I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

[MissySoilavp853]

hrm i am from uk

[cnr2011]

"comb your beard, i dont wanna hear that shit" haha, "i dont sell hoes i sell candy, cant you see my fucking outfit? im a part time stripper, and i do hair"

[repz510]

Ahh im tripin on acid....

[curnewzack]

Lmao 7:07

Juuugs Gotchyaaaa!!

[iiMGorgeousBabii]

hurry up and count this money before jugg.. OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

[VY4prez10]

IM MADE OUTTA LAFFY TAFFY MUTHAFUCKA

[XargenTelNada]

I'm 'BOUT to kill this BITCH, gonna fuck her in the EAR... BLOW HER BRAINS OUT 'CUS I'M THE GOD DAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIAATCH, I'mma break her in half!

[XargenTelNada]

Needs an HD re-do xD

[jarredkenyatta]

"You ready you ready you ready bitch " lol

[flargis4]

Lol i love how tht one guy is obsessed with his pimp cane.

[Whiteboy1036]

Silly BITCH your wepons can not harm me!!! lol

[OneOfDaLast]

I got this shit is fourth grade...

[TheOmfgitsmichael]

I'ma kill him, I'ma rape him, I'ma eat his fucking costume!

[40dakilla]

oh its the juggernaut b1tch and a got a b1tch with me

[40dakilla]

u cant harm me are u azz do u not know who i am im the juggernaut b1tch ima hit u with ur own pimp

[40dakilla]

ima kill him ima rape him ima eat his costume

[insolentwretch]

XD Vehement dick. LOL!

[sec0ndevolution]

@insolentwretch * Behemoth

[xnreyescj]

8:15 - Juggernaut,..ugh..¿tu sabes?

[speedygt40]

I'm the juggernaut BITCH and I got a BITCH with me. I'll smack you with your own damn PIMP.

[WeWantShady]

I watch this sh*t at least once every day.

[hawkinable]

Dude, We're The Juggernauts Bitch

[immadoodyesiam]

im weak

[skuterixas91]

Juggernaut needs to keep his pimp-hand strong over those x-men hoes

[ODENGRACIE]

My cat's breath smells like cat. I made this video.

[AbduCola]

0:25 when Xavier is talking shit is the best part

[Ice24King]

These mother fuckas ripped my suit

[stillen1pa]

i dont give a damn.....im made of laffy taffy mothafucka

[stillen1pa]

Im gonna kill him, I'm gonna rape him, im gonna eat his fuckin' costume...just wait!!

too many funny ass lines

[JoshyxXxWoshy]

I'm gon beat yo ass (AHHHH)

Too Fast !!

You betta run Charles....best shit ever

[claytonbigsbykx3]

Still the greatest parody in history

[evrgood]

ZAP yo dumbass!!

[djdraidelspin]

LASER DODGING!!!!!!

[NeoGamemaster]

Vinnie Jones.

[wowpat449]

Nigga, I don't sell hoes, I sell candy, can'tcha see my fuckin outfit? I'm a part-time strippa.... and I do hair!"

[FULLVEEO]

Ya better run Charles.

[YungBlaq05]

"you see my mutha fuckin space ship? this is a DODGE!"

[MexicanoAIR]

I got this shit in fourth grade oh nooo!

[mvmkproductions666]

"IMA KILL EM , IMA RAPE EM, IMA EAT HIS FUCKIN COSTUME!"

[mindyschocolate]

This is still hilarious after all these years. "...but I'm the Juggernaut Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!"

[sunset261]

COMB YOUR BEARD!

[GAGJR]

im made out of laughy taffy lol

[smartell511]

I'm made out of laffy taffy ma'fucka lmao...... OOOHHHHH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT!!!!

[teddyman491]

"I'm the juggernaunt I'm ready to fuck i been ready to fuck!" lmao

[skatehard1411470]

Come're bitch, I like ya raincoat!

[blasterb118]

I'mma beat the shit out chu' with Charles. - best line

[tonysazz]

I'm watching this episode on Netflix right now and find myself doing the voice over for it lol

[RoDdogg17]

Funny shizzel lol

[RoDdogg17]

Funny shit!

[Smoker129]

LOL!

