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  • WORKA FOR MEH

  • I'm Brian, B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N-the number "7"-the letter"Q"! BRAGGLEAVEGER! (or something like that)! Look at my name tag, it- it's BIG!

  • LMFAO!! WOW, LOVED IT.

  • is there no live video of this performance? ive been searching forever!!! all i can find is audio...

  • God, Youtube comments make me ashamed of the human race.

  • There's a word that has c before ie! :o

    I forgot it tho

  • I before E.....always...

  • @Spikey18needlez we're all watching the same video you douche bag why do you feel the need to repeat it? you must be lonely

  • @Killinemdead1 the reason we do this is cuz we like to have FUN! jeez asshole, why dont you live your own life instead of messing up others?

  • bralavavenga

  • i have to take a nap

  • No Brian, It's I before E except after C and when sounding like A as in Neighbor and Weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!...... That's a hard rule. That's a rough rule.

  • a kid brought in a volcano he didnt know how 2 zip up his own pants but he built a volcano

  • loke at my name tag!!! its.....its..big

  • Erwin what is the plurel form of ox?

    Oxen!! The farmer was using his oxen.

    Whats the plurel form of box?

    Boxen!! I bought two boxen of doughnuts! XD

  • Whats the I before E rule. . . .

    Uhhhhhh. . I before E. . . Always

  • Brilovga7ino

  • i before always :)

  • Alright kids up against the wall-TIME FOR PUBLIC HUMILIATION!!!

    Cat= k-a-t, im outta here. then as he passed you, *laughs* "I know there's two t's!!!"

  • The moosen the moosen. In the woods in the woodsen

  • I was totally the kid who spelled words wrong on purpose.

  • Your breakin new ground there Copernicus hahaha XD

  • HOOK-ED ON....P-HONICKS...WORK-ED FOR MEH!!!!!

  • i before e.......always. Funny, but no. It is i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neibour in way and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you will always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! What, are you an idiot Brian!? Aperantely!!! Funny from 3:40 - 4:20

  • Teacher: "What do ya have there Brian?"

    Brian: "It's a cup of dirt! xD......Just put an F on it and let me go home!"

    Teacher: "Well explain it!"

    Brian: "Well it's a cup....with dirt in it! I call it 'Cup of Dirt'!"

  • My spanish teacher quotes him all the time about the e before i rule. She likes to criticize english. :P

  • German JERMAINE! JACKSON! Jackson 5 TITO!

  • Brian, what's the plural of box? BOXEN! I BOUGHT A BOXEN OF DOUGHNUTS!

  • I before E, except after C, and when sounding like A as a neighbor in way, and on weekends and holidays and all through out May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say.

  • *5:23

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  • hhahaha

  • *4:55

  • I didn't even watch the video, i just read the top comments and knew all the jokes...

  • No, do you have them??

    No, do you serve them?!?!

    YOU'RE STUPID!!!!!

  • This isn't The Live Video!!! I WANNA SEE MOOSEN! and my BOXEN of Donuts in my Woodienisin to Eatianesin with the JACKSON people!

  • i have 2 katen X3

  • well explain it "WELL IT's A CUP, AND IT HAS DIRT IN IT. I CALL IT THE CUP OF DIRT

  • 9 people don't know the plural form of box.

  • "Moosen, i saw a flock of moosen.

    there were many of 'em,many mutch

    moosen,out in the woods, the woodes, in the woodesen.

    the mease swan the food, the food is to eatenesen.

    the mease swan the food in the woodingensen,in the

    food the woodingesen"

    "Brian, Brian...your an imbecile"

  • @tatertotsgonewild

    IMBACULLEN

  • @VampireDragonGirl66

    How do you not know how to spell imbecillen?

  • @Gojira64 Uh... Maybe because it's not a word?

  • @VampireDragonGirl66

    Regardless, at least try to spell it so it SOUNDS like the "word"!

  • @Gojira64 OKAY GRAMMAR POLICE.

  • BOXEN! I BOUGHT TWO BOXEN OF DONUTS 0.0

  • HOO-KEYD ON PH HONICS!

  • wat show is this from

  • I bought OVER 9000!!!!!!! boxen of doughnuts.

  • THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!!!!

  • @iluvcokeandsprite ... ok, calm down :D

  • @knulfine well, ALRIGHT!!!

  • *Phonics*

  • my name is spelt Braydeoihsffjaoipsaodkjfiosjas­djdapwodjapsoddjpijpfawiojn

  • he's funny but not seeing his facial expressions and gestures kinda kills half of his shtic

  • for those 9 idiots out there I'll explain it to you.

    "It's i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!"

  • You gotta relax when your makin the crank calls!

  • what happened to the video of this? can someone

    hook up a link?

  • OMG YOU IDIOTS! It's neighbor and weigh! Not neighboring way, or neighbor and way, it is WEIGH!

  • lol *i before e exept after c, and when sounding like a as in neighbor and way, and on weekends and holidays and al throughout may, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!* love him!

