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  • haha ohhhhk thats uhhhh ummmmm weird

  • rape the fruit lalalajdndllmdsbcn

  • he tought me how to sexually eat fruit

  • He strongly reminds me of Jim Carey! It must be the facial expressions and random outbursts

  • then you give her a lill nibble

    BIG BITE

    Later Imma share you with my TOLATE

  • LOOL

    I love you.

  • Ha you funny is fuck

  • im currently dying.. hahaha (:

  • I kissed my girlfriend like the fruit, and I tored her face off...oops

  • Reminds of Jim Carrey!

  • I love gradual report!

  • !!!!You are a jerk

  • Haha the next Jim Carey!!!!

  • dont brush with dog shit!

  • Fuck you you duck fuck mother faggin prick

  • I hate you.

  • i bet alex is mad at this guy.

  • "im gonna share u later with my toilet" nom nom nom, hahah

  • very soft..... it bruises easily... *creeper smile*

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  • *chews fruit* AHHHH....YOUR SO GOOD TO MEH

  • just pause at 2:56 ;)

  • "I WILL EAT YOUR HEART"

    *Is clearly holding brain mush from watermelon*

  • i am gonna share u later wirh mith my tolet lmfao xD 3:40

  • Gracy3545 do u go to somerset school?

  • Gracy3545 do u go to somerset school

  • What is a mof

  • Im officially disturbed.

  • 12,043 people were looking for an actual guide on how to kiss...HAHA

  • Oh my god, i had a major laugh attack. Subscribed. :)

  • im pretty sure this is where my bf learned to kiss... cuz its fantastic. yes, he bites me. om nom. i taste of pomegranates apparently.

  • Lol "ill be sharing you with my toilet later" wtf?? LMFAOOOOOO

  • U killed my peach

  • 30,000,000 views !!! pitch commateruo

  • cant stop laughing :) nice one :)

  • I now how to kiss

  • This just made my day

  • Lmao!! this was hilarious :))

  • rozjebał arbuza ;/

  • ur so fukin funny

  • And delete history

  • Lol rofl lmfao funny

  • 0:15-0:19 By the mouf?

  • Jim Carrey comes to mind when watch this funny guy

  • this was...kinda helpful?

  • lol rape that fruit basket lol no rape that thums up button!!!!!

    

  • give her a little kiss right on the old fruitaroo XD

  • you sir...are a tool.

  • hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaa­aaaaaaaaa

  • cute eye xP

  • "EHH! YUKCKEH!"

  • haha wtf lolllll

  • 12,035 dont know how to kiss correctly x]

  • Laughed out loud for an hour!

    0:43

  • is these how to be a good kiss or be a big fat fuckin retard fuckin a dog

  • I'm 11 I haven't kissed before but I don't wanna start with fruit nor have sex with fruit if I did the fruit would be wearing a condom any way LOL

  • When my friend sent me this..I was kissing someone..LOOL

  • I love his fruit voices

  • MOUF

  • rape a fruit basket xD

  • LOL xD youll have to hide the body later.. xD

  • What video does he beat the shit out of that watermelon?

  • WATCH MY KISSING VIDEOS OF ME KISSING ALOT OF GIRLS IM BIG PIMPING IT MEXICAN ITALIAN SPANISH AND OLDER CHICKS CHECK IT OUT I ALREADY HAVE 90000 VIEWS LEAVE UR COMMENTS

  • If you do any of this...You will not ever be seeing your girl/fruit again.

  • This guy is crazy

  • he's like jim carrey. on crack

  • How to beat the s*** out of some one lol cracks me up

  • what a tosser

  • How come he bleeped out the 1st time he said s*** but not the second time? lol!

  • very best with the tongue :)))))

  • Fail hahah no

  • ahahaha i absolutely love this video, me and my friend watch it like all the time and are like on the floor laughing everytime, love it danny

  • A laughing video doc it's cool

  • @ThatAnnoyingGuyFrom I know right

  • Are you kissing or eating pussy?

  • omfg ROTFL

    "hiiiiiiiiiiii wannna kiisssssss"

    "thers a hint of death on my lips

    LOL

  • I died so hard xD

  • My friend sent me this

  • Just go ahead and give her a little nibble

  • so what is should do is bite my girlfriend's tounge off??

  • xD

    

  • 1.close your eyes 2. Say your crushes name 3. Touch A body part 4. Copy and paste on two dif videos 5. Your crush will touch you there tommorow

  • I didn't know we had our hart in our head lol:)

  • Lmfaooooo

  • ANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDD DELEEETTEEE HISTORY !

  • @ZliPatak94 thas what im sayin

  • the noise when he holds up the apple, i can't.. xD

  • hahahaa this is so stupid yet funny yet stupid lol

  • that is funny!!

  • through the mawff ! 

  • HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH­AHAH watta kiss!

