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  • Meaningless garbage. Let me just take a wild guess. Not a particle of evidence needed, no experiment we can make to test it and no way to disprove it, right?

    Yeah, there's a word for that. It's called bullshit.

  • @SentientRaven This is more like philosophy in my eyes.

  • what is this shit

  • he speaks like the priest at my grandpas funeral

  • 5:17 surprise buttsex

  • No Humans dont have an energy body the energy has a human body...the self isn't the physical body itz EVERYTHING

  • happeh theory has a theory on everything...

  • its the energy bondy controlling the physical body !! not vice versa

  • shut th e f uck up he y u budd y

  • He got paid 2 cents for everytime he said body - that was how he was paid for this.

  • This guy speaks with no enthusiasm!!

  • I just beat my energy body and successfully posted this comment :)))

  • @bertyisaustin ... funny ,... but according to happy theory that's not possible ....

  • A lot of words are being said in this video, and then nothing was actually said! That's the real magic of this!

  • whats the body comments ppl?

  • hahahahahah "BODY" hahahaha

  • Excellent info! If only more of us knew. How about how emotion affects the energy body? Nice.

  • I just couldn't stand the voice, slow so and boring

  • 5:08 ROTFL!!!!!

  • THis is total Bullshit

  • Hey girl lets get aligned. Lets go down to the bar for Happeh Hour and do body shots.

  • so... what exactly was the test? the information in this video is as much as air.

  • LOL...

    Happeh Theory - "Theres an energy body and physical body, it proves efficiency of the human body.. why? cause I fckn said so mate"

    Truly not even a theory, its not even an educated guess to how the body efficiently performs

    He gives us a set of situations following with a set of movement and states that it decreases the bodies efficiency

    This only tells us What is happening, not why or how, that is why this is a fault theory

    Oh man I could write an essay on stupidity from this video

  • ~Everybody!

    Rock your body!

    Rock your body!

    Rock Your Body Right!

    Backstreets back, ALRIGHT!~

  • save yourself 8 minutes of viewing folks, if you care about aligning the physical body with the energy body, skip the test and just dance. don't worry, if your physical body looks like an ass your energy body probably will too. in fact your energy eyes might be looking at your physical ass making your energy brain think that you physical ass is too fat. but don't worry, your physical brain might think your ass is fine.

  • @11thhourreprieve Your comment is good... but it lacks bodies in it :D

  • What if...you drive a Lancia Stratos which hasn't got the steering wheel and pedals centered properly ? LOL

  • this video could have done in one minute only.. repeated words masterbatig my head..........shutup..energy body ,body body..fcuk

  • Its called "I know HOW to do things and dont use more than required strength"

  • And how does one find out if the energy body has rotated 90 deg. while sitting behind a steering wheel?

  • @talkinglens1 if your energy body is so lout of line with your physical body , when you test your physical body at the wheel you may find your physical body no where near your energy body. the energy body may be at the wheel but the physical body is in the boot. unless you're in the US in which case, according to happeh theory, your energy body will be at the wheel but the physical body would be in the trunk. skip the test and just dance.

  • wahts up man oh who are you BODY.... oh shit! RUnnnn!!!!!!!!!

  • If there is something like the spirit, it cannot be an "energy body". The spirit should be truly metaphysical. Energy is not truly metaphysical. Energy is matter that moves. Electricity for example is just electrons moving. Spirit might be glimpsed in awareness and decision making.

  • Wow... people believe this?

  • Happeh theory is not a theory, it's not even a hypothesis. It's just a dumbass idea.

  • asian kung fu

    lol is there australian kung fu? lol the guy is fun and he says body about 50 times

  • wtf

  • Test show that my energy body is 1000 km to left from my physical body and standing on its head. What can i do to fix this good Sir?

  • @Arynkows The Video says:"Asian Kungfu, Pilates, or just any kind of dancing"

  • I call axiom

  • am i the only one who was laughing trough out this thing, ok im knida drunk but anyways..

  • how the fuck do I know where my energy boody is?

  • @Metactyl idonteven

  • At 5:09 energy body uses physical body as a rectal suppository. But physical body evens the score at 5:14. OMG look out energy body your going to get raped! Ha ha you deserved it

  • 5:10 - WTF!?!!

  • WOW lots of bodys in this!

  • boring

  • What do i do after I sit behind the steering ? can you explain what has to be done to make the alignment come back to the normal position

  • what the hell...

