Dilbert Cartoon 01X08 - Little People - part 1/3

[MsMaxie11]

Big Bang Theory in cartoon...0.o

[comedyisgreat24]

Dilbert only gets better and better with time!!!

[xXTheBlackHaloXx]

Apparently Jason Alexander plays Catbert. I can only sorta hear it...

[aprilL987]

...says the woman who collects unicorn art

[GSPatton89]

4 people are obviously into hardcore leprechaun porn. Big time.

[GSPatton89]

Some of us are trying to work...hypothetically? XD never a dull moment

[TheRCTelevised]

i think the show went off becase of belaef some beilevd in GOD'S creatashon wich im for and som beilevd in the ape thing.

[sabrd]

@255ad after a year of dwelling on what I said, I realize I am wrong.

[255ad]

@sabrd so your not a creationist any more?

[freewillgeorge]

BOB! YAY!

[wyteninja]

why is this show still not on?

[HKM2091]

@wyteninja

They cancelled it. It was on Comedt Central

[Archedgar]

4:21 Naked Troll Booty, LOL.

[vehlajatt22]

all the species that ever existed are still around, they're just hiding

[Piledriver86]

"If its true, why is it called a theory?"

...I expected more from Dogbert, I really did :/

[tim95389]

Dilbert is way better than family guy.

family guy is no more...

Dilbert rocks.

[knucklescapricorn31]

"WHO FONDLED MY MOUSE?!"

Best outraged exclamation... ever!

[barthvader95]

The irony is so thick it can be cut with a knife,

[GSXRMarshall]

evolution all the way. fuck all the fucktard that think there a god lol.

[Merc261]

This episode is so funny!

[binxer5000]

someone's into hardcore leprechan porn. big time!

[banananaking9]

Hi bob.

[MareTranquil]

stop it at 6:59.

He confessed to having fired cruise missiles, and littering!

[TOKAGERO1]

Soooo nobody realized that the Dinosaur Bob also appears in the intro of the show?????

[AdamGooj]

6:25 looks like ms paint

[patu8010]

Dilbert opened a can of worms!

[swisscheesepotatochi]

oh damn, should have been diaries...like STD...

[NeptuneMS385]

I just love how they know a dinosaur named Bob.

[SollyM42]

i totally agree with dogbert

[lordinioch]

I love that the first thing Catbert says in the whole show is: "Do you have an appointment?" when he called Dilbert into his office :D

[Remoniq]

Cartbert rocks!

[shaq565]

A Complex But Satisfying Dilbert Episode!

[PhilWithCoffee]

Hm, Dogbert must be a Cryptozoologist

[Mfan3]

Funny how Dogbert fights evolution, than cuts to the theme song with evolution, which has him not evolving.

[XthorgoldX]

Dilbert denies evolution. Get !@#$ing Congress on the line. NOW.

[FightingFoodonsFan]

does dogbert not believe in evolution or did he make up his theory to get the remote?

[lordinioch]

Catbert FTW, we need more Catbert! D:

[Xerxes4242]

As a kid, I thought this cartoon was dumb.

I must have been a dumb kid.

[FireVortex720]

@Xerxes4242 You were a dumb kid.

[loserwoman87]

Some of us are trying to work!

......

Hypothetically.

[sthral]

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[braglion]

the irony of the opening is astonishing

[DeExil]

hi Bob... xD

[Mangaboy94]

This episode is about my sister she is three years older then me and still smaller then me

[Mattprole]

Anyone worried about the show not respecting the fact of Evolution, just pay attention to the opening credits. The writers are just having fun and likely harbor diverse beliefs.

[themanyhandedmonste]

When I die I plan to be fossilized and placed inside the jaws of a dinosaur to systematically disprove evolultion to future generations.

[Katrejah]

OK, firstly, all those who claim that they havent descended from monkeys, please for God's sake read the evolution theory once again! It states that humans along with many other apes share a common ancestor. Its a foolish misconception that we evolved from monkeys (which may be true but would come under the category of a hypothesis).

Secondly, its a Dilbert cartoon. Enjoy the show. There are about 7 million, 64 thousand 324 forums to discuss this religion vs science crap.

Thirdly,umm..nuthin:)

[undudster]

This is amazing!

[CUjoBitME]

Why does Dilbert look like Glenn Beck? Kind of guess that would explain the lack of humor.

[jogeryjogo]

If evolution was real, we would have evolved past the need for atheists.

