A YoGPoD animation - "Simon's First Jaffa"

[bfkbfk1]

When you were seven you drank breastmilk?

[gorgoempire]

@bfkbfk1 It's a joke

[babelfish424]

oh god... my mind...

[Kythanaable]

The sad thing is that I can imagine it.

[DestroPrime82]

Its no wonder Warick Davis thought Simon was a "special child" in the resent yogpod. lol

[cloudyawesome]

WHAT MC SERVER R U ON I MUST KNOW

[ShadowScythe12]

Ah Bluexephos, the only good use for WoW

[SuperGingersheep]

you weren't really 7 were you simon 

[SazzieChan]

Simon's face at 2:27 is perfect. :) I love you Fred! XDDDD

-Sazberryftw

[atcpadi1]

"happy as a pig in shit" LOL

[TheUzbec]

the sad part is... this might actually be true o.O

[Megaman1904]

what's a jaffa cake?

[13kumiko]

@Megaman1904

Imagine an orange jelly filled biscuit with chocolate on top. Thats a jaffa.

[DiggyDiggyHole99]

@13kumiko its frikkin yummy c:

[HeTaLiAiSaWeSoMe]

@emann43 I posted this before My little sister and I found out and my sister went out with my mom to go to a mall with the store name you mentioned because I didn't expect anyone replying to my comment so I googled it.... Yea. My sister told me there were only digestive cookies. :(

[mrbobspongeful]

Breastfeeding....at 7?

[Kielbasa003]

A hobnob. A. not AN. A

[FredMalm]

@Kielbasa003 Whether you use A or AN in front of a word is determined by the sound of the word and not the spelling. If you pronounce hobnob with a silent H, then an AN is appropriate.

[Kitlun79]

@FredMalm That's not true. You can't say "an house" no matter how you say it.

[lickmywand]

@Kitlun79 Why would anyone pronounce it "ouse" ?

[Kitlun79]

@lickmywand Well actually dropping the "h" sound from the start of words is pretty common in England, especially in Yorkshire accents. But it was just an example tbh, I could have used any word that began with "h"

[Skullcatcher117]

@FredMalm FRED I AM WATCHING YOU

[Vendetta1339]

i wonder if this is a true story...

[doglvr5792]

I can only imagine how the Jaffa-tea would look lol :)

[Chihuahuaman2]

that kid creeps me out

[emann43]

what episode was this in? I dont remember this one...

[Chihuahuaman2]

@emann43 says at the end

[HeTaLiAiSaWeSoMe]

I really want to try a Jaffa cake; but I live in Canada, unfortunately. And I do believe they don't sell Jaffa cakes in Canada, a great country; but with no British candies to have and to scarf down leaves me staring blankly at some neon sour gummy worms. AKA North American candy...

[emann43]

@HeTaLiAiSaWeSoMe I found a shop here called 'A Taste of Britain' in Canada that sells them :)

[CheesieChipLord]

@CheesieChipLord I found my comment 14 days after I posted it. Lol but it's true he looks lime a zombie Simon kinda mini dwarf zombie apocalypse

[TheWingedViking]

"i would be as happy as a pig in shit".... i just found my new catch phrase

[Kendjin]

Don't worry Fred, we'll just all subscribe here till it all gets sorted out!

[Isundir]

Well I for one think Simon is quite the catch these days.

[xXDoublegamersXx]

but will it blend?

[101nike1]

the best part is the yellow teapot under the table

[adonna2000]

Nice fantasy Simon.

[MrCreeper1010]

i'm gonna' go make me some jaffa-tea

;)

[Evaeevee11]

Lol 

[monty90021]

2:30 tsunami of poooooo!

[MrPokemon493]

Have you asked the Yogscast to show this???

[BlankPageNumberXIII]

@MrPokemon493 He is the one making the animations.

[MrPokemon493]

@BlankPageNumberXIII no shit.

[BlankPageNumberXIII]

@MrPokemon493 I misunderstood your comment, I thought you meant that FredMalm needed to seek permission to upload that vid.

[FredMalm]

@MrPokemon493 Read the description. After that I decided to keep working with the old format. It wouldn't feel right uploading these two to BlueXephos now, as they are more of an experiment than anything. Consider this a bonus for checking out my channel!

[avikator]

@lenxlover1 delicious s0ft biscuit with a shoclat dipping and orange somthing inside

[FeDeRaTTay]

they shoud do a tv show

[Soliannachan]

Makes me think of my first Jaffa. Good times, good times.

[lenxlover1]

whats a Jaffa ...???

