YouTube Slash Fiction

[pbjellybeanful]

The girl's reactions are the best! "You are so weird! Why did you do that?!"

[pbjellybeanful]

"All the stories that have been written were guys on guys, and i didn't like that, i thought the women of youtube-" me: "Oh god..."

[Obsession615]

wow you're a really good writer

[YourComicSuperhero]

PRODUCT PLACEMENT PRODUCT PLACEMENT KIT KAT PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

[TimBurtonRules]

Oh...god.

[ilovecmcdonnell]

Is this one of your fantasies Alex? ;) lol! xx

[Merjia]

Writing slash fiction about your Ex Girlfriend never gets old.

[imawaywiththfaeries]

OMN!! I HAVE ONLY JUST REALIZED ITS THAT KAYLEY!!!! OH MY NERMIE!!!!

[Thewayweroll108]

HAHAHA!!!

[LIGHTdan12]

OMG!!!! THERE IS A ORANGE KIT-KAT?!?!?!?!?!?! 

[misskhatami]

U should try out the website stumble upon.

From Cat

[BellaGinnyGirl]

Looking for scary shit? Try the milk fic.

[immchriss]

WHY OH WHY OH WHY DID I JUST GOOGLE CHERIMON SLASH FICTION!!! MIND FUCKED NOW!

[MariamARaine]

The weirdest thing ever...

[JapaneseGirl300]

My god, that's so bad! XD And orange kitkats? whaaa? And that was mean, but that could also be said about certain other slash fictions written about certain people. lol

[scarletsahara]

This was incredibly pervy yet hilarious at the same time.

[marsuleo]

orange flavor kit kats?! THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

[emilynesheva]

I imagined he was singing to me :*

[Blogkingdom]

...

[faye4815]

I think you've been getting writing tips from Stephenie Meyer.

[windsockstudios]

Oh my god! You are really good at writing slash! Now,

WRITE CHERIMON!!!!!

P.S. Welcome to the youtube slash fiction club. <3

[TheExpressionlessMan]

I think the haha haha haha at the end should be the new troll face

[CoryKrush]

@OHIATHEREITSME HE LIKES AVPM??? BEST. PLAY. EVER. He is amazing!!!

[interrobangt207]

@CoryKrush it's a musical

[MrBurb3rry]

I like how at the end you played "to kayley who is sad" xD

[kyrarmadillo]

that was too weird 

[OHAITHEREITSME]

You are a musician. You like AVPM. You write/read/appreciate slash fiction. You are British. You are perfect. Can you fly too...?

[leyzchip]

And of course all the videos with Alex and Kristina come up in the suggestions...

[lucyinthesky641]

this sounds suspiciously like twilight. ..... why?

[RebecaDolLoverRubin]

I was okay with first part but then... Oh wow.P.S. I want that Kit Kat.It's only like my favorite candy bar ever :P

[UnsungIX]

LOL. the ending 

[abrigellar]

this is slightly weird considering alex and kristina used to go out...

[JambaJuiceDisneyland]

ORANGE FLAVORED KIT KAT?? I need to move away from America.. It seems there are cuter boys and weirder food in the UK.

[maxkitty223]

@JambaJuiceDisneyland We have mint too!

[JambaJuiceDisneyland]

@maxkitty223 is it delicious? We only have chocolate here :(

[maxkitty223]

@JambaJuiceDisneyland It is!

[runecharlie]

@JambaJuiceDisneyland there are orange flavored kit kats in the USA, and cute boys too :p

[AlwaysOveralls]

"That was awesome! - said Keistina" Hahaha.

[maryjoysanderson]

'Soon, they were naked' *shrugs*.

[maryjoysanderson]

So making a fake name and an anonymous page was pointless ;)

[Superfreak937]

I clicked on the link to the tumblr page, scrolled down and saw one story beginning with the line "Hayley G Hoover wanted to be fucked, loud and hard"

I don't think I'll be subscribing to that blog

[MsEmmyD]

The days when Alex answered Vyou questions... 

[theechocolatepecan]

Before finding Tumblr: O_O I'm a heterosexual female and this is creeping me out

After finding Tumblr: You call this is slash fiction? Meh.

[bbomb29]

@theechocolatepecan Most accurate thing I have ever read.

[ThePaigePage]

"I just shat an anchor" - Beckii Cruel

[tomtheworldof]

I can't believe it's been so long since this video came out! I'm sure Alex will keep delivering throughout 2012 :)

[TimelordPrime]

I wanna learn what your lips are like......classic.

[candii356]

Still a better story than Twilight.



[BboyFiZiX]

I followed the link and read another story.....Alex used the, ever popular with girls line: "Eat my slit" :/

[AsherMarieLovesYou]

I'm now laughing my arse off at one in the morning xD

[SallyAnne5256]

Soon, they were naked.

-Shitting myself laughing-

[YourFictionalAffair]

You...are so weird XD

[poeticnerd1990]

Weeee Femslash!