[sabrd]

Watch this, three questions that bust the Evolution THEORY: What created the Big Bang, What was before that, and where did it come from? Checkmate.

[th4tkid]

@sabrd Except evolution has NOTHING to do with the big bang/previous events.

Checkmate.

[255ad]

@sabrd what does the big band have to do with biological evolution, it happened over 900,000,000,0 years before biological life formed on earth

[danrox127]

MY GOD WE EVOLVED OK?

[jasonfkg]

Do we really have to pretend evolution and religion have to contradict each other? Even the Pope doesn't disagree with evolution... And I agree, this is hilarious.

[altorki]

We don't came frome a monkey. Maybe scott does.

[marcusantonio91]

the best explanation of evolution is from south park, i'm the retarded offspring of five monkies having butt sex with a fish squirell, lol

[Matt19390]

Evolution is a bullshit theory. We studied this crap in school, and there was literally no evidence of it, the teachers apparently just "wish" it so. We did not grow from monkeys.

[marcusantonio91]

@Matt19390 even though we share 98% of our DNA with them, humanity is simply a genetic mutation

[binxer5000]

@Matt19390

What are you talking about NO EVIDENCE? look it up.

And p. s., can't we just watch the damn show?

[MsSmileCentral]

I am a Christian and i do not

and i repeat, do not believe in Evolution

and i know for a fact that i did not come from a monkey or a germ or a mass of blob

[Zed2410]

@MsSmileCentral Well our bodies are made from such material derived from such sources so technically its true.

[MsSmileCentral]

@Zed2410 look dude

you believe whatever you wish

but me, I'm a strong believer in my faith. So all this talk about a big bang and what not doesn't really consern me.. now does it

i'm very sorry if i seem rude to you, because that really isn't me but i just had to get my point across

but thank you very much for informing me of you opinion ;)

[MsSmileCentral]

@Zed2410 with all due respect my person belifes are my opinion

i respect you for giving me commentary on what you see as fit

but i really don't care for it, and as hard as it is it looks like i'm going to have to be the bigger person. so i wish you well and success and all that you do, and you may not care however Jesus Loves You, goodbye

[mike32131]

@MsSmileCentral well then that means you believe in the alternative which makes you a moron. Also i would like to know how you could possibly know for a fact any of this

[danhabsfan9]

@mike32131 well you can call him a moron now, but he'll be the one spending eternity where the streets are paved with gold.

[falls0ft]

@danhabsfan9

Gold really makes some crappy pavement..

How about asphalt?

[danhabsfan9]

@falls0ft i thiink you're missing the point here.

[crazymcfobo]

@danhabsfan9 YUMMY PENIS LICKING GOOD

[danhabsfan9]

@crazymcfobo ummm, ah, hmmm? i wish i didn't read that.

[bakadazcha]

@danhabsfan9 Why would anyone make streets out of gold? It's an incredibly soft metal that wouldn't support the weight of the traffic very well. You'd think an all-knowing being would have intelligence above your average civil engineer's and plan accordingly...

[humanistheart]

This is a great episode.

[DVDluvr123]

Dilbert's stomach looks like a butt!

[SURFUR]

Hey, did you all know this one is based

on---well, actually a take-off spoof episode of "The Twilight Zone"? Even has the same name?

Though I gotta admit, this is an upgrade over that one! Big improvement!

Yeah, "Simpsons" and "South Park" poked at that one, too.

Leave it to "Dilbert" and creator Scott Adams to improve upon mediocrity (I love "Twilight", but it wasn't one of their best).

--Big X's and O's for the Dilbert and it's creator, Dane Youssef

[Grelin1999]

@SURFUR Thanks, I will check out that episode

[jannikmt]

you need to know about what yu are arguing to win it just like our lil dog ther XD

[Fishlights]

The Evolution theory has it's flaws, but it's better than saying

"The invisible man in the sky did it!",

isn't it?

[pdeboer1987]

I hate when people say it has flaws. The theory itself evolves. There is speculation and unknowns but this type of theory doesn't have flaws. neutonian physics had flaws like the explanation of the orbit of mecury. Mathematical theories have flaws but broad theories like evolution has proofs and unknowns and everything inbetween.

[Mech1000]

@Fishlights No, you'd much rather say life created itself.

