Perfect Patty

[unitelittlemonsters]

THIS IS WHEY YOU USE BILLY MAY'S PATTY MAKER.

[0KittyGoesRawr0]

WAIT WAIT WAIT. It states "Perfect Patty tastes the best" Uh...isn't that on the cook? And the specific meat? The damn product that simply SHAPES the patty has nothing to do with the flavor. :T That would be meat quality and seasonings.

[punkdudes2000]

I'm sticking to the Big City Slider Station

[nootacat]

0:03 WHAT KIND OF RETARD MAKES BURGERS LIKE THAT?!!?

[JohannWendt]

0:38 is when you divorce your wife...

[bluesealwarrior]

In america, we have over fifty gizmos just to make a burger!

[McMustache09015]

Never touch the meat?

How do you expect to get the burger on the grill?

Oh, right...they probably invented a burger-stick to pick up your raw burgers for you...

America...

[SophisticatedDazzle]

why is she killing the meat like that in the beginning??

[bleachedoutrose]

If your not willing to touch raw meat why are you even attempting to cook it?

[onfire340]

This product is obviously for pussies.

[PuffProphet]

Holy fuck, that woman in the beggining is seriously handicapped. And how the lfying fuck will meat EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES make that sound? O-o

[JamalElHanine]

A question: Americans, didnt they sell burgers in carnage or whatever?

[macroevolve]

These food infomercials are making me hungry, but I don't have any food in the apartment. :(

[Barbie123624]

@macroevolve I see wat You mean by that

[Barbie123624]

@macroevolve I see what you mean by that

[RobloxManiac13]

@Pepperoni290 20% cooler? I see what you did thar. *brohoof*

[TheAubreymaec]

and who people shaping pattys like that ? (0:01)

[kmjys97]

@ 0:21 how do you think you form the ball of meat without touching the meat? huh?

[NJtornado]

0:37 " tired of burgers that don't fit your bun?"

yes.....

[fcporto7portugal]

i can make this.... just gotta go to home depot

[person12345678912341]

I have a question how do you get the meat into the cyillinder without touching it?

[kjmmjmmder]

doofuses. its called the big city slider staion

[cbmx780]

0:38 hahahahahahahahaha

[Neropatti]

They never show how you get the burgers from the stack onto the pan without hands ever touching it.

[flooky]

That squish sound at the start of the video makes me wanna barf a bit.

[Theawsomepwner]

Inside out cheeseburgers. AMURICA FUCK YEAH!

[Pepperoni290]

@Theawsomepwner I don't like Amurica. America is about 20% cooler.

[snuglebuni]

or grow some balls and make a hamburger the normal way

[BishopLightful]

How the fuck did I end up here? I was watching deadlist animals like a second ago.

[thomasjeeh]

@BishopLightful I just experienced the exact same thing, what the fuck just happened?

[4franktmp]

What kind of faggot complains that they have to use effort for good food? Is everyone THIS fucking stupid and lazy?

[Melkhiordarkblade]

My butcher makes my mince into burgers for no extra cost.

[livetodance135]

My meat doesn't squish and make noises like that! 0:02

[jamielynnp24]

@livetodance135 I know right! Every time I see that I am literally lol.

[SalumaSalah18]

"perfectly fit your buns" lolzz

[miesrah12]

"making burgers is no picnic" last i check if your not having a temper tantrum with the meat, there is no fucking way to make a burger

[ka7108x]

the poor thing! his wife cant even make him a decent sized burger to fit his bun!

[NinjaShadow8]

now i'm hungry

[noahx44]

just buy some fucking burgers

[switchblade11089]

wlel burgers would be easier to shape if you didnt try to rip them in half...

[mrpotatohead34]

Heh heh, wheres the beef

[jamielynnp24]

Okay...so once you have smashed all of the patties down, how do you get them all out? I am sure they are bound to stick to the side of the container and after you stick half of your arm in there to get it out, it won't be "perfect" anymore.

