scotland's no1 ned

[Darrensolman1]

Feel ashamed to be Scottish after watching this.

[rockdinosaur666]

NED (Non Educated Delinquent). What we need is a large vat of acid for these wasters. Mind you, it would need to be a bloody big vat.

[edwardwallace1976]

He so sound :D

[Iaughingseal]

Feel sorry for this lad, seems pretty harmless.

[kerrimunroo]

legend.



[modernwarfareOG]

you think this is a ned? , lol, you aint seen shit then :D

[ihatenurave]

Arsehole.

[davyboy1212]

good vid man aye a bit of a waster but what a good sport ......

[CrazyGamer1199]

poke ma pudding , to funny !

[beany601]

That guy has no right to exist. Someone should just put him down.

[burkehare01]

What a wee fanny he is lol that ill wee boy needs a side footed kick up the arse

[SuperGemmabbz]

they usually start punching somebody or suhin but funny ahaaaa!

[ryanpgoldie]

can a git a chomp on tick?

[mofoexpo]

whats a vallliiii?

[fysean]

@mofoexpo valium

[drewmartin18]

cany take you nae where

[bigdaviedoc]

Is that Navids shop???

[daniellexblack]

ive actually saw worse in Scotland.

[SpurChick123]

soooo funny hahahahaha!!!!!

[RyanT7196]

coz u do hav a stutter davros

[davros1488]

looks like a typical celtic fan

[27rosco]

I'd take pleasure in smashing his face in. Wit a wank.10 fucking vallys, wit a stoater.

[shannonlovesmakeupxo]

The guy and 44 other members of his young team came on and disliked this.

[ToogzHD]

av only hud 10 valleys!!

[TheBesmircher]

Kin ah git a chomp oan tick! ha ha priceless

[DyErHD]

Mon shots

[jigzola]

hairs up yer nose, hands round yer throat.... fukn klass..

[HaxtonJamie]

Hahaha

[grayzo2]

Pmsfl Av been in simalar nicks. Seamus LOL

[chloelatimer]

Lmfao.

[TheMrMiah]

LOL ima Londoner and this is hilarious, Scottish equivalent to a Chav!!! gotta love the Scots

[ScottishAllTheWay]

rename this please. scotland's "drunkest" ned

[sparkydavie]

@barleybosh This.

[MsGear87]

@haaybabeewannapartyy

Oh aye, sorry I didn't see the quote marks - must've been knackered last night lol!

[haaybabeewannapartyy]

@MsGear87 lmao man it's fine

[barleybosh]

is he a retaird?

[jordanbanksxx93]

aww brilliant<3 weeird a find this guy attractive in a way =)) lmfaoo.

cin a get a chomp on tic =))

[jordanbanksxx93]

aww brilliant<3 weeird a find this guy attractive in a way =)) lmfaoo.

[divmccaff]

hes nuttin ma nxt door neighbours well worse lol

[haaybabeewannapartyy]

''Whats a Volly ?'' Lmao

[MsGear87]

@haaybabeewannapartyy

Its no volly is vally - and they're slang for diazepam

[haaybabeewannapartyy]

@MsGear87 no i was qouting what the man said lmao

[gmac1981hg]

This guy is a fucking worm.

[DemonBird]

"Can a get a chomp oan tick" lool

[dimpleees15]

pssht this guys nothing one of my friends got head butted in the nose cause i cracked a joke and he laughed and the ned thought he was laughing at him, rather scary tbh he was covered in blood and just ran up to him like "HAW YOU!"

[divmccaff]

@dimpleees15 nice fake story btw lol tryin to get people to think ur mental calm yerself noones impressed yer m8s a junkie

[dimpleees15]

@divmccaff my mates not the junkie the one that head butted him is... im not mental im from the fucking country side :L

[divmccaff]

@dimpleees15 yh my bad haha i was a tad drunk so a was being a arsehole lmao

[RuthlessShit1]

his mobile number 07501810496

[NyYankees1985]

@RuthlessShit1 u mean his cell mutha fukka

[fysean]

@NyYankees1985 no he means mobile number. They are mobile phones in Scotland

[NyYankees1985]

@fysean yea and in america there a cell

[barcabert]

Usually the get violent or aggressive but he was quite funny

[xCaitlinHx]

hahaha usually i hate neds but he seems quite hilarious! :L

[garngadloyal]

And thats the best he will ever be...next step he gets some wee minger up the duff, has a wean with ADHD and spends the rest of his life on the the broo or doing 'a course' LOL

WASTE OF SPACE

[MrTechnomonster]

cana take u nay where

whet

cana take u nay where.............

shamus am seeing double o u biy the way......... hahaha quality man pure legend

[bag101]

Ach, he's out of his head. Poor wee jakey.

[BIGC1010101011111111]

wat a fud iv been in this shop

[cirstyaace]

someone put him down, please?