  • body body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body bodybody body body body body

  • @tibab88 lol that made my day. :D

  • @tibab88 Exactly... The body is over 9000!! D;<

  • Pile of shit.

  • all this guy is describing is what we call FOCUS

  • Why does the energy body have pussy only?

  • @clapton79 energy body doesnt have the johnson.

  • Is there any evidence for the existence of the energy body?

    Seriously, how did you come to such conclusions?

  • what an awesome game that would be, it would be hard to keep up with pouring the shots :)

  • i wasted 7 mins and 30 seconds of my life when i could have just been told

  • FUCK THE HAPPEH THEORY!!!

  • I have energy body in my erect penis.

  • acupuncture and yoga also align the energy body.

  • @joyspirited yoga is not for evrybody i would exercice cautious,u need to prepare yr body and eat properly

  • what if i usually sit in the passenger seat?

  • Is this about the body???

  • Kung Fu, Dancing or Pilates? Seriously? This video is embarrassing.

  • No one drives to the left or right of their steering wheel. This is absolutely stupid.

  • No, i he just means your posture when you sit. I do classical and modern dance, and it's amazing how much i've learned to read-into people just by looking at their posture and their movements--esp. hand, feet and head.

  • @GordonShep I wont be alive then !!! xD

  • I dont know why everytime he says "body" i laugh

  • The wii bord will help with that to

  • Fail TROLL

  • I don't know about you but TO ME this look like a troll

  • Take a shot every time you hear the word body... I DARE YOU

  • @GordonShep i'll take a.. white wine spritzer!!!!

  • @GordonShep i'm drunk.......

  • @GordonShep Challenge accepted

  • @GordonShep I tried now my physical body is dead and I'm speaking through my energy body.........Thanks now I'm only 50% because my physical body can't move at all.

  • Like this if u got pissed of and rly tired and sleepy after watching this video!!!!!

  • holy crap this video sucks balls

  • @transurfing100 lmfaooooooo!!!

  • What is this even talking about?

  • the author of the video is fucked uo in his mind. i'd love to put my energy body's foot in his physical body's ass

  • was this a joke? the end made me think it is

  • understand this from ur dream life dump heads

  • Lol, this is made up science that is for people who are too dumb to understand real science!

  • @InsaneLukas2 this is an actual science. not this video in particular but the subject has just as much backing as any other theoretical field. observe experiment observe results repeat study

  • No one's body is perfectly symmetrical or balanced

  • Yeah, that's a good idea... but I don't have a car :c

  • what if i dont put my hands on the wheel? how to get my physical body to stop fucking off and act right and put its fucking hands on the wheel like my energy body would do? can my energy body slap my physical body? I want my energy body to kick my physical bodys ass!

  • I have a very strong desire in both my physical body and my energy body to pass this information about Happeh Theory along to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, so that the benefits of Happeh Theory could be shared with millions.

  • my energy body is blue is this video is irrelevant.

  • @TheMunk212 so* this video is irrelivant.

  • I can make stuff up too

    

  • BOOOORRRRRINNNNGGG

  • @sAWfr3ak Shut the fuck up.

  • bull shit

  • @MysticalMannequin open your mind. Don't dwell in the box.

  • happeh is a moron

    

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, This is what happens when you do way to much fucking drugs, it completely fucks up your mind.

  • "The effects of Masturbation on the human body are almost identical to the effects of Excessive Sex, (!!!)

    Homosexuality, (!!!)

    Excessive Exercise, (!!!) Drug Injecting, Drug Snorting, Anorexia, and Analytical Thought (!!!)

    on the human body. That means all Happeh Theory material focused on the harmful effects of

    Masturbation also applies to those other activities."

  • energy body physical body, the two words that i don't want to hear for a while..

  • @solamari I hear ya! I couldnt even get through the whole video! Extremely interesting information, wayyyyyy anooying delivery!

  • my physical bodee and energy bodee are laughing so hard right now

  • lol that is so primitive...read some bf skinner

    

  • i keep moving so i keep the energy body on its toes. i hate it when i get drunk and rely on the energy body to drive me home. every time i ask the energy body to get me home when im drunk, i get a weird look from it as if it were more drunk than my physical body. thx 4 looking out energy body

  • @knowsbestsince84 don't drink and drive.

  • @BenJamInDurand29 don't drive next to me, and mind your own Business

  • @knowsbestsince84 LOL  that is hilarious !!! Great post !!

