"Gut" = "I have more power than you, and regardless of the fact that you are innocent, I WANT you guilty. Therefore you are fucking guilty."
No wonder the war on drugs lost a long fucking time ago, america is fucking bankrupt, and Hollywood can't come up with anything fucking better than the usual these days.
I live in Maine. Extremely low crime and very low prison population. Decriminalized marijuana. Throwing everyone in prison has no correlation. It's a lie.
Um, wtf is up with the video suggestions to the right??! I see multiple videos of tits, a girl talking about why she loves uncircumcised penis, and more tits.
so were not supposed to ask the police why they invaded that guys house? i smell bullshit on this episode. why were the police watching him in the first place?
@kurthanson2005 no its not lost they continue to throw people in prison for doing drugs and i couldnt be happier about it those drug faggots deserve everything they get for doing drugs
I agree, but the private prison industry (YEAH, no shit!) would rather kill every single one of us, and our children...they'd probably throw a few kittens in a blender, too... before they'd ever let that happen. I hate using the word evil" but the people in charge of this country are blatantly just that - evil. Cackling fucking demons.
Yeah, and let's legalize pediphillia, while we're at it.
After all, it's been illegal for years, yet people are still raping kids; so let's just declare the war on sex-offenders lost, and legalize pediphillia.
@SinnFein4ever hey numbnuts - you must be a pedo yourself to bring this up - you can't even spell "pedophilia" correctly. Equating drug use, which is a victimless "crime" with pedophilia, which is a crime that claims victims, is an asinine and idiotic argument that a shiftfer brains like you could come up with.
@SinnFein4ever Are you fucking mad? By your logic everything should be illegal because if pedophilia is comparable to getting stoned then everything is comparable to everything ergo if one thing is illegal then everything should be.
Unless you are a pedophile in which case you should kill yourself.
@blenderpanzi by how high the prison population is. the higher it is the more money the warden and prison guards make and the longer criminals get to freeload off society. and who pays their salary and living expenses-taxpayers!
I would love to read all the interesting comments on this page, but don't have a whole days time to read it. But 2 things: Stop prosecuting innocent people and Lars Larson needs to spend 10 years in jail for doing nothing illegal, so he knows what the other side feels like.
@OTs03AS Have you seen the documentary about kids who were put in prison (for a long time) for things like throwing meat(food) and other minor offences? They were later released because the judge was found guilty of accepting bribes from the owner of prisons in the area. I forgot the name though.
that csi thing is so true, my aunt is a csi and she fucking hates what the csi vegas show has done to her work, she works in a fucking closet looking at useless hair and spit samples all day, and jury's expect to see semen and blood, and knives with bone fragments.
that guy in the vest they made him look like a jackass, LOL, I mean there was one REAL scientist working in the field admitting forensic evidence is not always acurate.
unfucking real, so all of the sudden this poor guy in a wheelchair was a drug lord? same old fucking story wasting tax payer money, the government is a big pile of shit
Hey Lars, explain why every state in the northeast is showing lower crime rates AND lower incarceration rates. Oh, I guess you didn't know that; otherwise you might feel compelled to shut your blathering pie hole for five seconds.
... wow, i take meds for my panic attacks, and after the wheel chair guys story i felt like taking 1 and then flushing the rest b4 the cops knock down my door
@leerman22 I pay 2x as much as my american friends for half the speed. Have you seen the rick mercer report. It´s a more serious version of P&T but for Canadians.
I think guts (intuition) are overrated. It's good to hear another person say it, I was beginning to feel alone in a world full of people who trust their intuition as if it were a valid source of information.
This police lab liar says that we should be proud of our police labs? Police labs are totally compromised. Police labs obtain any result the chief tells them to obtain. Cops in Dallas, for example, were throwing white flour into people's cars and said it was cocain, so that they could steal the cars. This is admitted. The Dallas police labs were confirming that the white flour was cocaine, because their supervisors told them to. This is admitted. Nobody got in trouble for it. They're all bent!
Sure. Our lower crime rate is because they have put millions of non-violent people, like pot smokers and deadbeat dads behind bars. It's not because they actually allow the violent criminals to stay on the streets to justify their need for more cops and tougher laws while simultaneously cooking the statistics, again and again, to make it appear that crime is dropping when it's actually dramatically rising.
Yeah, that's American legal system for you; crippled guy who needs a wheelchair to move around gets arrested for having medicine that he needs to take for his chronic pains and is forced to go through "legal" shit that took ten years of his and his family's life - FUCK YOU!
Yes, it's true, throwing everyone in jail for doing things that shouldn't be illegal does not help any society in any way, shape, or form.That and letting cops kill people for no good reason.
@BiWinningAssKicker lol i like how the mansion dweller is watching videos of penn and teller on youtube when you could afford to own showtime and watch it there roflcopter
@BiWinningAssKicker I find it hilarious how everyone uses my fucking username as an argument. My fucking god, it's meant to be a joke. You've got a lot of room to talk; you're just one of the many basement dwellers beating another stupid meme to death.
