My experience is this: 20 years ago my girl friend applied for a job with the Washington State Patrol. As part of her application she took a lie detector test. She failed because she said “Yes” to having sampled mushroom tea one time while camping. (Drug use). Meanwhile thousands of applicants passed the test by lying about their casual drug use. My point? To work for Washington State Patrol you need to be able to lie convincingly. And as we all know, no group lies better than cops!
if a woman has a lie detector test done on her boyfriend or husband its perfectly fine because she just wants to make sure he isnt cheating. if a man has one done on his gf or wife, he is a horrible control freak who seeks to keep that woman as his property (female logic) and if you bring up this logic to any woman they will get angry and call you an insensitive sexist pig.
I am willing to bet women cheat at the same rate as men in a totally fair society. However, the feminist lobby has corrupted the American justice system beyond comprehension (VAWA violates the 14th Amendment). A woman can marry a man, cheat on him, then divorce him while taking his house, money, kids, car, and everything he is going to have. Chrissy is on the wrong side of reality.
BTW, the ugliness on the inside must have starting oozing out on the outside. She looks hateful.
Never click on links or go to websites offering to show you the full episodes. ESPECIALLY if the user only has ONE video (like this one does). Anyway, thanks for posting this video! Even though the whole episode wasn't there, I got to see the part I was looking for (the most important part of this episode). Good luck poster, trying to generate traffic to your little site for free!
I thought the same exact things before seeing this episode. A pathological liar will not be nervous when he lies. An honest person might be agitated by certain questions. And anyone with practice should be able to confuse their own body into producing false positives or false negatives.. my friend failed a CIA test over and over again when they asked about him using drugs or selling secrets etc... but he was not lying. Corrupt law enforcement still insists on using these dumb things.
@kalbahamut couldn't it be a woman as well? so shouldn't you have worded it as "A pathological liar will not be nervous if they lie?" also, why didn't he insist that she go through a lie detector test as well to make things fair? maybe he should've asked questions like if she was sexually into him based on his looks alone and if she's sexy into him just as he is just like it's always the case vice versa.. women are supposed to sexually want men just as casually as vice versa.
@Steveman27 technically, no, you couldn't correctly word it like that. "They" is plural. "He" (is that the pronoun I used? I think I commented on this thing years ago.) is often used as a pronoun for men or women since no gender-neutral singular pronoun for a person exists in the English language. Some people use "they" to serve this purpose in an effort to remove sexism from the language, but strict grammarians will tell you that this is not correct.
I took a pollygraph a few weeks ago. I have never seen suck a whaco pice of shit machine. If I had been trying not to fart, the machine would have picked it up as a lie!
You have to sit on a pad. I should have farted on the damn thing and blown it's circuits!!
Didn't they prove the test did work? Yes, the bald guy was a dink, but he proved the boyfriend was witholding info, thus lying.
As far as the guy whoshows how to beat the test: he showed how the test spiked when he said he was going to ask an embarrasing q. During a real poly test, you always know the q's before they are asked, so that test was BS.
And as far as this used to gain confessions- isn't that a good thing, especially in a criminal case? Love the show, but this ep. was BS
"isn't that a good thing, especially in a criminal case?"
Umm, no? Just like torture and entrapment, it isn't the place of law enforcement to extract confessions. If it was, we would risk turning our police forces into a modern Inquisition.
Problem is the ass muscle trick doesnt work. I recently took a polygraph for a job and they make you sit on a pad that detects movements. So if you flex your ass the computer says you are flexing your ass.
I asked the guy giving the test he said they have been using it for over 5 years. P&T either didnt do their research or intentionally left it out.
@GhostInTheShell29 I agree completely but that doesnt change the fact that these oads you sit on have been around in excess of 10 years and they would have easily found out. They chose to omit it for the sake of the show and prove anyone can beat it. I respect them and wish they hadnt.
