Breaking Dawn Sucks (Please read the description)

[xXfivefeettallXx]

This should be the trailer for Breaking Dawn :)

[Ari33BomB12]

best chracters: THe Volturi,Rosalie,Leah,and Jacob.

[Gabbycat38]

plis tell me it is the final book...

poor vampires i dont think they can support more lies...

[aoiniina]

worst book in history

[Gabbycat38]

@aoiniina totally agree



[peglegmegg16]

lol let me touch your face!

[Taygal678]

I only bought the first one, but I don't know if I'll buy the rest. No offense. But I believe that now that I've seen all these hate videos for Twilight, my opinion has changed.

[loupyloupowell]

This...this is pure win.

I'm sorry to say, but last year I like Twilight.

I have now rescinded that opinion, and decided I hated it. Because I read it, whilst /actually paying attention/,

So, yeah. This just convinced me I made the right decision.

THANK YOU FOR THIS AWESOME VIDEO!

[Bri10anna10]

i didnt read the book yet i just finished Eclipse so yea..

[Aslara]

Yes too much perfection sucks but after all the Twilight saga is maybe the personal desires of the author who is unhappy with her own husband and children

[Tcheera]

I wish I could give this video multiple thumbs up. I couldn't stop laughing. I haven't read the book, but I didn't care about having it spoiled. Watching twilight is spoiler enough for me. I thought it was hilarious.

[NFLnintendoforlife]

twielite is duh mots asumest book in the entier whol arth and al who? hat it much dead in hell and bun wit lif

[ahmshereiam16]

LOL! also Bella was like drinking blood to feed the mutant..AS IF the blood would go directly to the mutant's mouth!...nice job there Carlisle?!

[The74955]

like that song

[jasonthemauler]

Yep. My brain is fucked.

[Winchester85]

Yeah, she took the only cool chracters she had in the whole damn series and either turned them into pedo's or whimps. The Volturi were the coolest group of vamps there were, but she turned them into panzies. WTF! This woman needs to be beaten with the heaviest object known to man.

[Tcheera]

@Winchester85 I am not sure whether to laugh or mock you. Y'know... that you're crying about losing your precious twilight characters. I choose BOTH.... AHAHAHAHAHA.

[Winchester85]

@Tcheera how bout you do none of the above and keep your dim witted opnions to yourself. Do I come down to your trailer park and mock you?

[1amcow]

the main reason the book sucked was because there life was so purfect

[Kristenx100]

I soooo agree with this video! I like the other three books but when I read breaking dawn... omg it was one of the worse books I have ever read! i think Stephenie Meyer was high when she was writing it.

[BecauseItsABreakdown]

fuck you.

[delitachan]

Ah the ever "intelligent" response from a Twilight fangirl.

[BecauseItsABreakdown]

yep.

[tzoyia1]

The Cullens, the Volturi, the luck of conflict, the pointless dialogues, the metrosexual vampires(yack) the stupid fan girls/boys who buy and read the books and watch the movies....

God, where are the Wincester boys when you need them?

[seikjo]

The best one was that once with Alucard. Man I giggled, i'm still giggling.

[katlover62]

up urs!!!

[xzaraxnirvanax]

Breaking Dawn is worse than fan fiction!

[NikkiNak111]

by the time my daughter is 5 she'll be able to sex it up with Jacob lolz

[Ricamros]

the funniest thing I ever read about twilight was in a Cracked-article.

"When Bella wakes up, she is covered in feathers because the sex was so rough and passionate that Edward bit a pillow."

[superhotpink17]

interesting, lol tat wa funnneee

[mzretrOify]

Breaking Dawn was crap out of the whole series. I mean, i thought Edward was non-living, he doesn't sleep, go to the toliet or have tears, so why does he have living sperm. And Edward telling Jacob he can have sex with Bella, so she can have an aborption is wrong. Seriously, the novel is sending bad messages to the teenage society, i mean like Jacob falling in love with a baby is disgusting,PEDOPHILE!!! BAD NOVEL! But the other books in the twilight series are great!

[CrystalWatson101]

I agree 100%!

And they should've hada war...

[Grinspooners]

I don't think that originally, Twilight was meant for YOUNG teenage readers. More mature-nineteen or twenty year old's. But, you have a point-many in fact-that this book could/is a bad influence for the younger teenage society and that it is sending bad messages.

[mzretrOify]

Like me, lol. i read the books last year wen i was 12 years old.

[Grinspooners]

Exactly. Like myself aswell. I should have left the books and resumed forwards with my un-stained, pure life. Too late.

