Jim Cramer talks into Erin Burnett's chest

[deadindisguise]

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[2012Romney]

That was painful to watch.

[ThirdRomeAquilo]

These Jewish media fraudsters should all be sent to gulags and forced to do work for their crimes against the American People.

[balbahut0g]

@ThirdRomeAquilo i fuking agree wth you.. discustingly decieving people

[halcyon0830]

In the jaw-dropping piece, first revealed on NYPost Monday, Burnett says guys can “unlock” her heart by giving her round-trip, business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand, sending a yoga instructor and personal chef to her apartment, and treating her and her sisters to a long-weekend spa getaway, among other suggestions.

“This has caused a lot of hand-wringing at the network,” an insider told us, suggesting Burnett comes off as a trite, gold-digging hussy.

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[le149]

she's flat chested

[GovernmentSachs]

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[TheGreatReckoning]

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[TheGreatReckoning]

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[aluisious]

What chest?

[Ulrna]

watch out for her chesthairs dude!!

[THERollyboy123]

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[crayhead]

He should have start tonguing her bite sized pink nibblies..

[shariff8184]

@richfromtheoc maybe u should listen to cramer because you probally know nothing about the market....

risk-on risk-off? ever heard of it ?

gold does have a correlation with the market...

as @donmeswimee said LOL

[claypool0]

@shariff8184 cramer knows nothing about the market

[aluisious]

@claypool0 He knows a lot about getting stupid people to watch his show and being paid a lot of money. What does he need the market for?

[claypool0]

@aluisious True

[donmeswimee]

@richfromtheoc "gold has no correlation with stocks" are you serious?

lol. that is all.

[Everett345]

@richfromtheoc analysis showed last 2 years his followers shoudl be up about 12%, which isnt very good compared to S&P 16% but it aint losing

[tonyfressola]

bad boy Cramer

[whydoesmypussysmell]

Cramer is one U G L Y fuck !!!

[TreatinAllYouHaters]

yeah..keep talking to those nonexistent titties Cramer

[Lvduggo69]

She just needs a real man to tell her how fine she is on the inside. "that's just to get the top off. " I love a woman with smaller breastesesses ! Perfect handfull and firm as a teen boy watching his first porn film.

I love her and don't care if she is on fox or cnbc. As long as she's on my cock I'm happy.

[mbmorrison]

I wonder if he ever saw her boobs?

[silversurfer8189]

I'm speaking in the mic, I'm not trying to do more than that.

Classic perv response.

[suprattkk]

eww who knows where this stinky biatch ex gs crap employee has been...i wouldn't touch her with a 40 yr bond lol

[TheJonasFrimodt]

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[ThePoetech]

I'm no huge fan of Kramers but damn he is funny! And who cares about her "rack"? She's extremely cute and I would give anything to go on a date with her. It would be a disaster and she would compare conversing with me to talking with an ecuadorian child with minimal knowledge of the english language, but it would be cool to hear her talk down to me! The date would end with her throwing silverware at me. I will miss CNBC, but no Erin means no watchie

[93mustang]

I'd bang the shit out of Erin Burnett.

[The7legacy]

@93mustang

You to huh?

Man, the things I would do to her.

[tk291100]

I WANNA BANG HER

[tegeagent007]

What chest?. She's flat. On most occasions she pads her bra.

[1028posse]

@tegeagent007 ...who cares

[kajjebre]

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[1028posse]

@kajjebre ...I'm still holding on to copper.

[tegeagent007]

I can't find the real Erin Burnett. In some videos she has no rack at all. In others, her bra is obviously stuffed. She has a pretty face and really sexy eyes, but, no ass. There are photos of her allegedly from Maxim. One of the Photos of her lying down with a cleavage is not even her. It's a photo of Norah O'Donnell, Correspondent of MSNBC news. Another is an alleged Maxim cover, where the face is hers but on somebody else's body. Who's posting these fake pic's of hers.

[jukka4president]

she's pretty damn hot

[omgwtfbbq6666]

she was asking for it...

[rick9565]

This isn't a big deal. Erin can't seem to look into the camera for any length of time either, so no eye contact is something she's familiar with.