  • ha ha ha i knew there was 2 ts

  • the best ive heard in a long time, since danna carvey

  • Teacher: what's the i before e rule?

    Brian: uhm.. i before e... always

    Teacher: what are you an idiot Brian?

    Brian APPARENTLY

    Teacher: no Brian it's i before e, except after c, and when sounding like a in a neighboring way, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout may, and you'll ALWAYS be wrong no matter WHAT you say

    Brian: that's a hard rule T.T

  • WOOOORKEEEEEEEEEEEN FER MEEEH!

  • What do you have there brian? Cup of dirt just put an F on there and let me go home.

  • See? 436 people are good in school, while 9 are IMBECULEN. (lol) How can u hate this vid?

  • i before c except after c and when sounding like a as an neighbor in way and on weekends and holidays and althrought may you'll always be wrong no matter what you say......wow that's a hard rule.

  • 9 people are Imbecilans!

  • Brian is the funniest m'fer ever

  • Ha I just shitt pants

  • Hahaha, im gonna piss my pants.

  • at my school when we had a science fair, i forgot my project and actually brought in a cup of dirt! When my teacher asked me to explain it i said "well its a cup... with dirt inside it." She laughed and said "I love Brian Regan to, u get C+ 4 creativity!" what r the odds? xD

  • THE BIGG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN

  • MOOSEN i saw a flock of moosen

    there were many of them!

    many much moosen!

    out in the woods, in the woodsen!

    the meese wanted food, the food is to be eaten is it

    the meese wanted food in the woodenzingit

    and the food in the woodenzingit

    IMBULSULEN

    german, GERMANE, GERMANE JACKSON, JACKSON 5 TITO!

  • S-M-S-S-F-G-B-F-S-F-F-the number 12-THE LETTER H! SARMENGULASHINUNAY

    (my verison of brian's fawked up name xD)

  • HUKKT AWN FUNEX WURCT FOAR MEH!

  • Brian is the best!

    

  • "Just put an F on that and let me go home!!! "LOL!!!!

  • @AstridxHiccup

    HAHAHA :) That was me when it comes to public speaking.

  • @Joxman2k lol!!

  • @AstridxHiccup

    "Can I just take the F and leave the Auditorium? .... Mam? Mamzeses?!?"

    :D

    :P

  • CAT

    K.A.T. im outa here!

    and as he passes by you he says

    I KNOW THERE WERE 2 T'S

  • ooommmggg I cried from laughing so hard at the science fair part.

    "that morning was the worst. Your head would pop up off your pillow, 'oh no. That's due today isn't it? I had 9 months to do it and did absolutely nothing!" hahahahahahaha oooommmggg that whole part was the best. My abs hurt from laughing so hard

  • No Brian, it's I before E except after C, and when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

  • her name was amy... A.M.Y no A.Y.M.I.E uhhhhhhh i hadda take a nap after tht

  • is it me or is he like Jim Carrey

  • Is ur refrigurater running...oh its not....its not...its not running.....Ok have a good day

  • @BionicleFan461 How could you forget the epic "Take luck!" at the end? (His combination of 'take care' and 'good luck' when his brain overthinks saying bye to someone)

  • @matrixphijr umm...big woop i missed a part

  • @BionicleFan461 Oooh, Captain Sarcastic strikes again. I was joking, dude, not criticizing.

  • @matrixphijr oh, sorry...i didnt know sorry.

  • @BionicleFan461 I blame the internets for not having a sarcastic font.

    -1, stupid internets.

  • @matrixphijr lol thats true...that would be awesome :D

  • @matrixphijr Can't tell you how many times I've wished for that... Would've saved me a lot of grief..

    "Nice hair, man".

    "Screw off!!"

    "Sorry, didn't mean to wreck your whole day like that!"

  • cat, KAT i'm outta here! Yeah, I know, there's two t's!!

  • How do you see Brian perform and NOT laugh? XD "TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS CHICKEN!" (Epitome of Hyperbole quote)

  • Dou you have frog legs? No! Do you serve 'em! NO!!! Do you HAVE 'em!? YOU'RE STUPID!!

  • I before E except after C, and when sounding like EIGH as in NEIGHBOR and WEIGH, and on Weekends, and Holidays, and all throughout May, and you'll Always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!

  • MOOSEN I SAW A flock of moosen

    there were many of 'em! Many much moosen!

    out in the wood in the woodes, the WOODSEN!!

    the meat's one food! And the food is to be eaten is it!

    the meat is the food in the whatingisit!

    and the food in thewhatingisit!

  • @TomHamilton24 He actually says 'meesen'.

    "The meesen want food!"

    But LOL

  • @TomHamilton24 i thought he said meese not meat, making fun of the plural of goose

  • @TomHamilton24 brian...brian..your an imbecile....

    imbeSULLEN!

  • I'm Brian -B.r.i.v.o.l.b.n. the number 7! the letter Q!!!!! BRIALAVENGA!!

  • The big yellow one is the sun... and poor Pluto is nothing.

