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  • 2:09s That's what's called "hopping mad".

  • 1:25 Maybe I should think about stripteasing once more...

  • 1:55 the same thing happened when i was playin goalie and i was like what the hell

  • @anthonopolis and at 2:05

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  • Like ... the music :D

    Dislike ... the quality =(

  • 2:36 And a great dribbling results with a goal!

  • That last one is the best!! hahahaha!!!!

  • The guy at 0:17 shouts:

    HEY MESSI!! UP YOURS!!!

  • @Shaqify32 1:42 is even better. Stole it from the goalie. Tricky!

  • 4:55 rules

  • Like if you watch this just to listen the MUSIC....

  • almost all is header

  • if these werent own goals the scores would be legends

  • Half of these wouldn't have happened if they just let their goalie do his job

  • WHY is there men versus woman football goin on an own goal video Men can never win against women bcoz against a woman you can never concentrate where are you gonna look im a male and honestly when we boys played against the girls for a friendly and honestly all i did the entire match was hump all the girls from the back by doing some stupid dribble to get them to turn their back , i was sent off for kissing the other teams goaling but we are dating now btw i was in school

  • song : Go shoppin

    artist : Bran Van 3000

  • Hahahaha the kids at 4:21 keep laughing damn funny xD

  • 2:01 thank god defender was there and saved it.!!

  • If anybody knows the song used in this vid, please reply to this!!

  • hmz Tell me your fantasies

  • GOAAAALLLLL !!!!!!!! oh waitt ... :(

  • hiya you will see waiting you to teach me

  • Really wonder at 0:18 

  • so I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun

  • fucking song is shit

  • fuera de lugar¡

  • 3:20 is best backheel

  • What is this orgasmic music??

  • I love how every time the goal keeper just gives his teammate the dirtiest look...

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  • c´mon sometimes you must test your own keeper in though games

  • 0:55 AMAZING !!!

  • the goal at 0:17 was brilliant

  • Low Quality Bitch

  • 2:17 "My teammate scored that must be good, let me celebrate"

  • My favourite is the overjoyed kid at 4:17

  • hahah that goal at :56 is really nice!

  • for most goals i mixed up the defender and the striker

  • I had to turn this video off just because the music was WAAAAYYY annoying.

  • 0:17 Most skillful own goal ever

  • the defender have more skill than the striker.. haha

  • I nearly died cringing

  • 36 of these great strikers , ehhh,defensders made a yt acc and disliked :D

  • i love the one at 0:21 beautiful ball control

  • some of them are hilarious like when they try to punch the ball as much as they can to try to defend

  • whats the name of the song?

  • @lukase1212 Bran Van 3000 - Shopping <<<< Finally found it :P :P

  • Not gonna lie, some of those goals were among the best finishes I've ever seen

  • The music makes it even more funny :D

  • 5:21 What the hell?How did he manage doing that?

  • Messi +c.ronaldo can't finish like 3.20 seriously.

  • 3:35 best goal ever!!!

  • Why do these soccer compilations always have terrible fucking music!? Do all Europeans listen to this garbage?

  • What's the name of the song?

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  • 4:18 i love how happy the damn kid is

  • A classic video that has accompanied me through my childhood.

  • 4:45 holy shit

  • This should prove that attack is NOT the best form of defense...

  • 5.00 frank sinclair plays for wrexham now! come on you reds!!

  • I hate this song lol

  • 0:21 is the best, so much skill

  • 4:48 only men can be so stupid! There are even more stupid own goals in this video and prove that men can't play football. Since you can't defend a result, you can't play football. That's it.

  • @TheHellfireQueen wow you stupid idiot. Is that why men football is more popular than woman football. I got nothing against woman football but this comment makes me mad

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 Men's football is more popular because of the marketing business promoting it in expense of our football, which is a lot better in terms of quality. Generally, a good team is good because it can defend a result, not because it can score 5 goals and bring the game to a 5-4... True teams know how to win with 1-0. And it seems that only women's teams really know this art. So men can't play football. Simple.

  • @TheHellfireQueen not really both genders can play football but most woman don't play club like men do. woman play international because they don't about club

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 It depends on how you mean "to be able to play football". I mean serious football, with the defence being the most important thing. I am a pro and I obviously know a lot more than you about the sport so stop trying to confuse everyone. Thanks.