[prettyinpunk666]

@jamielynnp24 The clear plastic cylinder lifts off the base so you can pick them up. I'd assume that it is recommended to put some sort of oil or something on the inside of it before starting to prevent sticking, but of course they'd never show that here.

[jamielynnp24]

@prettyinpunk666 I watched the video again just now and saw that. I didn't see it the first time. I think I was too busy laughing at that person at :03 smashing the meat down.

[RainbowCondoms10]

Ew... ._. i hate home made hamburgers...

[TVdude321io]

i think i'd rather make big cookies with this fucking thing

[anvosbacon]

0:03 what is she retarded???

[blackveilhorizion]

0:38 wtf that is so small 

[traceradam]

@blackveilhorizion thats what she said troolololololl

[chrissycat11]

Never touch the meat? How do u put it in? Also when they put the meat in it, the patty was already in a ball- how do u think it got to the shape of the ball

[grmbanzon]

@chrissycat11 the spoon makes it into a ball

[phantomkitsunezero]

@chrissycat11 its a ball because you forgot to smash the everloving fuck out of it into the ball shape form that helps you never touch the meat :D

[AngelicPegasus]

0:07 not if you wear gloves like you're supposed to, dumbass.

[michaelnguyen302423]

@nofoofro they put it in the middle of 2 clumps of meat.

[nofoofro]

if he put the cheese on the bottom how did it end up in the middle ?

[GRyoyoguy]

this is why i dont like america

[HTFsplendid]

@GRyoyoguy LOL...says the person who lives in america (your page says so)

[GRyoyoguy]

@HTFsplendid it's true, i really don't like it here

[beforeTHEashesXX]

I love how they make cooking burgers seem almost impossible

[thelentha]

lol dont fit your bun thats probably the size of his dinky =D

[gmaweill]

who comes up with this crap??



[lulzsmartalex1]

The mini version is like the big city slider station sold by Billy mays!

[rhanepower101]

don't you have to touch the meat when putting it in that burger maker? and the ball shape?

[aspie1966]

@rhanepower101 that what I thought, but they have that black scoop thing with it. But you still have to touch the container the meat is in, so unless you're gonna wear rubber gloves when making burgers, your bare hands will touch the meat.

[Diamondblade2008]

There is no way on the face of the earth that all the burgers will be of equal thickness, as the ones at the bottom will be compressed more (and subsequently thinner) due to the weight of the burgers on the top.

[XxDemon1369xX]

you dont even need the Better Burger Maker

[MisterSketcher]

PRETTY PATTIES PRETTY PATTIES PRETTY PATTIES

[Afroninja313]

I can fit about 3 burgers in my buns

[SugarbunnySwirl]

0:08 "Eeeeeeew!"

[Willettes1]

i could poop in that...

[lukape2]

I am so hungry now :(

[AverageSpaghetti]

Wow, who the fuck thinks of these shitty informercials?? You can just wash off the hamburger juice after your done. There's so many flaws with every informercial these days. The comments here speak for themselves.

[HTFsplendid]

0:54 so cheesy! how YUMMY!!!!!

[thelentha]

its conveneient for germ freeks and if you love cutting little circle papers yah

[MazaisTriperis]

and how to mix meat with out touching meat? :D

[VictoryFire88]

I want this just for veggie burgers! yay!

[ProjectEndgame]

There are honestly way too many products made for making hamburgers.

[DoverBroadcasting]

Is it me, or does the guy at 0:38 look like Herb from WKRP?

[CartoonAddict2]

0:28 - there are 7 of the thick patties, but when they put the lid on there's only 6 of them.

[SuburbanProperty]

0:03 die burger DIE!

[Naba008]

This is something back in the good days people made themselves.

[TellxMexDarling]

0:37 I JUST DIED!

[TheKittywilson]

or you could just EAT THE DAMN BURGER!!!

[nourbutwatmi]

perfect my ass.....

[Omnywrench]

They put mushrooms AND onions on their burger? Holy balls, I could never perform such a feat of skill with my crude, Neanderthalic hand-smashed burgers.

