Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa

[chaaaaaannahc]

@KillaMusikTv Okay... LISTEN CAREFULLY IDIOT. This is FAKE, it's comedy. :facepalm:

[SmashingBanana]

once you go black

you never go back

[mramazingsean]

@KillaMusikTv

lol, you must be trolling! there is no way this is real, and you are a moron if you think so! It looks real, but it isnt. seriously open your eyes, man.

[Legitimatemuffins]

@KillaMusikTv don't worry its only a sex slave

[KillaMusikTv]

@Legitimatemuffins lol true

[ChaeYeonNTrain]

stfu reporters, yall are disgrace to women

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@KillaMusikTv

Bitch please.

I wouldn't want an American mate even if under gunpoint scenarios.

It probably will involve guns somehow anyway, regardless of setting.

[deedadee2]

@KillaMusikTv It's not slavery, it's forced help

[legendeUE]

its a laying photoshop shit!!! 

[livefreest]

1:30 iron bars on the window, in the room Negasi "stays" in. lol

[Gamerforfun1]

Oh Please....Hahahahahahhaahahaha

[greatbritishmale]

Ha, onion sounded like a stupid name for a news show.

[shadydavy]

I'm still hoping Angelia would adopt me.

[KeleentProductions]

I thought slavery ended?

[TheHikaruChronicles]

My god people, how could you not tell that this was a joke! :P These people are good actors and good photoshoppers! None of this is real!

[orrgla]

this is what FREAKISH LIBTARD AMERICA is turning into...with a president like Barak HUSSEIN OSAMA as president, its no wonder that this crap is going on!! America needs a LIBERATOR righjt now, not a LIBERAL.

[TzipporahElizabeth]

@orrgla You'll figure it out eventually...

[orrgla]

@TzipporahElizabeth what in the HELL are you talking about???

[hydrollama]

@orrgla <---- Living proof that most conservatives are retarded.

[orrgla]

@hydrollama LIBTARD!!

[hydrollama]

@orrgla haha he still doesn't get it

[orrgla]

@hydrollama YOUR THE ONE WHO DOESNT GET IT LIBTARD LOOK AT OUR ECONOMNY AND OUR SOCIETY!!! NALL BECAUSE OF A TERRORIST PRESIDENT BORN IN AFRICA!!! SOCIALIST!!

[hydrollama]

@orrgla Too late, already checked your profile. Your a pretty good troll :)

[orrgla]

@hydrollama YOU SICK COMMIES ALL CALL ME A TROLL!!! STOP AVOIDING THE ISSUES!!!!!!! THIS ISNT THE SENATE FLOOR, YOU CANT PULL ONE OVER ME

[bashie34]

@orrgla

Oboma moron came into office after bush declared war on three countries chasing a bogyman that never existed. False flag and maufacturing wars are what bush did. Oboma was never born in Africa nor is he a socialist, There is nothing wrong with socialist sure beats capitalist were 1% has it all so fuck off moron. Keep threatening the president; I will have you arrested understand.

[ganstakl]

@orrgla I hope you're trolling, if not, you're retarded.

[OddOpinion]

I dont thin that this shuld be legal cuz that man could have had a family and he might have had no choic so maybe he is like slave

[ItzEthanDuh]

@OddOpinion maybe you are like retarded

[OddOpinion]

@ItzEthanDuh Bingo!

[oliverlaw02]

It's more funny that the Africans never had a concept of orphanage or old peoples homes before they encountered white people.

[KristovGaedkavich]

LOL We're going to be talking to our own chef, Adam Scott, who is covering the violence in afghanistan! ;D

[UnknownXV]

Luckiest man on the planet.

[jijed2]

now she has aids

[ironmantis25]

this made my day :)

[manretify]

this is slavery???

[timrocket2]

its understandable that some people would think its real, but who cares

Its the continuous snobbery that gets me

[kanyawest100]

hahahaha!



[LeninsBoyToy44]

hahahahha Jen Aniston please adopt me....i will make love to you ever so sweetly

[uJellie]

@LeninsBoyToy44 I didn't hear she was fucking retards. You should be first in line.

[amerkiller1995]

0:17 nipples

[MrSchultzstaffel]

Considering how empty-headed, pop-culture, hip-hop wanna' be, social-climbing white women behave these days...this video is hitt'in the nail right on the head! But if you reflect on just how foreign the urban, inner-city ghetto really is and how socially and culturally detached it is from the rest of America, then I suppose she could have just "adopted" a disadvantaged brotha' from Harlem,(which is a foreign country all it's own,) just as easily...had his kids and call everyone else a "racist."