How about being tough on police crime? Jail the kops who murder old ladies when they get the wrong house! Or how about life in prison for the congressmen who support the wars like the one in Libya and the war on drugs? Oh no... we cant have that can we cause the private prisons need the money by putting civilains in jail
I got arrested for carrying a utility knife clipped to my pocket,(one that I bought in a hardware store and use for work). That was two years ago and now I got a desk appearance ticket for carrying my own medication (the prosecution did not chose to go forward with the case) WTF is going on? They are using 9/11 as an excuse to take away our civil rights.
Found out the other day that norway is currently closing prisions and has far less crime than the usa. But then if you make everything a crime there are criminals everywhere.
According to the economist Steve Levitt who co-wrote Freakonomics, the big reason behind the decline in crime in the 90s and into today is b/c of Abortion.
less people born into bad situations/poverty = less crime offenders. his theory not mine
Interesting true Bullsh!t story from Colorado. I know a cop who pulled over a man under the influence of a sleeping drug (Ambien I think) and it turns out he is the D.A. The case keeps getting a continous so he can secure his pension before he retires in a few years. His pension would be null & void if he was convicted of a felony before it could be claimed at the retirement age of 68 (I think that's the age)
@olafurhh03 in the US, a few states have legalized small posession, but by and large yes. And there is mandatory minimum sentences for judges for x drug or y posession of z drug. etc.
So for example getting arrested with 2 grams of weed will get you in jail? That is so stupid, costs the taxpayers a lot and does not achieve anything. And puts innocent people in jail.
I think Penn and tell should just come on camera once and shout, IT’S ALL ECAUSE OF MONEY but then they wouldn’t get paid to make more episodes. Where there is money there is Bullshit to obtain more Money that’s the top and bottom of it.
Hear is a good drinking game watch CSI NY, Miami its all good and take a drink every time some one waves there 5th amendment right or a piece of technology that doesn’t exist yet is used to catch them.
America is a police state, like old time Russia. Police can do whatever they wish, and recruit military jar-heads with low IQ's and high thirst for power (to equalize the knowlegde they are just dummies) to terrorize people and impose fear and violence on them. hence the criminals become more violent (just like Russia). Prison is big business in America, for profit. Land of the free? hardly.....check out places in Europe and countries like Canada and compare.
@cwood4ever you cannot even get the popualtions of either country correct, let alone understand the ratio used to prove america the highest prison population in the world (its percapita.....and the population of canada is 32 million with america being about 325 million)...america is a police state, people there have fewer rights than most if not all modern nations, yet claim "freedom" and blather its through the media.you dont here real free countries blathering about their freedoms, we're free
@betteryoubetter Oh please it was a general statement. The USA is the most free nation to have ever existed. Is it any accident that the USA has the highest immigration rates of any nation? No. Is it any accident that the US constitution is used for other nations when they are making a constitution.? No . 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the USA. Canada wouldnt survive without the US economy. The USA has a high crime rate because we have a lot of people that dont want to follow the law.
@cwood4ever sorry, but you are wrong on so many points here its difficult to know where to start. You know first that we've been around longer than you, and our bill of rights has been as well. As we were never slave owners, we've had a head start perhaps, but on freedom, you've dead wrong. but its not your fault, you've been programed to believe this. Where as in Canada, the commonwealth and much of the freeworld, we are taught our history and also global history and tolerance. Good luck!!
@betteryoubetter Have fun in your delusion. Canada is a joke nation. No one even respects Canada. The USA is the leader of the free world while Canada is like the gay cousin who everyone hopes will marry someday but deep down we all know wont. Slavery wasnt started by Americans it has been going on for thousands of years. Canada even attempted to stop black from coming to Canada. So yes even Canada has been guilty of racism. Stop living in the past and move on. Slavery has been gone for 150 yrs
@cwood4ever Oh please!!! You've got to be kidding. On trade we're about even. Canada did not stop slaves, we took them in allowing excile. I suggest you first visit Canada, then/or ask Canadians what we think. Actually, most Canadians find Americans both pathetic and entertaining. You are not the "leaders of the world" please prove this with facts not "self servicing blather". Short term-long term? Well, our currency is stronger than yours. Our culture more favored. What have you done really??
@betteryoubetter "For a period of one year from and after the date hereof the landing in Canada shall be and the same is prohibited of any immigrants belonging to the Negro race, which race is deemed unsuitable to the climate and requirements of Canada" -Prime Minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier. You are so fing dumb. The Canadian looney isnt more valuable than the American dollar. The USA is the leader of the free world regardless of the jealous Canadians say. Any Canadian worth its salt leaves.
@cwood4ever You dont understand why though right? When the far-reaching United States Fugitive Slave Law was passed in 1850, she helped guide fugitives farther north into Canada, and helped newly freed slaves find work. The influx was un managable. your dollar is worth 99 cents Canadian. we're not jealous, no way! You're not leaders of the free world. Please, prove this in any capacity and I will yield. You can't. I've been to every state in america, know its people, know your social problems.
@betteryoubetter Slaves also escaped to the Northern states that outlawed Slavery too. Just because Canada didnt have slaves in large amounts which they did up until British outlaw of it. I got proof of that too. But I digress that your not making a good point claiming something that happened 150 years ago. Thats like saying the British are evil because of that they did to the Irish. Only a few British are guilty of this. Most people didn't own slaves and had nothing to do with it.