Seriously, what is up with that woman in the beginning? Did she never work at McDonald's in high school?

[ElleBella95]

0:56 This is the Cheezburger's cat's dream..

[missyouhoo]

its a cup with no bottom ppl

[Hauntzor]

0:37 - waa-waa-waaaaaaa

[Omnywrench]

@Hauntzor "Oh bother. Looks like I'm gonna have to beat my wife again."

[frostx1983]

If you make a burger like the bitch at the start of the vid you should promptly kill yourself.

[ZaneBarrow]

Our hands never touch the meat? HOLY SHIT! THEY TELEPORT RIGHT ONTO THE GRILL???

[finflame13]

@ZaneBarrow I don't think you'd put burgers on the grill by hand... right? o_o

[ashleyyorkshire]

0:38 sounds just a little dirty. Or is it just me?

[2mandrake2]

We have this. It makes really nice burgers, but cleaning it up is a bitch. You have to freakin' sanitize it before you even think about putting it away.

[ProfaneCandian]

wow this could actually be useful

[nintendoatarikiller]

I wonder how the people in the infomercial eat a KFC Double Down? Knife and Fork?

[Commentgal12]

hehehhe.....he said fit your bun XD

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

whats it matter what it looks like? EAT IT AND SHUT UP!

[mof4k1999]

why would you be afraid to touch meat if ur about to eat it

[stupidguy426]

haha people come up with the stupidest shit

[MrButterworth24]

haha of course they have the woman eating the veggie burger

[wiishadow4]

have patience to shape the patties don't drop them on the plate, and use gloves to squish the meat. duh.

[MrXtremeArtist]

the perfect fatty

[lanwe435]

When in hell are you going to need a 25 peice hamburger maker.

[Tgunnudz]

@lanwe435 fat people...like me :D.... just like i need mighty putty to fix my giant chain to pull a big rig...

[lanwe435]

Im pretty sure that your hans have to touch the meat to put the on the grill and separate them

[TheMike16112]

0:37 WHERES THE BEEF

[Muirselgas]

I love the sound effects!

[hkfan1980]

or you can just use a tin can and a tater masher. Put the tin can on a plate, pile ya meat in it then press down with the masher, Lift the tin can and boom sides ya have to cut those damn circles of paper too :(

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

0:37 patties arnt that small idiot!

[AssassinJordi]

Poor man's Big City Slider.

[jaywilton18]

hands free? How do I get the meat in the patty maker? >.>

[omegafreak007]

might as well just go to Burger King?

[wowkittyman07]

That meat sound god me horny as hell.

[JacobH420]

meat is the top reason for pollution fuck burgers.

[xXVideoXGirlXx]

Just use your hands.

Pssh... spend $10 on hamburger so you can spend 20 more on a gizmo so you don't have to touch the hamburger. THAT'S WHAT SOAP IS FOR!

And as far as a "recipe guide"... Google it, lazy asses.

[Kenooku]

0:36 .

That happened to me just last night!

[aspie1966]

your hands may never actually touch the raw meat itself, but it's probably still a good idea to wash your hands afterwards, anyway.

[DragonTyrion]

How can I get just the perfect salsa maker on it's own? I needs me some good salsa.

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

0:37 dude burgers are not THAT small geez

[SmashSister425]

hey look! a jenga tube with wax paper!

[lobsterhands123]

Who the hell is that agressive with their damn burgers?

[Ladygagafan752]

XP i was drinkin milk while watching this. ICK

[FFXPWNS]

How do you get spices and eggs and stuff in there? Those look like hella boring burgers.

[evade922]

so how the fuck do you get them out after you freeze them. or even when they're thaw. it looks like a damn hassle

[briancollazo46]

i didnt know it was that impossible to make a fucking patty 0:01

A good looking product for what it does but its not presented well.

[mermaidamp]

I might use it sometime when I get my own apartment.

[Angemon4]

Why are the people that do the bad things (the people in the begining) sooo stupid. I saw this one about cracking eggs and they LITERALLY crack them on the table.