[jugernot98kkj]

@lenxlover1 A cookie

[AToiletDuck]

@jugernot98kkj  Technically, its a cake

[jugernot98kkj]

@AToiletDuck But its kinda small and doesn't look like a cake no cream its much more like a cookie but technically yes it is a cake

[bobert551]

@lenxlover1 it is basically a biscuit, the bottom is, well it's like a sponge cake, and then like orange jelly type stuff with chocolate on top, i dont really know how to describe it

[lenxlover1]

@bobert551 sounds kinda nasty...

[bobert551]

@lenxlover1 no its actually really good...unless its stale

[BalisongAbraxas]

Dang, now I want Oreos...

[alden103]

The day that youtube became epic

[nicp123100]

liquidized hobnobs

[MRSQU1GL37]

its almost like listening to the story of adam and eve being told

[678saint]

ewwww feeding milk at 7 ewwwww

[Badassbroadcasts]

TinySquouse hmmm yes shallow and pedantic

[TinySquouse]

I find this liquidised hobnob, rather shallow and pedantic.

[o0XxMikuxX0o]

cpsisters1 spelled jaffa wrong lol

[cpsisters1]

@worldofwattsongod01 Shit say shit your not a baby that feeds on mooshed jafas

[HobsShow]

WOAH There is a a mistake, Jaffas are made actually made from apricots!

[CheesieChipLord]

Hahaha happy as a pig in shit and at the start after he said she was hurting from breast feeding, well look at him and his mouth

[chibiyummy]

XD

[TEAMgaming107]

seriously?... that cant be true

[worldofwattsongod01]

lol simon: ...happy as a pig in shi*

[VenomousRose10]

"I would be like, er, happy as a pig in shh-it." Lol.

[reubenp123]

its good coz its english and i know who or what they are talking about

[Battleoner]

You spelt Yognauts the Lewis way lol

[KontoTheChamp]

Cool Story

[DKstudios1414]

Yay, Simon got his yellow tea pot. Below the table on simons side.

[braten9]

What the heck is wrong with lewis' leg :O

Look directly at it XD

[bubblesareepic]

@braten9 i think it is uppossed to be crossed but i dont know !

[purpleturtleish]

@braten9 I Think he is About to kick simon

[sharkmaster99]

@braten9 I enjoy your use of correct punctuation greatly.

[wee1owen12]

Am I the only person who burst out laughing at Simon's first cough?

[thejaffamansbrother1]

I mean tesco

[thejaffamansbrother1]

Telco value jaffa's and milk will make my day (dunk it in the milk)

[DirectorDomie]

in new zealand jafa means just another fuckin aucklander :D

[NarutoRocker31]

What ARE Jaffa cakes.

[penguinmaster7]

i want some jaffa cakes O.O

[Shad0wb4ll]

ok i'm dead serious not trying to joke, WTF is a jaffer cake

[Shad0wb4ll]

@Shad0wb4ll Might be Jaffa cake idk

[Shad0wb4ll]

@Shad0wb4ll and furthering this whats a hobnob

[xSuperiorManx]

@Shad0wb4ll A simple Google search will answer your questions with ease.

[hichixichifoeva]

@Shad0wb4ll A Jaffa Cake is a spongey biscuit(biscuit meaning cookie-like)/cake that's covered in chocolate on the top and typically has a orange filling in the middle (though the filling is occasionally strawberry or other fruit flavors). It's kind of like a Hostess cupcake I suppose.

Hobnobs on the other hand are kind of just plain biscuits and are kind of semi-sweet. They're called digestive-biscuits a lot. They remind me of bran cookies.

[DeathMetalRegulator]

mmmm jaffatea

[whiperchaos]

9, is what SOPA is!

[indyjons321]

So, you're the guy that does the yogpod animations?

[floddell]

@indyjons321 yes and he's swedish too

[1337dot31337]

We didn't have Oreos in the UK when Simon was 7, I call shenanigans.

[FredMalm]

@1337dot31337 Maybe Simon's clever enough to import cookies from the states?

[Jango672]

@1337dot31337 Are you calling shenanigans on the yogscast? You must be either very ballsy, or very VERY! stupid.

[DrThunder88]

@Jango672 He is 1337dot31337 exclamation mark Yognaut, and he has the balls!

[Jango672]

@DrThunder88 LOL! =D

[shortvision1]

@1337dot31337 We have Oreos in the UK.

[1337dot31337]

@shortvision1 I know that, you moron, oreos were released in like 2007 for the UK, Simon is like 30 odd.. think next time.

[robertwilsong]

@1337dot31337 lol obviously this is a joke he wasn't actually breast fed till 7

[rockeykyle]

7 YEARS!

[XxDerpeyTruckxX]

Sorry 2 say but it sounds a little bit wrong.