@betteryoubetter Look at all your famous Canadians. Where do they live? THE USA bitch. Even your loved Gretzky lives in the USA. Canada is a fail. Grow up and know that Canada is a little child nipping at the heels of America so I understand why your pissed off. You cant compete no matter how much you cry and cry you wont ever be as cool as America. The USA is like Disneyland and Canada is like a county fair. It doesn't compete on the same level at all. Run away now and go get some pot
@cwood4ever the slave point was sage. it wasn't my key point. We don't try to "compete". Gretzky married an american. We are not worried about "being cool". I like Americans, have many freinds there, but sadly dislike moronic, uneducated, self serving americas like yourself. Head to head, at any level we'd take you. We know it, and its our culture to be humble. Put to the task, we step up, are a nation of patriots, and live free & happy and yes! those who smoke pot can...jails are for criminals.
@betteryoubetter Right off I can tell youre a liar. You haven't been to every state in the Union. Thought I forgot about that statement didnt you? Second off you cant tell our social problems by going into our airports for layovers and just traveling on vacation. Youre a fool and have to lie in order to make a point. I have destroyed every single one of your points with facts and logic. Canadians have this need to try and show they are superior to Americans. Its pathetic yet almost sad. I win
@betteryoubetter So just because hes married to an American doesn't mean with all his millions he cant move to Canada? Whats your excuse for Jim Carry or Micheal J Fox who get American medical care for his illness? Even your scientist move to America and work for NASA and such. Just face facts anyone with any ambition get the FO of Canada.
@cwood4ever jim carrey: married an american, works in Hollywood. MJ Fox: Married an american, used to live in Hollywood....spends more time in Vancouver these days with mom and dad than anywhere else. Scientist: Across the board, good research grant in the US and Canada/Europe/Asia. You find international scientists all over the world; I'm one of them. You're an idiot. Sorry but you are.
@cwood4ever think what you like wizard....every time you see a big wind turbine spinning and making you power, think of me! (declare victory and run skippy!)
@betteryoubetter HAHAHAHA youre a fool. A wind turbine the most useless form of electricity? Thats your winning point?Are you serious? Not only do you lie but you use a wind turbine. The most unreliable form of power. HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA just go away youre pathetic
@cwood4ever not a winning point at all skippy. Just a point....hmmmm....lets go back a few years....ok, the next time you use your cellphone on the Verizon network, think of me. You're an idiot. I'm sorry, you are (wind is 73% efficent, raw "fuel" is free, and costs about 200 times less per GW to develop than Nuclear.) Anything else there homer? or you just going to get mad and scream and kick somemore?? ROTFLMAO!!!!
@betteryoubetter The best form of electricity is not wind. This has been proven because the upkeep costs unreadability of wind. There is a reason why the government has to help with costs. Its just stimulated by government to hide the fact thats its not a good investment. So now that I destroyed that you go to Verizon now? First it was you "traveled all over the USA", then it was "wind turbines", now its verizon. If your gonna lie stick to one point please.
@cwood4ever I'm glad a scrolled threw the comment's and read this, i get into arguments with people all the time about how usless wind tubines are and how it's just .gov wasting our money....i usually ask if it was profitable then why aren't private companies andf investors jumping on the cheap energy gravy train.
@hermanpotato yeah I was arguing with a Canadian who was bashing America because we are "evil", he claimed that he has been all over the USA and seen all our problems and we are polluted etc etc. Go read the comments but he said he worked on wind turbines and how hes way smarter than me. So I said something to the point of if you're so smart why are you working for a worthless form of electricity. Cant remember it all so you'll have to read them all but it was a sweet victory for America.
@cwood4ever "bitch" ouch! OK, I'll give you that one, Dave and Bill were brilliant guys; I've worked for their company. Stanford guys.....me, more of a Cal Berk fan! (Beat Stanford!!)....you're way off topic, and not making any sense anymore....I win, I'm out, go back to your barn and widdle.
@betteryoubetter Go run away and use the insults I win. Im staying on this American ride called the internet. YOU LEAVE MAN! By the way you never worked for them.
@kurthanson2005 well of course crime will go down its not illegal anymore!
11shadowchaos 18 hours ago
Love the Law & Order reference!
114Freesoul 6 days ago
Larz Larson is a douchebag.does it really look like criminals are taking the hint?? They get paid to believe,nothing more!!
MrAmericanzombie 2 weeks ago
ummmmm... what's with all the related videos full of half naked women?
LordSolarAwesome 3 weeks ago
@LordSolarAwesome Never seen Bullshit before? Its loaded with nudity. So it connects.
TheCinemaJudge 3 weeks ago
@LordSolarAwesome
It's to make up for having to look at Penn's ugly mug for 15 minutes. :p
Our God...is an awesome God!...
jackiedegracia 3 weeks ago
This is utter crap!
glutinousmaximus 4 weeks ago
"Gut" = "I have more power than you, and regardless of the fact that you are innocent, I WANT you guilty. Therefore you are fucking guilty."
No wonder the war on drugs lost a long fucking time ago, america is fucking bankrupt, and Hollywood can't come up with anything fucking better than the usual these days.