God what is it with women and trust issues? Fuck, I'm a chick, but I don't have the issues most of these bitches have! She is so neurotic, and definitely holds that guy's balls in a firm grip. She needs to stop being such a neurotic bitch and realize that a stipper at a bar is NON ISSUE!!!!! I'm sorry that cunts like her give all females a horrible reputation...
@JoeBlow914 Nothing wrong with being a "Psycho" as you put it.
1 in 100 people are.....
You probably know a few people that are, and are probably good friends with them.
Quite honestly i find your comment insulting.
Your statement would suggest the exact opposite, a "Psycho" does not need a lie detector to tell them anything about a person, i could tell if you were lying if i had never met you before in my life.
@Orangeflava That white chick makes me sick. I would never marry a woman who forced me to take a poly before she would marry me. Right off the bat she's telling me she doesn't trust me. Fuck that shit. Besides her face looks like it was ran over with a john deere tractor
I saw the entire episode rerun on Cinemax the other day and gotta say this.
It's true that the Lex Luthor lie detector guy is scummy. However, Mike owes him a big "thank you" for breaking him and Chrissy up. If this Chrissy doesn't trust him now to the point of making him take a lie detector test (!), she sure won't if she marries him. There will always be something else. Ol' Lex Luthor just saved this guy several years of misery and a nasty divorce.
@FiendsInRedSatin1 i wonder if she would not trust him even if he ordered some food from mcdonald's for them, mcdonald's shorted them a chicken select or chicken nugget in their order, and then she wants to make hm take a polygraph test to see if he ate the missing chicken nugget or chicken select. i wouldn't be surprised if she took one home when them if they married afterall and occassionally wanted to make him take that test on a regular basis over practically anything. what do you think?
@Steveman27 you're probably right. Women like that constantly look for any reason at all to distrust a guy. Mike and her breaking up was the best thing that could've happened to him. Hopefully, he's found a non-shrew to marry, and she's gotten 1) fatter 2) uglier and 3) got hitched to someone who is as nasty as she is.
im not gunna lie(no pun intended), but If my women made me take a Lie Detector test just because she didn't believe me that I didn't do something (and I was telling to Truth) that would put a HUGE dent in my feelings for her, maybe thats just me
@BigBuckFilm Absolutely right. He's codependent and she's a miserably controlling, insecure bitch. I propose to you, and you insist I get a lie detection test? I'll thank you for my ring back and wish you every success in business and in love, but both will have ended for us.
Wow, what a bitch making the poor guy go through with this. Doesn't she know that the most important thing in a relationship is TRUST? Y'know, something if she had for her man then she wouldn't need a goddamn e-meter for?
That girlfriend is such a no-go. For one, because she has him so whipped it isn't funny, and two, because if she doesn't trust him and can't work it out for herself then they shouldn't be getting married. Of course, her fiance is kind of a wuss, too, so it's just as much his fault.
It's true the lie detector is highly inaccurate it has far to many false positives to show any consistency for disproving anyone. Learning how to control your emotional response. However this can be a difficult thing to do when one is worked up or if you've just killed someone or going for something that has great meaning to you. This flawing the results, however an excellent polyrgraph examiner can use this to his advantage, but can not say for certain that it is a lie.
A fact that should get anyone to question the polygraph. The bald fucker's lie detector test lasted around an hour. If the test was super accurate then you'd only have to ask him one or two questions and it'd take maybe 10 minutes at most.
I wouldn't marry that chick if she didn't have any trust in me, if she cannot trust you then why trust her, if she is paranoid about you then just dump her she is not worth your time.
@iscay666 Hey I get paranoid too sometimes but I can learn to trust people it just takes longer than others. I'd never ask them to take a polygraph though, especially after this episode.
@johnny1083 It was on here a few months ago, do not know why it was singled out for deletion. The end was pretty good, that stupid, frigid, ice queen CU@#NT!!
@Aslapacrosstheface So was I, god that made me laugh so hard when that little scene came up. A combination of Penn's statement and tone, and Teller's facial expression.