[t13tty]

I've listened to Cramer for 4 months and I'm diversify only because of him in spread betting and after checking his tips that I like they have grown by 100 pips, that's £ for me, nobody else is giving advice information for FREE, esp not IGIndex, research and make u own call to buy or sell

[Donkeyhawk]

@t13tty Portfolio is a great word.

[pryan37bb]

Press 2 repeatedly for BEAR!

[redarrowhead2]

she wants his dick

[mr3ggroll]

she knows she love it

[michaelonerific]

He was really reaching for the mic, she has not chest to talk in to!

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[Slave2Reason]

CNBC is just ruling class shill BS... Zero credibility from these pump 'n dump clowns!

[rbonilla18]

You can make money listen to Cramer the only thing is that he is confuse with the terms when he says BUY you SELL and vice versa.

[TontoGoldstein81]

He's a bull in a bear's market

[tophatm]

@TontoGoldstein81

you can tell she's the kinda gal who likes a load on her tits

[gary3340]

looks like Cramer all tongue tied in ecstasy over Erin's new boobs..

wonder if CNBC foot the bill....hmmm

"79% of Wall St traders agree...Erin is much more believable with her new rubber balls"

[MillyVanillification]

walt disney is owning 99% of the US media. in this vid we have proof.

[tegeagent007]

Looks almost flat chested to me.

[grunge65432]

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[newt0830]

her chest aint that big

[8ooO0Ooo8]

Dear Ms. Burnett: I was not attempting to faux-motorboat you. I was merely lacking a device with which to speak to the audience and therefore needed to approach your lovely mammarian protrusions whereupon such equipment was located.

All due apologies for any misinterpretation of my actions.

-James "Jim" Cramer

cc. CNBC Human Resources

[b12ian72]

Jim Cramer is the man!!! Booyah Jim

[hercules520]

jelousy.... that son of abitch those tits werent big at all

[moneyman10k]

@hercules520 this is before the implants

[Dboyvc1]

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[IDidNotVote4This]

erin is about the dumbest bitch on tv...why in the fuck is she on a financial program? what a dumb ass bitch.

[shroomduke]

@IDidNotVote4This This is NOT a "Financial Program" this is entertainment!

if your gonna bet your money on Cramers advice your gonna loose money!

[IDidNotVote4This]

@shroomduke i don't listen to cramer's advice, he's a dick

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[MrBeanage]

All are great. Jim, Erin, Trish, Becky, Mandy, Mark, Carl, Dr J, Michelle CC, Larry, Joe K, Herb, Melissa F and L, Diana, Maria.....

[donlemedwn]

Cramer is a Sayanim on crack.

[BurnOutXL]

Erin loves it, little hussy.

[DHTOWNHARDHITA]

When can the viewers stand in line and take turns shooting cum on her big nose...we want to see that thing get drippy...

[john5246]

@DHTOWNHARDHITA

I second that, Erin Burnett is so adorable I just wanna cum all over her cute face.

[slackmaster2000]

Still not 1/10 as creepy as Chris Matthews!

[Sentinel4truth]

It's a motorboat! Brrmrmrmrmr!

[zodeloni]

i dont know if you can call cramer a pervert because im pretty sure tapped burnetts ass by now

[XtreemMetalMan]

@zodeloni How dooes that take away from the fact that he is a pervert?

[sgbtexan]

Cramer's a genious!

[MrWarrenbuffett]

Cramer is a complicate man... always love him.

[investorspolldotcom]

He's very jealous.

[priapus]

Jealous of what? That her boobs are bigger than his?

[2006scottw]

how cramer hasnt dropped dead of a heart attack years ago due to his stress levels is beyond me

[JesusManson323]

@2006scottw

How Cramer hasn't been arrested for fraud is beyond me.

[zodeloni]

because cnbc protects cramer. same for burnett. whenever a quest exposes cramer for the asshole that he is, erin burnett is there to defend his ass because he cant talk his ass out of bad situations.

[gredangeo]

Smooth move buddy! :)

[welhungjohnson]

Cramer is a little creepy, perverted, Jew.