[UnknownTripleZero]

@Grinspooners

According to Meyer, Twilight is actually for all ages! No, I shit you not. She actually stated in an interview that she's damn happy that little ten and tweleve year old girls are reading Twilight: in fact, they are her favorite audiences. She's actually said she doesn't understand why every writer doesn't write for little girls. It's one of the reasons I freaking hate Meyer. This should NEVER have been marketed for anyone under 18.

[mzretrOify]

You changed the pictures too quickly.. Some ppl can't read that fast!

[CriesBaby]

u can pause it.

[SqueenTangerine]

I have a question, if you set Edward on fire does he die, or would he just sparkle more?

[1amcow]

both

[SqueenTangerine]

lol, or he'd die in a firey explosion of sparkles and diamonds, since I'm pretty sure that's all he's made of.

[XCharlieBitMyFingerX]

edward would probably fart rainbows and poop butterflies if u lit him on fire.

[NamelessShadowPuppet]

wtf!!

[DruilhetGirl]

Friggin Hilarious!!!!

[KidsAndPeace]

Breaking Dawn was the best one, so shut up about ti!!!

[CriesBaby]

stupid fangirl

[Breaststrokegirl]

WTF?!?!?!?

[Otamamon]

That was a thing of beauty. XD

[Nolifeking]

Team alucard ALL THE WAY.!Now, that's a true vampire XD

[BaraKumoi]

this book is like Bella's self praise book, her life is perfect, her child is perfect, her husband is perfect, her family is perfect, her white skin is perfect, all of their white skins are perfect. and she has sex all night long.

[21stEuphoria]

so true.

the teenage girls this generation are fucked >.>

[BaraKumoi]

Well not all of them . I am a teen aged girl too.

I think uneducated teen aged girls are the problem.

[AgeOfTheHorrorFilms]

no, just fangirls.

[21stEuphoria]

true, just the problem is that so many of them are uneducated :/

(not to piss off any girls with common sense out there)

[DemonWolfBlood]

Thumbs up to that!

[BubblegumPinkStar]

LOL!!! i love twilight, and thought this was kick-ass!!!

[ICouldLiveOnMusic]

haha, exactly what i was thinking about the ending. i was all expecting some huge battle to take place and some casualties and fatalities to happen, and then it was like, oh bella can just save everyone with her newly developed power. lamest ending to a series ever...but that's okay, it was a lame series anyway

[cuteminti3]

How did Stephanie Meyer pass high school, seriously?

Renesmee SHOULD have down syndrome, and so should Jacob.

Let me make it clear to all twifans. The cullens are NOT vampires, because Meyer stripped them of all the qualities that makes them vampires and was too lazy to invent a new creature and so labelled them as 'vampires'. She needs to grow some brains

[dustlandfairy]

I love this. Great video.

[TheDemoness]

This made me laugh hard! I'm a twilight fan but that sparkle shit is gay! He was supposed to burn not glittered covered in Revlon makeup!

[supperstar0987]

wtf!!!! $%*&^$#*%#$@!

[DemonWolfBlood]

I love how you try to protect the children of our future with censorships. Thank you. :)

[21stEuphoria]

lols

[nickisgirl]

Well I can see why the book sucks. I think you did a good job here and I love how you drew them and had those comics at the end. :) LOL I wish that happened in the book I would have laughed.

[NarutoXSasuke4life]

lol some mother bella is

xD!

5 starz

[3ILuvmusic]

haha that was downright hilarious.You were right about everything!

[sirusbones]

Thank God there actually some intelligent people left in the world that realize how retarted the Twilight Series is! FUCK TWILIGHT!

[xxbabydemonxx]

Dont hate cuz u cant read u lil prick ( sirusbones )

[sirusbones]

Oh, comments like that really prove how intelligent you are! For your information, I read at least two books a week, every week. To use your ignorant words, "Don't hate cuz ur a retard!" Go read stupid romance novels you little bitch!

[sirusbones]

Once again, your intelligence astounds me! Asking stupid questions like, "Did you write that yourself," is just idiocracy! Who the fuck else would write it? Your just a moron! Get over the fact that Twilight sucks, and you don't know good writing. You can't even write a proper sentence! Talk about a stupid cunt! I'm done talking to you! Don't bother writing a response, I won't read it and I won't respond back! FUCK OFF!

[21stEuphoria]

epic win lol

(no response haha)

[sirusbones]

Oh my God, I forgot about this. That guy really was a whinny bitch! Probably just some emo kid who couldn't get over the fact that I was smarter than him! Thanks.