Its his own fault. What red blooded man with a penis and balls would let himself be subjected to such pussy whipped bullshit. i would have told her cunt ass to get gone many moons ago
That examiner tries to intimidate people into trusting him. Like he's so knowing (prefers to use long words to sound smart, claims he'll catch any attempts at disception and they'd have to be exact). Fuck him.
Holy cow that blond girl was fucking stupid. I really hope she ended up seeing this episode somehow after it aired. I bet she'd feel the stupidity then. Poor bf didn't do anything wrong at all, from the perspective of a healthy relationship.
She didn't trust him, and they probably weren't meant for each other.. But that doesn't change the fact that that machine, and that BALD WEASEL ASSTARD, ruined the relationship with false info. BALDY = LIAR!
The test to lie about the polygraph and not catch it fails. Because the girl isn't nervous anymore. You need to catch someone off guard. So this doesn't count.
Your gonna marry some bitch that wants to know what you did at the Bachelor Party in Vegas! Let's see, partied...got titties rubbed in his face! WOW! Let's ask this dumb ass broad what she did at her Bachelorette Party?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 7:00
Instucablanator 2 weeks ago
My experience is this: 20 years ago my girl friend applied for a job with the Washington State Patrol. As part of her application she took a lie detector test. She failed because she said “Yes” to having sampled mushroom tea one time while camping. (Drug use). Meanwhile thousands of applicants passed the test by lying about their casual drug use. My point? To work for Washington State Patrol you need to be able to lie convincingly. And as we all know, no group lies better than cops!
dalecs47 2 weeks ago
if a woman has a lie detector test done on her boyfriend or husband its perfectly fine because she just wants to make sure he isnt cheating. if a man has one done on his gf or wife, he is a horrible control freak who seeks to keep that woman as his property (female logic) and if you bring up this logic to any woman they will get angry and call you an insensitive sexist pig.
bonkuraysan 1 month ago 5
I am willing to bet women cheat at the same rate as men in a totally fair society. However, the feminist lobby has corrupted the American justice system beyond comprehension (VAWA violates the 14th Amendment). A woman can marry a man, cheat on him, then divorce him while taking his house, money, kids, car, and everything he is going to have. Chrissy is on the wrong side of reality.
BTW, the ugliness on the inside must have starting oozing out on the outside. She looks hateful.
TheForsakenEagle 3 months ago 2
That black girl is very cute :)
flioink 3 months ago
i was triyng it haha
andrewg223 4 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller Bullshit!
That woman Chrissy was FUCKING ugly. Can't remember when was the last time i saw something that ugly.
MgoNoob 4 months ago
Yeah - no shit! Where's Part 3? Dammit, I have to renew my Netflix account.
And yeah, Penn was right. I was clenching my sphincter as he was explaining! Damn you, Penn!!
jonnygouda1 5 months ago
Lex Luthor!!
sergvargas1 5 months ago
That lady was soo ugly!
lovesXtoXspoog 5 months ago
Where is part one?
redelman43199 5 months ago
haha. I was trying it.
MckyMseNTarotCrds 6 months ago
haha penn and teller is bullshit
speccwolf 6 months ago
So people LITERALLY talk out of their arse?
EllyMcCormack 6 months ago
Where the hell is part 1 and 3?
link4265 6 months ago
Never click on links or go to websites offering to show you the full episodes. ESPECIALLY if the user only has ONE video (like this one does). Anyway, thanks for posting this video! Even though the whole episode wasn't there, I got to see the part I was looking for (the most important part of this episode). Good luck poster, trying to generate traffic to your little site for free!
88beauzeau88 7 months ago
Project Free TV has all the seasons of BULLSHIT. This is SEASON 7, EPISODE 5. Just search Bullshit on their search bar.
TheVilllageIdiot 7 months ago
Christie in an un-trusting bitch. That guy is a lucky man that she left him.
BlueTeamPlayer 8 months ago
only in America
MageAtYou 8 months ago
LMAO meanwhile back in Vin Deisels office
colemartinst123 9 months ago
Link to website is BULLSHIT!
metalhead4ever1987 9 months ago
Gabriel is fucking gorgeous!!
airemillion90 9 months ago 3
Chrissy is a cunt.
clevelandphil 9 months ago
and man... I'd love to test out that girl's intelligent asshole in person.
kalbahamut 9 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller Bullshit!