[MrDarkmatters]

@Fishlights it is indeed :)

[Brutuzthegtamaster]

My reason for believing in evolution is: If we were designed by some "god" in his own image, why do our bodies have so many flaws and vulnerabilities?

[StubzTurner]

God must look fucked up if that's true.

[jikene]

lol, I love Bob the dinosaur

[pokeyking123]

My god, anyone who actually cares to argue about this needs to suck it up. Its a freaking cartoon!

[Savemefromhelen]

True, but its kinda fun. You should try it.

[pokeyking123]

I'm a Buddhist, so i have nothing to argue. :p

[Savemefromhelen]

So wait... you believe that creation is more of a force than the work of some actual deity/scientific event?

[pokeyking123]

No. I believe that there is no creator. Nor do I really care. i simply believe that good acts bring you closer to pure enlightenment.

[thedukeofantioch]

@pokeyking123 why do people fuss so much about this episode?i like the cronic cubical syndrome one the best

[1531414373]

@pokeyking123 uuuu anyone who discuss the bible needs to suck it up is just a book



[mrfivegold]

@pokeyking123 Tell that to Bin Laden.

[nerdkiller325]

My theory on evolutionis what if a meteorite made up of a highly radioactive unknown element shattered outside the earth's atmosphere, all that remained was dust that got into the air and the water, the material was absorbed by the animals on earth at the time the material remained in the animals passed on from one generation to the next which slowly mutated the animals until the material left the ancestors of the original animal and by then you have the animals seen today.

[MrPlanx]

1. An "unknown element"? Do you know what an element is? They are defined by the number of protons in the nucleus, and become increasingly unstable with size. We know about all of them up to those that can only be created artificially and last a fraction of a second. Check a Periodic Table out sometime. 2. Mutations happen spontaneously. Radioactivity usually leads to sterility and/or death in higher organisms.

[Savemefromhelen]

I would agree with the meteorite theory, but the mutation into todays species is a little far-fetched. Instead, i would go with the belief that the metorite was so large that dust scattered 1) Blocking out the sun 2) Reducing oxygen content so the larger animals died.

Along with, I believe that darwin was correct in saying that a species with a trait that would help it adapt to its environment would live. the rest would die.

[radiofiendify]

Dilbert: "Who fondled my mouse?!"

That's what society needs-a law to protect 'computer mice' from being manhandled.

[SeanNijjar]

@futureF35pilot I hope you realize that hell is impossible in the way that it is presented by christianity and in the Bible (if the Bible is correct that is... which I doubt).

On topic w/ the show; I love it. Woot @ engineers :D

[StrikeEagle84015]

as an emissary of the great dogbert i bring this message

SHUT UP ABOUT RELIGION AND START LAUGHING NO ONE CARES

[LordofDarkness42]

I believe in evolution but I found the beginning of this episode hilarious.

[123456789mischief]

@StrikeEagle84015 dogbert is god.

[GTRV35]

"Naked troll booty"

[Deadq]

this show is hilarious, i can't believe i waited this long to watch it. 8 down 22 to go.

[generalzetta]

I want to work for Dogbert Consulting Company, because I too like to con and insult people.

[PrayerWarrior4]

i agree with dogbert!

lol!!

[Nuklearsocken]

"Hey guys!" "Hi Bob!"

[L33tSpker]

hm why did you start a flame wars about religion on a dilbert cartoon??? just enjoy the show!

[BacchusAdoneus]

where's episode 7?

[mezzabluemask68]

its called the tower of babble, and its on dilbertcartoonz channel

[kiya46107]

It's Tower of Bable. One b.

[Chrisa1984]

1:40 Oh, That Bob the dinosaur! I got A kick outta him! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[zombielincon]

i just noticed is that paula small?

[ohmygoditsjeff]

Which character?

[Numbed3studios]

thank the flying spaghetti monster this guy posts the episodes!

[Jalanko13]

the wha?

[Numbed3studios]

im makeing fun of all the people who are takeing religion so seriously by saying "thank the flying spaghetti monster" which is a religion based on a flying monster made of spaghetti with noodley appendeges. just type flying spaghetti monster into a search engine and you will find out

[Jalanko13]

uh thanks...i think i know enuf already.

my only complaint is that why are people discussing religion on a freaking Dilbert Comment board?! im religious too but do people see me starting kiddy flame wars?!

enjoy the show people! >o

[Numbed3studios]

my point exactly.

