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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 7:00

  • My experience is this: 20 years ago my girl friend applied for a job with the Washington State Patrol. As part of her application she took a lie detector test. She failed because she said “Yes” to having sampled mushroom tea one time while camping. (Drug use). Meanwhile thousands of applicants passed the test by lying about their casual drug use. My point? To work for Washington State Patrol you need to be able to lie convincingly. And as we all know, no group lies better than cops!

  • if a woman has a lie detector test done on her boyfriend or husband its perfectly fine because she just wants to make sure he isnt cheating. if a man has one done on his gf or wife, he is a horrible control freak who seeks to keep that woman as his property (female logic) and if you bring up this logic to any woman they will get angry and call you an insensitive sexist pig.

  • I am willing to bet women cheat at the same rate as men in a totally fair society. However, the feminist lobby has corrupted the American justice system beyond comprehension (VAWA violates the 14th Amendment). A woman can marry a man, cheat on him, then divorce him while taking his house, money, kids, car, and everything he is going to have. Chrissy is on the wrong side of reality.

    BTW, the ugliness on the inside must have starting oozing out on the outside. She looks hateful.

  • That black girl is very cute :)

  • i was triyng it haha

  • That woman Chrissy was FUCKING ugly. Can't remember when was the last time i saw something that ugly.

  • Yeah - no shit! Where's Part 3? Dammit, I have to renew my Netflix account.

    And yeah, Penn was right. I was clenching my sphincter as he was explaining! Damn you, Penn!!

  • Lex Luthor!!

  • That lady was soo ugly!

  • Where is part one?

  • haha. I was trying it.

  • haha penn and teller is bullshit

  • So people LITERALLY talk out of their arse?

  • Where the hell is part 1 and 3?

  • Never click on links or go to websites offering to show you the full episodes. ESPECIALLY if the user only has ONE video (like this one does). Anyway, thanks for posting this video! Even though the whole episode wasn't there, I got to see the part I was looking for (the most important part of this episode). Good luck poster, trying to generate traffic to your little site for free!

  • Project Free TV has all the seasons of BULLSHIT. This is SEASON 7, EPISODE 5. Just search Bullshit on their search bar.

  • Christie in an un-trusting bitch. That guy is a lucky man that she left him.

  • only in America

  • LMAO meanwhile back in Vin Deisels office

  • Link to website is BULLSHIT!

  • Gabriel is fucking gorgeous!!

  • Chrissy is a cunt.

  • and man... I'd love to test out that girl's intelligent asshole in person.

  • I thought the same exact things before seeing this episode. A pathological liar will not be nervous when he lies. An honest person might be agitated by certain questions. And anyone with practice should be able to confuse their own body into producing false positives or false negatives.. my friend failed a CIA test over and over again when they asked about him using drugs or selling secrets etc... but he was not lying. Corrupt law enforcement still insists on using these dumb things.

  • @kalbahamut couldn't it be a woman as well? so shouldn't you have worded it as "A pathological liar will not be nervous if they lie?" also, why didn't he insist that she go through a lie detector test as well to make things fair? maybe he should've asked questions like if she was sexually into him based on his looks alone and if she's sexy into him just as he is just like it's always the case vice versa.. women are supposed to sexually want men just as casually as vice versa.

  • @Steveman27 technically, no, you couldn't correctly word it like that. "They" is plural. "He" (is that the pronoun I used? I think I commented on this thing years ago.) is often used as a pronoun for men or women since no gender-neutral singular pronoun for a person exists in the English language. Some people use "they" to serve this purpose in an effort to remove sexism from the language, but strict grammarians will tell you that this is not correct.

    I don't actually remember my comment. cheers

  • Ya this fucking test ruined my career at the Sheriff Department and I left the room a fucking child molesting drug addict. 

  • shit man, i passed on a job because I thought I couldn't pass one of these shits

  • -Ok youtube, i am tired of this. Did you or did you not delete the first part?

    -I DID NOT!!

    *Lie detector implodes

  • @Nicolasduca Yeah... seriously. Where's Part 1?????

  • @Nicolasduca

    The uploader uploaded only part 2 because they want us to go look for the part 1 on the damn website they're advertising.

  • @ErnstKreubel

    Oh true xD

  • I took a pollygraph a few weeks ago. I have never seen suck a whaco pice of shit machine. If I had been trying not to fart, the machine would have picked it up as a lie!

    You have to sit on a pad. I should have farted on the damn thing and blown it's circuits!!