I thought the same exact things before seeing this episode. A pathological liar will not be nervous when he lies. An honest person might be agitated by certain questions. And anyone with practice should be able to confuse their own body into producing false positives or false negatives.. my friend failed a CIA test over and over again when they asked about him using drugs or selling secrets etc... but he was not lying. Corrupt law enforcement still insists on using these dumb things.
kalbahamut 9 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller Bullshit! 2
@kalbahamut couldn't it be a woman as well? so shouldn't you have worded it as "A pathological liar will not be nervous if they lie?" also, why didn't he insist that she go through a lie detector test as well to make things fair? maybe he should've asked questions like if she was sexually into him based on his looks alone and if she's sexy into him just as he is just like it's always the case vice versa.. women are supposed to sexually want men just as casually as vice versa.
Steveman27 3 months ago
@Steveman27 technically, no, you couldn't correctly word it like that. "They" is plural. "He" (is that the pronoun I used? I think I commented on this thing years ago.) is often used as a pronoun for men or women since no gender-neutral singular pronoun for a person exists in the English language. Some people use "they" to serve this purpose in an effort to remove sexism from the language, but strict grammarians will tell you that this is not correct.
I don't actually remember my comment. cheers
kalbahamut 3 months ago
Ya this fucking test ruined my career at the Sheriff Department and I left the room a fucking child molesting drug addict.
theUSER101 10 months ago
shit man, i passed on a job because I thought I couldn't pass one of these shits
mseldenm1387 1 year ago
-Ok youtube, i am tired of this. Did you or did you not delete the first part?
-I DID NOT!!
*Lie detector implodes
Nicolasduca 1 year ago 18
@Nicolasduca Yeah... seriously. Where's Part 1?????
hack451 11 months ago
@Nicolasduca
The uploader uploaded only part 2 because they want us to go look for the part 1 on the damn website they're advertising.
ErnstKreubel 9 months ago
@ErnstKreubel
Oh true xD
Nicolasduca 9 months ago
I took a pollygraph a few weeks ago. I have never seen suck a whaco pice of shit machine. If I had been trying not to fart, the machine would have picked it up as a lie!
You have to sit on a pad. I should have farted on the damn thing and blown it's circuits!!
graycloud057 1 year ago 2
I got fucked by a polly graph too. Ended my career and fucked me up too. I told the truth on all of it too. BULL SHIT!!!
cheesmanr1 1 year ago 2
you're so right! we should just wait for the murderer and rapist to confess. that happens all the time.
ihavenohair1975 1 year ago
Didn't they prove the test did work? Yes, the bald guy was a dink, but he proved the boyfriend was witholding info, thus lying.
As far as the guy whoshows how to beat the test: he showed how the test spiked when he said he was going to ask an embarrasing q. During a real poly test, you always know the q's before they are asked, so that test was BS.
And as far as this used to gain confessions- isn't that a good thing, especially in a criminal case? Love the show, but this ep. was BS
ihavenohair1975 1 year ago
@ihavenohair1975
"isn't that a good thing, especially in a criminal case?"
Umm, no? Just like torture and entrapment, it isn't the place of law enforcement to extract confessions. If it was, we would risk turning our police forces into a modern Inquisition.
Phage0070 1 year ago 3
@Phage0070 That is the most briliant thing I have heard on youtube. You are so correct, it is not the job of Law enforcement to extract confessions.
graycloud057 1 year ago
wtf that guys comes on and hes like a polygrapher is nothing but a trained asshole lol
hornywigger 1 year ago
so in the future all the examiners are going to have to ask you to stop clenching your rectum... weird stuff man.
iamthehobolord 1 year ago
LMAO when she was telling there was a bachelor party with strippers involved, then the instructor just says mmm Sounds Good! 1:25-1:35 :P
iAreRobb 1 year ago
I'lolled when they said "and you're trying it too!" I so was trying it lol.