  • @TheHellfireQueen Puyol and Lahm are good defenders. They are plenty of good defenders in men football. Klose is a good player to. You need defenders but you need to score goals so men are better football players

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 No, Puyol and Lahm are WAY too slow. Klose doesn't defend, he doesn't even WALK. I feel as if you know which players I hate the most and you present them as good, how the heck can this happen else? The only good defenders in men's football history are Nesta and Maldini. All the rest are for the dustbin, compared to any female defender. The best male attacker is Lisandro Lopez, but even he eats Melissa Wiik's dust, esp. in terms of speed and strength.

  • @TheHellfireQueen Lahm and puyol are great defenders you dont anything about football dont you. They are the best defenders in the world right now

  • @spanish4100 I have seen them both, you dumbass, and I know a lot more than you about football. I am sure you haven't ever played. I am a defensive midfielder, I have to cooperate with defenders, so I must know a little bit more about them! Lahm and Puyol are of the defenders I would never like to cooperate with. But our attackers would certainly love having to dribble them! You are just an ignorant asshole, stop talking.

  • @TheHellfireQueen ha lahm is smarter than you and puyol is stronger than you. Lahm is the best defender because he robbed so many people this world cup and the German bundesliga and champion league!

  • @spanish4100 Lahm may be smart but he doesn't run fast enough. Puyol is certainly a lot softer than me, I can beat the crap out of him any time. You just don't know me, this is why you are still talking. This world cup and generally the bundesliga are bullshit competitions. The Germans know nothing more than how to cheat. Is Khedira German, for example? And in the Champions' League, Bayern-Inter 0-2! Fuck Germany!

  • @TheHellfireQueen It not cheating if the player want to play with them. And if your from Greece. Greeks dont know anything about football they always lose in the group stage. and the Germany national women team will kick your ass bad i mean bad. They are the best on the earth . Khedira was born in Germany so he is German. Fuck you stupid cunt

  • @spanish4100 Fuck you stupid RACIST! I may be from Greece but everywhere there are good and bad people. Don't generalise, you Spanish butterbaby! You are the ignorant one over here! Khedira is from IRAN! Another thing now. German women are a lot better at football than German men, that's all. The best women's team on earth is Norway, not Germany, when talking about national teams. Germany may have many titles but they are not such a well-calibrated team as Norway are.

  • @TheHellfireQueen Sorry but look up his name and he is from Germany not Iran. Greek is not a race. Maybe you should get your facts right. Norway only won one women world cup and the USA and Germany won two. So who the best teams? Not norway.

  • @spanish4100 He is from Iran, but the German Football Federation has paid various people to make all of us believe that he is from Germany. No looking up in the internet helps. Does the surname "Khedira" have to do anything with the German language? Come on, I speak German very fluently, you can't fool me! Finally, I told you why Norway is better: THEY ARE A BETTER-CALIBRATED TEAM. PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION!

  • @TheHellfireQueen He not from Iran you stupid cunt his mom is German and his dad from Tunisia. That his dad last name. And klose podolski didn't want to play for Poland because the coach say they wont be good in international. And Germany never paid the refs Argentina pays the referees.

  • @spanish4100 Ha ha ha what are you telling us... Germany always cheat... Where is Mario Gomez from? Is he German too? And how did Germany beat England? Wasn't there a wrongly denied goal for the equaliser? And then you say Germany never pay the referees... If Argentina paid the referees, they would cut Germany's asses, but instead they lost 4-0! How can this happen? Are you joking?

  • @TheHellfireQueen Mario Gomez is German because he was born in Germany and his mom is German. He had a choice to play for the Spanish. England weak it didn't matter. The linemen didn't see cross the line so that why it was disallowed. If Germany paid the ref Thomas muller wouldn't got a handball against Argentina but he did get the handball and got a yellow card

  • @spanish4100 What you say was for the world's eyes. In general, Germany are a helped team by the refs, admit it for god's sake! How about the two penalties in Russia? You can't have an answer for this, not a solid one at least. None of your answers so far are solid. I am talking about facts and you just keep your eyes shut. Why not do the same with your mouth?

  • @TheHellfireQueen wow now your saying Fuck Germany? How do the Germans cheat? How do they cheat?

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 They cheat in many ways. First, they pay the referees to help them get results. Without the referees, Germany would be like Azerbaijan in terms of results. German men's football sucks, get over it at last! Second, they take players from other countries (Khedira from Iran, Klose and so many others from Poland and so on) and declare them as Germans. More than half their team ISN'T GERMAN, NOT EVEN EUROPEAN!