[ExtremeAvalanche]

It's funny, I wonder how many anchorwomen like Erin used to be ugly ducklings, then got a job and were required to find a way to look good. Take about three gallons of makeup off her face and I doubt Cramer'd try to rape her again.

[hexennacht]

@ExtremeAvalanche That's what Cramer said about your wife.

[walkwalkslow]

she's almost hot. missed it by THAT much.

[sbohandley]

Sure he's not trying to do more than that!

[swoldier1016]

If anyone is dumb enough to listen to Cramer for investment advice he deserves to lose his money.

[stealthpakfa]

erin burnett is a drag queen, a man dressed up as a woman.

that rat shaped nose gives it away.

the ugly whore is so braindead that the whore should be lynched.

what chest?

i cant tell the difference

[joeybbaum1995]

cramer's a pimp! lol jk

[ptdnet]

you know he's hit that

[Dresknowsbest]

I would especially after a few cocktails

[jweez313]

What!!! lmao!

[avq5]

Cramer's a pimp

[QQQQSystemDotCom]

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[5210to444]

stop trying to market yourself you worthless scumbag

[zerothrew9]

LOL

[5210to444]

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burnett loves it

[Eisen89]

Lucky guy

[blinkyd182]

the correct response was "Should I be?"

[JesusManson323]

I'd talk into Erin Burnett's ass if she would let me.

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

cramer hittin dat.

[ivangrozny27]

women always roll their eyes at this sort of behaviour but deep down they actually love all the attention.

[scottie1f]

So true. And they always tell stories to other women about how guys were hitting on them and how much they "hated" it. Rofl

[Summers669]

i know they do

[SomethingNewNow]

@ivangrozny27

true story...

[hexennacht]

@ivangrozny27 Not from JIM CRAMER.

[dfjpr]

@ivangrozny27 not from Cramer though!

[CapnE625]

@ivangrozny27 And that is why women will NEVER get ahead in the work place, unless they actually learn to take a fucking compliment and NOT send our sex's asses to the god damn, Nazi-esque HR Department XD.

[JackInTheBox1616]

@ivangrozny27 you would know this because....

[ivangrozny27]

@JackInTheBox1616 let's call it life experience

[JackInTheBox1616]

@ivangrozny27 well what a terrible source. too bad its mainly untrue

[crusader199017]

Very Smooth Kramer  XD

[nosferotica1]

Right...

"HERE'S THE MIC GET YOUR CREEPY ASS AWAY FROM ME!"

[s0undtribe]

you australians are pretty fucking retarded for bringing all these birds and other wild animals into your country now you get what you pay for

[csrocker101]

LOL Kramer is a perve

[carouselcarouse]

As an Aussie I found your segment on camel cull to ge utterly offensive inacurate and shit.

Do we even have an air force? Who is Kevin Rudd? Genocide? Air strikes on camels? Cruelty?

How about chasing and maiming animals by shooting wolves from a plane in Alaska where they are native you moron?

Oh and by the way Erin tuck this little statistic away for the rest of your life.

Aussies lost more soldiers per capita in world war two than ANY OTHER COUNTRY in the allies.

[bigfranky75]

per capita?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what a joke...

you loser... you didnt lose enough...

[carouselcarouse]

Thats a joke is it big keyboard warrior? Your'e a stupid moron... We won dickbrain...

[MottTheWot]

First thing first, Cramer hasn't a fucking clue about finance and Burnett should omind her own fucking business about camels in Australia. They are not native animals and without culling will do untold harm to Australia's unique desert eco system in the Northern part of the country. Stupid dumbass ignorant moron she is!

[BlazingOwnager]

I'll take her brand of crazy over Kramer's brand of crazy any day, though. She's not hurting a lot of people with hers, at least.

[Phershey]

that was so funny

[jeffroman654]

i love when she realizes that she is saying "are you jealous" haha she's really hott

[ed2kou1]

I'd do more then talk into her chest! WOOOO

[Gobglubby]

that actually was funny

[mmantech]

LOL!!! BOOOYAH jim nice one. he knew what he was doing doing he's pretty smart magna cum laude from harvard

[nolldavis]

lol

[Starrz88]

His face at 0:18 is priceless

[filcox]

Rebecca Jarvis uses the phrase "GOING FORWARD" waaayy too often. Give it a rest, Rebecca. The phrase has no relevance.