YouLoseByDefault 1 month ago
I live in Maine. Extremely low crime and very low prison population. Decriminalized marijuana. Throwing everyone in prison has no correlation. It's a lie.
luigiman425 1 month ago
Um, wtf is up with the video suggestions to the right??! I see multiple videos of tits, a girl talking about why she loves uncircumcised penis, and more tits.
Youtube... wtf?
ddemonicflame 1 month ago
so were not supposed to ask the police why they invaded that guys house? i smell bullshit on this episode. why were the police watching him in the first place?
PRINCECOUNTYBEATS 1 month ago
WHAT. They cheated us for 3:15 and 3:17. ;)
Kazshmir 1 month ago
There's no real justice, I was convicted of Assault for defending myself. Lars Larson is a fucking idiot.
MrROTD 1 month ago
Dexter Morgan disliked this.
belolacove 1 month ago 14
@belolacove I don't think Dexter would seeing as he kills criminals anyway?
Deadpoolio47 1 month ago
Legalize drugs to slash crime and empty the prisons. The war on drugs is lost.
kurthanson2005 2 months ago 34
@kurthanson2005 no its not lost they continue to throw people in prison for doing drugs and i couldnt be happier about it those drug faggots deserve everything they get for doing drugs
CriminalIntent89 1 month ago
@kurthanson2005 if you legalize drugs the quality of drugs will decrease due to over production... NO ON WANTS THAT!
dchasemac 3 weeks ago
@dchasemac
lol...
You'll just have to do more!
jackiedegracia 3 weeks ago
@kurthanson2005
I agree, but the private prison industry (YEAH, no shit!) would rather kill every single one of us, and our children...they'd probably throw a few kittens in a blender, too... before they'd ever let that happen. I hate using the word evil" but the people in charge of this country are blatantly just that - evil. Cackling fucking demons.
jackiedegracia 3 weeks ago
@kurthanson2005
Yeah, and let's legalize pediphillia, while we're at it.
After all, it's been illegal for years, yet people are still raping kids; so let's just declare the war on sex-offenders lost, and legalize pediphillia.
(rolls eyes)
SinnFein4ever 2 weeks ago
@SinnFein4ever hey numbnuts - you must be a pedo yourself to bring this up - you can't even spell "pedophilia" correctly. Equating drug use, which is a victimless "crime" with pedophilia, which is a crime that claims victims, is an asinine and idiotic argument that a shiftfer brains like you could come up with.
I think pedophiles should be locked up for life.
kurthanson2005 2 weeks ago 3
@SinnFein4ever Are you fucking mad? By your logic everything should be illegal because if pedophilia is comparable to getting stoned then everything is comparable to everything ergo if one thing is illegal then everything should be.
Unless you are a pedophile in which case you should kill yourself.
dave474c 2 weeks ago
@dave474c
I was being sarcastic, you idiot.
Or is sarcasm too advanced a concept for you to grasp?
SinnFein4ever 2 weeks ago
No matter what the punishment for crimes are there will always be individuals who will take the risk.
JJPHILLYLG 2 months ago
"Crime is going down [...] prison population is higher then ever."
How is crime measured here?
blenderpanzi 3 months ago
@blenderpanzi by how high the prison population is. the higher it is the more money the warden and prison guards make and the longer criminals get to freeload off society. and who pays their salary and living expenses-taxpayers!
gzephier 3 months ago
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@gzephier Obviously not. Because: "Crime is going *down* [...] prison population is *higher then ever*."
I'd like to know how "crime" is measured. Number of reported offences?
blenderpanzi 3 months ago
@blenderpanzi It´s the number of crimes reported, and the number of convictions.
Capitanvolume 2 months ago
@gzephier Most prisoners work in prison, for obscenely low wages like $0.18/day, and they have to buy toiletries and pay for medical attention.
amazinggoatgirl 1 month ago
@blenderpanzi The number of prisoners and the number of convictions.
Capitanvolume 2 months ago
I would love to read all the interesting comments on this page, but don't have a whole days time to read it. But 2 things: Stop prosecuting innocent people and Lars Larson needs to spend 10 years in jail for doing nothing illegal, so he knows what the other side feels like.
TRYER25 3 months ago 3
@TRYER25 nah criminals deserve i you dumb faggot
CriminalIntent89 1 month ago
@CriminalIntent89 Criminals deserve i you? I don't understand. Sorry to hurt your little feelings.
TRYER25 1 month ago
The problem with the justice system in two words: private prisons.
Capitanvolume 3 months ago
@Capitanvolume
100% true
OTs03AS 2 months ago
@OTs03AS Have you seen the documentary about kids who were put in prison (for a long time) for things like throwing meat(food) and other minor offences? They were later released because the judge was found guilty of accepting bribes from the owner of prisons in the area. I forgot the name though.
Capitanvolume 2 months ago
@Capitanvolume
I read about that actually, private prisons are really just a disgusting idea
OTs03AS 2 months ago
that csi thing is so true, my aunt is a csi and she fucking hates what the csi vegas show has done to her work, she works in a fucking closet looking at useless hair and spit samples all day, and jury's expect to see semen and blood, and knives with bone fragments.
bricbob1986 4 months ago
Audio SYNC
Pikmin012 4 months ago
Do they always go to the cato institute?