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  • @TheHellfireQueen gets your fact right you stupid idiot. Klose dad is German but his mom Polish. He moved to Germany when he was young. Plus where is your proof that the Germans pay the ref. How do you know there team isn't European? You don't know their lives do you? I need proof that they pay the ref. They get players from a other countries. I need good documents to prove that. I need proof. You fucking piece of shit. FUCK GREECE!!

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 Let me ask you a question... Are you German? Ah, and as I see above, your previous comment has been removed. Did you remove it or was it banned by the site itself? I think the second case is more probable. Proof about Germany paying the referees? The wrongly disallowed goal in the match with England is enough for me. And the 2 outrageous penalties denied to Russia in Moscow... Isn't this enough proof? Goodnight, ignorant little boy!

  • @TheHellfireQueen do have proof of you seeing them paying the ref? I need pictures because you telling me isn't enough.

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 I think my arguments are good enough for the neutral spectator. The two penalties in Russia say it all. The score would be 2-1 for Russia and bye bye Germany... Still you didn't answer, are you German? If you are, I can explain your behaviour (trying to support your country). If not, then the only thing I can say is that you just like fighting online because you can't do it offline and this fact pisses you off because "men are meant to be strong"... Ha ha ha little boy!

  • @TheHellfireQueen yes i am German. I was born and raised in Germany.

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 OK then, your behaviour is at least explainable. But this doesn't change the fact that you are wrong so you will never convince me for the opposite. I will always have the argument of the penalties in Russia, until something else like that happens in another match, and be sure it will happen soon. Germany is a helped team in men's football, even blind people can see the mistakes in Germany's favour! Generally though men's football has been ruined quite a lot by preset games.

  • @TheHellfireQueen Argentina pays the ref. They cheat against england 1998 and 2010 against mexico.

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 I never said they didn't cheat in those matches. But if they had paid the ref against Germany, they would beat Germany hands down. With a fair ref, Argentina would pass again. Now though Germany performed a parade with a ridiculously high score (4-0) and this is very suspicious for me. If though it's OK for you, what can I say. I said also, generally men's football sucks because of preset results and the reasons for this crap to happen are the sponsors...

  • @TheHellfireQueen but Lisandro López doesn't even play international. But Lahm is the one of the best defenders in football. you need to stop hating on men football.

  • @gunsnrosesrocks877 Maybe, but he is just a victim of the advertisement industry. True players never make it to national teams except Italy, when talking about men. The sponsors have fucked men's football up. Please now stop being so ignorant... I don't hate on men's football, I am just talking truth. But yes, I forgot, truth hurts...

  • @TheHellfireQueen Haha women football isnt nothing compare to me No offence but men football is better. There is better teams in men than women. The men world cup is way better than the women world cup

  • @spanish4100 No, we are stronger, faster and have better technique. You play all the time with high balls just because you don't know how to give an accurate low pass. You just don't know about football. Go on watching the crap teams promoted by the media (e.g. Barcelona, Real Madrid) and stop posting hate comments. We are a lot better. Every time we play against men, we smash them with at least 3-0.

  • @TheHellfireQueen Women dont how to play football most of them dont make it big So you telling me messi and muller dont how to play football. There hardly women soccer leagues the leagues are in germany. England women national team sucks. the only good women national team is germany.

  • @spanish4100 Stop hating on women's football, you medieval fanboy! And please improve your english! You write like a very bad student! And yes, Messi and Muller are USELESS because they NEVER DEFEND, they NEVER TACKLE, they NEVER PLACE THEMSELVES CORRECTLY TO COVER OPEN SPACES! All they do is unneeded dribbles against the air. For EXACTLY the same reasons I hate Cristiano Ronaldo. Women rule.

  • @TheHellfireQueen Ha stop hating on men football. women football is a waste of money to watch

  • @spanish4100 You are the hater here. I am just sharing my knowledge. You are just sharing your hate. You might have been beaten/dribbled/stopped by a girl, well done, you don't need to let everyone know! You are doing damage to your own image!

  • @TheHellfireQueen Women dont anything about club football

  • @spanish4100 You think so, you ignorant pussy!

  • @TheHellfireQueen Women have more wits than men. but come on women do not play club football. The only teams the actually win the women world cup is Germany or USA that its.

  • @spanish4100 Or this is what the internet says... GTFO of here. We understood that you are ignorant, do not expose yourself more!

  • shouldnt it be worst own goals

  • 3:34...If that was me, I would have walk around with a smile on my face own goal or not!

  • 17 secs: Hey, is that supposed to be an own goal? 'Cuz that's classy! XD

  • 3:22 is a quality finish. A striker could never do that if they tried.