[rmkNJ201]

perverted jew on t.v., go figure

[MrSpockPwns]

Jew?

[ahuachapan2]

RIP Jim Cramer. April 2009

[tubular87]

Erin Burnett is pretty. She's not hot.

In any case, it would have been embarrassing, had Kramer any credibility left to lose.

[Einstiensblackid]

She's the cute kind of hot... my favorite kind of hot.

[Driven000009]

She surely is pretty, and she's smart too... to me that makes her pretty damn hot!!

[haywood16]

She's so hot

[turmin8]

CAN YOU BLAME HIM?????????

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

just an excuse, he's a pervert

[derwin24]

I love Erin Burnett. CNBC wouldn't be the same without her!

[BananaDick101]

Tell me about it. I was crazy about her, the first time I saw her.

[dentalplanz]

you sir are and idiot

the huffingtonpost article thinks "foment" is a made up word. Like Cramer is just making up words.

foment- to instigate or foster (discord, rebellion, etc.); promote the growth or development of: to foment trouble; to foment discontent.

Your youtube link is gone.

[onjoFilms]

"People should buy stocks even if they are overvalued"  Cramer

[antiiraqwar]

Jim Cramer: "Bear Stearns is Fine!" Tues, 3/11/08

this guy should run Cramerica industries!

[DEP717]

Bear Sterns' deposits were FDIC Insured. He meant that, not their stocks.

[Will6719]

I have yet to see one video of Cramer that doesn't make him look like an absolute tool.

[tomvercetti]

Erin has no Chest!

Now Sue Herrera... Pass me a double helpin' o' them Meat n Potatoes!

Sue Rocks!

[dentalplanz]

sue is just fat.

erin is hot. yes flat, but still hot.

also everyone has a chest.

[DEP717]

He was talking into the microphone! LOL!

But yeah she is hot. Also Maria bartiromo and OF COURSE the one and only Michell Caruso-Cabrera (sigh.)

Throw in Melissa Lee and CNBC has it all.

[jbeetlebailey212]

Erin's not too bad, she's kinda hot - but I have to agree with you on Michelle Caruso-cabrera (she's the reason I'm able to wake up in the morning and keeps my brain working while I'm stuck in some boring law class)! Her face and body are enough to drive an insane man crazy!

[DEP717]

Oh yeah. MCC is a mega hottie. Stylish and beautiful. IMO the most gorgeous woman on TV news now.

[NickolaiVolkov]

Personally, I cannot stand MCC. She needs to shut up a little more often IMO.

[DEP717]

So you can sing Russian National Anthem? ;)

[jbeetlebailey212]

Why would someone want someone hot and intelligent like MCC to "shut up more often" when that gal's sophistication is about the only thing we have left to keep us excited about going through the doledrums of life!!!???

[DEP717]

The dude's name is taken from a 1980s WWF wrestler, Nikolai Volkoff. I was kidding him about it.

I don't want MCC to "shut up" she's got a lot of good insights. :)

[jbeetlebailey212]

Yeah no doubt man.......I wasn't meaning that you had said she should "shut up more often" - just being a little rhetorical as to why "NickolaiVolkov" would want MCC to "shut up" more often. But no worries....i think you and i have strong agreement as to Cable news' greatest hottie MCC!

[coldman0727]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

This guy is such a tool.

[garoad2]

Too bad she's just a stupid hooker. ECONOMICALLY RETARDED: listen to her talk to Peter Schiff like she knows what she's talking about. "Gold has no intrinsic value" ROFLMAO

[ibook133]

It doesn't. Nothing on any market does. We put it there, it doesn't somehow otherwise exist. When gold as an element was formed, do you honestly think it came with a "i am worth ___ dollars" note? Come on now.

[pokermaster54]

"Gold doesn't have any practical value"

Gold doesn't have any practical value nor any intrinsic value. Apples have intrinsic value. It's nutritious. Gold is just like any other atom. The only difference is the number of protons and neutrons in the nucleus.

We assign value to gold. That is what it means when someone says gold is intrinsicly valueless.