[Ravengaurd6]

this is internet classic

[vickersfan]

lol "wtf! captain planet?! i think i see captain planet!"

[tstokesification]

Where da fuck you think you going? JUG'S Gotcha!!!

[aesniper]

Its still funny!

[codyatmhs]

You know who I am? He must not know who I am.. I'm the juggernaut!

[SevenonThebeat]

I'm ready to fuck.

[Sprey]

"you see my motha fucking space ship?! its a dodge"

[c131787]

mr sladana 1:17 ....FUNNY AF

[MrMoBidnizz]

Man I cant find the V for vendetta one they did!!!!!!!!!!

[brad238899]

I still use "Were gonna have a rape party" on a daily basis.

[Perallious]

@brad238899 I still use kill em, rape em and eat his mother fucking costume almost everyday. I tend to bring out the rape party line every now and then

[TyrantDK]

Bow down to a true monamiiiiiiiiiiiiii..

[TyrantDK]

You red looking motherfucking mustard..

Haaa, ain't that a bitch!? I'm ketchup motherfucker.. I must zap your dumb ass!

[gdngothehieu]

pimp = penis in my paint ?

[Type1iron]

Nxgga, I don't sell hoes, I sell candy. Can't you see my fxxking outfit.? Im a part time stripper & I do hair.. Fxxk is wrong with you.

[cavemansol]

Comb your beard, i dont wanna hear that shit!

[Warpony9000]

Funny after all this time. And this was the reason to watch X3.

[Hydra1337]

What, only 4.8 million views?

Deserves to have more views than ALL videos of Justin Bieber combined.

[IKE98ANDY98]

3:01-3:12 LMFAO

[mattxrag3]

best part 4:44

[cinderblok]

Look, Goliath...tu sabe...

LOL

[CoN0R115]

I'm CRYING with Laughter.

[TheNiGs6]

"IM THE JUGGERNAUT IM READ TO FUCK I BEEN READY TO FUCK MY SUITS SO TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

[charger1132]

can I fuck u

[TheNiGs6]

"no but im about to kill this bitch im about to fuck her in the ear and BLOW HER BRAINS OUT BECAUSE IM THE GOD DAMN JUGGUERNAUT BITCH IMA BREAK YOU IN HAAAAAALF!"

[willsmackyoudown]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES"

[atomicswoosh]

Why is Dr X chanting like Jackie Chan's Grandfather?

[987654321als]

pimp slap yo ass bitch

[PhrostReaper]

1:19 Yu mo guai guai fai di zhao...

[UghKatie1]

Where is this Juggernaut motherfucker? I will crush him with my hand.

You cant be serious. This motherfucker talkin bout me! Imma beat the shit---GTFO my way.

[Lastdon56]

I'm the Juggernaut bitch, Ima hit you wit yo own pimp!

[grillinIstheLife]

i want this in 720 so bad

[ConciousEcho]

Funniest sh@t on youtube and it has 4million views, while corny videos get up to 25 million views for coorny craP

[No7oriouSx]

shut the fuck up charles

[TheWildfireGate]

PIMP SMACK YO ASS BITCH!!!

[MaggatieTV]

You my hooker naaaow.. Now it's time for me to take my prize. I'm gonna rape you bitch. You ready? You ready? You ready huh bitch?? You ready bitch?

[jlafloe619]

Oh its the Nigganaut BITCH!

[chaosteam53]

I wonder how this will work out in mw3?

[LuBu20008]

Shut up chales

[MaggatieTV]

AHH I'm trippin' off acid!

[simonsez0800]

IT THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND I GOT A BITCH WITH ME

[oisinmcdaid]

I'M THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

[LordKin15]

240p... How have you been?

[jlafloe619]

@LordKin15 Comb your beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.

[Cipher343]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM DA JUGGANAUT BITCCCCCCCCCCH

[TheWildfireGate]

2:53 "fuck em up nigga!" lmao

[KillerMinecrafter]

Homies Unite!

[ScramblesAndSanchez]

im made outta laffy taffy...