[21stEuphoria]

haha np

but ya most likely :P

[sirusbones]

If I can convince one person every day that Twilight is the cancer of literature, then I feel that I've done my part. I don't think I convinced him, but oh well. By the way, what does "np" mean? I'm not really up on text talk.

[DemonWolfBlood]

NP means no problem.

[sirusbones]

Wow...duh!!!! Palm smack! Thanks. That makes me look like a major moron. I need to learn how to speak this text language! XD

[21stEuphoria]

Ah, if only more people were smart enough to relize that....

Im sure he desirves to be plagued by Twilight anyway.

and btw (by the way)

np means "no problem"

[sirusbones]

Yes, I wish I could go to all of those retarded Twilight fangirls and just give them a good smack upside the head! Maybe that would knock some sense into them! And yes, that guy I was talking to was a complete moron!

[21stEuphoria]

I know, problem is though, that would take FOREVER :(

my fists would be red if i tried doing that, there are sooooo many twilight fans.....

maybe if i had a shot gun....

what? they'd be rubber buckshots lol

[sirusbones]

You, my friend, are a visionary! Splendid idea! We'd take them down one by one! Give me a shotgun, and I'll become as dangerous as Dick Cheney!!! XD

[21stEuphoria]

lol oh why thank ye

I'll go all chuck norris on their asses XD

[sirusbones]

This is without a doubt, the noblest cause on the internet! I will join your is the quest of bringing down the idiocracy that has been brought upon us all by Stephanie Meyer!!!! DEATH TO FANGIRLS!!!!!

[21stEuphoria]

mwhahahahahhaha

and thus starts the begining of the end...

[sirusbones]

Finally, here begins the end of The Age of Stupidity!!! Stephanie Meyer shall burn at the stake!!!!

[21stEuphoria]

maybe we sould make it a cult... >:)

[sirusbones]

...*backs away slowly* No, I'm just kidding! XD Anyway, what would we call it? The Society of Fangirl Beaters? The Down with Stephanie Meyer Association?

[21stEuphoria]

lol umm maybe stephanie of a down? soad? lol system of a down reference :P

how about The Secret Society of Anti-Fan Girls : SSAFG

[sirusbones]

I don't know. I don't think we would keep it a secret, or else other people wouldn't join. We want this to be a world wide thing so that people everywhere beat the hell out of fangirls. I know, The World Wide Fangirl Hasters Association! WWFHA.

[DemonWolfBlood]

Ha ha. You guys are making me laugh.

[sirusbones]

See, 21stEuphoria! We have followers willing to join us!!!! Come, DemonWolfBlood, become a member of the group, and help us beat some sense into the stupid, twiddering fangirls!!!!!!!

[21stEuphoria]

mwahahhaha it has started

WWFHA ftw! >:D

[sirusbones]

Wow, we've got cookies! Freaking sweet! Now I'm really glad we started this thing! DOWN WITH FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[21stEuphoria]

selling my soul to the devil was the best decision i've made yet :P

[sirusbones]

Oh my!!! I thought I was the only one! XD No, I'm sure that plenty of other people will be willing to join us, even if we do take souls! At least we don't take intelligence, like Twilight! Besides, we also have fudge brownies!

[21stEuphoria]

lol so true, so true.

mmmmm fudge brownies :T

that'll get everyone on our side :D

[sirusbones]

My mother makes the best triple fudge brownies with chocolate chips in the middle! I'll bring them to our first meeting! It's too funny that I'm reading this and I just got finished watch the third Star Wars movie. "Together, we can rule the galaxy!"

[21stEuphoria]

haha awsome i love chocolate chips! man this is making me hungry!

now witness the fall of the old fangirl republic!

[sirusbones]

Yes, very hungry. Oh well, there's always cookies! Anyway, fangirls aren't smart enough to set up any form of government, so "The stupidity will be reorganized into the first Galagtic Empire, for a safe and secure society!"

[21stEuphoria]

lol (havent been on the computer in a while) We need to initiate order 42: all of the twilight charcters will be wiped out and all hope the fangirls have will die with them. I feel like eating tacos now for some reason... :D

[sirusbones]

"Execute order 42!" Yes, down with fangirls forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha! Random tacos! We were talking about desserts and you randomly want tocas? Randomness is the best thing in the world!

[21stEuphoria]

*in case you dont know* 42=meaning of life :P meaning of life=the destruction of fan girls :D

i wonder what dessert tacos would taste like...

