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  • Guy-is it an earthquake?

    Director-no I'm just shaking the camera about because we cant afford decent effects.

  • Was i Just Trolled?

  • IT HAS CLOVER'S ROAR!

  • A movie that takes place in Japan, where monsters destroy cities all the time, and stars two chicks instead of a bunch of douchebag guys? Yeah, this is WAY better than Cloverfield.

  • Im disgusted to the MAX!

  • This is my third favorite handheld camera movie ever, even if it is a Mockbuster of Cloverfield. Evil giant Japanese worms ftw. C:

  • ITS GODZILLLLLAAAA!

  • Nice, end your film career with a full speed frontal crash equivalent. I almost spend 1 € in the video store for this garbage. You'd have to be a really hardcore trash film fan to watch this.

  • This is so bad I'm embarrassed for the actors. Hard to watch.

  • Its actually easier to watch than Cloverfield....which made me feel nauseous lol!!

    so i guess thats a plus?

  • Now we know why the Japanese want us off Okinawa. Look at the crap we're giving them.

  • The woman was actually trying to get out of filming.

  • ahhhhhhh itz gojirraaaaa!!!!!

  • they are deffly not the idiots here. the idiots r the people that buy this shit. asylum is just trying to capitalize on them. they get a million dollars every film so thats pretty good for a mockbuster company

  • I have a dvd with three monster movies on it and this is one of theme. Can i get this on a single dvd? If so, were can i get it?

  • Sadly, this knock off is the closest thing that looks like the movie it's trying to knock off.

  • Ça m'a l'air d'un bon gros nanar

  • At least Starscream makes a cameo appearance.

  • hated this movie, couldn't watch it.. too boring first 20 mins...

  • There is a video I saw where someone has proof that they stole the Colverfield roar but backwards. Also I know what the monster is: this movie.

  • where can i watch the movie

  • I wanna see that thing so bad, but J.J. Abrams, and apparantly followers, keep their monsters to the movie.

  • suprisingly its just as crappy as movie they were trying to rip off

  • almost as good as transmorphers aka best movie wait to see it.

  • Camera was found in Tokyo. Case known as "I ran out of money to make a movie so instead i made this piece of (beep!) movie." Only viewable by hobos living on the street, people under the age of two, or the influence of drugs and/or alcohol (hic).

  • "Oh my God! What' happenning!?

    Oh my God! I'm in a crap movie!

    Get me out of here!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!!!"

    ...

  • i saw this movie and i was very disapointed......this is such a bad movie and obviously a ripoff of cloverfield

  • It wasnt an earthquake?

    no F!cking sh!t you assholes a two year old wouldn't be fooled by those effects

  • Beware the tentacle monster!

  • Opening Words:

    "On January 17, 2003 a Devastating Earthquake hit Japan."

    Opening Scene:

    "MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE HITS JAPAN"

    -_-

  • did they just port giant octopus into this movie and call it monster?

  • The way The Watchmen should have ended.

  • @wcfcarolina13 Hell yeah. should have stayed true to the novel.

  • GODZILLA!!!!!!!

  • You know... I was about to leave some tentacle-hentai reference in the comments, but then I noticed that there are already two of those. So I won't bother...

  • Hah haha X3

    Ja das ist Japan....

    die und ihre Tantaclemonster XD

    und in der Hauptrolle eine Frau, na das passt ja gut. XD

  • you do realize this came out before cloverfield

  • ROFL!!!! :50 thats the exact same jet they used in TransMORPHers LOL i was rolling when i saw this trailer... wat idiots

  • LMAO wow!! Recycled CG!!!

  • You know for a ripoff studio, their effects are better than most B rated movies, not giving them any other mention though.

  • "Mockbuster"! Ha! I love it.

  • Well if it's in Japan and there's a big tail this is obviously a Godzilla movie

  • no its not a tail its a giant tentacle 9i have got this film and i have to say it is actualy better than cloverfield it seems more realistic. the monster is a giant octipus . but it only shows its tentacles.

  • your retarded go die

  • how am i i just said it is a tentacle from a squid of some sort and i think the story is better and more realistic.