Style386 1 year ago
"we're doing it now. And you're trying it too."
Get out of my head, Charles...
GamiCross 1 year ago
IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEED PART ONE OR ANYTHING!
zunedog31 1 year ago
Problem is the ass muscle trick doesnt work. I recently took a polygraph for a job and they make you sit on a pad that detects movements. So if you flex your ass the computer says you are flexing your ass.
I asked the guy giving the test he said they have been using it for over 5 years. P&T either didnt do their research or intentionally left it out.
tinylittlegnat2 1 year ago 2
@tinylittlegnat2 The ass muscle be the easiest way to do it, but i'm sure theres a dozen or so ways. Let alone just psychological training.
Plus you still have all the problems of false positives.
Its not very reliable.
GhostInTheShell29 1 year ago
@GhostInTheShell29 I agree completely but that doesnt change the fact that these oads you sit on have been around in excess of 10 years and they would have easily found out. They chose to omit it for the sake of the show and prove anyone can beat it. I respect them and wish they hadnt.
tinylittlegnat2 1 year ago
That linguist guy sounds like he lost his stapler.
Emperordante 1 year ago
gabriel is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude, ur girl is making you do a lie detector? get out!
dalboy83 1 year ago
God what is it with women and trust issues? Fuck, I'm a chick, but I don't have the issues most of these bitches have! She is so neurotic, and definitely holds that guy's balls in a firm grip. She needs to stop being such a neurotic bitch and realize that a stipper at a bar is NON ISSUE!!!!! I'm sorry that cunts like her give all females a horrible reputation...
PS, she has a fucking horse face!
MahBoi22 1 year ago
That fucking website is down, put the part 3 or i'm gonna kill you all
HitokiriNobuo 1 year ago
lol i love the baldy jokes he makes towards him
Iori400 1 year ago
that blonde bitch looks like a looney tune in the making
thebeyst 1 year ago
what the hell if my lady made me do this I would make her do the same thing.
okimas 1 year ago
Haha i was indeed contracting my sphincter musscle. I bet almost everybody of you did as well!
bazzieboy 1 year ago
@bazzieboy I did
cr4zyd4n666 1 year ago
... i tried it...
SGTSHOOTnMISS 1 year ago
no part 3 yet...
azngotback 1 year ago
wheres part 3?
xROBERTxDAVISx 1 year ago
when your girl wants to put u on a lie detector test, that should ring a bell that shes is or could turn into a psycho
JoeBlow914 1 year ago 73
@JoeBlow914 Nothing wrong with being a "Psycho" as you put it.
1 in 100 people are.....
You probably know a few people that are, and are probably good friends with them.
Quite honestly i find your comment insulting.
Your statement would suggest the exact opposite, a "Psycho" does not need a lie detector to tell them anything about a person, i could tell if you were lying if i had never met you before in my life.
roflcopterkklol 1 month ago
why doesnt the white bitch have to take a test? shes the one thats probably cheating
harvesterofsorrow929 1 year ago 4
you fucking whore...dump her ass buddy......cunt whore bitch slut skank tart slag hoe mother fucking skanky whore bitch........she seems nice
daedralord1 1 year ago
That womans a mega bithc
JMMBenson 1 year ago
That black woman is hot as fuck. I'm white and not normally attracted to black chicks but she is fucking banging hot
fasteddie847 1 year ago 2
@fasteddie847 what about the white chick?
Orangeflava 1 year ago
@Orangeflava That white chick makes me sick. I would never marry a woman who forced me to take a poly before she would marry me. Right off the bat she's telling me she doesn't trust me. Fuck that shit. Besides her face looks like it was ran over with a john deere tractor
fasteddie847 1 year ago 4
@fasteddie847 yeah most people who try to call you a cheater ARE cheaters, she also makes me sick
harvesterofsorrow929 1 year ago
That girl is butt ugly anyway. He's better off without her
boredclub 1 year ago
did she say bachelor party in Vegas. hmmm... someone should make a movie about that.