[sirusbones]

Yes, the meaning of life truly is summed up in the destruction of fangirls!!! That is life's only purpose! XD Desert tacos...hmm. I really don't know what to say to that! :D

[21stEuphoria]

how many comments and replies does this make? lol we can make a book "the founding of the nation: destruction of fangirls society" DoFs (hey i think it works ;D)

[sirusbones]

I don't konw how many comments we've sent back and forth to each other, but it must be at least thirty by now! Hmm. DoFS. I like it! Hey, yeah, a book would be the perfect promotional method to get our message to the world!

[21stEuphoria]

joiiiiiiinnnn ussssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(we have cookiez ^^)

[DemonWolfBlood]

Yay!! Hope you have oreos! ^^

[21stEuphoria]

o.0 oreos?!?!?!

NoOOooOOoOoooooo!

(its my much hated nickname, somehow orion = oreo)

but that doesnt mean we dont have em ;D

how bout mint?

[21stEuphoria]

hahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahah­hahahahha holy shit ^^ *takes a snapshot and uses it as an example*

thanks for evidence, ^^

ya little twi-fucktard

[7ekimi]

SUCKERS!!!

[TheMadisonPettis]

ahahaha pedowolf!

[babbelknabbel25]

You fuck me not? Thank you. ONLY GAY VAMPIRES SPARKLE.

[xxbabydemonxx]

Whatz ur excuse prick ( babbelnabbel )

[edstug]

1:57 !!! Lollll Awesome video

[twilightx1996]

i have to admit Breaking Dawn has some gross parts [like, really gross] but the twilight saga is awesumm x]

[majewsmovies]

Twilight sucks ass.

[xxbabydemonxx]

Go fuck your mother cuz datz all the action you'll get ( majewmovies )

[majewsmovies]

yeah, cuz that's completely relevant to what I just said. Fucking dumb ass, at leaste say something smart.

[DemonWolfBlood]

Hey, now, people. Don't flame people just because they like Twilight. This video is only meant to show how the final book completely destroyed the entire series.

[jurassiczalar]

you're serious...... THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY THAT MY TWILIGHT OBSESSED FRIENDS WANTED ME TO FUCKING READ? HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE MOST POINTLESS ENDING TO A STORY I HAVE EVER FUCKING HEARD!!!

[DemonWolfBlood]

Ha ha. Yeah.

[cuteminti3]

You should really read it, this video is putting it nicely, its actually a lot worse.

[HypedOnLyfe]

Tee hee!

[FeR29o3]

ooooo we have to acept it bellas life is perfect I mean just eat and have sex eat and have sex¡¡¡

[pyritequeen]

i can't stop laughing. brilliant!

[Southparkaddict720]

2:03 GENIUS xDDDDDDDDDDD

[kathrynehowell]

This shit is fucking hilarious!!

I like the part where your all like "by the time shes five shell be able to sex it up with jacob" haha

[tzoyia1]

Why not? By the time she's five, she will be a 5 year old in the body of a 15 year old. ......This book is disgusting

[Muisann]

I am adding this video into my collection of Twilight rants/ceremonial burnings/ and parodies.

GREAT VIDEO!

[aliyamarie123]

i havent read that one yet so idk

but i did like twilight

[newtontague]

the chick from underworld with the desert eagle long teeth and urge to suck blood and kick-ass, thats a REAL vampire FREAKS!

[xxDemonGirlxx17]

haha omg i fucking love it!!! that was fucking hilarious. lol i agree the twilight series was an utter failure. especially breaking dawn.

[genesis971]

nice job 8)

[TheLeakyCouldron]

bahahaha i absolutely adore twilight but this is funnnny!

[purplecolor93]

i have to agree, breaking dawn sucked. all it talked about was bella addiction to sex, and her life as a vampire-which no one wants 2 hear about! and there wasnt even a fight! they just talked it out with the volturi... wtf was that about??!

[omgliketwilightyay]

You are an idiot! You know ROB PATTINSON can beat you up (I capitalize his name in respect, since I worship him). Vampires kill.

I hope Rob tracks you down!  Idiot!

[DemonWolfBlood]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I never said anything against vampires.

[xxDemonGirlxx17]

wow your cool you do realize that he did a horrible job of playing edward in that movie and that he ugly as fuck??? did you also know that he didnt even read the book before he read the script so he had no idea what his character was supposed to be like....

[SilverCrow33]

finally, someone else that thinks he did a shitty job portraying that sparkly idiot...AND he was fugly! just, ugh, gag me with a spork nasty

[DemonWolfBlood]

I actually expected a more muscular and good-looking actor. But that guy was just scrawny and ugly.

[puppylover114]

does she really get pragnet???

[DemonWolfBlood]

Yes.