  • I don't like cloverfield and therefor for me this is utter crap. From the start to the end.

  • i own this movie and i loved it im not kidding .way better than cloverfield

  • your fucking retarded

  • Ummm...didn't Cloverfield producers admit to stealing from Godzilla? They openly called the film "Godzilla meets The Blair Witch Project."

  • no, man, that was just saying it was a huge monster movie in that style, not that they were stealing godzilla. the idea was an american godzilla (stating that king kong was too "cute" on account of really being a good guy)

  • The original Godzilla was a metaphor for American imperialism in Japan. America has no such analog, so a monster movie holds no cultural weight. Also, they need to stop making movies for hipsters.

  • it's better than movies for retards. it was a shining light of a newer concept in a mass pit of gross out comedies and mindless action films.

    by american godzilla, they meant an iconic monster, not a symbol of opression.

  • Same with King Kong which was a movie made as a diss on Congo or at least a king there etc.

  • LOL. YESSSSS!

  • LOL! I need a job at Asylum, that would be fun.

  • I didnt know the Asylum were hentai fans XD

  • This movie was not actually as bad as i thought it was going to be.

  • Yeah but wasn't this made before cloverfield?

  • Nope:)

  • I'm sure it was because I remember seeing the trailer a long time ago but maybe it was before cloverfield

  • You've got to be fucking kidding

  • Reminds me of a Command and Conquer cutscene.

    And not in a good way.

  • They should make a movie rip off of The Godfather. lol

  • it looks like a giant weewee

  • where can i download this shit ?

    i love asylum movies, they are so... i don't know the english word but i really enjoy them... XD !!!!!!

  • i think the word you were thinking about is Horrible and i agree lol

  • Btw,in one scene in the movie they say ''look at the view from up here!''even though there at the ground.

  • Your kidding right?

  • i saw this movie before...it was.....bad....i couldn't even watch the whole thing,and i cant believe they even put it on the counter in blockbuster

  • Of course asylum used asians... they'd take a penny just to act in the movie

  • why does asylum rip off so many movies?its so uncreative! they know there ripping off moviesso why are they doing this shit

  • yeah Ive noticed that they ripped off a lot of movies

  • These two shouldn't be filmmakers if they film like that.

    Am I to believe they were shooting from Tokyo? I don't remember Tokyo looking like downtown LA.

  • Asylum is not a bad company.... some people just don't know how to enjoy a parody :( And I watched/love Cloverfield. But come on there WAS so much to laugh at :>

  • You're right but they should save up all their cash and try to make one decent [original] movie and maybe they make something. Not gradiose but something small before they lose everything. Netflix keeps them alive.

  • ummm... this isn't a parody.

  • Wow. I've got only one word running through my mind right now: Shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty

    F-you, A-shit-lump.

  • AHHH RUN its MOCKZILLA!!111!ONE!!1

  • i love freaking mockbusters

  • Movie Title: Monter

    Distributed by:The Asylum

    Budget: $19,95 USD 8 cask beers with Budweiser Director's mother Director's sister Director's daughter Director's wife 1 old video camera Some redneck's

    Special Efects: Photoshop, Paint(sponsored by Microsoft)

    Gross revenue: $0 USD (youtube have free content)

  • @URIZHEY dont forget windows movie maker

  • @URIZHEY youre wrong about the last part- unfortunately they profited from this shit. theyve never lost money on a movie

  • ITS GODZILOLLA!!

  • A is for asshole S is for shit! Y is for yawn! yuk! L is for losers! U if for useless!! m is for morons!

  • i love ur commet man!

    LOL!

    i also hate asylum

  • GO GO GODZILLA!!!

  • waste of good talent, i mean im not gonna talk bad about the value of the cgi because i think its pretty good but the fact that they are mimicking cloverfield is just terrible. no creativity.

  • 100% a cloverfield rip-off

  • basura

  • oo nga walang kwenta! basura!

  • The roar of this monster is just the Cloverfield monster's roar reversed.

  • Stale "Left Over Field:

  • MONSTER FAIL.