  • I got fucked by a polly graph too. Ended my career and fucked me up too. I told the truth on all of it too. BULL SHIT!!!

  • you're so right!  we should just wait for the murderer and rapist to confess. that happens all the time.

  • Didn't they prove the test did work? Yes, the bald guy was a dink, but he proved the boyfriend was witholding info, thus lying.

    As far as the guy whoshows how to beat the test: he showed how the test spiked when he said he was going to ask an embarrasing q. During a real poly test, you always know the q's before they are asked, so that test was BS.

    And as far as this used to gain confessions- isn't that a good thing, especially in a criminal case? Love the show, but this ep. was BS

  • @ihavenohair1975

    "isn't that a good thing, especially in a criminal case?"

    Umm, no? Just like torture and entrapment, it isn't the place of law enforcement to extract confessions. If it was, we would risk turning our police forces into a modern Inquisition.

  • @Phage0070 That is the most briliant thing I have heard on youtube. You are so correct, it is not the job of Law enforcement to extract confessions.

  • wtf that guys comes on and hes like a polygrapher is nothing but a trained asshole lol

  • so in the future all the examiners are going to have to ask you to stop clenching your rectum... weird stuff man.

  • LMAO when she was telling there was a bachelor party with strippers involved, then the instructor just says mmm Sounds Good! 1:25-1:35 :P

  • I'lolled when they said "and you're trying it too!" I so was trying it lol.

  • "we're doing it now. And you're trying it too."

    Get out of my head, Charles...

  • IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEED PART ONE OR ANYTHING!

  • Problem is the ass muscle trick doesnt work. I recently took a polygraph for a job and they make you sit on a pad that detects movements. So if you flex your ass the computer says you are flexing your ass.

    I asked the guy giving the test he said they have been using it for over 5 years. P&T either didnt do their research or intentionally left it out.

  • @tinylittlegnat2 The ass muscle be the easiest way to do it, but i'm sure theres a dozen or so ways. Let alone just psychological training.

    Plus you still have all the problems of false positives.

    Its not very reliable.

  • @GhostInTheShell29 I agree completely but that doesnt change the fact that these oads you sit on have been around in excess of 10 years and they would have easily found out. They chose to omit it for the sake of the show and prove anyone can beat it. I respect them and wish they hadnt.

  • That linguist guy sounds like he lost his stapler.

  • gabriel is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dude, ur girl is making you do a lie detector? get out!

  • God what is it with women and trust issues? Fuck, I'm a chick, but I don't have the issues most of these bitches have! She is so neurotic, and definitely holds that guy's balls in a firm grip. She needs to stop being such a neurotic bitch and realize that a stipper at a bar is NON ISSUE!!!!! I'm sorry that cunts like her give all females a horrible reputation...

    PS, she has a fucking horse face!

  • That fucking website is down, put the part 3 or i'm gonna kill you all

  • lol i love the baldy jokes he makes towards him

  • that blonde bitch looks like a looney tune in the making

  • what the hell if my lady made me do this I would make her do the same thing.

  • Haha i was indeed contracting my sphincter musscle. I bet almost everybody of you did as well!

  • @bazzieboy I did

  • ... i tried it...

  • no part 3 yet...

  • wheres part 3?

  • when your girl wants to put u on a lie detector test, that should ring a bell that shes is or could turn into a psycho

  • @JoeBlow914 Nothing wrong with being a "Psycho" as you put it.

    1 in 100 people are.....

    You probably know a few people that are, and are probably good friends with them.

    Quite honestly i find your comment insulting.

    Your statement would suggest the exact opposite, a "Psycho" does not need a lie detector to tell them anything about a person, i could tell if you were lying if i had never met you before in my life.

  • why doesnt the white bitch have to take a test? shes the one thats probably cheating

  • you fucking whore...dump her ass buddy......cunt whore bitch slut skank tart slag hoe mother fucking skanky whore bitch........she seems nice

  • That womans a mega bithc

  • That black woman is hot as fuck. I'm white and not normally attracted to black chicks but she is fucking banging hot

  • @fasteddie847 what about the white chick?

  • @Orangeflava That white chick makes me sick. I would never marry a woman who forced me to take a poly before she would marry me. Right off the bat she's telling me she doesn't trust me. Fuck that shit. Besides her face looks like it was ran over with a john deere tractor

  • @fasteddie847 yeah most people who try to call you a cheater ARE cheaters, she also makes me sick

  • That girl is butt ugly anyway. He's better off without her

  • did she say bachelor party in Vegas. hmmm... someone should make a movie about that.