JBwizzy92 1 year ago
Yay for tightening your anal sphincter muscle.
XBLScreeam 1 year ago
I saw the entire episode rerun on Cinemax the other day and gotta say this.
It's true that the Lex Luthor lie detector guy is scummy. However, Mike owes him a big "thank you" for breaking him and Chrissy up. If this Chrissy doesn't trust him now to the point of making him take a lie detector test (!), she sure won't if she marries him. There will always be something else. Ol' Lex Luthor just saved this guy several years of misery and a nasty divorce.
FiendsInRedSatin1 1 year ago
@FiendsInRedSatin1 i wonder if she would not trust him even if he ordered some food from mcdonald's for them, mcdonald's shorted them a chicken select or chicken nugget in their order, and then she wants to make hm take a polygraph test to see if he ate the missing chicken nugget or chicken select. i wouldn't be surprised if she took one home when them if they married afterall and occassionally wanted to make him take that test on a regular basis over practically anything. what do you think?
Steveman27 3 months ago
@Steveman27 you're probably right. Women like that constantly look for any reason at all to distrust a guy. Mike and her breaking up was the best thing that could've happened to him. Hopefully, he's found a non-shrew to marry, and she's gotten 1) fatter 2) uglier and 3) got hitched to someone who is as nasty as she is.
FiendsInRedSatin1 3 months ago 2
7:07
hahahaha
affablegiraffable 1 year ago
Bitch! You are going to judge him for going to a bachelor party? For fuck sake.
dkuch45 1 year ago
"We're doing it now, and you're trying to too"
Yeah..He got me too. lol
mrnefarious 1 year ago
lol meanwhile in vin diesel's office
mrpossibilities 1 year ago 2
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mrpossibilities 1 year ago
wers the rest of the vid
JacobDeadman 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUP I DID IT TOO.
socali84 1 year ago
Lies of the lie detector...
FoxHalfheart 1 year ago
Can anyone Blame him if he was having an affair. Just an opinion.
slicingwater 1 year ago 4
You know what's BULLSHIT? Where's Part 3
JB1052 1 year ago 17
Crissie is a whore and your better off Mike.
FlashMan 1 year ago 4
i dont see part 3...
actually, i found teh hole thing posted here:
wisevid.com/play?v=3A_ftgg8fA_c
TheEgg185 1 year ago 2
if shes that worried that hes lying she should just date another guy !
liam12347 1 year ago
that bald fuck is annoying trying to be all intimadating.
flaxbvlad5150 1 year ago 6
"we're doing it now and youre trying it too"
FFFFFFffffffuuuuuu you guys got me again
Ele3tricEye 1 year ago
those bald jokes always get me.
LMLR187 1 year ago 4
So where's PART 3???
harleykman 1 year ago
bitch looks like a horse.
Projekt07 1 year ago 3
im not gunna lie(no pun intended), but If my women made me take a Lie Detector test just because she didn't believe me that I didn't do something (and I was telling to Truth) that would put a HUGE dent in my feelings for her, maybe thats just me
BigBuckFilm 1 year ago 2
@BigBuckFilm Absolutely right. He's codependent and she's a miserably controlling, insecure bitch. I propose to you, and you insist I get a lie detection test? I'll thank you for my ring back and wish you every success in business and in love, but both will have ended for us.
tek1024 1 year ago 4
@tek1024
Sounds like a two and a half year relationship my brother just grew the balls to get out of. Lol.
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
that chick looks like a guy :S
Petter1900 1 year ago
@Petter1900 her lie detector results certainly indicated that she was being deceptive when she denied being a guy.
puellanivis 1 year ago
"But more often than not, what you'll get will be a reaction on my laptop that looks like you've flexed your sphincter together..."
Right! Because standard polygraph construction includes an anal probe!
krrypton 1 year ago 2
Wow, what a bitch making the poor guy go through with this. Doesn't she know that the most important thing in a relationship is TRUST? Y'know, something if she had for her man then she wouldn't need a goddamn e-meter for?