  • wat is wrong with the people at asylum

  • Everything.

  • their all retarded

  • they have the balls 2 rip off 2 movies at the same time god damned

  • fair point but i still cant see hw it is their getting away with it

  • they movies come out first than the original movies

  • so ur saying J.J. Abrams ripped off these fag holes? i beg to differ

  • no man

  • lol sorry man, its kk, :)

  • Asylum knew that Cloverfield was cooming out in theatres soon, so they had the "great" idea to let this 'Monster' come out a pair of days before the original movie (Cloverfield), probably they expected to fool someone and make him think this ripoff was the original.

  • lmao these remakes get worse and worse every time lol it looks like a penis! lmao i wounder if they make a ripoff of a shit moive would it be better

  • hahaha wtf was that.

  • Yeah, usually bad movies they put a hot girl in to try to "ease the pain" or something.  But idk about this one.

  • wat is the monster in this movie?

  • well out of all my thoights i would have to say (couph cough)ripoff(cough cough)it was a good movie (couph cough)not(couph cough)

  • You really ought to drink some water before typing.

  • That was retarded. The fact the camera stopped too long made it even more retarded. Also at 0:44 was the SAME EXACT roar of Cloverfield in the trailer.

  • Too much hentai lately?

  • Iv Seen This Film

    I Thought It Was Rubbish

    Thats Just My Opinion

    I Thought The Actors In It Were Really Shit

  • see i wouldnt hav mind this movie as much if Asylum didnt make it out to be a "true" story

    i think i would hav heard about a fuckin monster in japan on CNN

  • ok i just got finished watching Monster, the Charlize Theron movie about the serial killing prostitute, and when i saw on IMDb something that said Monster(2008) i fucking flipped out thinking some asshole was gonna remake this masterpiece of film. now im a bit relieved to know now that it's just Asylum being assholes again.

  • It may be a ripoff, but it looks well made, though. Might be worth watching.

  • no,

  • .....HAHAHAHAHAH

  • I think I may have to start collecting asylum films, this is pure genius :-D

  • Name any upcoming big-budget action/fantasy/sci-fi movie, and you can guarantee that The Asylum will make a rip-off of it.

  • Wait... So in Cloverfield... It wasn't an earthquake? Ughhhh. Not only is it a rip-off the whole movie is ruined in just the trailer!

  • This is way more drastic then Cloverfield

    you know how you can tell

    because its a SQUID!!!!!

  • Hey! Hey!

    I've seen a movie JUST like this. It was called Cloverfield!

  • was that suposed to be sarcasm?

  • Yes.

  • amazing that they could rip off a movie that's trailers were so vauge that no one even knew what the monster looked like until it came out.

  • But it wasn't an earthquake.

    IT WAS A ROCK-LOOOOBSTER!!!

  • Haha, I said the exact same thing about a month before you did. Got 7+ as well :)

  • haha gold.

  • Was the chick at 0:28 getting raped?

  • Nice Vid

  • Was the Monster named Godzilla?

  • I would like to view this as a complement to Cloverfield. It's still a "video camera gimmick" movie, albeit the monster itself is ridiculous in design and effects. In fact, it looks dreadfully fake the first time I saw this on Youtube. Youtube's poor quality video usually hides flaws which could be seen in higher definition, but the fact that even in a poor quality video that you could see how bad it looks, is how bad it is.

    It could have been good if they made the monster ambigious.

  • "On January 17, 2003 a Devastating earthquake hit japan"

    MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE HITS JAPAN

  • Ohh that's it, I will write a letter to these people and sew them for the ammount of money each movie took (even though i don't own any) lol! I'd get like $3 back. Why can't they come up with an idea of thier own?? Have mercy on the real cinema!!

  • Th roar in this trailer is actually The Cloverfield monster's roar played backwards

  • But it wasn't an earthquake...it was the simultaneous vomiting of everyone who saw this movie.

  • good one! XD

  • But it wasn't an Earthquake...

    It was a ROCK LOBSTER!