YamiPoyo 4 months ago
@YamiPoyo They do go there often, yes. I'm sure it has to do with the fact that Penn himself is a member
vendetta89 4 months ago
can you say it with me: Correlation does not equal causation !
MatoVuc 4 months ago
that guy in the vest they made him look like a jackass, LOL, I mean there was one REAL scientist working in the field admitting forensic evidence is not always acurate.
rick4777 5 months ago
Thanks P & T!
Fred50099 4 months ago
unfucking real, so all of the sudden this poor guy in a wheelchair was a drug lord? same old fucking story wasting tax payer money, the government is a big pile of shit
rick4777 5 months ago
11:07-11:27 LOL!!!
chadwick0091 5 months ago
welcome to fascist America. Our gestapo has no problem shitting all over our fundamental rights in order to "uphold justice"
annoythefish 5 months ago 2
@annoythefish yeah but there uniforms arent as stylish
Dracofangstudios 5 months ago
@annoythefish Police State,aint that what living is all about? LOL
rick4777 5 months ago
@annoythefish My I start ranting?
GarlicPudding 4 months ago
@annoythefish "rights are not rights if they can just be taken away! they're privileges" -George Carlin.
gzephier 3 months ago
@annoythefish The gestapo were much nicer, they did not have financial interest with you being in prison.
Capitanvolume 2 months ago
Love the last word from Penn's mouth.
"Fuck.."
WaLk3R17 5 months ago
Where is part 2?
redelman43199 5 months ago
@redelman43199 go to my youtube channel to find the parts and other penn and teller episodes
ASCIISyaezTV 5 months ago 2
Love this show
australianbowhunter 5 months ago
Justice is blind. Always has been.
VagrantNoName 5 months ago
teller will never talk, that's an awesome partner!!
nick61729 5 months ago 2
Teller looks like Rostropovich in the intro
KyleWStephens 6 months ago
best ending of a video ever...EVER!!!!!
bloodlinehunter 6 months ago
Lupin the 3rd
AlekSensej 6 months ago
9:00 wait I know those cop cars.. they look like Toronto Cop cars.. :O Thought this show was about America
Ltb0b 7 months ago
or, we could ship every prisoners to the korhal system to work as marines.. wait, this is reality. crap
zargotlord 7 months ago
Hey Lars, explain why every state in the northeast is showing lower crime rates AND lower incarceration rates. Oh, I guess you didn't know that; otherwise you might feel compelled to shut your blathering pie hole for five seconds.
cyanmanta 7 months ago
lol that does look like conan o'brien
sharkcross92 7 months ago
The way our criminal justice system works is often as efficient as our gun control laws, which are pure BULLSHIT.
jamesdragonforce 7 months ago
... wow, i take meds for my panic attacks, and after the wheel chair guys story i felt like taking 1 and then flushing the rest b4 the cops knock down my door
LokiEarth 7 months ago
@7:14 Those pills are from Medco. That mail order drug company prefers to sell 90 day prescriptions. Go after Medco not the guy who needs the drugs.
LooZue 7 months ago
We need "Bullshit" on Canadian internet service and the CRTC!
leerman22 7 months ago 2
@leerman22 That is the single most brilliant commetn I've seen on youtube.
trpirate 7 months ago
@leerman22
what about it?
yoeldg 7 months ago
@leerman22 I pay 2x as much as my american friends for half the speed. Have you seen the rick mercer report. It´s a more serious version of P&T but for Canadians.
Capitanvolume 2 months ago
"FUCK"
The perfect way to end Part 1 of this video.
Dudeinator6599 8 months ago
Thanks for uploading this ASCIISyaezTV.
rohgenextfan 8 months ago
I think the Norwegian criminal injustic takes the cake....
For copying a 5$ bill you can get 5-12 years in prison.
For a rape 3 months (YES MONTHS!) to 5 years...
sirjohan8 8 months ago
@sirjohan8 But they have a low crime rate, so you can´t complain.
Capitanvolume 2 months ago
I think guts (intuition) are overrated. It's good to hear another person say it, I was beginning to feel alone in a world full of people who trust their intuition as if it were a valid source of information.
qwexas 8 months ago
roe vs wade is the reason for our lower crime rate
aaronjsimonetti 8 months ago
@aaronjsimonetti You know, I saw a paper that said that along with some other variables did indeed lower the crime rate. It made me giggle inside.
LaoGahn 8 months ago
"That dude in the wheelchair can't be in pain or need meds, git him!"
I can see the logic there @_@
Freeisme 8 months ago
I'll bet Lars is a /new/sman.
OniLunchbox 8 months ago
I think Cole Phelps puts it in words we can all respect: Work the evidence.