  • Yay for tightening your anal sphincter muscle.

  • I saw the entire episode rerun on Cinemax the other day and gotta say this.

    It's true that the Lex Luthor lie detector guy is scummy. However, Mike owes him a big "thank you" for breaking him and Chrissy up. If this Chrissy doesn't trust him now to the point of making him take a lie detector test (!), she sure won't if she marries him. There will always be something else. Ol' Lex Luthor just saved this guy several years of misery and a nasty divorce.

  • @FiendsInRedSatin1 i wonder if she would not trust him even if he ordered some food from mcdonald's for them, mcdonald's shorted them a chicken select or chicken nugget in their order, and then she wants to make hm take a polygraph test to see if he ate the missing chicken nugget or chicken select. i wouldn't be surprised if she took one home when them if they married afterall and occassionally wanted to make him take that test on a regular basis over practically anything. what do you think?

  • @Steveman27 you're probably right. Women like that constantly look for any reason at all to distrust a guy. Mike and her breaking up was the best thing that could've happened to him. Hopefully, he's found a non-shrew to marry, and she's gotten 1) fatter 2) uglier and 3) got hitched to someone who is as nasty as she is.

  • 7:07

    hahahaha

  • Bitch! You are going to judge him for going to a bachelor party? For fuck sake.

  • "We're doing it now, and you're trying to too"

    Yeah..He got me too. lol

  • lol meanwhile in vin diesel's office

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  • wers the rest of the vid

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUP I DID IT TOO.

  • Lies of the lie detector...

  • Can anyone Blame him if he was having an affair. Just an opinion.

  • You know what's BULLSHIT? Where's Part 3

  • Crissie is a whore and your better off Mike.

  • i dont see part 3...

    actually, i found teh hole thing posted here:

    wisevid.com/play?v=3A_ftgg8fA_­c

  • if shes that worried that hes lying she should just date another guy !

  • that bald fuck is annoying trying to be all intimadating.

  • "we're doing it now and youre trying it too"

    FFFFFFffffffuuuuuu you guys got me again

  • those bald jokes always get me.

  • So where's PART 3???

  • bitch looks like a horse.

  • im not gunna lie(no pun intended), but If my women made me take a Lie Detector test just because she didn't believe me that I didn't do something (and I was telling to Truth) that would put a HUGE dent in my feelings for her, maybe thats just me

  • @BigBuckFilm Absolutely right. He's codependent and she's a miserably controlling, insecure bitch. I propose to you, and you insist I get a lie detection test? I'll thank you for my ring back and wish you every success in business and in love, but both will have ended for us.

  • @tek1024

    Sounds like a two and a half year relationship my brother just grew the balls to get out of. Lol.

  • that chick looks like a guy :S

  • @Petter1900 her lie detector results certainly indicated that she was being deceptive when she denied being a guy.

  • "But more often than not, what you'll get will be a reaction on my laptop that looks like you've flexed your sphincter together..."

    Right! Because standard polygraph construction includes an anal probe!

  • Wow, what a bitch making the poor guy go through with this. Doesn't she know that the most important thing in a relationship is TRUST? Y'know, something if she had for her man then she wouldn't need a goddamn e-meter for?

    Gullible daffy assholes.

  • Geez couldja TRY not to snip them apart midsentence????

  • lol using her Asshole! D:

  • why the fuck wouldnt there be strippers at a bachelor party, IN FUCKING VEGAS?

  • Why would he go through this for this horrible woman who doesn't trust him and looks like a dog.

    I wouldn't want to touch this woman even with a stick...

  • i love all the bald jokes on this episode. well if fou consider them jokes

  • That girlfriend is such a no-go. For one, because she has him so whipped it isn't funny, and two, because if she doesn't trust him and can't work it out for herself then they shouldn't be getting married. Of course, her fiance is kind of a wuss, too, so it's just as much his fault.

  • It's true the lie detector is highly inaccurate it has far to many false positives to show any consistency for disproving anyone. Learning how to control your emotional response. However this can be a difficult thing to do when one is worked up or if you've just killed someone or going for something that has great meaning to you. This flawing the results, however an excellent polyrgraph examiner can use this to his advantage, but can not say for certain that it is a lie.

  • A fact that should get anyone to question the polygraph. The bald fucker's lie detector test lasted around an hour. If the test was super accurate then you'd only have to ask him one or two questions and it'd take maybe 10 minutes at most.