  • @knowsbestsince84 fuck, my energy liver now has cirrosis..thank you assholes!!!

  • very good video

  • Red eyes?... try clear eyes

  • what the hell is this? entertainment or confusing people?

  • che cagata è sta roba?

  • Classic, Genius!!!!!!!

  • is it possible to train the physical buddy to do all the work while the energy buddy has fun?

  • This is absurd, you say that one person is two?

  • @VicariousReality7

    He is a schizoprenic, so yeah......

  • fucking body

  • How is the physical body related to the psychotic body?

  • @Foaman Just joking.... In all seriousness, you repeat yourself a LOT, dude. Something a doctor once told me after a brain scan: dance and regular exercise help to increase activity in your general interpretive area.

  • :D i tied up the likes and dislikes :D

  • -_- bah dee body bawdy droooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooool

  • @WiCkEdKlOwNjUgGaLo aaaaahahahahahah

  • I had depression for a long time. So, when I had it, and my physical body, and energy body was not aligned, I simply just didn't notice that I spontaneously had out of body experiences when I was walking on the street, and that I have two fields of view.....Hmm....Interesting. lol XD

  • i do see a round white circle but how can i see things through it though

  • body body body happpeh theory body body

  • finally i can do the kamehemehe wave

  • My physical body really wants to kick you in the ass, but my energy body would only miss...so forget it, walk away.

  • so according to happy theory drag youre friend by his face 5:00

  • Is it that the human body has an energy body, or does the energy body have a human body? Which comes first?

  • Not sure if my humour body is aligned with this video.........

  • ohmygod. the only useful part is the very end. this was a superb test for my patience :-)) the voice made me really uneasy too.

  • what the hell!! Stupid video. "Ya, just do asian kung fu and dancing!"

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  • I stopped watching the video ,,, Keeping the likes and dislikes rocks :)

    like this comment to alert other viewers

  • 5:09 "COME ON BITCH, WE'RE GOIN' THIS WAY!"

  • Must keep the like body aligned with dislike body!

  • 443 likes and 443 disliked...whoa!

  • 438 likes = 438 dislikes = 0 . it's cool :)

  • So I listened to this for 7 minutes to learn that if I had a problem I'd have to start kung-fu or dancing.

  • sh** the video froze on 6:36. Can someone tell me if the test is really explained.

  • this video is good if you can't sleep at night. lol.

    since i don't own a car, could i sit in any car and when the owner asks what i'm doing. well i'm aligning my energy body with my body of course

  • @dig282 LOL LOL XoD  hhahahhaha i love your comment! thanks for making me laugh today. lol. i love u

  • @dig282 yo that's too funny...I'm in the house rolling

  • What causes the energy body to shift away from the physical body?

  • i like sitting to the left

  • this video has made me unhappeh

  • According to Happeh Theory if you watch this you waste 8 mins of your life !!!!!

  • @bloodshed2k i did lost it, wait... i want it back, 8 minute is not just 8 second!! :( !

  • shut the fuk up...body body body...anybody no wtf he is talking about

  • @GenerationNoise lol :)

  • @GenerationNoise It's saying that the energy always tries to center itself with everything and if the physical is not aligned with the energy, the physical positions itself according to how the energy requires to perform an action.

  • Maybe the energy body is your body in a different universe.

  • I don't get it. Is this a joke? Is he serious?

  • I am on the weird side of YouTube again!

  • PPL PLEASE DONT BREAK THE BALANCE ITS LIKE THE BALANCE OF OUR BODY HATE AND LIKE DONT BREAK IT

  • i cant resist...i'll break the balance and vote it Down ><

  • @xKopGx dont

  • All of that just to say move something? My spiritual body wanted to hold him down while my physical body kicked the shit out of him!!!

  • i changed the dislikes ... cuz of the math part ....2:21 no sesnse total bullshit :D why 20 % sorry i study math and this is shit :D if they would just talk bullshit i would watch it to end but this got me

  • "energy body"!?!?!? just a bunch of BS talk!

  • Hehe i made it uneven again XD

  • damn ... I can't get that word 'realigned' out of my head ...

  • lol i changed the likes

  • Lol it's a he-she

  • wow and to think....i sat there for 3 minutes BEFORE i saw that guy's comment saying skip through the bullshit (the whole video lmao)

  • waiting for 2 people to like... so i can dislike

  • This guy is gonna need 100 'body' guards when i see him!!

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