Gullible daffy assholes.
GroddGuerrilla 1 year ago 2
Geez couldja TRY not to snip them apart midsentence????
xforge 1 year ago
lol using her Asshole! D:
iTrollThis 1 year ago
why the fuck wouldnt there be strippers at a bachelor party, IN FUCKING VEGAS?
BobReefer 1 year ago 3
Why would he go through this for this horrible woman who doesn't trust him and looks like a dog.
I wouldn't want to touch this woman even with a stick...
Komsip 1 year ago 3
i love all the bald jokes on this episode. well if fou consider them jokes
LMLR187 1 year ago
That girlfriend is such a no-go. For one, because she has him so whipped it isn't funny, and two, because if she doesn't trust him and can't work it out for herself then they shouldn't be getting married. Of course, her fiance is kind of a wuss, too, so it's just as much his fault.
PhatBrady1017 1 year ago 4
It's true the lie detector is highly inaccurate it has far to many false positives to show any consistency for disproving anyone. Learning how to control your emotional response. However this can be a difficult thing to do when one is worked up or if you've just killed someone or going for something that has great meaning to you. This flawing the results, however an excellent polyrgraph examiner can use this to his advantage, but can not say for certain that it is a lie.
valiantfocker 1 year ago
A fact that should get anyone to question the polygraph. The bald fucker's lie detector test lasted around an hour. If the test was super accurate then you'd only have to ask him one or two questions and it'd take maybe 10 minutes at most.
FatherTime89 1 year ago
If you need a fucking machine before you can trust somebody, I don't think you should spend your lives together.
taxmonkey123 1 year ago
no wonder Maury exploits soo many ghetto/black ppl lol!!!
jcrALLday 1 year ago
I wonder where part3 is...
diuga1 1 year ago
gabrielle is so cute
baucaralho 1 year ago
I wouldn't marry that chick if she didn't have any trust in me, if she cannot trust you then why trust her, if she is paranoid about you then just dump her she is not worth your time.
iscay666 1 year ago
@iscay666 Hey I get paranoid too sometimes but I can learn to trust people it just takes longer than others. I'd never ask them to take a polygraph though, especially after this episode.
FatherTime89 1 year ago
Does anyone know where PART 3 is?
johnny1083 1 year ago
@johnny1083 It was on here a few months ago, do not know why it was singled out for deletion. The end was pretty good, that stupid, frigid, ice queen CU@#NT!!
NWAWskeptic 1 year ago
this proves that maury is a fuck tard
JailBreaker903 1 year ago
WHat the hell is wrong about strippers at a bachelor party?
PhilipDK5800 1 year ago 42
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What the hell is wrong about strippers at a bachelor party?
TheWTFbot 1 year ago
there is no god... this is so obvious
AgeOfAwareness 1 year ago 2
Yes, I was trying it just when they said I was. This show is amazing.
Aslapacrosstheface 1 year ago
@Aslapacrosstheface So was I, god that made me laugh so hard when that little scene came up. A combination of Penn's statement and tone, and Teller's facial expression.
axlleaf 1 year ago
Its his own fault. What red blooded man with a penis and balls would let himself be subjected to such pussy whipped bullshit. i would have told her cunt ass to get gone many moons ago
djrobertjohnson 1 year ago
@djrobertjohnson
And that's why you're single.
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SBreeze80 1 year ago
What a cunt.
Alkhir69 1 year ago 2
Mmm, Gabrielle's sphincter <3
BrokenCDprodux 1 year ago
Lex luthor LMAO!!!
I wonder if he's pissed after seeing P and T's Show for calling him after bald characters..
Iori400 1 year ago
I'm sure glad my parents taught me that lie detectors and hypnotherapy were bullshit early on.
That's awesome! I've never heard of the asshole trick, just the thumbtack in your shoe trick. Sounds much less painful. :)
TrapezoidalDinosaur 1 year ago
lol tighten up those anal muscles guys and girls and get ready to pass
pukepal 2 years ago
I wonder if sexual arousal would show up as 'lying' on a polygraph?