[RedHeadReedemption]

This makes me LMAO cuz it's exactly what one my teachers in college did. Also the onion story where the sluts spill all over the highway is practically what happens to my flat on a friday night hahaha.

[Wutwut1n1]

I went to Japan and adopted me a 12 year old girl. Wait, what do I mean?

[KieCuster]

@Wutwut1n1 You meant twelve year old boy.

[justmedawg]

@juliannades39 Whatever Carl, just don't be a catfish again and you won't get your sandwich taken 3:

[dharmaatdawn]

what a great idea. I have to check agencies in Somalia, love their bone structure

[justmedawg]

@juliannades39 wow you're actually serious? I was just fooling around but I guess assholes will be assholes :P

[justmedawg]

@juliannades39 you are fucking stupid for believing this xD

[CrazyBB36]

Lmao this is so true

[cuntmucnh3000]

@juliannades39 What's worse is that this is 100% real and not fake at all.

[lllHanzolll]

the retards below think this is real XD

[from212]

@lllHanzolll WHY RUIN IT BY TELLING THEM!?!?!

[OddOpinion]

@lllHanzolll The retard above thinks we actually think its real!!! lol

[lllHanzolll]

@OddOpinion retards who respond to my comment trying to be cool but still a retard.

[Maricalo87]

but that man had wife and kids? Why she adopted him.. so werid

[whayes8084]

Seal looking as nigga. LMAO

[whayes8084]

How did I get here? Lol

[touchofmetal]

obviously an exaggeration but still goes to show how much garbage we pay attention to on the media lol

[MrNDjamena]

Jen: I found my African King. Great job again ONN, I cannot wait for this to be on TV.. So I could speak about how cool the shoot was. But again, cannot get enough of this!

[MRSMALSOMALSO1]

jen is so a wonderful woman i love she <3

[TheMRrickroll]

Jens a Fucking whore and a home wrecker.. FUck that bitch im not watching another movie with her in it I hate that botch now FUCK her!!! what a cunt.

[SlaughterMeister]

@TheMRrickroll I'm laughing at you, but I'm so, so sad...

[bioniclefan1999]

@TheMRrickroll you do know that this is fake....right?

[iloveheatherjean]

LOL

[justinjones725]

THIS CANT BE rEAL

[pr00de]

@justinjones725 it is!

[justinjones725]

WHITE CHICKS LOVE BLACK DICK

[justinjones725]

@bruni1106 LMAO u sound mad cause white chicks love black dick. and black women dont want small white penises

[indecentthinking]

@justinjones725

stereotypical. and besides, the guy just sounds like an asshole who can't spell.

[guitarlawyer75]

If you guys want to adopt a Brazilian woman, I'd like to tell that I'm available!

[TheYouwontgetit]

i can't find the next show about unleading my own gas...

[PurpleStorm8]

The Onion truly is the one trustworthy news network for America.

[sp69ky88]

omg he looks so miserable

[An0niempje]

This isn't as fake as it first seems.

Adoption is just a fancy word for catching animals in the wild and bringing them to a place where they don't belong. And that endangered species are protected against this, but humans aren't, is plain ridiculous. Things like in the vid happen all the time, it is just like modern slavery, but all the anti-discrimination activists are too busy with complaining about the n-word to do something to free the modern slaves.

[hassanismail412]

he doesnt want to be with u

[DatBoiUda]

HAHAHAHA died in the container haha

[TVCreed]

@Ugurcan2452

it was given to them to kill of the population, but its manufactured in the USA by scientists.

[carlostorres2]

SHE CAN ADOPT ME ANYTIME ,,,,

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

I went to Japan and adopted me a asian woman...

[DoingFirstBRreAkdanc]

is this real? it says adopt lol. she'll get aids xD

[TVCreed]

@DoingFirstBRreAkdanc

do you no where aids originally came from? i give you a clue its man made..

[MegaAfroGuy]

@DoingFirstBRreAkdanc yeah dude, 100 percent legit

[ZerozGM]

two month supply of smart water! 1:38

[nicoases]

Hablemos sin saber me trajo acá...



[laeiya88]

fuck i though it was true

[THEPLOSHYTV]

WTF he died in a shipping container

[NoirMulherTV]

Hahahaha...funniest thing I've seen all day. 

[NoirMulherTV]

Hahah...this is great..

[MikeyBrid]

HAHA, you've got to love the African Lottery. 

[miko88x2]

You guys know its a joke... Right?

[MonsieurRondu]

@miko88x2 Absolutely not, how dare you say such a thing regarding a respected journalism outlet.

[1TheLoneWolf1]

Does raise one interesting point though. Why do celeb's feel the need to adopt abroad when there are millions of homeless children needing a home and family in the USA?