[Shiruvi]

@Angemon4 I know a guy who plunged his hand into boiling water to check if his pasta was ready. Twice. In a row.

Trust me, some people ARE that stupid.

[Angemon4]

@Shiruvi LMAO.

[Angemon4]

@Shiruvi /watch?v=6e3z2H1O5zE&feature=r­elated the funniest one.

[SECTOR52]

Once again a bad example ruins a decent product...

[Kari166]

I love all the fake squishing sounds in the beginning! XD

[Splendsable]

I like how a tube suddenly solves all your problems.

It really does though.

I bought a tube and it cured my cancer.

[NarutoShippudenFC]

0:03 What kind of retard makes burgers like that?

[angelena02002]

waitt it says hands free.. but how do you get the patty onto the buger?

[6037084]

1:53 he says "perfect patty hands free burger making system" that thing in the infomercial didn't look hands free to me

[Abrin19]

Wait a minute. Did you se how she put the plastic pipe mold in the dishwasher. No way was that going to be clean after washing only the outside of it.

[Erkerkerk123]

sound effects! 

[Syntox]

Billy Mays here. Has this ever happened to you? Ever tried to make a handburger, but you just keep burning down the house or giving your loved ones cancer?

[Causalspark]

Forget the dividers. I want to make a huge burger log.

[kaimisawesome]

@Causalspark much lulz has been made

[killerhead123]

@Causalspark good idea if only they make the perfect bun

[HTFsplendid]

@Causalspark how would you cook it? there might be raw parts in the middle

[Diamondblade2008]

@Causalspark Something like that already exists. Its called a meatloaf.

[Supdude147ALT]

All these free bonuses are actually in the fucking price, if there where no bonuses, the main thing will cost like 4 dollars.

[randomsque]

Lol I laughed so hard at 0:38.. his face is priceless :P

[cloudXjr]

Actually, I like using my hands with the raw meat. The burger meat's so mushy and soft. It's kind of fun to play with. My dad loves to make his homemade burgers. I'm only saying this as a kid's opinion. Please don't think of it in an immature way.

And no offense, but they kind of use "perfect" too much, which no one is.

[Kuwaiti1990]

who fucking makes his own burger patty ?? just fucking buy a whole 24 pack from walmart or walmart!!!!

[lobsterhands123]

Who the hell makes patties with such anger 0:01

[EmzyAnnFrsbrg]

The sound effects make this commercial less-appealing than it was before.

[Kiefe]

Tired of getting raw meat on your hands? FUCKING WASH THEM, YOU DIRTY BITCH.

[cyborgtroy]

@Kiefe - But washing your hands is so much trouble! If only there was an infomercial product to help me do it!

[cookiemonsr16]

lol  at 1:19 the kids face

[webkinz7117]

If it's Hands free...how do you get it out of the cylinder? The Force?

[kght222]

this could be useful for picknicks (pre defined portions) but otherwise worthless. but years ago i saw a cool little tool that was like a hand held burger press that could take store bought meat and press it into patties similar to fast food patties. by chance can someone here point out a similar product?

[BagelDog123]

Perfect potty!

[mac5565]

1:28 isn't that poo?

[poool157]

0:03 Really? No one smashes ground beef like that to make a patty.

[MghtyMrphnPwrRngr]

0:55 jewel brand cheese!

[MghtyMrphnPwrRngr]

those patties are way too fat

[kght222]

@MghtyMrphnPwrRngr i don't particularly like this product, but i am guessing that either you haven't cooked many of your own burgers, or you have never tried turning down the heat on thus burger.

[Thunderhead2772]

the person making the patties at the beginning is a complete idiot.

[HGClark]

so its a tube and some construction paper...

[ultrastupido]

My mom bought something like this because she's not really that great at making even burgers.

But the actors are FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

[lilVaizard]

is it just me, or are all the people seen at the beginning of all infomercials complete retards who don't know how to do anything...

[TheSk8erjy]

But what about my Better Burger Maker?? :O