BaronXS 8 months ago
This police lab liar says that we should be proud of our police labs? Police labs are totally compromised. Police labs obtain any result the chief tells them to obtain. Cops in Dallas, for example, were throwing white flour into people's cars and said it was cocain, so that they could steal the cars. This is admitted. The Dallas police labs were confirming that the white flour was cocaine, because their supervisors told them to. This is admitted. Nobody got in trouble for it. They're all bent!
schlubber215 8 months ago
Sure. Our lower crime rate is because they have put millions of non-violent people, like pot smokers and deadbeat dads behind bars. It's not because they actually allow the violent criminals to stay on the streets to justify their need for more cops and tougher laws while simultaneously cooking the statistics, again and again, to make it appear that crime is dropping when it's actually dramatically rising.
schlubber215 8 months ago
Cops are more likely to pull someone over for a bullshit traffic ticket rather than protect someone from an actual robbery or murder.
cOrAluvsthee 9 months ago 2
┌∩┐◣_◢┌∩┐ the police !!!!
quadcatfly 9 months ago 13
Yeah, that's American legal system for you; crippled guy who needs a wheelchair to move around gets arrested for having medicine that he needs to take for his chronic pains and is forced to go through "legal" shit that took ten years of his and his family's life - FUCK YOU!
vonVince 9 months ago 5
Yes, it's true, throwing everyone in jail for doing things that shouldn't be illegal does not help any society in any way, shape, or form.That and letting cops kill people for no good reason.
SidNightWalker 9 months ago
Ron Paul 2012
Abolish government police
RunLiberty 9 months ago
@RunLiberty Ron Paul is totally gonna win some internet polls.
slitor 9 months ago 2
@RunLiberty So...who would run the police, if not the gov't?
Would we just let the free market decide?
GarlicPudding 4 months ago
Penn's poetry shit is way better than Dr. Seuss
JM1993951 9 months ago 2
Can someone please tell me what keyboard Teller is using for the bullshit unit bit?
LA6NPA 10 months ago
The Guy in the white coat, his voice doesn't match his face.
schwazer210 10 months ago
His name is Lars Larson, he's not Johnny Carson, but he's got his own mic-ro-phone!
someguy827 10 months ago 3
I think a mandatory slap should be followed by every time a real cop says, my gut's tell me (insert bullshit here).
kaiyokoon 10 months ago
Fuck the police
615Deathdealer 10 months ago
@BiWinningAssKicker lol i like how the mansion dweller is watching videos of penn and teller on youtube when you could afford to own showtime and watch it there roflcopter
BooYah2g1c 10 months ago
that is sick! the system has many criminals in it! criminals with badges!
208jodi 10 months ago
@BiWinningAssKicker I find it hilarious how everyone uses my fucking username as an argument. My fucking god, it's meant to be a joke. You've got a lot of room to talk; you're just one of the many basement dwellers beating another stupid meme to death.
At least I was trying to be original.
TheCircusReject 11 months ago 3
Lars' bumper sticker is Bush with the line 'Miss me yet?'
I think that should just about sum up his entire persona
grit1 11 months ago
What a great clip, the last word you'll hear is "Fuck!"...
janmac86 11 months ago
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cwood4ever 11 months ago
How about being tough on police crime? Jail the kops who murder old ladies when they get the wrong house! Or how about life in prison for the congressmen who support the wars like the one in Libya and the war on drugs? Oh no... we cant have that can we cause the private prisons need the money by putting civilains in jail
greatestsongsofLIFE 11 months ago 12
I got arrested for carrying a utility knife clipped to my pocket,(one that I bought in a hardware store and use for work). That was two years ago and now I got a desk appearance ticket for carrying my own medication (the prosecution did not chose to go forward with the case) WTF is going on? They are using 9/11 as an excuse to take away our civil rights.
69panzerfaust 5 months ago
Found out the other day that norway is currently closing prisions and has far less crime than the usa. But then if you make everything a crime there are criminals everywhere.
Nexius8 11 months ago
this is really fucked up.. how can people be so evil
robertcute164 1 year ago
According to the economist Steve Levitt who co-wrote Freakonomics, the big reason behind the decline in crime in the 90s and into today is b/c of Abortion.
less people born into bad situations/poverty = less crime offenders. his theory not mine
Kingdom007Hearts 1 year ago
@Kingdom007Hearts *ehem* Hypothesis.
D3admaus 1 year ago
@Kingdom007Hearts
I read the book, it is one of my favorites.
dragonsder 11 months ago
Interesting true Bullsh!t story from Colorado. I know a cop who pulled over a man under the influence of a sleeping drug (Ambien I think) and it turns out he is the D.A. The case keeps getting a continous so he can secure his pension before he retires in a few years. His pension would be null & void if he was convicted of a felony before it could be claimed at the retirement age of 68 (I think that's the age)
TheMikey568 1 year ago
Do they put people in jail for owning a few grams of weed?
olafurhh03 1 year ago
@olafurhh03 in the US, a few states have legalized small posession, but by and large yes. And there is mandatory minimum sentences for judges for x drug or y posession of z drug. etc.
blindey 1 year ago
@blindey
So for example getting arrested with 2 grams of weed will get you in jail? That is so stupid, costs the taxpayers a lot and does not achieve anything. And puts innocent people in jail.
olafurhh03 1 year ago
I've got the cue card for that opening soliloquy
badcoincidences 1 year ago
WHERES DA WEED
UndeadClown95 1 year ago
I think Penn and tell should just come on camera once and shout, IT’S ALL ECAUSE OF MONEY but then they wouldn’t get paid to make more episodes. Where there is money there is Bullshit to obtain more Money that’s the top and bottom of it.