  • Just remember if you do that you'll have to hide the body l8ter

  • LOL! step 4 possibly 5 because im an idiot and lost count :)

  • LMAO oh dam

  • reminds me of jim carrey

  • @allthatOTHERshiiet Jim Carrey and Dane Cook mixed.

  • i cant stop laughting :D:D:D

  • you eat fruit weird ;p

  • Well this is..different..;L

  • Double chin when he bites the fruit for the first time

  • "I WILL EAT YOUR HEART"

    - in the head ...

  • your soo funny :)

  • Ok

  • you treated me ,stupid man

  • 12001 people took his advice seriously...

  • @kingpjmk what's wrong with that !! I took his advice and it worked just like heaven xD

  • @Mr7Crash oh, there's nothing wrong with that, its only wrong when you take a large juicy bite out of her... XD

  • @kingpjmk hahaha yeah I can Imagine the Impact of that on the relationship xD Lol

  • is this how you always eat fruit?

  • Make your peach feel peachy baby- Pitbull

  • Hey Danny check out my wog version of Mozart u picku materinu!!!!!!!!!! Just You Tube "Mozart Wog"

  • Thanks 

  • Lol

  • @xXeddyboi760Xx Lol your right

  • LOL do more videos!!!!

  • dude are you in role models?! 

  • this is fu cking amazing, your hilarious

  • Wow a copy of Fred and a loser combined what a fucking loser

  • HILARIOUS-3

  • oh god.........poor peach

  • I swear this is some funny shit

  • Too FUNNY!!!XD ahaha it's wierd!!

  • 1:52 - 1:56 ROFL

  • that's Funny. that is what we call funny

  • this video so old i cant rate anymore :D

  • omggggg dis dude is fuckin funnyyyyyyy!!!! LMFAO!!

  • at first i was all like " this guy is so wierd wat the hell is this isearched up kissing and i got this crap" but after a while i was all like "i love this overego phyco"this dude is freaki' awesome!

  • wow 29 million views. good job Danny.... so I basically watched this 29,999,999 times.... who else watched it?

  • 0:43 you look like Paul Giamatti in big fat lier o.O just thought i would point that out... carry on

  • LMFAO!

  • You are fricking awesome XD

  • uh, lol, when u say I WILL EAT YOUR HEART, you were eating his brains *chuckle cuckel*

    

  • lmao!!!

  • ok lol im not gonna bite my gf lol

  • hah this is so funny but i dont need help :P

  • Lmao!!!!

  • you failed me i tried to give my gf lower lip and she slapped me

  • Omg!!!!! I -3 u so much!!! I'm totally a little lemondrop!!!!

  • in this video, danny eats a piece of fruit and uses it as a metaphore for something serious

  • Fuck these Ron Paul Commercials, he's a prick.

  • the highlight was the peach makeout scene.

  • Wow u r really wired

  • This guy is like Jim Carry's brother i swear...

  • hahaha!! wth! best vid ever!

    

  • oh my gosh im laughing so frikken hard

  • My friend jack loves this video me too :-)

  • I would be scared as hell to kiss him!! Lmao

  • Youuuu are Too Funny!!!!

  • a little nibble?

  • you sad hopeless fucker

  • this men i king

    

  • 2:30 on wards, the best parts

  • Slakjee

  • AHHHHHHHH Your so good to me..

  • 0:42 jajajaja 0:55 jajajaaja 0:58 jajajajajaja wtd xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 2:04 fruitaroo!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • No not this one either Alex

  • I fucking flipped when he began to eat the watermelons heart

  • I really want fruit now...

  • I love this video! I just laughed my head off.

  • I just jizzed from laughing so hard

  • I just jazzed from laughing so hard

  • I can't even begin to explain how hard I laughed at this.... too funny.

  • When i tried to kiss my GF like that she got mad for some reason...

  • i laughed so frigging hard omg

    

  • im fucking tired of the young london commercial...

  • this is fking hillarious

    

  • nob head y would u make a vid about this u fuckin gay

  • do you have a girlfriend?

  • Oh my god this video was crack-up, but it didn't help at all xD

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  • haha u r soo funny lol i love this vid i o lol funny

  • you ugly as hell ,how the fuck you can kiss a real person ?! ew

  • this guy is fucking Annoying..!!!

  • Hiiiiiiii. wanna KISS!!

  • Ya he reminds me of jim carrey too

  • This's guy reminds me of Jim Cary

  • @xXeddyboi760Xx more like the mix between jim cary and a little bit of nicolas cage

  • I could NOT STOP LAUGHING! but quit the cussing would yea??:-l

  • ur fuckin halouriosssssss

  • Uhhhh later im going to share with my toilet

  • LOL!! the part is funny where he bites into the peach.....lol!!! XD

  • This guy makes me realize how ugly humans can be -.-