Ali G Show - Borat - Dog contest in USA

[tomkingslayer]

how many years do you do a doggy style hahahahahhahahaha

[cloudig]

how do you stop retard boys coming and enjoying the dogs? haha

[MrAustin61]

I like the Hot Red Head at the 30 second mark. He looks like a Century 21 Agent.

[MrMetsakurat]

Cant decide if "U S and A" or "USAiiiiiii" is funnier :P

[gocrosscountry1]

4:32 "how many years have you been doing doggie style?" hilarious!

[dexterzepter000]

US and A lol

[allannirvana]

why do you like doggy style.

[aldfjak]

you smell nice... you smell of dog

[snowblind1985]

spermatozoa!!

[TributeToTesla]

i would pay any money to see second borat movie

[Urindunk]

It price of a dog is also what keeps me from putting it in a sack and throwing it in the river.

[wizardssleeve09]

Too expensive, funny fucker!

[TheArunsingh1]

Oh man, this guy is just too good. He actually pulled off the Doggie Style joke with the old lady with getting beaten. ROFL

[TheArunsingh1]

At 1:28; did he smell the guy's ass ??????

[Krowsnose]

I wanna know what kind of prescription drugs that lady was on.

[Nextraker]

he mentioned Azamat Bagatov

[tristanauspride]

you have a nice smell...you smell of dog

[peterchuvalov]

B: How do u stop retard boys from coming in and...enjoying the dog...

A: well...

B: Has it happenned b4?

A: Yea

lol wtf?! hahahha



[jimmymckooel]

I wonder what he what happen if someone said he could collect sperm...

[camilo567]

she .a...called a.... walter.

[TheAlphafly]

In Italy we use to kiss men in cheeks, it's quite normal

[superzsolt]

@TheAlphafly wasnt that a long time ago though? thats an old tradition, right?

[TheAlphafly]

@superzsolt

We still do it

[liquidhead]

uninhibited...

[srf86]

poor lady

[iJustDontGiveAShit]

Spermatazoa....

[Lazonya777]

LINDY BAGATOV! LOL-TOO MUCH!!!

[huss211]

can i collect sperms ?

[wowowwiwa]

how does he act so serious without cracking up, not even a smile XD, truly the best actor that has ever lived

[ojideagu]

@wowowwiwa Watch the video where he goes to a club, he nearly cracks up while in the toilets

[auggiedoggy]

@ojideagu : You are talking abut the bowling club? Yes, he does crack a brief smile when the person from the club has his back turned.

[benjpaine300]

mind you i have my cock in my hand when i ask

[benjpaine300]

no women let me go up to them and let me touch there hair

[DnylF1]

I have a cup!

LOL

[tarkeke]

too expensive?....wtf?...

[MrClydekewl]

@tarkeke he probably means the dog was too expensive

[exoskeletonsz]

the first guy actually seemed like a nice american

[litlemidget]

you will put him in a sack in the river?

LMAO

[Fixdal]

@litlemidget lololool

[MrChattyO]

How do you stop retard boys????

[Fixdal]

@MrChattyO rofl

[sjpc33]

i dont understand how sacha and his crew keep a straight face

[ryansjones]

you know, I wonder how Borat would do if he had a dog, espeically a big dog like a golden retriever? That would be funny

[meheditube]

Oh! no! not now.........

[dirtydandruff]

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS 1:40

[Vorox144]

1:38 hahaha

[HiddenAdept]

The scene with the old guy was fricking hillarious.

[linkin0007]

DOGGYSTYLE...

[0fficialSasukeUchiha]

How do you stupid retard boy, coming in and entering the dogs?

[TheGunman44]

can i COLLCET YOUR DOGS SPERM I BE VERY QWICK

[Joey6131995]

that man didnt smell borat, he didnt respect him...

[beezyb42011]

borat would really be a great president :)

[toyotainside1]

How many years have you been doing doggy style ?? looooooool

[donteventry99]

some idiot sent me this.

[maris2411]

looooool

[TruePlayerrr]

"Her name...uhhh.. Walter" Lulz

[shackle5]

v good, i like

[animanyak29]

"i have a wife, want to see a picture??" ahahaha the picture was so funny.. ahaha

[ShadowoOfBlood]

2:17

I'M BLIND!!

[uhyea101]

can i ah... collect sperm?

[UpperPaleolithicMan]

"How do you stop retard boys coming in and..."enjoying" the dogs?"

rofl

[tombrokaw3]

wow, 100 thousandth view. do I win a prize?

