]

no

[zAOTPz]

WHY



[ihearthuckabeess]

@hazmatsquid420 I didnt say they are reptiles, i just dont like reptiles either

[zoebiflap]

Is there *any* place on the planet where those little fuckers can't come?

[TraumaTrae]

@zoebiflap

Nope.

[BljesakiOluja]

There is... no escape O.O

[DopyDopeBoy]

looks like a glass dildo to me

[MondrosenPrime]

After watching this video, I decided there's no point in living anymore and wanted to kill myself.

[JNeumanMusician]

360p IS NOT HD!

[owa2003]

@JNeumanMusician thats why it says HQ not HD,

[JNeumanMusician]

@owa2003 haha oops. I still done qualify that as HQ :P

[MissAmiTimeLord]

On the one hand, this is increadible.

On the other hand, OHMIGOD NOWHERE IS SAFE!!!

[SpenceDaddy313]

I am never swimming again. I can handle sharks and scary looking fish. But not spiders.

[EdwardJohnLeeK]

Spiders are on the land and in the water. I'm thinking I should become an astronaut. There aren't any space spiders are there?

[Neo1715]

@EdwardJohnLeeK one could stow away, sneak into your suit, and crawl up into your helmet while you are out fixing the flux capacitor. What then?

[smokeyflea]

This is not an incredibly smart sppider. This species been programmed to behave this way after probably hundreds of millions of years of spider evolution. A wonder to behold, for sure!

[CaffeineSpeltWrite]

Nature: Hey Mr Spider, I'm gonna give you this awesome skill to create air bubbles that will not only stay stable under water but connect! Isn't that amazing? So what are you going to use your new ability for? Helping out poor innocent drowning insects?

Spider: Nope. Gonna use it to store poor innocent drowning insects to eat later.

Nature: O_O

[nbatres8]

Does it actually make those popping noises or were those added after wards? Because it is hilarious

[ihearthuckabeess]

Goddamn spiders snakes and other reptiles, no one is save from them, no one! *shits a brick and hides in it*

[hazmatsquid420]

@ihearthuckabeess spiders arent reptiles.

[JugglinJuggaloJuggla]

(the above spider has killed English. I can only speak Screaming now.) AAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAH!

[TheSurrealityTest]

Pfffffffft.....I can piss lava.

[TheSurrealityTest]

@TheSurrealityTest Although that might be chlamydia.

[AlvadarIronroot]

This is a thing that is happening.

[stuartrockin]

KILL IT WITH FIR- Oh shit!

[thagr8t1]

Is that popping sound for real?

[StateQuoable]

DAT SHITS CREEPY YO

[Backriz]

the creature is farting wrong way!!!!

[ItsNeverOk]

thumbs up if you felt a spider on you when you watched the video.

[Mufflefudger]

HACKS

[TekBubs]

I used to be a smart spider under water like you... then I took an arrow to the Opisthosoma

[Wyndrax]

This is one smart bug.

[JesusDiedFourDubstep]

mind blown

[aoema]

@JesusDiedFourDubstep

Shut up and upload more dubstep. >B |

[Snotlingfondler]

Spiders are AWESOME, this proves why. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THEM MUHAHA.

[MickyDsSweetTea]

I liked this video only to appease the spiders before I go swimming next summer. :{

[Madmonkey9321]

I want to see one accidentally pop its bubble and drown...

[FriggenScarlette]

Oh, yeah, that's fine. I wasn't planning on sleeping in the next year anyways.

[krbato]

I used to trap bubbles and live in them too, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Parstices]

@krbato Lol, I love seeing this on every video's comments, but then I took a comment to the knee.

[madatgod3102]

@krbato Fuck, now everyone is joking about TES. This joke is getting old fast.

[LordAKiraAndou]

@krbato then you took a mace to the face

[aliG2500]

@krbato huh?

[pharaoh493]

@aliG2500 skyrim joke

[dnldwiputra]

@krbato really? THAT joke? here, on THIS kind of video? you really are a fucking moron, with no fucking sense of humor at all. so does everyone who gave thumbs for your arrow to the knee joke.

[krbato]

@dnldwiputra 1 month ago... keep up with the memes sonny, it was still funny a month ago... your the moron for flaming on a month old comment. faggot.

[Gonnakillyou]

@krbato Badly used jokes are never funny. It doesn't matter if they're fresh or not. If you used it in a shitty way, it was shitty. That simple. And you did use it in an incredibly shitty way, so I hope you're the guy who got brutalised in that one video about arrow to the knee jokes.

[Kroenen117]

creepy as FUCK i guess im never going in the water EVER AGAIN

[WrnMyr]

WWHHHYYY!!???

[Krimskii]

Legit. Mother fucking scary.

[Wakkajakka]

RUN AWAY CAMERA MAN... Cthulhu's spiders come. Also Cracked sent me here.

[sphinxriddle64]

It's a bit snug, hold on, let me fart up some room!

[kajitheninja]

lets see you try and kill that one with fire

[max8987]

@thekent fuck you

[thekent]

@max8987 When, where? I love anal!

[CrossedCelt]

Diving bell spiders: Because the prospect of flying ones wasn't terrifying enough!

[DarkRubberDucky]

Damn it, Cracked, you send me here, and now I'm afraid of water!

[ItsGettingL8]

Damn nature, you scary



[Elfsinger]

Is this salt or fresh water?

[tq3eufiy]

All of my nope.

[nomzod]

Oh, Hi Cracked.

[noahjell]

Cracked.

[bdcarlitosway]

Aaaaaaaaaaah! Kill it!