  • how many times did i spot titus bramble?

  • this song sucks but great video

  • The 3rd one was a really good goal hahaha

  • what's the song?

    

  • Beautiful goals

  • first song - fantastic ;D

  • Most own goals are amazing goals xD

  • 4:52 great goal

  • Whenever I score a stupid and completely avoidable own goal in PES, I come here and watch this video. Makes me feel soooo much better. These goals are so beautiful, they're art.

  • soccer videos have the worst music. historically. its a trend. this video doesnt disappoint. well done @elayneTrakand

  • A lot of strikers would kill to have the finishing skills of some of these defenders.

  • @WoolyWoolwine83 Hahahahahaha one of the best comments I've seen in a while, thank you!

  • i love the boy at 4:18... the player is crying and the little boy is celebrating

  • Worst. Music. Ever. It's like the musical equivalent of an own goal... something forever regretted.

  • 3:34 OOOOOWWWWNNNNNN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAZOOOOOO

  • good

    mongey

  • Last video, I bet that was maradona who went on to that guy who scored an owngoal

  • That's better than all of them: watch?v=MKB7NdtReAc

  • 4:15 Brilliant; 'plenty of time, play it cool.....oh'

  • heaps of them are actually fantastic finishes. If only they were wearing the other teams jersey haha

  • why the fuck are some of these own goals/

  • i remember when i scored an own goal i felt like crying

    i guess its the passion for soccer

    and who ever doesn't cry when the lose the final the don't love soccer

  • @peaker559 ITS FOOTBALL, JESUS!!!

  • 4:20 is amazing XD

  • names of songs pleases

  • Hey, you missed out Lee Dixon vs David Seaman!!! Possibly the GREATEST OWN GOAL, totally unprovoked totally beautiful. Wait, you have it. 4:45 Nice "cockup" music.

  • hahahahahah!!!! awesome!!!!

  • 2.03 / 2.51 are great. i repeat it 10 times :) the others are bad mistakes

    but the best was at 4.15 with the kid in the background

  • 4:55 .... AND WHAT A GOOD GOAL!!

  • i watched this with my dad laughed the hell ouuta me xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 4:08- boy XD

  • Nice video although the song was shit. 3:33 And 4;17 hahaa

  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THE ONE AT 4:08 and the 2 that follow have got to be the worst goals.

  • you can get shot in Colombia for doing this, ;-)

  • @Epostaxis Then I wonder what happens if its North korea

  • @Epostaxis In soviet russia you shoot colombia

  • @Epostaxis Respect my country you son of a bitch. making an own goal is human mistake. and the situation that my country lives today is not for laugh. you should respect others, you aren´t perfect and no one is perfect.. do you think others death is funny? learn to respect.

  • @JCM449 ran out of medication? your reaction is exactly why 'your country' is in such a state. too many machos , not enough common sense. btw i went to school with someone who came from columbia, he said DO NOT come to Bogota to visit, too dangerous. nice country you have there.Earn respect , don't ask for it. btw.

  • @Epostaxis that isnt funny

  • @HectorCaceres26 no it's not, but it's true, which makes it sad, in a funny way!

  • What is the name of the song?

  • didn't see that last one coming..

    oh and btw guys go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

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  • actually that tune might be the best i've ever heard. especially towards the end

  • Man, that last own goal!

    Only in Mexico...

    Great tune.

  • most strikers would be proud of a few of theseif they'd scored em. nice vid

  • whats the name of the song?

    niceee

  • lol

  • lol

  • 1.50 haha

  • 4:20 the kid. lol

  • 4:13, the best :D

  • lol at 5:17

  • lol

  • lol some of these defenders should be strikers

  • its funny how many of the own goals are better than actual goals. way more spetacular 3:30 is my favourite, you dont see that kid of beauty every day.

  • music name - Eak a Mouse - We go shopping

    nice instalment xD

  • 0:31 the liverpool beachball's cameo.

  • what is the name of this music?

  • ok i know some of them maybe unlucky, but sum of the rest are jus plain stupid!

  • what is name of 2 music?

  • lol watch the kid at 4:13 lol

  • I had a few own goals while I was defender and I still had a bad feeling for few days, but I cannot imagine if I was on TV. It probably take longer to get over it.

  • Some are unfortunate, some unbelivable. Kid was classic though

  • 5:31 was simply awesome lol

  • 1:49

    I lol'd

  • HAHAHAHHAHA if that now were own goals they would be the best goals in the world lol, nice goals but.. on wrong keeper