[ottselguy]

"someone around here is into a weird scene"

"says the woman who collects unicorn art"

[4lligator]

atheism. a non-prophet organization...

[620972]

Not organized. Unless you need organizing to NOT do stuff.

[4lligator]

you're missing the point. see, i used the word 'prophet' instead of 'profit', since it's homonymous to the common phrase.

well done, i had to explain a joke i copied off of a bumper sticker.

[620972]

Maybe you should think twice before posting bumper sticker jokes, if the general fail is more noticeable than the point itself.

[Manyskins]

So for Gods/Petes sake, everyone just let it go.

[Manyskins]

The simple truth is this: The existence or nonexistence of God is unprovable. Both atheists and the religious argue their points based on belief, not fact. A real, committed scientist can make no claims stronger than "I don't know but I think X".

[Timmay123456789]

jeeezzzzz atheism isn't a belief. It's a lack of one.

You'd have to catagorize the atheists on what they may be (maybe secular humanist etc.) and then you can use that standing to refute a claim

[ottselguy]

I thought that nihilisum was the lack of faith or belief not only in religion but in everything.

[Timmay123456789]

you can use the word atheism in that same sense.

[mecrazy5]

Or, who cares whet people beleve, lets just get on with our lives.

[Timmay123456789]

because what people believe determines their actions

[mecrazy5]

So?

[Timmay123456789]

you really don't see how that's a problem?

[mecrazy5]

I dont care to be honest, i let people get on with it, as long as they dont hurt/anoy the people around and close to me.

[Timmay123456789]

well that is very self centered

[mecrazy5]

So?

[Timmay123456789]

so thank god your not running the world

[mecrazy5]

Maby.... although i need more oil....

[garuness]

fuck, its just a cartoon. go argue somewhere else

[UrskogTrolle]

u don't have 01X07!

[XXL2oo]

Dullie = Sharpie

[lopolo42]

Oh, my fucking god. An evolution debate with people who actually know what they're talking about? On BOTH sides?

Godspeed, heroes.

[LordVordnorf]

Dogbert is right they are all just hiding...

[LordVordnorf]

Well at least we know that comedic cartoons that don't take anything seriously and are just there for light hearted enjoyment can spurn such controversial debates about something that's not really worth talking about, especially here.

[joelpi47]

Let's just have everybody shut up about the evolution argument. It hasn't been proven 100%, therefore it is not a fact. There is controversy, and there is no sign of that changing anytime soon, so everybody just shut up.

[enjolraslechimiste]

Are you a biologist? Obviously not.

It's not a controversy. It's not about your opinions or anyone else's. This isn't politics.

Have biologists by and large concluded it is true? Yes, without a doubt. There is no controversy because no one's opinions beyond scientists matter. Period.

[joelpi47]

It isn't my opinion, it's a fact that evolution isn't a fact. It is not 100% ask any HONEST scientist. And about the controversy, just start a conversation about teaching evolution in schools. Biologists have determined it's true because they lack the mental discipline to believe in things which require faith.

[joelpi47]

"...no one's opinions beyond scientists matter." So basically we're just here by accident and there is no purpose to existence. what are you, some kind of nut?

[4tehhorde]

That is a compelling argument. I agree completely that since there is no way to prove the origin of man, the issue is best left alone.

[animefan809]

hahaha dogbert ratbert and catbert..and dilbert, is there a birdbert or a fishbert? XD

[ottselguy]

I would think "dilbird" and "fishbert"

[DorianG14]

Dogbert just got another fan!

[dcboi95]

catbert is jason alexander, or george from sienfeld

[Douglas1102]

Seinfeld is the comp in another ep.

[ramonesacidpillsh]

It's a conspiracy!

[dcboi95]

~extinct species are in hiding.

~that's rediculous!

~hey guys

~hey bob

LOL!

[ottselguy]

I love there debate heheh "the only alternative is unthinkable" *lightining bolt strikes chair and ribbiting outside* "its raining toads" "Ok maybe I should say the alternative is unproven"

[GaldonEyeStudios]

6:07

"Wally, shut up."

[redmage22]

Catbert ... is his voice actor Jason Alexander?

[wonderbar]

Yup

[skitskatcat]

i didnt know dilberts a show! awesome

[Jaffersin]

I guess that was Bob's only mentioning but he's also in the intro.

[Kth77]

Finally, Catbet!

[kaycray]

i think that was the only mentioning of bob during the whole series.