[HeyyyItsCharlene]

at first when i saw this i didnt know what he was talking about because i didn't know kristina and lauren. now that i do it seems weird that he imagined that

[TheMazzatron]

Why, oh why, Alex. Just why?

[Hellenrosehart]

Can't believe noone has said this yet: Fucking Lauren!

[FearKissers]

@Hellenrosehart XD XD MADE MY FUCKING LIFE WITH THAT!!!!

[pholawless1]

i just shat an anchor

[Queen7of7Music]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA­AHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA­AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHAAAA

[flyawayhope]

Only slightly awkward.

cherimon is still creepier.

[DoctorWhoisPENG]

What is... I don't even... T.T

[Windsorgirl14]

this was hilarious. Just why Alex?

[SylvaCookiefaice]

I felt so awkward watching him read that. ._.

[likemyrabidmonkey]

What is this I don't even...

[Youngblood1701]

Cant tell if hes a good writer or just a good reader

[AlbusDumbleD]

Perv

[itssavvyandstuff]

@AlbusDumbleD Not actually. He was writing as a way to explain what slash fiction was.

*cough*orhehasafetish*cough*or­cherimonsreal*cough*

[cassiecantdecide]

This video was only slightly awkward to watch........lol

[13thforswarn]

Anybody notice the name of one of the people offline on skype below the chat window is "I shat an anchor". Also, this video is hilariously creepy.

[Daddelmacka95]

Can I laugh 'til I die...

[1Lanavis1]

I think Matt and Luke had something going on. Suspicious that they broke up with their gfs at the same time. I am only mostly joking.

[ShalayahRoher]

I would quite enjoy for you to record that for us and release it for purchase. Thanks <3

[dove267]

"You are so weird, why did you do that?"

Yeah, pretty much sums it up.

[dove267]

COMPLETELY FUCKING FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!

God, Alex, u r an awesome writer.

[Esllava1]

Alex, you're so COOL! :) And weird, but weird people are cool, so... yeah.

[canboysdanceinheels]

Alex I love you... but that was FUCKED UP. YOU used to date Kristina.

[1Lanavis1]

@canboysdanceinheels maybe that's how he knows what she likes?

[MistyMorningKristy]

This is soooooooooo awkward......

[royalweirdo]

that is fucking retarded. but i love it.

[kimchifishy]

Yaoi/Yuri can be weird. I think it depends kn the person reading or writing it I guess....

[iNTERR0GATi0N]

Fucking Lauren, eh?

[QueenAwesomenes]

Who the fuck is Lauren?!

[dragonessflight]

why do people insist on writing porn about real people..... it's just fucking weird

[YummyWummyGummyBear]

seeing this after watching him read twilight... "WHO THE FUCK IS LAUREN?"

[missitree]

We don't have orange kit kats in the US, what? ...meh. I did not watch the rest of the video because I am too awkward and can't handle slashiness. I did try, though

[escdcrazy]

@missitree indeed we do hav orange kit kats. :)

[alex30425]

I lmao

[kurayami33]

O.O

[gotja]

it sounds like a porn script

[dragonessflight]

@gotja uh have you ever read any slash..... 'cause that is exactly what it is 

[maria80153]

gawd! why does every guy fantisize about lezbos? bro! get a hobby...well, a different hobby...from that. you know what i mean!

[TheEliseylou]

YOU SICKO! HAHA I JUST LOOKED AT BLEEDING KYLE SALMON ON TUMBLR NOW I HAVE SICK SLASH FICTIONS IN MY HISTORY! :/

[ImTotallyDrawn]

DONT NERIMON FREAKS OUR GONNA MASTERBATE TO THE STORIES

[PACMANnot]

Yuri is gross, Yaoi is best(just fluff, not the sex).

[MsShmankYou14]

Why on Earth did Alex think that Kit Kat would ever contact him after he willingly admitted to writing lesbian slash fiction?

[shaynaissocoollike]

Can you release that song from the beginning in full please?

[OliveYou2Much]

Love the ending xD hahahaha, HA HA

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

Trolling Nerimon is at perfect balance between; well, human and meme.

[wooldollycoat]

you're still genuinely a better writer than Stephanie Meyer

[JennySam]

@wooldollycoat To be fair, that's not hard to accomplish.

[chickadew]

you filthy little man :P

[redpaintstarz]

love it i thought it was a realy video lol hahahaha its good

[lpfann]

you seriously...are admitting that you write fan fictions of youtubers....on youtube...?

Doesn't seem to be something that you'd be proud of...

[longcroft187]

As someone who doesn't even like girls I have no idea why I bothered listening to this XD

[Ikurun]

Lol, Alex is the adult channel to Charlie's disney channel.

[ViewRenz]

aspiring to be a sex tales writer dear alex :P

[BABYZEBRALOVE]

alex can do anything cant he?

[minyme43]

Matt and Luke the basterds :) lol

[minyme43]

@minyme43 and*

[Randomeiser100]

BEST. AUTHOR. EVER.