[weelassie16]

@GTAIVPOLICE i would care if he died hes my pal :-|

[weelassie16]

haa lowden your just 222 funny pall :-D! didnt think i would be looking through youtube and seeing ye on it mate :-P! yer class btw xxx

[RaymondLikesMen]

I am the only man in Scotland who does not suffer some kind of borderline mental retardation as indicated by the poor grammar of the comments below. Such a sad state of affairs this be.

[ultimatebuzz1]

@RaymondLikesMen It's just YouTube mate lol no a English test

[GMitcho]

@RaymondLikesMen

stfu ya wank :L

[kuniva101]

@RaymondLikesMen Are you really? So everyone in Scotland has a rough IQ of 70, Yet Scotland as a whole is roughly 100 on average, so that means that your IQ is around 150,000,000, hmm don't think so pal.

[MrCelticFan1888]

fukin class mhan

[nicehouseandviolent]

omar ya punk ass faggot ass

[Purerocket]

nae wonder his shop is empty, wae this wee spastic hanging about !! but in saying that the shop guy sounds a retard aswell.

[BobNThat]

'Cos am a greedy, money-hoggin' black bastart! Wan of they wans, Omar.'

This statement makes it fur me. Fuckin' yaldy.

[LauraaAndGemmaRFC]

@GTAIVPOLICE your a sick cunt !

[sparticus1able]

wot a complete total waste ,,total dick

[superjedheads]

i live in shotts... :') puts a nice name on us!

[fraydawg10]

he went tae ma skl man

[plisplis00]

WHAT A WEE BAWBAG.....,,

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

eminem's back on the smack

[jennystewart7]

If a hid ma hawns roon ur neck u widnae b able tae fckin breath.

So Funny Lol .

[chuckydog]

am gonna go up then im gonna do doon

[hitman13zero]

"Oh am gona faw" 4.16 belter man

[TheShadeyAdey]

Lmao av only had wan bottle. An ten vallies!!

[D3B093]

jim said ''if ye had nae hairs in yer nose ye couldny be able to breath., so i said if a hid ma hawns around yer Neck ye couldny be able to breath'. aww hahaha....Junky

[garymckay10]

eh kin a get a chomp, a mars bar a twit nd ehhhhhhhhhhhhh wan ae they hings that ye kin dae kit wi ....................aye tinfoil muhammed! hahaha bet hes a hun! looks like 1 anyway

[chuckydog]

@garymckay10 what a wanker.

[garymckay10]

@chuckydog Your the wanker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A bet your a Junkie

[chuckydog]

@garymckay10 its probably you that's the junkie, it's your spastic comments that makes nobody like you.

[garymckay10]

@chuckydog haha spastic??? whats that meant to mean its your spastic comments that makes nobody like you!!!!!!!!! dont do drugs its a mugs game av got 2 much 2 offer

[chuckydog]

@garymckay10 why are you bringing football arguements into a video like this you reject.

[garymckay10]

@chuckydog where the fucks the football comment dafty??????????

[roslyn5678]

yasss glasgow aawll da wayyy :D xx

[chuckydog]

@roslyn5678 he's clearly not from glasgow.

[D3B093]

@chuckydog he is glaswegian bud

[chuckydog]

@D3B093 shotts is not in glasgow. This guy is from shotts.

[D3B093]

@chuckydog aw, well thank fuck for that

[livibam]

@chuckydog thats a weegie accent 

[chuckydog]

@livibam it's definately shotts. I've been in that shop

[IAMRKAY]

@chuckydog he is.. shotts, north lanarkshire .. lol

[chuckydog]

@IAMRKAY thats not glasgow.

[cARCHIEc]

total tit

[kaptainbastard]

its very sad to see someone so young and .not realising his potential. wasting his life. and irreversibly destroying his brain with substance abuse.whilst being filmed.and displayed for the world to see.

the pakiestanie shopkeeper who posted this video,is not a muslim.

the pakiestanie shopkeeper who posted this video,is a disgrace.

[chuckydog]

@kaptainbastard i dont think he is a pakistani for a start the shop owners name is seamus, hardly a muslim name is it.

[kaptainbastard]

@chuckydog It is a paki shop I been in it. I didnt say he was a muslim I said he was not a muslim.

[chuckydog]

@kaptainbastard oh yeah fair enough.

[garymckay10]

@chuckydog folk have nik names ye know and he sounded pakistani 2 me

[robbo1911]

kin a git a chomp oan tic !!!!!!!!

[SuperSmartActress]

This boys a legend, for all you people who comment and diss him, leave the guy alone!

he's had a good cupple a valii's doon the gullet, and quite right, ma boy,

if yees havent got anything nice to say, dont say fuck all,

mon eh drone :D :D

ma fav bit is aw fuck whit wiz at fur?? hahahah yassssss

[robbo1911]

@SuperSmartActress love it haha

P.s - customer fir years

[SuperSmartActress]

@robbo1911

aye, hahahah , this hus been ma best shop for years, av never wance stole anyhin fae his hoose....swear donon dead hahahah, HOW MUCH IS EH FUDGE??? hahahahahahahha ma boy x

[rezmuttsgirl]

haha.....this is to funny!! i have a friend who is from Scotland that i'm going to visit next month and he told me to look up NEDs...this is going to be an awesome tirp!!