It all comes down to media coverage, for some reason adopting an African baby raises more awareness than adopting a baby in the US this is not a race issue as there are many (dare I say more) African American babies needing a good home right here in America?

[eraldb12]

Jennifer Aniston you deserve this.. Useless acctress..

[Mocool68]

anyone can look at the pictures and tell there fake

[MisterDyer]

If you want to diminish your faith in the human race... read the comments on TheOnion's videos.

[from212]

@MisterDyer Yes, but... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT!!!!

[ihatesaturdays]

lol

[higiggly59656]

Why does everyone get into stupid arguments over these videos????

It is humor, so laugh or GTFO.

[GiannisTZ]

bullshits...,morons from "the onion"

[TheTapeExam]

Damn these white girls are hot

[maxhealer1]

1:40... 2 months supply of smart water HA!

[IncredibleStan]

I went to Norway and adopted me a white women...

[Kingofeurope]

@IncredibleStan Tiger Woods, is that you?

[TheBrradsullivan]

@IncredibleStan hahahah its funny cause its never happened!

[momeika]

the way they talk its soo believable

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

"I found my African King" LOL 1:09

[candygirl050792]

Is this sarcasm?? how can you adopt a 33 year old... am I the only one who finds this weird?

[MermaFX]

@candygirl050792 Kill yourself.

[NoirMulherTV]

@MermaFX Hahaha...some folks are soo damn slow...

[addalilirishtourgame]

@MermaFX LOL

[SirianKings]

@candygirl050792

LOL

I find you funny.

[matro1991]

@candygirl050792 agh.................

[Th4w]

@candygirl050792

Try to watch other videos from TheOnion. You will see what I mean.

[NoirMulherTV]

@candygirl050792 Gawd....you are so slow...lol...

[SavoyTruffle78]

@candygirl050792:

Please fucking DIE. Morons like you make me WEEP for this generation.

[aj82y]

well, am from Ethiopia and that is not Ethiopia! but good for jenny!!!

[tbone959959]

You can see the women's boob

[mixedupgang666]

haha is this real?how can you adopt a boyfriend

[euricdinkins]

@mixedupgang666 of course this is real.... EVERYTHING you see on the web and on TV is real. I mean, ITS ON TV AND THE INTERNET! IT HAS TO BE TRUE THEY CANT LIE.... Right???

[mjohanss1975]

@hejhejify just shut up will ya...nobody is talking to you and you are insignificant. Bye bye now, racist.

[wiccc1]

nice nips on the anchor.

[DBH107]

lol

[lugia3]

I wonder what they did in the room :D

[TheSashamk]

the photos are sooo fake!!!

[kaujrthjabg]

you got a nice Man who can make you happy .always....he dont have money. but he had a good .....thngs ..... Orginal coke .......

[kaujrthjabg]

nice man

[mediblue9]

paert time groundskeeper! Aren't they all!!

[myrtho1]

@mediblue9 Yes and that's why you have a hard time spelling. Moron!

[Deadlywaterboy]

@DoraDead101 Congratulations, you have just been officially inducted into a very selective group of morons for being fooled by TheOnion News network. Please consider sterilization and refrain from posting on Youtube for your own protection. Have a nice day.

[pitt15220]

@DoraDead101 There is always at least one person who lacks the common sense to grasp that, this isn't real.....its something the rest of us call, humor.

[Legendarey1]

once you go black...

[eshshakchi]

europian race is dieing.... she could find something better....?

[kawaii50]

@eshshakchi 1.) You do realize this is a parody right? 2.) Last time i checked, there was no shortage of Europeans. Ever.

[mjohanss1975]

@kawaii50 you have obviously not been listening to white supremacists over in Europe. They are all saying "the white man is becoming extinct, oh no, our species is dying, genocide is being committed" hehe...bunch of douchebags. I'm European and I don't feel like an endangered species hehe

[from212]

@eshshakchi No, this is completely normal. It is in style now.... All the hot stars like Jennifer Anniston, Rhiana, etc, are doing it.

[TheAngelJC]

@werewolficd You are just about the biggest racist piece of crap i have ever seen talk. You don't know crap about "black" people much less your own self so why don't you get your poor, pathetic, drug abusing self together again before you can talk trash about other people. I don't even know why we use the term black and white because everyone acts different and you can always find a piece of crap within the bulk of each race starting with you!

[zer0FEar]

was that shit for real?

[urgghhhh]

Alex Blair sounds like Miley Cyrus

[taledarkside]

shes gonna get aids

[cmasterchief]

@taledarkside You make me sick.