[507764CAT]

drinking jaffa cakes. BRITAIN'S LATEST FAD

[TomatoesToasted]

Uploaded on my birthday! :D

[Partygurl99100]

awkward...

[OriginalWashYoHands]

7 years old?

[Funnybunny35442]

First milk, then hobnobs, then oreos, and finally jaffa cakes. Third times a charm right? Oh wait 1,2,3... 4 hmmmm.

[puppylover7788]

( o Y o ) <(*0*<)

[gmidropout1]

/watch?v=QpuRyuQu9BA&feature=r­elated

[jnerdfighter]

@123runescape12349 I'm sorry, must've missed it.

[yoyospence100]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaay too much info dude.

[MultiCATS2]

So pretty much what their saying is...

Simon 'drank' his first Jaffa cake?

[AfraidMuch]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS !!!!! PRONTO

[gordos39]

OMFG LITTLE SIMON



[jnerdfighter]

Which yogpod is this?

[123runescape12349]

@jnerdfighter is it to hard to watch the end..?

[allusperrys]

I wish that i could have a jaffa... I live in the US.

[bradrandOm96]

@allusperrys

There's no jaffa's in the U.S.?!

That must be awful...

[Followthategg]

@allusperrys I wish I could get Lucky Charms without having to order them off the fracking internet!

[allusperrys]

@Followthategg good point!

[MrGamerBazer]

@allusperrys hmmm America is in dire trouble XD

[KarstenOkk]

0:32 I got the weirdest boner right now. The WEIRDEST.

[WeaselWJ]

an hobnob?

[MCFilmCast]

his first jaffa cake yeah

[DotxHackerxBlade270]

she tried to feed it me??

[reinoud95]

someone make a hobnob dubstep mix 1:20

[AmmerBros]

The big yellow Teapot is in the background!

[monster4562]

you breast fed when you were seven you sick piece of shit thats disgusting what the hell is wrong with your mother i hope this is all just a joke because that was the worst mental image ever

[CarterArts]

@monster4562 Are you retarded? Please tell me you are. Because that was a fucking stupid statement.

[KeezIfUPl33z]

@monster4562 obviously he was joking u retard.

[HamppiWarrior]

@monster4562 My cousin is 7 and her mother still breastfeeds her.. but yeah SIMON WAS JOKIN' U mentally challenged person

[1CameronsChannel1]

the new yogpod animation is way better

[Teddjenkins]

You should be alot more popular than you are, fred. if lewis posts one of your animations its sure to get a million views. if you post that same video it barely gets any. so unfair. you do excellent work

[MrSporeGamer]

@FredMalm im sure you know this, but if you dont: the guys released a christmas yogpod two days ago :D

I AM DAVE ! YOGNAUT AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[mollyduck19]

baby Simon

[16mmDJ]

HOBNOBS

[Vetrid]

Simon's childhood totally makes perfect sense.

[StoffInc]

OH MY GOD HES IN COLOR!!!!

[Highstar25]

2:33 lookit that beautiful English summer.

[bbob41357]

do the "I'M 32 YEARS OLD!" One!!

[dolph123454321]

Yay! Technocolor!

[jchildhuntings]

i love the expression that Simon has on his face as he drinks those jafas

[KodessR]

Look at lewis his legs... you'll shit bricks.

[shockraid1]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHobnobs

[TheShrecker]

I agree with the top rated comments: 1. More YogPods. 2. The Black and white animations were better, in my opinion.

[MrRalexanderb]

I wan't more yogpods c:

Awesome animation fredrik :)

[JimmyLazers11]

lol I just noticed the yellow teapot.

[Ralme360]

This is awesome!! Keep up the good work FredMalm!

[Marrino460]

wait a second... hes mother tried first with milk. then with hobnobs. then ores... how does simon get jaffacakes to be the 3 thing she tried?

[Almosteeen58]

@Marrino460 FYI: human brain =/= perfect computer.

[iCoady]

no offence but i thought the black and white old sketches made it more funny, that's just my preference but i do like this version but the rough black and white made it for me

[SorteKanin]

@iCoady AGREE!

[KodessR]

@iCoady no, its because your used to it, we like to stick to what we know. And we remember the B&W being really funny. A couple more with color, and we wont turn back :D

[Beirereire]

I miss the yogpod

[pivotkiller345]

@Beirereire there is a new one now they are coming back for the new year

[robloxrulesyourmind]

@Beirereire its going back

[robloxrulesyourmind]

@robloxrulesyourmind *coming*

[Doofuzz123]

Cool!

[WatermelonMovies]

haha Remarkable xD

[Moog226]

:D