[dugbas]

wee fuckin nutsack

[nahanton]

what is a ned? Im a Yank and dont know these things

[lallybumblebee]

@nahanton non educated dilincwit

[RCxDriftxKing]

@lallybumblebee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA made my day already its only 1.36 am LOL

[lallybumblebee]

@RCxDriftxKing lol :L

[drummermanson]

gotta love shotts place to be lol

cannie beat ernies chippy :D

[TheKraig]

Believe it or not, this guy, while being completely wrecked, seems like one of the nicer neds.

[TEKS4LIFE]

@TheKraig HE SURPRISINGLY IS, one of the nicer neds, fuck hahaha

[killietill1die]

Please let this be the Scottish equivalent of Devvo.

[directmods1]

legend



[theoutspoken]

I lost a lot of brain cells watching this.

[nahanton]

why didnt the shop keeper kick him the fuck out of his store !

[SkeptAdunknoFAM]

@nahanton coz it's the best shop ever you go in and banter with them

[AG0DK]

Tax money well spent.

[baloonheed123]

wat a legend!!!! i am privlaged to be from the same country!

[mrmojohasrisen]

wouldnt say he is the biggest ned fuck sake wee nobs llike this are a penny a dozen if you stay in a working class area.saying he is number 1 is giving scotland a compliment lol we have worse than this fuck sake lol

[bonkersboi]

his mum must be so proud :)

[erratic0ne]

what a wee fud!

[superdialysis]

Fae shotts, should b shot (yawn)

[18Shugg88]

Leg-end mate everycunts yasin ihss patter noo =D

[kevinpotts100]

legend :L!

[InnesM89]

Legend

[alexmckendrick1]

this wee fannys got just hours tae live by the look o him . a waste o space.

[MarsEPICFAILBaby]

This is why us scots get such a shit rep.

[rdframe1]

i hope he died of an overdose

[paddyh1986]

BALL BAG

[rjmlhs]

Glaswiegans are the worst the further ye are the better ye are(am scottish

[marijuanashouldbfree]

lmao...."ten vallies!" "wos'a vaaaallllieees!" "am seein double a you by the way" guys looks like he's gettin a good dunt. ooft cunts beein racist, what a prick!

[marijuanashouldbfree]

lmao...."ten vallies!" "wos'a vaaaallllieees!" "am seein double a you by the way" guys looks like he's gettin a good dunt.

[robbo1911]

Wats this Fudge? Av no hud fudge in years

Funny as

[GUITARMAKER666]

Nick of that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully it was promptly castrated to ensure that it didn't breed!

[lallybumblebee]

were aboots is thiis ??? wiit shop in glasgow is ihhtt xxx

[TheGIN1986]

@lallybumblebee its shotts no glasgow

[brandie1479]

This is so funny.

[ghod1888]

What a gimp, typical Shotts jake ball. Embarrassment to Scotland......... Is that you videoing me maii. fanny

[ghod1888]

What a gimp, typical Shotts jake ball. Embarrassment to Scotland 

[iNellyBhoy]

0:49 kin a get a chomp on tic

funny as f***

cunts lik this gee glesga a bad name bit its funny

[olrepas]

One word...Darwinism...

[scooter1405ify]

hha thts a typicall shotts yin ahm fae shotts nn thts aww yi expectt fae louden hha xxxxx

[ALittleAfraid]

1.23 he looks dead innocent haha

[ALittleAfraid]

did he say he's only had wan bottle and 10 batteries? :S

[Glenuig]

a bottle and 10 vallies (valium ) hence he cant stay awake :D

[lallybumblebee]

@ALittleAfraid aha lol x

tbqh i dnt fukin kniw hes ah mad retaard

[dose25]

hahahaha this is fucking GOLDEN, "Shamus, I am disappointed in you."

[haggismunchification]

There needs to be subtitles added to this video......

[Jaxai]

scum o' scotland me n ma mate see a dafty like this we jump on the cunts heed, if ye wana hae some drugs gt eh money eh get wasted lmao

[johnocfc17]

haha he got bumped chomps are only 10p

[tatcband]

@johnocfc17 nah there 17p now

[biffyburd]

just aboot pissed myselffff.

[ScottishPEACEguy]

@normansmother1 hes on valium

[ScottishPEACEguy]

funny tho

[ScottishPEACEguy]

hope a see this tit in Motherwell.

[MrPacmanJ]

ohh my days, give the boy a beatin ged

[amazinbroxi]

Is there no a day u can give stuff out for free class lol with all the rest one liners guy is a legend. fuck marv from the scheme this is our new superstar........

[craigridleyUK]

hahaha hes off his fucking nut!

[jamieisjabba]

i'm scottish and seeing this makes me want to break a bottle o bucky over the bastards nut

[ksm1985]

pillheed