[taledarkside]

@cmasterchief

maybe you should censor the internet according to your approval

[cmasterchief]

@taledarkside How am I censoring you? I am not saying you shouldn't say that, i'm just saying that what you said was disgusting. This video, like the all of the Onion videos, was intended as a joke. What you said, and many other people who made similar comments to yours, really brought the tone down and frankly made yourself look like a bit of an idiot and an ass hole, as did your comment about me allegedly 'censoring' you. Next time, think if you decide to reply.

[taledarkside]

@cmasterchief

no shit. everyone with intelligence knows the onion is a joke. Just like the people who comment on their videos.

maybe you should get off the internet if you think its so offensive. People like you will have some liberal to pass laws censoring it soon

[cmasterchief]

@taledarkside You have clearly missed the point of what I just said. I'm not censoring you at all, i'm saying what you said was disgusting, not that you shouldn't say it. I'm not offended, i'm just shocked at how much of a fuck-wit you clearly are. How would it be liberal to censor the internet? I know the onion is a joke, I was commenting on how you said something that was not in the least bit funny. And the 'internet' isn't offensive, YOU are. Offensive and unintelligent.

[taledarkside]

@cmasterchief

Because liberals like to censor things. Just how they found Xmas offensive. Now Christmas is censored.



[7th75thCallaghan]

@taledarkside You apparently have no understanding of liberal politics or indeed the word 'liberal' itself. Finish elementary school, then talk.

[taledarkside]

@7th75thCallaghan

You must be a liberal too since you had to resort to an insult.

[7th75thCallaghan]

@taledarkside No, I am not a 'Liberal', that you use it as if it meant much also reveals your ignorance. I am however quite liberal as a person.

[marklund36]

"Following Jen, Paris Hilton has adopted six different men from around the world." hahahahaha

[vivalamaximillien]

@werewolficd

the term ur looking for is AMERICAN and while ur at it just cus ur dads husbands dick is black dosnt mean that beacus he gave u pleasur with it that cus its bigger than urs dosnt mean its bigger it means that it acctully caves in so stop bitching on the net and go back to giving him pleasur

[vivalamaximillien]

@werewolficd

hey man dont be a racist it may be whit people TAKING oil but black people r 2 so calm down and the term ur looking for is AMERICANS

[steelermia]

@werewolficd what is black culture ? rap music, murdering, raping, leeching off the system, constantly playing the race card, constantly blaming 'whitey' for your inadequacies ?

[steelermia]

@werewolficd blacks make up a small percentage of the US population but are responsible for well over 50% of the crime, including murders and rapes .. please stfu

[babyghurlish]

are Jen and that Guy.. still living together now?? anybody can tell me?? that Guy is really lucky..

[Cyclonexman]

@werewolficd Did I say you said I was racist?

[Cyclonexman]

@werewolficd why did I have to add the last part? So people couldnt pull another race card like they do in every other argument. The last argument I had, the first thing the person said was "you hate black people" and "your racist" so I know its sad I have to say it but I truthfully have to in order for some people to believe.

[Cyclonexman]

@werewolficd someone called the cops on me for sitting on the porch. Does that mean they're racist? Your just as racist for thinking that. Anyways it is sometimes good to "profile" people. If theres a serial killer, he is probably white based on stats. 1 in 3 black males are felons. 1 in 17 white males are felons. A lot of it has to do with the persons childhood/backround. Does voting against obama mean you are racist? No. But people say that. My wife is black by the way.

[Cyclonexman]

@werewolficd True but if you look it up, white people were enslaved before europeans even started evading Africa. Also, why is it not alright to make fun of any race except for white people? I don't think you were ever enslaved or affected by it.

[MrNDjamena]

My time is mine by the way, thank you for your concern. I gave you my modeling link if you doubt that I am the model used to make fun of Jennifer Anniston. I always post this video on my facebook page.. I am not going to lie, now that The ONN is on TV, when the day come, I will give you a shout out. Ps: I also gave out my facebook, just research.. I see you have been doing that!

[MrNDjamena]

@werewolficd: you doubt what? You lost me.. You doubt the sense of satire, I am not understanding.. You doubt? We may not be on the same page so allow me to ask you to elaborate a little furthermore. Thank you.

[Cyclonexman]

@werewolficd Well, sorry to burst your bubble but I did read your whole post. If you knew your history, you would know that Africans also enslaved white people because of their skin. So your argument that white people weren't enslaved because of their skin is invalid. Theres more than one point in history of white people being enslaved.

[Cyclonexman]

@werewolficd Its funny you mention that because i guess you never knew that white people were slaves for hundreds of years until the late 1500s and even some around the civil war but, god no, we can't remember that now can we! People like you are too ignorant to learn the facts before you speak.