  • If you need a fucking machine before you can trust somebody, I don't think you should spend your lives together.

  • no wonder Maury exploits soo many ghetto/black ppl lol!!!

  • I wonder where part3 is...

  • gabrielle is so cute

  • I wouldn't marry that chick if she didn't have any trust in me, if she cannot trust you then why trust her, if she is paranoid about you then just dump her she is not worth your time.

  • @iscay666 Hey I get paranoid too sometimes but I can learn to trust people it just takes longer than others. I'd never ask them to take a polygraph though, especially after this episode.

  • Does anyone know where PART 3 is?

  • @johnny1083 It was on here a few months ago, do not know why it was singled out for deletion. The end was pretty good, that stupid, frigid, ice queen CU@#NT!!

  • this proves that maury is a fuck tard

  • WHat the hell is wrong about strippers at a bachelor party?

  • there is no god... this is so obvious

  • Yes, I was trying it just when they said I was. This show is amazing.

  • @Aslapacrosstheface So was I, god that made me laugh so hard when that little scene came up. A combination of Penn's statement and tone, and Teller's facial expression.

  • Its his own fault. What red blooded man with a penis and balls would let himself be subjected to such pussy whipped bullshit. i would have told her cunt ass to get gone many moons ago

  • @djrobertjohnson

    And that's why you're single.

  • What a cunt.

  • Mmm, Gabrielle's sphincter <3

  • Lex luthor LMAO!!!

    I wonder if he's pissed after seeing P and T's Show for calling him after bald characters..

  • I'm sure glad my parents taught me that lie detectors and hypnotherapy were bullshit early on.

    That's awesome! I've never heard of the asshole trick, just the thumbtack in your shoe trick. Sounds much less painful. :)

  • lol tighten up those anal muscles guys and girls and get ready to pass

  • I wonder if sexual arousal would show up as 'lying' on a polygraph?

  • @SchoolgirlCrush121 It would if you were embarrassed or shy generally.

  • She's got practice :)

    That examiner tries to intimidate people into trusting him. Like he's so knowing (prefers to use long words to sound smart, claims he'll catch any attempts at disception and they'd have to be exact). Fuck him.

    @SchoolgirlCrush121

    Probably. They'd give you a school girl exaaminer.

  • If I drink a Coke before taking a polygraph I might fail.

  • Penn forgot to make a "Bas Rutten" joke about the bald asshole giving the test. The resemblance is uncanny!

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  • After seeing part 3, which was hard to find..

    Holy cow that blond girl was fucking stupid. I really hope she ended up seeing this episode somehow after it aired. I bet she'd feel the stupidity then. Poor bf didn't do anything wrong at all, from the perspective of a healthy relationship.

    She didn't trust him, and they probably weren't meant for each other.. But that doesn't change the fact that that machine, and that BALD WEASEL ASSTARD, ruined the relationship with false info. BALDY = LIAR!

  • Is part 3 on youtube somewhere? Argh, I can't find it. :(

  • true but she is so ugly anyway, that dude is better off.

  • Gay people mammals!

    Ha! That'll teach 'em!

  • Never mind that fucker, just mark the comments as spam.

  • They're gay.

  • Gay people are gay.

  • Gay people are.

  • Rotting in Hell and gay people goes together.

  • "We're doing it now, and you're trying to too"

    damn he got me there

  • @megapikachu We too.

  • @megapikachu  haha me too

  • ...what do you think Curly? HAHA!

  • Your gonna marry some bitch that wants to know what you did at the Bachelor Party in Vegas! Let's see, partied...got titties rubbed in his face! WOW!  Let's ask this dumb ass broad what she did at her Bachelorette Party?!

  • A good spy can lie effortlessly. Why the hell would they be felled by a polygraph test?

  • wheres part 3

  • oh the anal muscle was funny when he said "and u are doing it to" lmao

  • James Woods sure knows his stuff about beating the polygraph :D

  • bullshit

  • dude. This girls a total bitch

  • Lex Luther LOL

  • A spy wouldn't fail a polygraph...

  • Exactly.

  • @Ebuverthebicepcurler You watch too many movies, a spy is anyone selling or giving out government secrets.

  • True, I agree.

  • This relationship is fucked whether he lied or not.

  • i would have dumb that bitch if she told me to take the test....

  • Yep, you don't let a partner push you around- and that goes for both men, woman, and same sex couples.

  • So you want a three-way?

  • If thats what you want to do go ahead tiger.