[ThePolishIsRemoved]

I love when the third hand pops up.

[blacksnowhitequeen]

He made a reference to italktoSNAKES but not to DEVILISHlypure? Impressive, in a way.

[Benjyboy360]

Newest sub :)

[rachelhenderson28]

It's so bad it's good... LOL

[XxDeathDealerxX100]

This is yuri babes

[HoneyLust9]

lololololololololololololololo­lololol, soooo funny

[pipette743]

Cold shower time....

[colorfulweekend]

ALEX YOU ARE WONDERFUL<3

[fishcakesushi]

XD

[owllover5481]

This was....weird and akward, and he talks out of the side of his mouth O.o

[singasong416]

adam lambert was the ad that played before this video.... lol

[ImAWhaleArooooo]

That was better than Twilight - how could that be? Heavy sarcasm.

[brighteyesrunner]

This is my favorite nerimon video. ohahahahhahahahahahaha

[4444randomness]

this is the most fabulously awkward thing ever,

[epicmoffe]

This was... weird.

[MarshmallowNinja27]

It's kinda not a secret identity anymore

[braveheart683]

DA IPAD!

[aerofreak44]

currently writing a slash about Charlie and Tom milsom. supposedly its the night when they realized that the sons of admirals werent gonna go main stream. so many references to "fire and ice" and "purpling." tom even says at one point "here comes my baby". its brilliant. stuck on how to end it though. anyone have any ideas. just message me on youtube if u wanna help :)

[hickieX]

does anyone feel slightly awkward to look at his face while he's reading that...

[gamegirlxxx]

Umm I am officially freaked out cuz my name is Christina and my best friend that I have known since I was 4 is called lauren...D:

[MrsBrunoBieberSkyes]

there was once a boy called charlie, he had a friend called alex, i am now lmfao-ing...

[xmusicfordawiinx]

'Christina sniffed' ahahaha.

[baxtertothemax]

At 4:10 it sounds like hes going to say remember the time... By the song

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

This, my friend, is yuri. And I have no bloody idea how I got here.

[RachelMendozaNeal]

Oh, Alex. You are so weird. I think that's why I like you so much. That and your hair.

[allersmcgee]

@laurenspain omg lol that's too weird

[Abbytheweird]

...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ohhhmygosh.

[laurenspain]

my name is lauren. and my friends name is christina. and now im freaked out.

[shansky123]

you are so weird :L

[GoodbyeGuv]

I love how you told them haha your a legend!

[emmamia4242]

you look so much like shaggy haha 

[Merjia]

This is made all the more disturbing when you remember that Alex and Kristina used to date... o_O

[KiiRa232]

@Merjia haha they did? awkward :)

[kayleyyw]

@Merjia remember when kristina said to alex that she just wanted 'time to stop' while they were lying down together while they were dating. then alex uses the same line in his slash fiction about his ex girlfriend and a married woman. (well she wasn't married at the time but still!) suspicious alex... ;)

[REBELnanMAN]

4:09, *remember the time when we stole the whole day

[Harveyvlog]

Well it's better than Twilight...

[REBELnanMAN]

My mates' name is Kyle Salmon :L 

[misspepperlee]

weirddddddd .

[MidDayxRushHour]

Alex Day is such a troll.

[jokernu1fan]

Lex looked liked she wanted to slap him

[RumbleR04R]

uhhhh...what just happened? *retreats back into hidey-hole*

[DisorganizedSarah]

It's a little scary how good a writer you are.

[th3k3ymast3r]

You know, he has written a new story. It's quite awesome.

[TheLaughingKitten]

I have a friend called Lauren and she has blonde hair...

[mandyretardiffff]

i felt uncomfortable during this....

[YoureShameless2009]

Isn't Lauren the "Fucking Lauren and her fucking blonde hair." from when he reads Twilight?

[abbasmy]

WTF 3 hands?

[laughalltheway1]

 kristina horner and Lauren form 5 awesome girls slash fiction? this got quite awkward very fast....

[PlainWhiteGuitar]

My name is Lauren...

[VayMatt]

This cant be right...

[StarberryPlacemats]

sooooooo awkward haha

[saralover101]

lol. Alex, you wrote yuri xDD

[djpj22]

Kayley's reaction is SO good!

[EmzaRamen]

@ftblldude7778 lol we totally have, I get odd flavoured KitKats from our friends in Japan tho! ...in exchange for Starbursts!

[Mynameizjessi]

Ew. WTF

[BoBiSaWeSoMe1011]

@ftblldude7778

Yeaah, canada toooo :p

[ChrisKilljoy12]

ALEX. I love you. But that is why I don't read fanfiction.

[EllaDeanPendragon]

Femslash is girls but its all cool! :)

[chibigrunt]

I write lemon...

[Blackstardragon]

@chibigrunt *giggles*

[chibigrunt]

@Blackstardragon XD