[carnage101]

LMFAO. "Why you laugh...She is dead."

[ChuckieMcHaggis]

"Can I collect spermatozoa?" Brilliant.

[Nightmonkey17]

hahahha Lindy Bagatov

[Viktir666]

"You will put him in a sack in the river?"

LOL

[0fficialSasukeUchiha]

@Viktir666 The dog dishonor you?

[gh4pwner]

are these ppl actors, or just random ppl who are warned they are being filmed?

[carnage101]

@gh4pwner These are real people who have no clue what was going on. This was way back in like 2002 before Borat blew up with his movie and all that. This was him at his best IMO

[donteventry99]

sacha portrays eastern eroupeon people in the light they are, fuckin idiot backwards pig fuckin sister marryin incestous pedophiles and dog shit eatin people. oh did i just describe romanians and croatins and bosnians.

[Anonymiusen]

@donteventry99 Kazakhstan is in central Asia. Ignorance is bliss.

[donteventry99]

sacha is borat and borat is fuckin idiot, is he trying to make money ? is he trying to be funny? he is just fuckin idiot thats all.

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

looks like the man at 1:50 is a little insecure.

[zberontas]

-How many years have you been doing doggy style?

-Fifteen years.

LOL

[whitebuffalo78]

why you laugh ON me?

[johneysz89]

"You will put him in a sack in the river?"

[skydragon4ever]

How many years you been doing doggy style? ))) FUCK! ))))

[deltafit]

why do SO many people feel the need to write out a quote telling me WHAT I'VE JUST WATCHED AND HEARD FOR MYSELF!!! arrrrggghhh

[wrldeye12]

because they`re expressing what they found funny, obviously

[donteventry99]

@deltafit cause your not intelligent enough to know what you just wittnessed. mr sacha /borat eastern european dog shit eatin sister fucker,

[NielsShoe]

If they said yes he would of had to toss off a dog so that he doesnt blow his characters cover wtf.

[MunisBack]

LMAO "Why you laugh? She is dead."

[centuryman007]

Homophobic Yokels

[AmericanShadowman]

So you would be okay with a faggot wanting to do you up the ass? Cause I wouldn't.

[assfll]

i wanz to sniff u all

[lixiaochenx277]

His "you want to see my wife?" pictures is set to be a timeless classic.

[anitec19]

his wife LMAO very nice

[1992sloan]

"how do you stop retard boys from coming in and enjoying the dogs" lol

[RabDaBruce]

lol that cracked me up, does this happen? it can, it has lololololol

[benvindo05]

"how many years have you been doggystyle?" lol "and why you love doggystyle?"

[ChloeCaoimhe]

some men are so homphobic :L

[Paulchac2]

can i collect spermatazoa? hahahaha

[VirginChicken]

2:19 rofl

[VirginChicken]

What country is Borat from again?

[Demmonix]

Kazhakstan

[xXRockerGuyXx]

"it has" lmao!!

[ragtime1925]

Oh My, Linda Clark looked like "What the hell, is this some kind of joke??" That was really funny.

[NeilsShoe]

Tryin to wank all the dogs off wtf

[efhve]

Hahaha, "yeah, let me see, im sure she is a beaty!" ROFL

[Harcix]

You smell of dog :D

[hayderatrah]

4:33 cute dog

[gypsykatcher30]

WHY YOU LAUGHIN AT ME.... CHEEKY!

[unkn0wngenius]

"she's dead"

ROFLLL!!!!

[TheSnowpat]

she is dead XD

[armandmax]

where the fuck is the rest!!!!!!!!!!!

[vanhalen4life1]

how long you have been doggy style ?

the woman : 15 Years HaHaHaHa

[iremmeber]

LOLLLLLL

[dieforcekult]

@vanhalen4life1 Its so funny watching him keep a straight face during this part lol

[Poisonseed]

How many years have you been doing doggy-style?

hahahaha

[kid4ever32]

HAHAHAHA - She is dead- oh

[EmperorAtahualpa]

1:40 that shot of the fat woman running was hilarious :D clever editing!!

[LlortnA]

The intro song is catchy.

[strictlyformyninja]

LOL!!! "That's fun. She's uh uninhibited."

[vanhalen4life1]

i think that lady withe red dress fall in love with borat

[mehdiintheuk]

dogy style?

[vinnylim4]

hahaha, the first guy who refuses his kiss

[Sasuuuga]

happy ending maximum

hahahahaha

[Be1smaht]

wow y are they all so close minded. We are not close minded as these folks seem .