[MegaTANK83]

you ready you ready you ready

[gdngothehieu]

shit ! all of the starred in this shit are all black

[darkstarxxx94]

I oughta ZAP yo dumbass lol bow down to a true pimp

[blaknoizee]

Hahaha, I remember this from highschool. Idk what these dudes were thinkin but its awesome

[BlackGwarDeath666]

man i totally forgot about this shit bitch this shit wicked

[WRC313]

OOOHH its the juggernaut! XD

[AutoClown]

i'm made out of Laffy Taffy, mother fucker.

[epileptictruth]

i just realized the juggernaut threw a parapaylic out the window, wow.

[REPINTDOT]

GOT MY PIMP CAIN BITCH

[Mystique540]

OHH ITS THE JUGGERANAUT B#$%@ AND I GOTTA B#$%^ WIT ME!!

[AkitoHayama01]

Comb your beard i dont want to hear that shit lol 

[MNforRonPaul1987]

3:08 I'm BAD!!!! lol.

[Polymorphable]

YOU CAN'T HARM ME, ARE YOU A FUCKING ASS??

[jshrubz]

"I want it. I want it willingly." "Oh I know ya do ya dirty bitch."

Classic internets.

[GrindinHRD]

Lmao! Ive seen this 4 years ago and it doesnt get old lol! I kno most of the words =) " Are u a fuckin ass?"

[KoH4711]

I'm saddened that no one's thought of better 'top' comments in 4 years... Come on, you dumb bastards...

[GiaJ1]

WOW



[fdfdfdfdsss]

It's funny because they're black voices coming from white people.

[JDMiPhoner]

@fdfdfdfdsss Your completely wrong you stupid fuck.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

@JDMiPhoner First, how am I wrong? Second, if you're going to call someone a stupid fuck, learn the difference between "your" and "you're," you stupid fuck.

[JDMiPhoner]

@fdfdfdfdsss Grammar Nazi?! Lol. What a douche nozzle. Maybe do your research before you go spewing a bunch of bullshit you ignorant fuck nut. It's not a bunch of white people you uninformed shit bird.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

@JDMiPhoner No, I'm not a grammar Nazi, but you should at least learn the basics of the language you're communicating with before calling someone stupid. I'll clarify my first comment, since you jumped to conclusions (That's something else stupid people tend to do.). It's funny hearing those black voices come out of the white characters' mouths.

[JDMiPhoner]

@fdfdfdfdsss Pathetic little bitches call out someone because of a grammar error when they have nothing else to say. Pointing out English errors is a weak attack only on the typist's credibility and never has any bearing on the underlying premises and assertions therein. So shut the fuck up you panty waste.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

@JDMiPhoner So not only are you too stupid to use proper grammar, a hypocrite for calling someone else stupid when you can't even form a coherent insult, but you don't even acknowledge that you were wrong for insulting me in the first place since you misinterpreted my original statement. Good job.

[JDMiPhoner]

@fdfdfdfdsss Coherent? I think you're too fucking stupid to put together what was stated. So again shut the fuck up you scrotum licker.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

@JDMiPhoner We're improving, you now know how to use "you're" properly, but I'm still waiting for you to acknowledge you misinterpreted my original statement and should have never called me out.

[Kangurito84]

ima fuck you up wit my pimp cain

[villamayor83]

LOL, he even said it in the movie

[SickSh0ck]

im tha juggernaut beeaatch

[Larry211205]

i CANNOT get enough of this its some funny stuff OMG!!!!

[falerte07]

"comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit..."

[5N1P3RHAA]

GAAWWWDDD DAYYUMMM! I wanna get fucked tonight!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[petervaldes]

I remember when this first came out and its STILL hilarious!

[bcut]

"comb your beard" makes more sense. hell, ask Randy :)

[HarlequinBuckeye]

ROFL!!!!!! This is fucking brilliant! I haven't laughed this hard in ages! I was having a bad day and this cheered me up!