SchoolgirlCrush121 2 years ago
@SchoolgirlCrush121 It would if you were embarrassed or shy generally.
SanAndreasRobbePlay 2 years ago
She's got practice :)
That examiner tries to intimidate people into trusting him. Like he's so knowing (prefers to use long words to sound smart, claims he'll catch any attempts at disception and they'd have to be exact). Fuck him.
@SchoolgirlCrush121
Probably. They'd give you a school girl exaaminer.
Kogerii 1 year ago
If I drink a Coke before taking a polygraph I might fail.
Omegashadowyoshi 2 years ago
Penn forgot to make a "Bas Rutten" joke about the bald asshole giving the test. The resemblance is uncanny!
Prometheus666333 2 years ago
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NikoKun 2 years ago
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NikoKun 2 years ago
After seeing part 3, which was hard to find..
Holy cow that blond girl was fucking stupid. I really hope she ended up seeing this episode somehow after it aired. I bet she'd feel the stupidity then. Poor bf didn't do anything wrong at all, from the perspective of a healthy relationship.
She didn't trust him, and they probably weren't meant for each other.. But that doesn't change the fact that that machine, and that BALD WEASEL ASSTARD, ruined the relationship with false info. BALDY = LIAR!
NikoKun 2 years ago 3
Is part 3 on youtube somewhere? Argh, I can't find it. :(
NusquamNihil 1 year ago 2
true but she is so ugly anyway, that dude is better off.
maikeru01 1 year ago
Gay people mammals!
Ha! That'll teach 'em!
KonradAdenauer 2 years ago
Never mind that fucker, just mark the comments as spam.
vihannes3 2 years ago
They're gay.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
Gay people are gay.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
Gay people are.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
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The test to lie about the polygraph and not catch it fails. Because the girl isn't nervous anymore. You need to catch someone off guard. So this doesn't count.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
Rotting in Hell and gay people goes together.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
"We're doing it now, and you're trying to too"
damn he got me there
megapikachu 2 years ago 83
@megapikachu We too.
sciencealwayswins 1 year ago
@megapikachu haha me too
jimmicrackhead12 1 year ago
...what do you think Curly? HAHA!
armadafreerider 2 years ago
Your gonna marry some bitch that wants to know what you did at the Bachelor Party in Vegas! Let's see, partied...got titties rubbed in his face! WOW! Let's ask this dumb ass broad what she did at her Bachelorette Party?!
armadafreerider 2 years ago 19
A good spy can lie effortlessly. Why the hell would they be felled by a polygraph test?
WAMill3R 2 years ago
wheres part 3
PukkaPieKid 2 years ago
oh the anal muscle was funny when he said "and u are doing it to" lmao
goblinking169 2 years ago
James Woods sure knows his stuff about beating the polygraph :D
deviroth 2 years ago
bullshit
Mr4pp 2 years ago
dude. This girls a total bitch
dallasluce 2 years ago
Lex Luther LOL
Tzimnewman3 2 years ago
A spy wouldn't fail a polygraph...
Ebuverthebicepcurler 2 years ago 17
Exactly.
Iwatchtrek 2 years ago 2
@Ebuverthebicepcurler You watch too many movies, a spy is anyone selling or giving out government secrets.
MonnCoant 2 years ago
True, I agree.
Ebuverthebicepcurler 2 years ago
This relationship is fucked whether he lied or not.
wellyes 2 years ago 36
i would have dumb that bitch if she told me to take the test....
REDTEAM22003 2 years ago 3
Yep, you don't let a partner push you around- and that goes for both men, woman, and same sex couples.
Ebuverthebicepcurler 2 years ago 7
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Fuck same sex couples.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
So you want a three-way?
Ebuverthebicepcurler 2 years ago
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Fuck gay people.
FireStormBaller 2 years ago
If thats what you want to do go ahead tiger.
Ebuverthebicepcurler 2 years ago 2