Hear is a good drinking game watch CSI NY, Miami its all good and take a drink every time some one waves there 5th amendment right or a piece of technology that doesn’t exist yet is used to catch them.
darkblood626 1 year ago
dats y i say FUCK DA PLOICE
thepapper 1 year ago
criminal INjustice
legalize pot for us loosers
Truntur 1 year ago 58
@Truntur
or losers.
Buddyvision2010 1 year ago
@Truntur Why don't we just put all of you out of your misery and keep the kids from smoking?
ihatefurrys 9 months ago
@ihatefurrys
Why dont everyone who drinks put themselfs out of their misery to keep the kids from driking? Alcohol is much more harmful than weed
OTs03AS 2 months ago
@OTs03AS Fuckin' hippie.
ihatefurrys 2 months ago
@ihatefurrys
I'm a russian fitness trainer
OTs03AS 2 months ago
@Truntur If you legalize it, you'll turn more kids into more losers.
ihatefurrys 9 months ago
@ihatefurrys Nah, Just makes the country slower and people fatter.
CF4LIf3 9 months ago
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@Truntur shut the fuck up you pathetic fucking loser.
mrMehumatti 8 months ago
@Truntur You wrote in justice and I read ninja! I don't even smoke!! I don't want to know what I would be like high
cartuner22 8 months ago
:( you mean "losers"
a86927 8 months ago
:( you mean "losers" but I'm with you on the pot thing
a86927 8 months ago
@Truntur losers*
link4265 6 months ago
If he got the drugs from his doctor, why they fuck did they bust him with out evidence?
scottieman2 1 year ago 2
America is a police state, like old time Russia. Police can do whatever they wish, and recruit military jar-heads with low IQ's and high thirst for power (to equalize the knowlegde they are just dummies) to terrorize people and impose fear and violence on them. hence the criminals become more violent (just like Russia). Prison is big business in America, for profit. Land of the free? hardly.....check out places in Europe and countries like Canada and compare.
betteryoubetter 1 year ago 2
@betteryoubetter damn it i wanna argue with you and say your full of shit....but your fuckin right.....
vampirehunterme 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter ok and? I checked it out people go to prison there. There are 300 million people and about 25 million in Canada. Cant compare.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever you cannot even get the popualtions of either country correct, let alone understand the ratio used to prove america the highest prison population in the world (its percapita.....and the population of canada is 32 million with america being about 325 million)...america is a police state, people there have fewer rights than most if not all modern nations, yet claim "freedom" and blather its through the media.you dont here real free countries blathering about their freedoms, we're free
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Oh please it was a general statement. The USA is the most free nation to have ever existed. Is it any accident that the USA has the highest immigration rates of any nation? No. Is it any accident that the US constitution is used for other nations when they are making a constitution.? No . 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the USA. Canada wouldnt survive without the US economy. The USA has a high crime rate because we have a lot of people that dont want to follow the law.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever sorry, but you are wrong on so many points here its difficult to know where to start. You know first that we've been around longer than you, and our bill of rights has been as well. As we were never slave owners, we've had a head start perhaps, but on freedom, you've dead wrong. but its not your fault, you've been programed to believe this. Where as in Canada, the commonwealth and much of the freeworld, we are taught our history and also global history and tolerance. Good luck!!
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Have fun in your delusion. Canada is a joke nation. No one even respects Canada. The USA is the leader of the free world while Canada is like the gay cousin who everyone hopes will marry someday but deep down we all know wont. Slavery wasnt started by Americans it has been going on for thousands of years. Canada even attempted to stop black from coming to Canada. So yes even Canada has been guilty of racism. Stop living in the past and move on. Slavery has been gone for 150 yrs
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever Oh please!!! You've got to be kidding. On trade we're about even. Canada did not stop slaves, we took them in allowing excile. I suggest you first visit Canada, then/or ask Canadians what we think. Actually, most Canadians find Americans both pathetic and entertaining. You are not the "leaders of the world" please prove this with facts not "self servicing blather". Short term-long term? Well, our currency is stronger than yours. Our culture more favored. What have you done really??
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter "For a period of one year from and after the date hereof the landing in Canada shall be and the same is prohibited of any immigrants belonging to the Negro race, which race is deemed unsuitable to the climate and requirements of Canada" -Prime Minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier. You are so fing dumb. The Canadian looney isnt more valuable than the American dollar. The USA is the leader of the free world regardless of the jealous Canadians say. Any Canadian worth its salt leaves.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever You dont understand why though right? When the far-reaching United States Fugitive Slave Law was passed in 1850, she helped guide fugitives farther north into Canada, and helped newly freed slaves find work. The influx was un managable. your dollar is worth 99 cents Canadian. we're not jealous, no way! You're not leaders of the free world. Please, prove this in any capacity and I will yield. You can't. I've been to every state in america, know its people, know your social problems.
