JibJab.com - Graduation PSA

[fadedlove03]

:53 to :59 someone piss offf

[justinnielivedotcom]

IVE FINALLY DONE IT! IVE FOUND A CURE FOR THE ATOM BOMB! I JUST HAVE TO-*wakes up* damn it all!

[Denon333dash888]

This vid is still relevant to today's office workers. Unfortunately. :(

[sync380]

The chick at the end is footage that's now used in some shitty mr sub commercial here in Canada

[Hoshimaru57]

Well...that just prove my point that even 40 years ago college didn't mean shit in the long run.

Why am I still here then?

Oh, yeah so my girlfriend doesn't kill herself...alone.

[08jnope]

the kid at 0:27 is probably looking at his teachers boobs

[ticks4ticks4]

Great, know I can double major in Anthropology and LAIS (Latin American and Iberian Studies)!!

[kbboy170]

well i am having my high school graduation. so i will keep that in mind.

[cheatcheat666]

With a degree!

[hotelmario510]

Well, there goes my life.

[Harlemlate]

@hotelmario510  mine too.

[hotelmario510]

@Harlemlate :(

[imkyuti88]

lol

[ZkinandBonez]

Lol, that's kinda diminishing.

[Harlemlate]

@ZkinandBonez you took the words right out of my mouth.

[BrinkyJ]

OOH LA LA

[ErichoTTA]

They're gonna need it. lol

[Harlemlate]

@ErichoTTA & how

[freakyanimegal8]

...

THIS is why I work my ass off in college. THIS is why I work my ass off in college.

THIS is why I work my ass off in college....

DOWN WITH AVERAGE! I'm shutting off he computer and rereading my Calculus textbook....

[Uavatar5]

What does 'PSA' mean? Is it a 'Polictial Studies Associate'?

[iforgotaboutit]

Please spare Americans.

Pushy Shovey Animals.

[ZemogTorrents]

It's "Public service announcement"

[MrHP25]

I want a refund.

[XSilentScreamzX]

actually the average us iq is 101

mine is one fifty something

i love stomping throats! :D

[zalseon]

lol this is so true.

[GunnarMcGriff]

...a cure for the atom bomb!

[Megamusicstudio112]

you'll be a paper pushing cubicle monkey with a DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow sounds like fun:)

[TheRealMacy]

WITH A DEGREE! lol

[trainzrule5]

AWESOME!! That was extremely funny! Keep up the great work!

[zieljake10]

Haha cure for the atom bomb.

[FuriousThoughts]

I just got my diploma today and this video depresses me. lol

[gianthobo123]

that's why people like me who skip grades and are in advanced class. actually will have a real future job

[Maddhater1]

i agree gianthobo123 you have a bright future, or maybe that's the reflection from the 40 oz malt liquor bottle.

[gianthobo123]

LOL

[InfernapeUser]

I would love to skip years of education too! I"m sure that would help me get farther in life.

[aaaltier]

Wrong

[pkoholic]

Then get some typing help. Honestly, you don't know the first rules of writing a sentence. You expect us to believe anything you say?

[gianthobo123]

I don't need to prove anyone wrong. Just forgot i said anything

[Ucanhaspoly]

Actually, if you are commanding someone, you say 'forget' and not 'forgot' and 'I' is usually capitalized.

[gianthobo123]

Yes I know. Incorrect grammar

[umahuma4]

good luck on being the boss of fleet of paper punching cublicle monky, if your lucky youll get to be an executive

[gianthobo123]

im studying zoology. it has a fair salary 65k a year i love to study the animals and their habits and make documentations on their behaviors and reactions. The job can go well over 80k a year. I don't understand why you must insult me.

[umahuma4]

oh, so now you think your better then everyone.

[gianthobo123]

where the hell did you get that idea? I Don't show any sign of supremacy in that comment. Haven't you heard of equilty?

[TheRealMacy]

Man right now I'm 13 and I'm thinking of being the owner of an anime show or doing a job like yours.... Is your job fun? Do you like it? Lol please dont answer unless you feel like it

[gianthobo123]

well i love animals. I like traveling to different places of the world aswell. I would love to meat exotic species such as the armidillo, Black widow spider, and giant otters. i only want to be a zoologist to take documentations of animals and hopefully show alot of people why we need animals, so remember to recycle. You will probably make a higher salary then me when you are very successful. My salary would be around 35k for the 1st year and 65k-80k. I want to do this job cuz i love it.

[cheese8904]

its spelled "meet". owned.

[XxFoXiLiCiOuSxX]

That chick at the end looks sooooo happy with her job. xD

[dumbasspauldentonkin]

omfg perfect at 0:50

[LordBifford]

After being unemployed for five months and in the current economy, I'd be delighted to be a paper-pushing cubicle monkey with a degree.