[Bluyedevil]

Right cause there's not enough shit underwater that's terrifying...

[MelodiousSteven]

God damn spiders.

[ouischbabe]

How is the spider "incredibly smart?" Hes just a diving bell spider... living underwater in air bubbles is its nature. That would be like someone calling you "incredibly smart" for taking a dump. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll never hear those words direct towards you :D

[DeathBlade182]

Godamnit Cracked, why do you have to feed my nightmares?

[putonyourmonkeysuit]

Cracked gives me nightmares :(

[ILikeDinos22]

this is horrifying yet awesome at the same time

[loperspest]

@ILikeDinos22

Quite. Cracked has it all wrong, this is compellingly beautiful.

[ghunnter]

I think that's called 'cheating'.

[Monkor002]

I WANT IT DEAD YOU HEAR ME!!! D.E.D DEAD!!!

[leeeinfield]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

... oh wait....

[blake2112]

Cracked? What's cracked? His bubble? Don't be silly, dingus.

[PointNubProductions]

Cracked.com ftw!

[thawhiteazn]

I've seen the movie this clip is from. It's called Microcosmos and it's by some French film-makers. It's all about bugs and is honestly one of the most amazing things I have ever watched.

[blubanana16]

alright im calling it. fuck nature. i used to take solace in the fact that there was at least one safe haven from the ungodliness of spiders and that was under the cold unforgiving sea. but now theyre everywhere. whats next? "and here is the satan spawn spider that takes up residence only in the overall pockets of young children and in the pillowcases of unsuspecting cancer patients"

[20Freddie12]

They're eating it... And then they're gonna eat me..

OOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO------.... ... ... OOOD

[MJokerbell]

This is so cute.. dunno why.

[KingKraid]

man those sounds are realy cool

[ImperialTexas]

Ahahaha, I love how the highest rated comment for half a year is immediately unseated when Cracked sends us here!!

[HipsterWithaCamera]

My god. This is beautiful.



[chris10023465]

@HipsterWithaCamera no, it's terrifying

[TheSteelStallion]

You just know there will be a fly above water chatting to his friends..

"Why doesn't he just bring it out of the water?"

"What, like a fish out of water?! That's funny right??"

"Hate to burst your bubble but no."

"You always have to one up me don't you?"

[Christopherianmatt]

I like how the spider tried to get in the bubble and realize there wasn't much room in there and went back for more air to make it bigger.

[Mirabot]

I am now going to go hide in a pillow-fort.

[sethte]

@Mirabot watch out for pillow spiders that breathe pillows D: because honestly now im not sure what kind of spiders cant exist.

[sealskjaer]

@Mirabot There are spiders in your pillow fort too...

[Rebumai]

Two words... FUCK! THAT!

[Octane64]

Spiders are cool.

[Marksman230591]

Damn, nature, you scary!

[stoopi97]

Well it was fun trying to watch this and eat a poptart.

[AoDIronMask]

360p is HQ now? Progress huh.

[NCS926]

@AoDIronMask For real

[DarkDreamT2]

So this is where Sonic get's his bubble shield from.



[elgrau1]

CRACKED!

[gxtmfa]

potential pet?

[rexxorama]

omfgaaaahhhh religious debate?! seriously!!? isnt this awesome spider enough?

[Henbot]

@fantasyking99 ahahah

[TheEloeo]

@fantasyking99 WHY? Why must people make those comments on every single video referenced by Cracked?

[IkesterONABikester]

@TheEloeo because this is all they have. Some people don't have any skills to be admired for, so the only way they can get attention is by scrounging for whatever pitiful attention scraps they can find. Let the baby have it's bottle, it's not even worth worrying about.

[Christopherianmatt]

@TheEloeo It's the people at Cracked advertising. lol.

[kralmir]

@TheEloeo because if we dont get the top rating in every video that cracked references the blood god will get angry and consume every person that has every viewed that vid. except the cracked people, we just get whipped for failure. so really he is saving your life. that or hes a moron. but hey i gotta stick out for someone wearing the team colors, even if the someone is a moron.

[DemomanX614]

@TheEloeo

Because they want something for following a link, happens to all webpages and such.

I just thumbs them down and mark them for spam.

Only time this truly bothers me is when it is on Retro videos. I prefer to see comments people felt on the video and such.

[TheEloeo]

@DemomanX614 It just pisses me off 'cause no one actually makes comments on the video, but on the fact that they saw it on Cracked. It's pretty obvious you came here from Cracked if the video didn't have many views before.

[DemomanX614]

@TheEloeo

Understood.

People don't even try with comments. like ones that say something like "It may be cracked" or "There is something cracked about this"

[isaiah322]

@fantasyking99 shutup

[skins4ever1]

thumbs up if cracked brought you to this horror

[SmashFury]

hold up, spiders know how to swim?

[Shadowblood66]

Evolution is amazing!

[Apus100]

FANTASTISCH....They are everwhere!!!

[MegaCowmilker]

thats clever

[barram0nday]

this just proves evolution, not even god can come up with somthing this smart

[Nick1Nintendo]

@barram0nday Why the hell isn't this in top comments?

[Brickhouse917]

@Nick1Nintendo Because it's not a well thought out comment... It's juvenile.

[Brickhouse917]

@barram0nday I'm not even a christian, but that argument makes no sense. God apparently created all life and this spider is definitely not as smart as, oh say...HUMANS! Idiot.... Regardless of what you or I believe, it's entirely possible that there is a higher power that can't be explained, and it would make perfect sense that this spider is in the design as well. Don't be so dense.