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Slaves also escaped to the Northern states that outlawed Slavery too. Just because Canada didnt have slaves in large amounts which they did up until British outlaw of it. I got proof of that too. But I digress that your not making a good point claiming something that happened 150 years ago. Thats like saying the British are evil because of that they did to the Irish. Only a few British are guilty of this. Most people didn't own slaves and had nothing to do with it.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Look at all your famous Canadians. Where do they live? THE USA bitch. Even your loved Gretzky lives in the USA. Canada is a fail. Grow up and know that Canada is a little child nipping at the heels of America so I understand why your pissed off. You cant compete no matter how much you cry and cry you wont ever be as cool as America. The USA is like Disneyland and Canada is like a county fair. It doesn't compete on the same level at all. Run away now and go get some pot
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever the slave point was sage. it wasn't my key point. We don't try to "compete". Gretzky married an american. We are not worried about "being cool". I like Americans, have many freinds there, but sadly dislike moronic, uneducated, self serving americas like yourself. Head to head, at any level we'd take you. We know it, and its our culture to be humble. Put to the task, we step up, are a nation of patriots, and live free & happy and yes! those who smoke pot can...jails are for criminals.
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Right off I can tell youre a liar. You haven't been to every state in the Union. Thought I forgot about that statement didnt you? Second off you cant tell our social problems by going into our airports for layovers and just traveling on vacation. Youre a fool and have to lie in order to make a point. I have destroyed every single one of your points with facts and logic. Canadians have this need to try and show they are superior to Americans. Its pathetic yet almost sad. I win
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter So just because hes married to an American doesn't mean with all his millions he cant move to Canada? Whats your excuse for Jim Carry or Micheal J Fox who get American medical care for his illness? Even your scientist move to America and work for NASA and such. Just face facts anyone with any ambition get the FO of Canada.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever jim carrey: married an american, works in Hollywood. MJ Fox: Married an american, used to live in Hollywood....spends more time in Vancouver these days with mom and dad than anywhere else. Scientist: Across the board, good research grant in the US and Canada/Europe/Asia. You find international scientists all over the world; I'm one of them. You're an idiot. Sorry but you are.
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Youre not a FING scientist. Jesus H Christ O my GOD
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever think what you like wizard....every time you see a big wind turbine spinning and making you power, think of me! (declare victory and run skippy!)
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter HAHAHAHA youre a fool. A wind turbine the most useless form of electricity? Thats your winning point?Are you serious? Not only do you lie but you use a wind turbine. The most unreliable form of power. HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA just go away youre pathetic
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever not a winning point at all skippy. Just a point....hmmmm....lets go back a few years....ok, the next time you use your cellphone on the Verizon network, think of me. You're an idiot. I'm sorry, you are (wind is 73% efficent, raw "fuel" is free, and costs about 200 times less per GW to develop than Nuclear.) Anything else there homer? or you just going to get mad and scream and kick somemore?? ROTFLMAO!!!!
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter The best form of electricity is not wind. This has been proven because the upkeep costs unreadability of wind. There is a reason why the government has to help with costs. Its just stimulated by government to hide the fact thats its not a good investment. So now that I destroyed that you go to Verizon now? First it was you "traveled all over the USA", then it was "wind turbines", now its verizon. If your gonna lie stick to one point please.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever I'm glad a scrolled threw the comment's and read this, i get into arguments with people all the time about how usless wind tubines are and how it's just .gov wasting our money....i usually ask if it was profitable then why aren't private companies andf investors jumping on the cheap energy gravy train.
hermanpotato 1 year ago
@hermanpotato yeah I was arguing with a Canadian who was bashing America because we are "evil", he claimed that he has been all over the USA and seen all our problems and we are polluted etc etc. Go read the comments but he said he worked on wind turbines and how hes way smarter than me. So I said something to the point of if you're so smart why are you working for a worthless form of electricity. Cant remember it all so you'll have to read them all but it was a sweet victory for America.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever Sigh. It's so sad that you believe what you're saying.
BIuejay 1 year ago
@cwood4ever If you really consider winning an internet argument a "victory" for any country, you're clearly American, born and raised.
Winning an argument on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
TheCircusReject 11 months ago
@TheCircusReject And everyone who participated, just saying...
janmac86 11 months ago
@janmac86 Agreed.
TheCircusReject 11 months ago
@cwood4ever you a the very example of dumb fucking americans that make me wanna shoot myself for living next to your country
jbens185 6 months ago
@jbens185 Kill yourself dumb shit way to join a conversation 6 months late.
cwood4ever 6 months ago
@hermanpotato
*through
Ozterkvlt 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Every time you use a computer or the internet think of America bitch
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever "bitch" ouch! OK, I'll give you that one, Dave and Bill were brilliant guys; I've worked for their company. Stanford guys.....me, more of a Cal Berk fan! (Beat Stanford!!)....you're way off topic, and not making any sense anymore....I win, I'm out, go back to your barn and widdle.
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter Go run away and use the insults I win. Im staying on this American ride called the internet. YOU LEAVE MAN! By the way you never worked for them.
cwood4ever 1 year ago
@cwood4ever OK you get the last word (Americans like you "n'ver back down!") Yup, I did, just not in America......Ja' ne!!
betteryoubetter 1 year ago
@betteryoubetter ┌∩┐◣_◢┌∩┐
cwood4ever 1 year ago 37
@cwood4ever ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
shooker244 11 months ago