[wormogun]

let me ask you one thing SUPERDANCINPREEMIE, how do you know that that there was a murder in 1820 done by a goast? if that really happened, everybody will know that goasts exist, but how come nobody seems to belive in goasts fucktard? OH! and btw, how would you know that a goast and how would that goast would know how to obtain a weapon? STOP PUTTING UP THESE FUCKING STUPID FAKE COMMENTS RETARDS!!!!! and the main reason they do this is that they want their comment to be populer, just ignore it.

[stonefreeJMH]

I agree with you, but it's spelled GHOSTS. GHOSTS. God, it's look like you're failing to spell "goats" and, yes, I do know that goats exist. Or do I... hmmmm...

[sharptooth]

The word is spelled Ghost.

Lost all your credibility.

[Ballala0420]

WITH A DEGREE!!! XD

[Jimohazard]

Yay!!

[throwpopcorn]

Hilarious

[SurferRosa79]

heh :D

[schwan361]

sad, but true

[Kreacher3]

lol, kid at 0:27

[tehpevis]

Now, it's the pointlessness of life like this that makes me want to go up and become one of the legions of Anarchist Hippies in Seattle.

[chrishous123]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[CIApunisher916]

Yuck a W-2?!?!? No thanks!

[eternalyintheshadows]

so true...

[JohnnyZina]

lol what was great

[dansmovie]

149 th lol but good vid

[Slavkody]

Ha ha...cure for the atom bomb

[berntferkingstad]

XD .

[KairiHawkeye]

Paper punching clock punching cubical monkey with a degree-

Snap! This year I'm graduating from high school!

[pancaketrouble]

Weak.

[vanessaandtony]

I mean a degree, whoops

[vanessaandtony]

You won't just be some paper punching, clock punching, cubicle monkey, you'll be a paper punching, clock punching, cubicle monkey with a job! o_O fancy!

[TatsukiUkitake]

um this one was actually sort of dumb...

[xXSilverlitXx]

their all dumb, I wish they did actual animations again. not ecards.

[TatsukiUkitake]

I liked their videos like This Land! and Time For Some Campaignin'

[vanessaandtony]

ooh la la! XD

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

10,000th view! WOOHOO!

[Spotook]

kool but not the jib jab i kmo and love

[Modeltrainguy]

TRUE! Very True! 5 Stars!

[helmy0000]

DEGREEEEEEE

i think monkeys have their own :P

[abundantace]

Having a degree is not what it's cracked up to be.

[planetoperator]

with a degree, you get to be a slave who gets to tell other slaves what to do...

[ZerqTM]

lol very motivational >X3

[hey1031]

lol wow

[AkariLucero]

I really hope that this isn't entirely true. I still keep my hopes up.

[Ballala0420]

WITH A DEGREE!! XD

[davo16747]

collage is a load of bullshit.

[kblakecupcake]

^^Obviously you would think so.

Btw it's spelled college. XD

[davo16747]

lol you got me. any way seriously tho its like do you really need to take some of the classes that are mandatory even if its different than what you wanna do

[cubano517]

I hate to say this, but I completely agree.... It's nothing they can't teach you in HS. Only difference is your paying the government to teach you crap you don't need to know.

Only reason I am doing it is so I can be moved through the ranks of law enforcement quicker than others.

[davo16747]

ya its bull i think you should figure what you wanna do and then college should be there to specialize in what you wanna do. and college is just there so employers can weed out applicants.

[Spoonful91]

So true. And I havn't even graduated high school yet and I know that.

[gaphary]

...

[htmlbandit]

After taking four years to get my two year college degree I am now happily employed as a common factory worker, LOL

[mazodan]

True.....

[martinmo101]

hahahaha so true lol

[Cayico]

with a degree!

[cutesunflower1212]

Class of "09" woot woot!!!

[sirrington]

LOL A paper pushing monkey with a degree

[sweetXhoney95]

....jib jab, what happened? DD:

[pizzamovies]

jibjab has been reduced to nothing but cheesy E-cards...it's a shame they don't make good vids anymore...like "Time For Some Campaignin'", but no...no more... :(

[BPhoenixProductions]

We don't need a cure for the A-Bomb right now. What we need a cure for, is...

Political correctness.

[rdvd7]

Cure.. for...the...A-bomb....?? O_o

[jerkfacejosh13]

So fucking tired of these stupid "E cards"

Do real video's jib jab. You have failed me.

[daneboe]

Yep...too true.

[SolalChabauty]

You're right, I think the same...

[darkavatar29]

Finding a cure to the atom bomb...lmao

[AfricanAnime]

OH LORD.... It's that time of the year already.....

Well kids, don't hold your breath, because you'd be lucky to score full-time employment within 6-8 months after your graduated......

And that not including the idea that your new job might go belly-up while your there....

Good Luck boys and girls.... Your gonna need it.....

[REMsleeper428]

Yeah, seems about right. =/

Pure accuracy.

[JustaEropeanGuy]

that's life

[SolalChabauty]

Yep !

[Allesea159]

lol, happy graduation

[JoeFielding72]

That was good.God bless them and their families.