  • "I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in "neighbor" and "weigh"... and weekends and holidays and all throughout May... and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!

  • Brivolbn7q

  • @AtarahDerek ?????

  • @deezee1311 were you not listening?

  • @AtarahDerek Oooohh, ok now I understand.... I can be ever so slightly clueless :\

  • why did it stop right in the middle of it

  • BOXEN I HAVE A BOXEN OF DONETES

  • The big yellow one's the sun

  • "you're breaking some new ground there capernicus!!" :D

  • Germain!!, Jackson! Jackson 5!!! Tito!!!

  • LMAO LMAO LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! brian what is the plural form of moose um moosen! lmfao

  • haha as a class one time we were saying the I before E rule and then me and my friend started quoting the brian reagen version. it. was. HILARIOUS!!!! :D

  • YOU SPELLED FUNNY WRONG GENIUS, ReTaRd

  • Imbusselen!

  • Assisting the writing teacher the other day, we were teaching about plurals. She asked what's the plural for moose. I had to leave the room before I burst out laughing - lmfao.

  • I call it ' cup of dirt' !

  • is there a difference between crank calls and prank calls?

  • @Thelemonleopard yes yes there is :3

  • I can't stop laughing at the plurals.

  • eh you're breaking some new ground there capernicus.

  • the spelling bee one is the funniest!

  • h-hook-id on h-hon-ikes wur-kid for me! ME!

  • No Brian its "I" before "E" except after "C"

    and when sounding like "A"

    as neighbor and way

    and in weekends and holidays and all throughout may

    and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!

    Many Much Moosen in the Woodes, Woodsin

  • @DynamicContinuity hahaha i said that to my teacher :D its was so funny!!!

  • Many Much Moosen in the Woodes, Woodsin

  • THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

    ..alright calm down.

  • Boxen! I bought two boxen of donuts! MOOSEN. Many MUch Moosen! Imbicilien! German, GERMANE. JACKSON! JACKSON FIVE! XDDDD

  • im brian b-r-i-v-o-l-b-n THE NUMBER SEVEN THE LETTER Q BRANGANENVENGA

  • im brian

    b-r-i-am-7-werwe-q

    i got a long nametag

  • WHAT'S THE PLURAL OF OX? OXEN. :3 BRIAN, WHAT'S THE PLURAL OF MOOSE? MOOSEN!!!!!!!!! A SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!!! XD

  • To bad no video cause his facial expressions are priceless and really make the act complete.

  • XD lmao omg i always loved Brian Regan

  • B-R-I-V-O-L-B-M-the number 7- THE LETTER Q! BRIGAVANJANJEURE

  • BRIVOLBN7Q

  • "You're really breaking some new ground there, Copernicus."

  • great dude most vids of him u cant hear

  • oh ya you're breaking new grounds there kaparnakus!

    (is that how you spell it?)

  • @11Gohabs11 it's capernicus i think something like that :D

  • @happyman13724 Nicholas Copernicus :P

  • da big yellow one is de sun!

  • Moosen, did NOT see that comming, holy shit this guy is amazing

  • MOOSEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN! THERE WERE MANY OF THEM! MANY! MUCH! MOOSEN! Out in the woods! In the woodes! In the woodsen!!

  • thanks for uploading

  • lmao! Look at my name tag it's.....BIG! xD

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha i saw a flock of moosen out in the woodsen

  • I gotta cup of dirt,I gotta cup of dirt,I gotta cup of dirt and guess what's inside it~! XP

  • MOOSEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN! There were many of them, many much Moosen. Out in the woods, in the woodes in the woodsen!

  • THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS DA SUN!!!THE YELLOW ONE IS DA SUN!

    Alright What Is This Other Planets?

    THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS DA SUN!

    Alright Calm Down.

    Oh What?ALRIGHT!

  • cup of dirt!!!

  • I'm Brian, Brivolbn_thenumberseven_theLET­TER_Q

    BRANNAVANVENDA!!!!!!! :)

  • Its sorta funny

  • "I" before "E" except after, and when sounding like "AY" as in "Neighbor" and "Weigh", and on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say!

  • the funny thing is that i actually did bring some cups of dirt for my science project

  • my name is brian B R I V O L B N the number 7 and the letter Q!

  • "Brian, Brian! You're an imbecile." "...IMBECILLEN!"

  • cardboard BOXEN!

  • I just love this guy.. lol

    This goes to show that swearing and saying dirty jokes aren't necessary to make someone frackin' hilarious. =)

    Even though sometimes they're pretty funny :P BUT! Either way Brian Regan is amazing because of his "clean" jokes. I could watch his stand ups over and over and laugh just as hard as the first time x]

  • "Brian your an imbasal."

    "Imbasalen."

    "What are you speaking German Brian?"

    "German Germaine Germaine Jackson JACKSON FIVE TITO"

  • @RenesmeeCullen3 you don't even know how to spell imbecile?

  • @quelorepario You didn't even notice the fact they wrote "your an," instead of you're an....that makes you equally as smart IMO.