[markishatheplayer]

hahahhaha 15 years of doggystyle

[isaacisblackmagic]

hahahah

noooooo dont do that again. xD

[Sasuuuga]

has borat smelled him before? :D

[isaacisblackmagic]

lol nah i was reffering to what the old man said

[Sasuuuga]

i know lmao

[Prentom]

he bring shame on you! .. will you put him in a sack in the river? xD gotta love borat man! :D

[such098]

The kady sounds like Lois

[GuitarTeacherACDC]

BORAT FOR PRESIDENT

[wtfdonut]

she ask me money for doggy style lol.

[10rowingchick01]

"why you laugh..?"

haha

[Sener]

Spermatazov lol

[buckland007]

"You have a great smell, you smell of dog."

[raymangame]

lol ugly women

[seraphx20033]

man i love this theme song it reminds me of tetris

[GMASTERMAX]

lmao its a really russian/kazah song im from kazahstan and i heard it some where, its really familiar

[Dubbel777]

BORAT is GOD!!

[callodea]

How many years have you been going doggie style?

13 years

funny as fuck

[CheeseWheel3]

She is dead... She is dead.

[AmadiTheShaman]

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[joeycrack240]

why do they all agree to let him have spermatazoa lol

[hcig]

you can get big money from show dog sperm

same with show horse sperm

or show or race anything sperm, all about breeding. probably nice for the dogs though.

[calomontt]

professional dog handler . Another big name for a small job

[WWEinvadesTNA8]

love that theme song

[caikovskee]

Lol, she didn't know what doggie style was

[noventar]

"can I ... collect spermatozoa?"

*reaches for the dog's penis

ROFL

[soccerfresstyla]

its like miss america contest only with dogs and ugly women :D

[moseb1]

why wasnt this on any of the hbo dvds??

[NotMadWeak]

not all of the segments agreed upon between HBO and BBC made it to DVD because many of them weren't filmed while Sacha was under contract with the BBC. This mainly pertains to earlier segments (mid and late 90's)

[orca110011]

retard boys enjoying the dogs

[G0rgic0n]

why she do this?

[ppiimmaann87]

hahahha how long u been doing doggystyle?!

[prewizzle]

hahaa I Lol'd

[PeteGeeza86]

Retard boys coming in and enjoying the dogs...LOL!

[andy123pandy]

ha ha

" so why do you like doggy style " haha

[YouNoop]

Doggystyle :D

[Devolliu84]

hahahaha he wanted to jack off the dog hahahahahah can i collect spermadozoid..hahaha oh man

[saidder]

That's just ridiculous. omg

[dirtydoszen]

hnn? why

[Dtanti]

loool how many years have u been doing doggy style ... loooooool

[CL1Pmaster]

why do good actors like sacha dont become that famous, then others like brad pitt who just look good are the ones getting all the money

[ChumDiggins]

of everything he has done, sacha always amazes me with his ability to act so well, be convincing, and keep a straight face

[bratpit80]

sasha is not famous? haha, hes got more money the 10 brad pitts

[Nightmonkey17]

Can I take spermatazoa from it? Can I collect it now?

[MajorCrazy1]

and y do u enjoy doggie style?? haha this dude is halarious

[Purpleboi08]

the way he laughs in 3:00 kills me ahahahahhah

[reedpower]

that girl in red would of let borat feel her up, she was into him

[joekombai]

He got best of opposite sex ? wtf

[ianedwards19]

A female dog won Top Dog. The dog you are talking about was the best male dog.

[RammsteinFan1100]

hahhah dogy style xDDDD

[torontoraptorsnba]

how many years have u been doing doggy style....15 years rofl.......imaaoooooooo

[johnc310]

the wife pictures LOL

[tyler7878]

Man, we need more actors like Sascha Baron Cohen who dont give a fuck what people think. BORAT FOR PRESIDENT!

[Flykrazy]

Wow I can't believe when Borat suggested he put it in a sack in a river.. The man goes "No, too expensive."

1:19

[trafford95]

that guy was such an ass!

[astrastyle]

"Its like miss america contenst but with dogs and ugly woman" ROFL

[rghising]

lol.......HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN DOING DOGGY SSTYLE ???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[HoodstarMoTg007]

hhahaahahah Borat youre th sickesssssssssssssssssssssssst­tt man on the whole planet lolol

[donniexbw420]

we take dog shoot them in a field and then have a party!