[crazybianca1]

Juggernaut Holding The Red Guy : Im Gonna Kill Him Then imma Rape Him Then imma Eat His Fuckin Costume Just Wait, xD My Fav Part

[SDrummer1000]

Dnt you kno I will beat the s**t out yo ass Charles, dnt you kno I will beat the s**t out yo ass wit Charles I dnt give a f**k

[kia476]

lmaoooooooo@ im a strippah and i do hair!! lmaooooooooooooo

[Sawbladeface5]

Calm yo beard i dont wanna hear that shit. lolololo

[shats12345]

ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH N I GOT A BITCH WITT ME!!! HAHAHAH

[MrJuliogonzalez123]

on 8:46 Juggernaut darrr

[MrJuliogonzalez123]

darrr

[JonotonMedez]

I USED TO BE THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH but I took an arrow to the knee.

[traysummerall]

The Antichrist Koala has made it to YouTube!!!! Search for it!!!!!!

[LiLV3XX08]

"comb yo beard i dont wanna hear dat shit!"

[BadMrKenny]

@LiLV3XX08 No dude, lol. I think he says "calm yo bed"

[Boratbingbing]

@BadMrKenny Actually I think LoLV3XX08 is right....

[BadMrKenny]

@Boratbingbing Well lets have a vote then. I'm pretty sure I'm right. All in good spirits, of course.Start @3:07-3:18

[TheXoxoITALY]

@3:34 "Mannnn, nigga, I don't sell hoes I sell candy. Can't you see my fuckin outfit? I'm a parttime stripper and I do hair..."

[southpaw7890]

6:58 lmfAo....in the midst off all the action

[lordrojas]

This is the old school... When online videos where meant to be.

[workinghoustonian]

this whole video cracks me up...but the thing that kills me is when these mutherfuckas laugh at their own shit lmao!! OHHHHH

[detriment21]

this is the first 240p vid I've ever liked :D God bless you Schnellar

[evelic]

just looking at the comments makes me laugh. This video has so many funny lines, it's pure genious. Dont u know who i am, you must not know who i am AAAAAM THE JUGGERNAUT BIATCH!!! Im gonna hit you with your own PIMP!!!! ..... im BAD ... im the baddest motherfucker inthe worldd...

[RCJVFX]

These motherfuckas ripped my suit..

[DjStreetFighta]

on the part where he's saying "younoboyvoyayevedao" where is that from?

[JavierJr3]

@DjStreetFighta from Jackie Chan adventures, its what the old guy would say yumoguayguayfaizisao yumoguayguayfaizisao haha

[Aurorified]

WHAT THE FUCK CHARLES, WHAT THE FUCK CHARLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M TRIPPIN' ON ACID!

[uredbulldawg]

You can make a choice, I can either take this shit or you can give it to me willingly.

[uredbulldawg]

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH, IMMA HIT YOU WIT CHO OWN PIMP!!

[VidMasterflex]

I laughed so fucking hard. The sound that guy makes when he throws the Juggernaut at like 8:44 almost killed me.

[MrMalice513]

did anyone notice when he threw the chair at charlses he said 'too fast' lol at 0:32

[Bankallday]

"Goddd Damn...I wanna get fucked!!!" Jubilee

[stayawayAK]

I love this vid!!

[Travis07cal]

Aww my chest

[babyfaceds]

almost pissed myself at 6:13

[Aurorified]

OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH, AND I GOT A BITCH WITH ME!

[uredbulldawg]

@Aurorified YES WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUCKIN RAPE PARTY!

[luman97]

Every time a get an assault juggernaut in MW3 I'm like "silly bitch yo weapons cannot harm me, don't you know who da fuck I am bitch I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH". And when I get flashbanged I'm like "Charles no, get outta my head Charles"

[Furlockthe666th]

Oh man, I saw this so long ago, but I just watched it again. Good lord I'd forgotten how insanely funny this was!

[23animosity23]

I will fuck you tonight, you shut up...

[superjt97]

I used to be a juggernaut than I took an arrow to the knee

[Chrissygurl45]

Amazing "im a part time stripper and i do hair!"

[Thepivioteer]

"This is a dodge~."

[illyJKSN]

im gona killem im gona eat his fuckn costume

[JimWal2010]

"You better run Charles!"

He's in a fucking wheel chair! Where the hell is he going to go? lol



[sk8tufsk8hard]

I'M THE BITCH, JUGGERNAUT

[videogamenostalgia]

This is STILL the greatest thing to ever have come from the internet...

[PissedCritic]

@videogamenostalgia this