  • Hahaha, i love you :)

  • ROCK LOBSTER!(plays a few more notes)

    (In high pitched voice) ROCK LOBSTER!

  • haha

  • Not only do these idiots not know what year it is, but they also think YouTube existed back in 2003! The characters in this movie repeatedly reference YouTube despite the fact that movie takes place in 2003 and YouTube didn't launch until 2005!

    For the love of god, why is ASSylum still able to produce this garbage and get it into major retail outlets??

    I wish one of the major Hollywood studios would just sue the hacks at 'The Asylum' and put them out of business already. It's long overdue.

  • "but it wasn't an earthquake.. it was a ....monster" lol wtf? thats original, it looks like somesort of porno, it would prolly sell better if it wactualy was lol

  • sounds like a romp

  • BUT IT WASN'T AN EARTHQUAKE!?!?!?!? Now THAT, was a shock.

  • No kidding huh? IT WASEN'T AN EARTHQUAKE????!!???? WHAT!!!!???!! My god when I saw those tentacles I nearly fell outta my seat I swear to god it was supposed to be an earthquake. But it was a monster??? HOLY SHIT!!!!!! WHAT A TWIST!!!! What will Asylum do next?

  • nice

  • Yeah I know..... BUT SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! WHAT A MUTHA FUCKIN TWIST!!!!! IT WASEN'T AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • This movie actually made me more sick than Cloverfield. Cloverfield used too much shaky cam but Monster abused it beyond belief.

  • asylum is so sad

  • We kaiju fans pretty much will watch any giant monster, some of the most adored cult classics were the "Monster" of their day, like Yongary, Gamera, Guilala etc. Even godzilla was a direct inspiration of the The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.

    But atleast those movies gave us an actual monster, not just some tenticles, and atleast they were fun, this looks like uninteresting garbage in the same vein of Zarkorr and Kraa.

  • this was horrible NEVER watch it, oh and think the roar sound is similar, it IS the roar, just backwards. i HATE asylum with a fucking passion

  • Wow. Unbelievable, they even have some of the same shots and scenes.

    Doubt he's as adorable as ol' Clovie though.

    OwO --RAWR.

  • its alittle rip off

    you cant see the monster only its tail

  • film looks atcually good. i heard cloveys roar a little.

  • bullshit id sue

  • Believe it or not but I checked out The Asylum on wikipedia. EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THEY MADE WAS A RIPOFF OF SOME OTHER MOVIE!

  • What an original name. MONSTER. Who the fuck came up with that???

    Shite cloverfield knockoff. Fuck off asylum, make something original for once.

  • Or better yet just stop making movie's.

  • the face of fuck at 1:17

  • ...A Giant Squid. Very Original...

  • what does this come out

  • wow, what a cloverfield ripoff. Right down to the roar and everything.

  • THAT MOVIE SUCKS!!!!

    I went to the movie teather and I find out that all the fucking movie has been filmed with a handheld camera style...

    I couldn't stay for more than 20 minutes that movie makes you dizzy :S

  • wow they sure can roll out the crappy ripoffs fast

  • LMAO BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You gotta love Asylum for that stupid crap.

  • What the fuck is this shit?

  • ha-haa-haaa-choooripoff..

  • Hey YoungTails, I actually watched Alien vs Hunter! I was laughing my head off at how horribly BAD it was! They even dared to have a *twist* at the end that absolutely TERRIBLE!!!

    lmao!!

  • LOL I almost downloaded that shit. Had to be better than Snakes On A Train.

  • lol they stole the cloverfield roar

  • an exact copy to

  • La gente de The Asylum no tiene verguenza.

    Plagian peliculas como si fuera comida.

    Todos los trailers de esta "compañia" son horribles.

  • This is STUPID. The Asylum needs to start making original movies again and stop screwing around with their Mockbuster stupidity. Their strategy to make money off of movies that are ripoffs dosen't even probably work, so I can't see why they would keep doing it. (Oh, and when the monster roars it's exactly the same as the Cloverfield monster's roar. Can't even produce sound effects, huh?)

  • notice how it says 1-15-07 they don't even know what year it is!

  • LOL!