[mwong666]

congratulations graduated suckers MAUAHAHAHAHHA

[hyperteenager]

"with a degree!"

haahaha

What a difference!

[Deltastalker]

gods, I'm graduating next friday...

Fortunately, I've not trained to be a cubicle monkey! Yay!

[GenieBella]

Haha xD

[Kenny2k08]

I hate how a degree is needed to get anywhere in life. Big deal if you don't understand the quadratic formula or why 24x2 - 13x to the fifteenth power divided by 6 is _____. They fail you if you don't understand useless shit like that. It's unbelievable.

[MwenzeStudios]

Assuming you don't have a degree, how can you know for sure that you wouldn't need math skills? Many jobs require you to know these things.

[Kenny2k08]

Yeah. A math teacher needs to know that stuff. That's about it.

[PadraikKasier]

And physicists, architects, engineers, chemists, programmers, , and all those other high-paying jobs requiring "expertise".

Yeah, what did "expertise" and "knowledge" and an "education" ever do for anyone anyhow? Low-paying, back-breaking, dangerous jobs where you make plastic shit full of lead for little children is where America's future is!

[RedFox0333]

Not true!!!.... Calculators need to know that stuff too

[MwenzeStudios]

Calculators aren't able to do everything.

[MwenzeStudios]

If you were trained in any fields that required you to take certain classes you could see why you would need them. Are you trained in them? I'm assuming definitely not.

[dub577]

hahahahahahahahahahaha with a degree!

[marniespeaks]

you guys hot the nail on the head.

college has turned into another money grubbing racket

[Spotook]

jib jab has become a small polce with not much chace of survival if they dont MAKE SOME GOOD FREAKIN VIDS

[SubmarinerAndroid]

Jibjab is boring safe middle-of-the-road unfunny crap.

I have unsubscribed.

[BBmyQ]

Noob!

[Darkrift777]

....Well that's something to look forward to anyway!

[SimplyPolitical]

Jib Jab, your like a cigarette after sex; so freaking enjoyable.

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

what about sex after sex?

[tahoejiko13]

yeah, once we grow up, all the jobs we studied for will be controlled by robots and we will have to find something elso to work for

[jokesterpants]

hahahaha this is funny

[hockeyhoy]

lol owned

[PsychoDaveFilms]

With this economy they would be lucky to be a monkey ;-)

[piecollectors]

omg economy this economy that...i asked my parents about it they say there have been many dates throughout their lifetime where the media said we were gonna crash and burn and die and it never happened.

[MaskedMumblr]

For some reason, news networks love to give bad news. Count how many good reports they have compared to bad one day

[PsychoDaveFilms]

It was a Joke. I personally am doing the same economically as I did 3 years ago. My income to spending ratio pretty much stays the same. Ever raise I get, I get another bill to compensate for it. Another $0.35hr raise, I add more premium channels to my line up. It all works out.

[eLTeProductions]

I'm going to need a little bit more reassurance than a boy named "piecollectors" mommy and daddy's opinion.

[piecollectors]

1. i am a girl

2. my uncle thought of the account name

3. fine dont believe me.....idrc what you think

[eLTeProductions]

see darling dont you see your making your own case?

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

you don't care what I think? How about; I don't care about a damn thing you just said.

[takeoffband]

so damn true

hahaha

[REDTEROR]

hurra i am a monkey :D

[jellydude7]

Degree!

[sinesterdesigns]

Great.

[WarriorOwnsAll]

lol, nice :B

[DanielSmith604]

now i'm depressed :(

[theshlauf]

"You won't just be a pencil pushing cubicle monkey, you'll be a pencil pushing cubicle monkey with a Degree!!!!"

LIES! I have a degree and I am not that lucky.

[PoseidonXIII]

Very funny!

[LightningLazer101]

So I wont be president. :-(

[budihollijr]

Yay capitalism! lol

[imtang0708]

Hilarious!!! Some of the dumbest people I know have Masters degrees!!!

[willleemarie]

60th comment

[Jinclops]

wow only 305 veiws...

[darkmojojojo]

The cure for an atom bomb is another atom bomb.

[79crazykid01]

So Sad, Yet So True! ugh... seems like a waste, but hopefully things will change!

[LOKIUNCIA]

Ha hA! A Cure For The Atom Bomb.

[ribbit4naruto]

"You won't just be a pencil pushing cubicle monkey, you'll be a pencil pushing cubicle monkey WITH A DEGREE!"

Oh yeah, that makes it all the better. -_-"

[whitebishop1]

Paper pushing cubicle monkey, yeah that's what I became sadly :-(

[BenAndSorenShow]

PENCIL PUSHING CUBICLE MONKEY!!! :P

[TheModernGuy]

It's been an eternity since the last good jibjab video... :(

[IconMatthew1]

very true sadly

[HotFive64231]

Yeah, its all conformism.

[bamesjasti]

waste of time