[TeamPotter03]

robert is an actor he is not god and i highly doubt he really cares if some random person hates twilight

[XXDangerZone180XX]

Doesn't change the fact that he was terrible for the part. Does it look like we all care about Robert's feelings?

[Viirjo]

haha cool!

yeah BD did suck;)

only the fangirls like it..

(and i don't mean that as an insult, btw..xD. i wish i could like it).

[tzoyia1]

Meyer's vampires are in fact metrosexual supernatural beings, who could have been very easily working for Elite modeling agency.

[DawnOfTheGorillaz]

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!

[robinbird979]

I loved "Twilight" but "Breaking Dawn" was retarded.

[DemonWolfBlood]

I don't think Twilight itself sounds that bad either when one of my friends told me about it. But when I first heard the summary of Breaking Dawn, everything seemed to just break apart.

[Revoltance]

..Jacob: lolwut. XDD I hate Twilight. <3

[XCharlieBitMyFingerX]

fuck u, amber! >:O

[thingy12345678]

twilight sucks

[nekointhecorner]

LOL, that was hilarious. XD I honestly dislike the series. I just can't imagine Vampires sparkling during the day time and the sentence structure needs improvement.

[DemonWolfBlood]

Glad you liked it! I haven't read the series myself, because my friends all want me to keep away from it. But Twilight sounds bad already to me because it sounds like the characters Stephanie Myer says are vampires aren't vampires at all. But I guess I shouldn't really be the one to judge. XD

[nekointhecorner]

No problem. I wouldn't recommend the series. Your friends are right in warning you not to read it. The Vampires aren't Vampire like at all. It's one thing to alter the characteristics of a supernatural being, but Stephanie Myer's Vampires didn't make sense.

[mysterEgirl5189]

What do you mean?

They make perfect sense!

At first I was like WTF???? WHY DON'T THEY BUUUURN???????????

But then I just kinda kept and open mind about it and I really liked it!^^

I hated Edward.

I loved Jacob!

I thought Bella was an Idiot for picking Edward over Jacob... -_-'

But I read the whole series and all the books were a good read! ^^

[nekointhecorner]

@ mysterEgirl5189: Do Vampires sparkle in the daylight? Can Vampires be vegetarians?

Dracula and Lestat are more believable Vampires.

I just don't like the books. Myer didn't even do reserach on Vampire lore for the series.

[HaveALemonxXx]

fuck edward, jacob rocks.

edward is shit borin all he does is " i love u, u r my life now, we cant do this, we cnt do that, ooooohhhhhhh i hate being a vampire"

UGH!

TEAM JACOB !

X x X

[XXDangerZone180XX]

Yeah. Plus werewolves are cooler than vampires.

[Xxcupcake522xx]

@mysterEgirl5189

Twilight just sucks

dude it's gay.

-_____-

[dopesanta]

This is Amazing :D

[CriesBaby]

the movie wasn't that bad, but this was funny!!

[CriesBaby]

lmaro i'll let u have sex with my wife if u convince her to get an abortion. XD

[atrophicoblivion]

LMFAO!!! that was funny.lol. thanks for posting! :P

*proud twilight hater*

[loqutor]

I'm a proud Twilight h8r. I'm reading New Moon right now, and I need to force myself through it.

In case you think my actions contradict my claims, allow me to present this quote from Sun Tzu: "Know your enemy as you know yourself."

[Kelpieinlove]

hahaha i lmfao and rolfed,my bro came,showed him this frikken shit he was damn laughtin on da flor!!xDD,used to be a twilight fan xP,but now this shit sux,i was a fan cus im part gay haha,not funny well xDD this shit got me fuckin choking

[japanesechica41]

this is funny,demonwolfblood!!also,wha­t's lolwut?

[DemonWolfBlood]

It means "*laughing out loud* What?"

[japanesechica41]

thanku!!i love the song

[MuskokaHeart]

lol, this is hilarious, and it's so true.

[RWR01]

0:43 - And that's when all the "romance" in Twilight died a cold, miserable death.

[LonestarPhoenixxx]

bro, this shit is hilarious

you are fuckin awesome.

[Whiteanimegirl12]

lol funnny but i like twilight and it not bad edward is great and plus it was ok i guess my friends like it ! there nothing wrong with it but the movie was tooo long and all tat i like when they play baseball great graphics !

[yvettemcfly]

haha that was funny even though i like twilight but yea lol

[ShiningStar945]

Lol! i really luv Twilight though!!!!

[2tailedcat]

LAWLZ! Hai I R pedowulf xD wow that was good lmao

turned vampireism into a chick flick. it sucks. it really does!